@tonyc920 @nflrums So if they cut him before the 3rd day of the 2025 league year… they’ll save that. I mean, you do realise you can cut a guy with a post June designation but you don’t actually have to wait until June, right?

@tonyc920 @nflrums The $50m they’re over already includes him (he’s $51.4m cap hit right now, all guaranteed). If they release him with a post June 1 designation, $30m pushes into 2026 (there’s no other guarantees that year though, so they’re not really kicking a problem down the road).

@JTTheBrick Unannounced too, although there were whispers. A big semi just rolled into the south lot and the sides dropped. Everyone went early that day. Corner of Edes and Hegenberger like rush hour at 5am, then a dude started blasting The Autumn Wind on a trumpet. Awesome atmosphere.

@tractorgirly Rule #42,272 of Politician Talk: any time they say “hub”, it’s pish and nothing will come of it except a six figure price tag for a feasibility study, consultation etc which will end the pockets of their besties.

@RoddyQC > It will only involve sitting 1-2 weeks a year Congratulations to Glasgow Pollok on their new MSP.

@SartorialThug @StompWompin @Wire1626254Wire “Just chuck it over there” and “Fucking Hell Nancy, did your mother weld this clasp or something?” are the only permissible comments.

@kejamieson_ Stop flouncing around Jamieson! Get it on a sun lounger before the Jerries turn up!

@_Doll_Parts_13 You're a dirty old man, Jo(e)?

@kejamieson_ Well done STOP Report presence of French or Spaniards STOP Force X ready at Gibraltar if necessary STOP Proceed with colonisation STOP GSTK STOP

@MajorDMalpas You were 12. Weren’t the scud mags hidden in the hedge an option?

@LeahRebeccaUK A convenient excuse for it “going missing”. It’s not even noon, woman!

Yes, obviously. Why not create an award purely for plebs? We could call it something condescending like "The People's Honours" and the top gong (Order of T'Pie) can be handed about by Islington's Pet Stereotypical Northerner, Our Ange.

@MrsFlowers007

@Janela_X @history99917180 He was hungry, wanted them to hurry up so he could get home for his tea.

@MrsFlowers007 Welsh. Those are their real teeth. Just like those are their real tans.

@MrsFlowers007 Read my Mind. You can’t. You’d have had t’kettle on by now. ~ BF

@TheMistressRox It’s like an 80s power ballad album cover come to life! 😂

@TinkerCunt_ @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Make America Drunk Again.

@Jessrocks71 I couldn’t find one that said “Portillo Trap”.