she got a bbl, he always iced out, and bought her a g wagon. yet their first grader is sleeping in a toddler bed, they have no food in their pantry, and the babies have no toys…. yeah ight.
air bnb is trending i’m ready to speak. a couple years ago me and my ex were on a trip together the air bnb was nice but i noted it smelled weird and some of the flooring was lifted in every room in the house. the toilet had a sign above it that said not to flush tp. lord of…
time. we explained that it’s the toilet and we didn’t do anything wrong, she didn’t believe us and charged us a ridiculous ass extra cleaning fee that i had to dispute 😒 i’ve never stayed in an air bnb again.
issue they were having. SHITTY WATER starts flooding from underneath the toilet and underneath the floor. the floors were lifted bc the whole house had been flooded over and over by this plumbing problem they weren’t fixing. we’re FREAKING out. there’s not enough towels or…
really anything to clean this up and it won’t stop. luckily this was like a large guest house behind the owners actual house so we call the lady and we’re like “hey this toilet is going crazy we need help” and she’s like ANNOYED??? she comes to clean it and is PISSED the whole…
places have signs like that so we think nothing of it and DIDNT put anything in the toilet. me and my bf were out late and we came back around 2 or 3 am. my bf took a HUGE horrible shit but put the tp in the trash as instructed. his shit fucked up whatever plumbing…
real question, are any married couples ACTUALLY HAPPY?? or are y’all all either openly miserable or pretend to be happy until it’s over then spill the tea? bc so far that’s all i’ve seen of marriage
@oxrlm
it started at a WILD amount of over sharing but i was like okay nbd but now she is like trying to force me to go to church after i’ve told her i am not christian 😅 and asking me very deeply personal questions about my childhood randomly lol WEIRD
lil tay’s family announcing she (14) AND her older brother have suddenly passed away, and the police departments saying they have no record of their deaths is…. interesting
@oxrlm
i used to be a retention agent for a rivaling internet company. it is their job to try to make you stay so if you ever wanna skip the run around tell them you’re moving out of the country 😅
waiting in the parent pickup line and this mom and her son just ROLLERBLADED outta here??? that kid gotta know his mom is the shitttt it’s 106° lmfao and she rollerbladed here 😭
anytime my 2 year old comes in the bathroom while i’m using it i say “can i help you?” and today when she was going potty she looked at me said “can my - 🤨 can my help you?” 😂😂😂
six months ago i was:
living with my mom
got fired from a job i hated
no car
no goals
lost all my friends
now i:
have my own place
have a nice car that’s paid off
back in school
obtaining multiple certifications
making $18 an hour
i never get to brag about anything so 🤗
@pixelatedsav
they had strippers in the living room and he was looking for food in the pantry and they were telling him to go dance with the strippers, i feel so bad for how he’s being raised 🙁
asked my son if my arms looked smaller (i’ve been losing weight due to some health issues and wanted the candid opinion of a child to see if it’s noticeable 😂) and instead of telling me how much smaller i’ve gotten he said “you look like the perfect person” and now i’m crying
bro i hate having a cat i wake up in the middle of the night almost every night HORRIFIED thinking someone is trying to break into my house bc this bitch keeps finding random shit to wrestle with 😭
my first mother's day. 😭 I'm soooo grateful to have this precious baby. glad I got to spend the day with him and the man who made me a mama, I love you two. ❤️
i posted a picture of me breastfeeding on snapchat and this guy slid up and said “i wish i was the baby” like bro whaaaaat 💀 men are fucking insane and weird lmfao
"Childfree people will never experience the joy of watching their child touch grass for the first time" okay but do parents know the joy of being 37 and sleeping in and drinking coffee in silence and then leaving the house on a moment's notice whenever TF I want?
for my boyfriends sake, my only two goals this weekend are to not cry and to not go to the hospital bc i’ve done one or both every weekend for like two months now 💀
less than a month since we lost our baby, and yesterday i found out my mom is coming home after four long years. God gives you things, not when you want them, but when you need them. 💜
#NationalMonthOfHope