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I am a girls girl, NOT a stupid bitches girl. Thought Iโd clear that up
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Stop punishing children for things that are YOUR fault. YOU left a drink within their reach and they spilled it? YOUR FAULT. YOU left your makeup out and they got into it? YOUR FAULT. They are KIDS. Start taking responsibility for YOUR mistakes
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Doing laundry? Not a problem. Putting laundry up? A problem
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@kmatamafi
@hallebear_
Yesss my ex, also my childโs father, usually will bring me something to eat too if heโs getting my son something before dropping him off. Itโs the best when you have to coparent and get along!
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โYour childโs appointment is at 9:50 but you need to be here by 9:20 but weโre not going to be with you until 10:40โ ๐
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I really had sex 3 weeks pp because I was scared if I didnโt my boyfriend at the time would cheat on me LMFAO PLEASE NEVER BE WITH SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THAT
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Today my abuser went to jail for domestic violence. We love to see it โบ๏ธ
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PSA for anyone who needs to hear it, the BEFORE picture goes on the LEFT and the AFTER picture goes on the RIGHT. Thank you for your time ๐ฅฐ
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My mom used to tell us โIโm taking a nap, wake me up in 30 mins and weโll have a cleaning partyโ swear we wouldnโt make a peep and let her sleep as long as she wanted. Canโt wait til my kids are old enough so I can do this ๐
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Iโll never forget the time I worked at a factory, my boss pulled me into her office and told me my performance that week wasnโt โup to parโ and I apologized and started bawling because it was the week of my sister passing away and our birthday that we share is also her death date
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GO OUT EVEN IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN. EVERYONE DESERVES TO HAVE FUN AND THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOU A BAD MOTHER!
If you donโt agree, kindly unfollow me ๐
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I canโt stand the fact some dads can just go do what they want when they want with no issues because they know the mom will take care of the babies. Like if I wanna go do something kid free itโs a whole ass process that I gotta plan for days prior ๐
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Heard my bd other bm out here calling me ugly. This ones for you. Cheers to being my biggest fan baby, love you ๐ฅบ
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DO NOT WORK AT A NURSING HOME OR A DAYCARE IF YOUR HEART ISNโT IN IT AND YOUโRE SOLELY THERE FOR A FUCKING PAY CHECK
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Getting your cervix checked is the worst part of pregnancy ๐
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If a child very clearly doesnโt want to go to you, give you a high five, hug you, etc DONT keep trying. They have feelings too, theyโre not invalid because they canโt speak, or just because theyโre young. People are weird as fuck
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This one time I went to this place to listen to a live band and the singer was really hyping up the drummer. Like hardcore. She was like ladies isnโt he so cute?! Hit him up! So later on, sheโs at the bar getting a drink and I was like โintroduce me to your dummerโ and she goes
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When I get accused of something and I freak out itโs not because Iโm โguiltyโ I spent YEARS being accused of shit I wasnโt doing. Itโs triggering to me
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+ she looked me dead in my eyes and told me to separate work life from home life. It was at that moment I quit my job ๐
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โYou mean my husband?โ And started cracking up laughing. I was like maโam, now why would you do that ๐ she was so sweet but how embarrassing for me LMAOOOO
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Yโall ever start crying with your baby because you feel so overwhelmed or am I just a terrible mom ๐ฅฒ
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I think itโs so disrespectful that the little bites muffins only come with FOUR. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
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Iโm sorry but NO shit anyone talks about me is going to get to me. I know Iโm pretty, I know Iโm smart, I know Iโm kind, I know Iโm an amazing mother. Yโall got me fucked up if you think negative comments from people who have no place in my life are going to get me down ๐
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Stay at home moms are strong in so many ways. Not only physically but mentally and emotionally. That shit will have you questioning your sanity some days. Donโt ever let a person make you feel any less than you are because โall you do is stay home with your kid(s)โ
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Yes I realize I canโt let my emotions get in the way of my job but also I wasnโt about to continue dealing with an insensitive bitch
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This woman I know has 7 kids, just had her youngest THREE MONTHS ago, and just posted sheโs pregnant again.. I- ainโt no way
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Donโt get me wrong, I love crop tops, but itโs seriously impossible to find a cute FULL LENGTH shirt anymore and that shit is annoying
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No one loves cereal more than a pregnant person or a pot head
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I left my abuser 5 days ago. It gets easier everyday, yes, even after all of the abuse, it is still hard. Today I find myself smiling a lot more. Not having to walk on eggshells as soon as I wake up is such a relief
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I often times look at my kids and feel so so guilty that I brought such kind, sweet, beautiful souls into such an ugly world. I just hope they never lose themselves in this mess
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Iโm getting reeeeal sick and tired of seeing people posting on FB โplease donโt accept the friend request from me, I was hackedโ YALL, Iโve been on FB since Iโve been like 13 and have never had this issue. STOP CLICKING RANDOM LINKS. I promise it is not you in that video ๐ฅด
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Just an FYI, I curse around my children. If you think thatโs bad parenting, shit, I donโt know what the hell to tell ya ๐
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Iโve lived here for 3, almost 4 months and I have never spoken to my neighbors because honestly, Iโd just rather not feel the need to socialize whenever weโre outside at the same time but theyโre having a bbq and I took the kids out to play, I gave their kids bubbles and they
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Having small enough feet to fit into kids shoes is lowkey a flex. $30 less than the adult size? Count me in
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This girl I used to work with posted this on her Snapchat story and I am disgusted to say the least. HOW do you post something like this and not realize how weird + disgusting it is? ๐คฎ
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I was cleaning up my room and found this laying on the floor. I donโt know what it fell out of, maybe the diaper bag? Or my purse? This is so sweet and it made my day. Now Iโm on my way to order some of these little cards to spread the love ๐ฅฐ
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This girl named her kid Isaac.. which is fine.. except she spelled it eyesik. Please stop with the nonsense ๐ญ
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I always thought it was โa single mom who works two jobsโ but when I watch Reba now itโs โa single mom who works too hardโ did I make the two jobs thing up or what. What's going awn
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Just a random reminder to mamas, donโt let your babies diaper line being blue stop you from posting a picture, or taking a picture of them. Also, we donโt need a disclaimer โthey were changed right after thisโ babies pee yโall, we know this!
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gave my kids bags of chips and capri suns and handed me a beer. We have yet to say a single word to each other. My kind of neighbors ๐
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Can we all come to an agreement that pushing/throwing people into water when they donโt want to get in, is not funny?
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So we all use our front cameras to see if our kids are asleep when theyโre laying on us?
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My heart is so full. I had my third and last baby tonight. Iโm so everywhere with emotions but he is absolutely perfect. Heโs latched and weโre relaxing. Will post an update tomorrow. Goodnight yโall ๐ฅฐ
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All I want is for my kids to look back on life when theyโre grown and think to themselves that I was such a good mom. Regardless of the struggles, I did everything I could to provide and be there for them. Theyโre my entire world. I hope they always know that
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When Blippi is on all I can think about is how uncomfortable the person filming has to be lol
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Huggies wipes are the worst. I said what I said. They rip just from trying to take them out of the package, and donโt even get me started on how โsoapyโ they are. They claim to be soap free but Iโm not buying it
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I donโt know who needs to hear this but stop talking badly about your kids other parent in front of them
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You guys make gentle parenting look so easy. When my 4 year old does something that warrants a time out, he pretty much just laughs in my face. I HAVE to raise my voice every time for him to know Iโm serious and it sucks. Help
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Cohen goes โmom, Iโm 4 huh? Cuz my dad said Iโm 3โ so I texted him about it and he goes โomg I told him to say he was 3 at the restaurantโ ๐ I can not stand him lol
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When Iโm at my moms house these kids are not my kids anymore. You want what? Go ask ya grandma. Momโs trying to watch TikTokโs and eat Oreos in peace
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I helped my dad create a cashapp and now he randomly sends me $100 and when I tell him he doesnโt have to do that he says โI know, but itโs kind of funโ sir, are you ok ๐
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Itโs honestly SAD that no one goes to birthday parties or baby showers anymore! Even the ones who โRSVPโ wonโt show. Like why? If youโre not going to come donโt bother pretending like you are? I understand stuff comes up, but itโs happening more and more. Be a decent person ๐
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If one person works full time and their partner also works full time there is NO reason that one person should have the kids 100% of the time and do 100% of the house work. Where is the fairness in that? Argue with your mom. Iโm not the one
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Whenever I make food my 4 year old goes โletโs see if this is bussin or disgustinโ like excuse you????
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Just a friendly reminder to frequently check to make sure there are no hairs or strings wrapped around your babies fingers or toes!
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I remember promising Cohen our own place. A place of peace and joy. Iโd kiss his head before bed and tell him one day itโll just be mama and you babies and I did it. Our first night in OUR safe space. We are tired, but happy. So so happy
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Iโm probably gonna get so much hate for this. Of course I love my kids SO much and am so thankful for them, but Iโd be lying if I said I didnโt sometimes think of a life without kids. The amount of peaceful showers I could take, naps, tripsโฆ donโt come for me ๐
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Someone get her. My aunt is crazy ๐๐
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My fav is when I hear people say โyou made him look badโ or โyou put him in jailโ um? HE made HIMSELF look bad. HE put HIMSELF in jail. I guess Iโll be the bad guy. People really make me sick ๐คฎ
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You are allowed to block people on social media. You are allowed to delete phone numbers. You are allowed to rid yourself of all people/things negative. Do what you need to do to live a happy, peaceful life and do not let anyone make you feel bad about it
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I love being told how good of a mom I am. I already know I am, but knowing others see it and think so too makes me happy ๐ฅฐ
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A few months ago I took Cohen to the dr for a yearly checkup tell me why his dr said his BMI is high + told me to maybe just not give him seconds if he asks for them.. First of all, he is FIVE and very active. Secondly, ainโt no way in HELL Iโm denying any of my babies food
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Call me what you want but you canโt call me a bad mom ๐
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For the last year, my kids and I called a domestic violence victims shelter โhomeโ Today we were approved for an apartment. Happy is an understatement
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Packing up your babies old clothes is honestly one of the saddest things ever
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Can we make CUTE FULL LENGTH shirts a thing again?
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A lot of yโall think being toxic is cute and thatโs weird to me
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He has kids but never has his kids ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
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That hotel breakfast while on vacation hits different
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When I had kids it never even crossed my mind that I could be doing this alone. Now Iโm a single mom of three and all I have to say is what in the actual fuck
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@DontWorryBoutB
They used to give kids at my school a PB&J or something super cheap when they couldnโt pay, that was years ago though so who knows if itโs like that still ๐ like just let them eat the damn lunch, how they donโt feel like ass about themselves is beyond me.
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Iโm ready to wear cute fall + winter clothes
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Itโs hysterical when toxic people think theyโre a loss like, you were the absolute worst thing to ever happen to me. How in the actual fuck are you gonna act like EYE took an L here ๐
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When I was like 18 I got an underage at a party and I had to go to court, well my mom also had court the same day for speeding.. Tell me why the judge told me if I go to jail for 15 days theyโll let my mom off the hook completely.. I said โ..sorry momโ I AM NOT MADE FOR JAIL OK
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One thing about me, when I go to my moms house I will sit on the couch and chill on my phone, or go to my sisters room and nap, or just chill and watch videos with her. As soon as we step inside that house, these are her kids. You need what? Aht aht ask your grandma
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Men who take the trash out but donโt put a new bag in ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
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Me on Facebook: โfriend request? You must have at least 10 mutuals and I have to have seen you in person at least 5 times to acceptโ
Me on Twitter: โyour favorite color is pink!? MINE TOO! Immediate followโ
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A clean house with fall scented candles burning? Yes please
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If you know youโre gonna get back together with someone please donโt slander them all over fb ๐ญ stg I see someone bashing their SO on the book everyday just to see them post a photo together the next day with the caption โtough times make us strongerโ
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Being โuncomfortableโ IS NOT a valid reason to want to induce labor early. Youโre โuncomfortableโ so you want to birth your baby early so that they can be hooked up to monitors and IVs? Think about how uncomfortable your baby would be JUST because you were โover itโ selfish
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A year ago today I weighed 169 pounds
Today I weighed in at 125 pounds, my goal weight. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the first number, but due to my height, I was considered overweight and I wanted to do something about it. Beyond proud of myself ๐คฉ๐ฅณ
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If you canโt handle your alcohol and you know you canโt handle your alcohol, do yourself and everyone around a favor and donโt drink
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I personally will never understand the whole hating on people who have nice things because their parents bought them, or helped them get them. I mean, as a parent, why wouldnโt you want to help your kids when you can?
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Do any other moms ever play out in their head what they would do if they were ever put in terrible situations. Like if an intruder were ever in your home, what would you do, and how would you keep your little one(s) quiet? Or is that just my fucked up mind lol
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Anyone else constantly hear their child cry while theyโre in the shower even when theyโre not or is that just me lol
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I- wtf? I was gonna tell you gf but ok ๐ฅฒ
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I will never understand why babies fight their sleep. Like yโall are gonna regret that when youโre grown, just wait and see ๐
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2/22/22 on a TUEsday? This shit better be good
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I was dreading this 3hr glucose test but they put me in a room with a recliner, gave me a pillow and heated blankets, and told me theyโd wake me up when itโs time to take more blood, so basically I got a babysitter to sleep in ๐ฅฒ
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When I say I need a break, I donโt always mean a night out on the town. Sometimes I just want to get Chinese takeout, and lay in my bed all day + watch movies without someone needing me while knowing my kids are safe and happy where theyโre at for the night ๐ซ
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