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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
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this era of my life is all about growth. all i care about is being a better mother and a better woman. 🪴🧘🏼‍♀️
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@shelbsdanna
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she got a bbl, he always iced out, and bought her a g wagon. yet their first grader is sleeping in a toddler bed, they have no food in their pantry, and the babies have no toys…. yeah ight.
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Blueface shows off his baby mama’s BBL
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@shelbsdanna
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@_JeNene no fr, they are SICK for how they flex themselves and don’t do shit for those babies 😒
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@shelbsdanna
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1 year
air bnb is trending i’m ready to speak. a couple years ago me and my ex were on a trip together the air bnb was nice but i noted it smelled weird and some of the flooring was lifted in every room in the house. the toilet had a sign above it that said not to flush tp. lord of…
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@shelbsdanna
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my baby daddy declines visitation every weekend bc he has to “work”. this man so foul 🤣🤣
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@shelbsdanna
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@fuckdonmarvel @C0ACH_ @russhuncho @chrome__rome @kayyy2X__ y’all can’t tell the bio is jokey jokes?…
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@shelbsdanna
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time. we explained that it’s the toilet and we didn’t do anything wrong, she didn’t believe us and charged us a ridiculous ass extra cleaning fee that i had to dispute 😒 i’ve never stayed in an air bnb again.
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@shelbsdanna
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@shelbsdanna
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3 years
being burnt out on parenting solely bc the other parent doesn’t even attempt to help is so unfair. my kids deserve a happy mom 🥲
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
1 year
is it wrong of me to block my new friend? bc why are you pretending you got chick fil a on a sunday… like i wanna block them idk
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@shelbsdanna
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issue they were having. SHITTY WATER starts flooding from underneath the toilet and underneath the floor. the floors were lifted bc the whole house had been flooded over and over by this plumbing problem they weren’t fixing. we’re FREAKING out. there’s not enough towels or…
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@shelbsdanna
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really anything to clean this up and it won’t stop. luckily this was like a large guest house behind the owners actual house so we call the lady and we’re like “hey this toilet is going crazy we need help” and she’s like ANNOYED??? she comes to clean it and is PISSED the whole…
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
1 year
places have signs like that so we think nothing of it and DIDNT put anything in the toilet. me and my bf were out late and we came back around 2 or 3 am. my bf took a HUGE horrible shit but put the tp in the trash as instructed. his shit fucked up whatever plumbing…
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
1 year
i understand why my ex can’t move on lol this is all his family 😭😂
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
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NVM she’s so so weird
@shelbsdanna
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1 year
i made a mom friend today at the park and she’s my platonic soul mate agh 🥰
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@shelbsdanna
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1 year
how tf do y’all get hacked SO much on fb like i’ve had it since 2009 and this has never happened to me??? what links are y’all clicking 😭
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
1 year
ik it’s bad and all but the internet going down for 6-9 months will give SO many of you an opportunity to finally touch some grass
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
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real question, are any married couples ACTUALLY HAPPY?? or are y’all all either openly miserable or pretend to be happy until it’s over then spill the tea? bc so far that’s all i’ve seen of marriage
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
1 year
@kelsey453 it smelled so bad ALL night, we were gagging for hours 😭 i’m permanently scarred lmfao
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
3 months
i don’t post my kids on here anymore so look at this cute outline my sons teacher made of him 💀🥲
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
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@ImRellyBevis @sthrnsportsfan @That1AnonChick @lolasteags @JayBirdi3 @TacoKingGCoco to be fair, she never said that was her. and if she was "impersonating" someone, why wouldn't she change her avi to said person? i mean, sounds fake, but ok.
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@shelbsdanna
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@ItsRebekahStar Yes and when I chose him he was a great man and active father, that was 6 years ago. He’s not the same person. So what is your point?
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
11 months
did your parents drill into your head that your house needs to be spotless before someone comes over or are you normal?
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
2 years
@cat1nthedark THAT ma’am. nonchalant bc i know all he does is lie 😭
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
1 year
may my son NEVER put me above his future partner
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
11 months
@spinbackmecca he already did it twice lol this is a skit 😭 they do anything for some views
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@shelbsdanna
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1 year
welp 😅
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@shelbsdanna
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4 months
not believing in a god is honestly hard bc sometimes i wish i had someone to pray to
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
3 years
my bd paid child support, lunch on me yall 🤪💀💀💀
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
6 years
@JayBirdi3 @ImRellyBevis @sthrnsportsfan @That1AnonChick @lolasteags @TacoKingGCoco I agree that it's rude, buuuut she still never said it was her. lol so my statement still stands... 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@shelbsdanna
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1 year
@jaackthelad_ that is a VALID point, thank you for the perspective switch lol. i am known to be dramatic so this could definitely be the case 😂
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@shelbsdanna
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@oxrlm it started at a WILD amount of over sharing but i was like okay nbd but now she is like trying to force me to go to church after i’ve told her i am not christian 😅 and asking me very deeply personal questions about my childhood randomly lol WEIRD
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@shelbsdanna
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11 months
@MamaWiki_ on a lighter note, i love that he thinks people who work for non profits don’t get paid 😭
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@shelbsdanna
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1 year
@OKAYYYWOWWW me too! i know it’s rare after a break up but they are truly my second family even though we’ve been broken up for like 2.5 years 😂🥹
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
10 months
i’m a milf and he’s a mother fucker 🫶🏻
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
6 years
@JayBirdi3 @ImRellyBevis @sthrnsportsfan @That1AnonChick @lolasteags @TacoKingGCoco it's dead, but you're still replying on the thread? if you say so. lmao
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
3 years
“Hey 💜 quick question?” IYKYK 🤣🤣
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
1 year
lil tay’s family announcing she (14) AND her older brother have suddenly passed away, and the police departments saying they have no record of their deaths is…. interesting
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
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@oxrlm i used to be a retention agent for a rivaling internet company. it is their job to try to make you stay so if you ever wanna skip the run around tell them you’re moving out of the country 😅
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@shelbsdanna
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1 year
made sure you couldn’t see their faces just so y’all could see how cute this is 🥹
@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
1 year
waiting in the parent pickup line and this mom and her son just ROLLERBLADED outta here??? that kid gotta know his mom is the shitttt it’s 106° lmfao and she rollerbladed here 😭
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@shelbsdanna
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2 years
@AMARAIVORI oh ma’am, she DEFINITELY knows 💀 she wants him to block me and never speak to me again even about our kids. she’s just as bad lmao
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
11 months
he didn’t know what none of that shit meant except Afghanistan. you can tell he was surprised 😭😭
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chris evans
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OOP! The man was rendered speechless
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
3 years
idgaf who you are, you getting dropped INSTANTLY once the man i want stops playing idc 😭
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@shelbsdanna
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2 years
@Our_Maybe_Baby THIS. but i’m just “bitter” according to him 🙂
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
9 months
it’s always the ones who wanna control what a bitch wears, fucking losers through and through.
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Banjee Barbie 💋
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Wtf… he was really abusing Keke Palmer…
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
3 years
dude i HIGHLY recommend joining a “biologically normal infant and toddler sleep” group, wish i would’ve done this 4 years ago when my son was born 😅
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
1 year
@Cnicolerain TRUE i need to start consulting y’all for all my life choices bc i do not think like this 😂😭
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
3 months
anytime my 2 year old comes in the bathroom while i’m using it i say “can i help you?” and today when she was going potty she looked at me said “can my - 🤨 can my help you?” 😂😂😂
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@shelbsdanna
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I'm so in love 😭😭
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
1 year
honestly the moms are FOUL for allowing their children to go here for so long.
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eden (the sin)
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"best show of all time" and it's just documented child abuse
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@shelbsdanna
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and it still goes without appreciation 🤣🤣🤣
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
3 years
nothing to see here 🌚
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@shelbsdanna
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how old was your kid when they lost their first tooth? Lennox is almost 6 and hasn’t lost ANY 😅
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@shelbsdanna
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4 months
i miss the coochie era of mom twitter 😫
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
4 years
six months ago i was: living with my mom got fired from a job i hated no car no goals lost all my friends now i: have my own place have a nice car that’s paid off back in school obtaining multiple certifications making $18 an hour i never get to brag about anything so 🤗
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@shelbsdanna
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he may have got his looks from his daddy, but he got his coordination from his mama. 💁🏼‍♀️🤪
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
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just curious, what’s the population where y’all live? i’m tryna see something mine is 107,000
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
2 years
god damn i love having a fat ass, that is all
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
4 years
y’all... i’m gonna have a daughter 🥺💜
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@shelbsdanna
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11 months
@pixelatedsav they had strippers in the living room and he was looking for food in the pantry and they were telling him to go dance with the strippers, i feel so bad for how he’s being raised 🙁
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@shelbsdanna
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i hate dealing with grown adults who lie like little kids like bitch wtf are you so scared of??? 😂
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
1 year
i would never put in this much effort as an employee at a grocery store lmao enjoy your dinner ma’am
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@shelbsdanna
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2 years
all my baby daddy knows how to do is not pay child support and lie smh
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@shelbsdanna
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😭😭😍
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
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so glad to finally announce baby #2 is on the way!🧡
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
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@juslynfrancoiss i swear! it looks like there’s a folded up blanket he’s using as a pillow 🙃
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
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@9RO5OUND @viewsfromurmain @BlendedUniverse @MikatekoHlabz it would actually be when the surface underneath the ocean becomes dry. 👀
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
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asked my son if my arms looked smaller (i’ve been losing weight due to some health issues and wanted the candid opinion of a child to see if it’s noticeable 😂) and instead of telling me how much smaller i’ve gotten he said “you look like the perfect person” and now i’m crying
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
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THIS is why i do not like people taking pictures of me 💀💀
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@shelbsdanna
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@shelbsdanna
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feeling guilty for bringing my children into a world like this today.
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
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bro i hate having a cat i wake up in the middle of the night almost every night HORRIFIED thinking someone is trying to break into my house bc this bitch keeps finding random shit to wrestle with 😭
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@shelbsdanna
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@DikkiNye every. time. i don’t say anything in response and it’s a paragraph about how i don’t care about anything 🤣
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@shelbsdanna
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3 years
i wanna sugar daddy :/
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
6 years
it’s so funny that people think having a kid young ruins your life lmao my kid IS my life and i’m endlessly in love with him and his father. 🤞🏻💙
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
6 years
my first mother's day. 😭 I'm soooo grateful to have this precious baby. glad I got to spend the day with him and the man who made me a mama, I love you two. ❤️
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
3 years
i posted a picture of me breastfeeding on snapchat and this guy slid up and said “i wish i was the baby” like bro whaaaaat 💀 men are fucking insane and weird lmfao
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
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when i’m 37, my kids will be 19 and 16 so yes i probably will have this same joy as well 🙂
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"Childfree people will never experience the joy of watching their child touch grass for the first time" okay but do parents know the joy of being 37 and sleeping in and drinking coffee in silence and then leaving the house on a moment's notice whenever TF I want?
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@shelbsdanna
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3 men from my past i haven’t spoken to in MONTHS all hit me up in the same few days… suspect 😭
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
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nvm y’all, my water broke 🙂
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shelby 🪱
3 years
for my boyfriends sake, my only two goals this weekend are to not cry and to not go to the hospital bc i’ve done one or both every weekend for like two months now 💀
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
10 months
i wish i was a dumb delusional bitch too 😭 y’all be having so much fun
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
7 years
@LiIWop "06 Jan 18"
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
5 years
less than a month since we lost our baby, and yesterday i found out my mom is coming home after four long years. God gives you things, not when you want them, but when you need them. 💜 #NationalMonthOfHope
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
2 years
sugar daddy just got me an apple watch series 7, luvvv to see it 😌
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
7 years
my baby's a week old ☺️😩
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
3 months
happy mother’s day to all the women who show up every day for their kids, even when it’s hard. ❤️
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
6 years
life of Lennox, a thread:
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
6 years
so grateful to have such a beautiful and healthy baby. 💙
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
7 years
baby Kemp will be here tonight or tomorrow morning so everyone prepare for hella pictures. 😍🤗
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
1 year
taco bell isn’t my FAV place to eat but the fact that we’re all willing to accept the stomach cramps and what follows says a LOT
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
11 months
twitter has yet again restored my faith in humanity 🥹 love hearing y’all’s success stories
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
3 years
build a bear was a birthday success 🥳
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
3 years
the look on my kids faces is worth it all, i love these little people so much 🥺💗
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@shelbsdanna
shelby 🪱
2 years
okay idk what i’ve been thinking all these years dating skinny men, cuddling a big tall mf is goateddd. i slept like a baby last night 😭
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