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21 🇭🇹 The life of a single human being is worth more than all the property of the richest man on earth Western MA

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Interaction on the Ohio train. *I overhear Yappanese being spoken* “Where are you from?” “We live here, but I grew up at the tiktok rizz party.” “Sigma.” Pause. “I knew Baby Gronk.” She responds, holding back tears: “I knew the Rizzler.” “Skibidi.” “Skibidi.”
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Interaction on the New York train. *I overhear Hebrew being spoken* “Where are you from?” “We live here, but I grew up in kibbutz be’eri.” “Wow.” Pause. “I knew Hersh.” She responds, holding back tears: “I knew Carmel.” “Yom Kasheh.” “Yom Kasheh.”
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@NotPotBol "In America, you are only allowed to eat burgers and pizza....Joe Biden....he measures your body fat percentage and if it is too low you are thrown into prison..."
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4 years
@ectowastaken @avantnard @bocxtop Live in Haiti, can confirm that's what it says
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@ajdickerson13 @pipsuxx A rich man was bragging about how he gave so much money to the synagogue and was so good and then a poor woman gave 1 small coin and Jesus said the woman was better because she gave what she needed because she should, the man gave it because he wanted to be seen
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@CryptoCanuckk @KateAronoff @AOC How are conservatives this bad at memes, or understanding climate change?
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@OkButStill @ettingermentum "He can't even name a lwa, folks! He doesn't know any of them! He doesn't know the difference between Erzulie Freda and Erzulie Dantor, folks!"
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@bklynhrry @Logic301 "See he always saw things from three sides"
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@Kkipppp @ViewtifulSwan @Reborn_Fungi @lemurdank And an insult to people who actually are discriminated against for being African American
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2 years
@Dahlspils @carterforva How is it pushing Kremlin propaganda to acknowledge individual people who are provably Nazis lol
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6 years
@CryptoCanuckk @KateAronoff @AOC Glad there's science explaining conservative incompetence
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5 years
@friendoftoads What's Cool About John Mulaney Is If You Type Like This, You Can Hear Him Reading It.
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@kiwiconner @dannygonzalez Yeah...so he could sing along duh
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4 years
@tiddiebois @misshateretha @redsport16 @dlauer @KyleKulinski BLM protestors didn't attack cops and cops instigated violence nearly every single time
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4 years
@Eric__Shunn @goodbeanaltalt This is a much better question why doesn't it
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5 months
@NotPotBol 어떤 동물을 때릴 수 있나요? 이 곰에 대한 미친 동영상을 봤어요. 제이미, 그걸 뽑아 줄 수 있나요?
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8 months
@dklmarxist Finishing first and looking around the room smugly >>>>
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5 years
@badboychadhoy @jaboukie That isn't a struggle meal that's just how you make ramen
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5 months
@NotPotBol 미국에서는 살을 빼지 못하게 해준다고요? 우와...
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1 year
@ettingermentum Texas has become blue, Gretchen Whitmer has taken the White House, the wolf lies down with the lamb, and the leopard with the young goat
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@Srirachachau A second punch hit the boxer...
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1 year
@ctrexrhino @ettingermentum sisyphus after a week: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this goes on FOREVER
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@halogen1048576 #4 , I consider myself to live in Alberta but the land I live on is not legally recognized as a part of Alberta
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@Aobius @maliktheoracle Because of a tweet this is proof he can't be trusted?
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4 months
@godspeedbrother 2 losing seasons in 16 years, can't stand Celtics fans
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@LegoRacers2 If they got people to do this who typed in a natural cadence I would have $0
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3 years
@mjp_mke @ampol_moment Nobody else could get into Detroit
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1 year
@wutangjoebiden @coolestdudeyet @AGoldmund It's "Cistem" I thought it was "Cistern" too 😭😭😭😭
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3 months
@dklmarxist when you really think about it, they were the real victims of the whole thing...
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@dklmarxist Ohioans say Haitians are not assimilating, but are keeping their culture of not becoming addicted to opioids and methamphetamines
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3 years
@FemoidTheFrog this is funnier than anything else on this website
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@LegoRacers2 What if there was a still life of iPhone...
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1 year
@laserboat999 I was thinking about buying this shirt but I'm so busy with writing essays and recovering my crypto and getting my Instagram account back
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6 years
@Cory_Fosterr @CryptoCanuckk @iDirectorX @KateAronoff @AOC Yeah compared to most Europeans she's a moderate
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@w0jakhorseman @gayest_tone "too young to be corrupted by it" yeesh
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3 years
@cloudeeuhh Oh he sounds like that guy who paid all my hospital bills when I was hit by a car and then bought me a house
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5 years
The 101st best team on Earth just came this close to beating the 18th best team and Mexico still needed that BS penalty call smh everybody knows Haiti deserves that win
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@MrPicklesCatMan @JUNlPER @davenewworld_2 She was 400 years old be so serious
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1 year
@Aobius @maliktheoracle If you're only hanging out with someone because your girlfriend is hanging out with theirs how is that a full friendship lol, that's a friend-in-law
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3 years
HE always understood the assignment
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1 year
@itshemiii Have you KILLED SOMEONE
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@tonyhawktruther He's gonna HATE his roommate's pet rat
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4 years
@abbygov Wait it STILL lists you as a creator on wikipedia????
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2 years
@AmericanMade__ @njsweeney11 @MAGAIncWarRoom @catturd2 On a Twitter poll run by someone whose followers obviously skew a certain direction lmao
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5 years
@Stulla345 @momentoftru And if you don't wake up on time Papa's gonna have to use this nine
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@KylePlantEmoji Man I was just adding 13 and 88 I don't think about things on this app
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@KylePlantEmoji For some reason I remember Avicii being a member but I now realize that is because one member was named Avi and one completely different member looked kind of like Avicii.
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5 years
@milkinhisbag I deleted Twitter, redownloaded it, sold my phone, bought a new one, coded a new software system, reset my router, moved to South Korea, and I still can't see it???
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Just went here and everybody knew you and venerated you as the namesake of the mountain
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1 year
@jeremyotr @gracecamille_ What are you talking about
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2 years
@Fritschner @postingwhilegay The second image literally just says "the problem is that people who don't like us vote" lmao
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5 years
@HipHopNumbers It was really good, I think the lack of replay value is because it's hard to replay specific songs if you don't remember what the exact title was and the numbers make that harder
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@iwrite4jacobin "Hey :/ pretty racist of you to suggest that Yemenis can't also be Nazis :/"
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@KylePlantEmoji I'll push him, that's what I'll do, I'll push him
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@KylePlantEmoji "you may proceed, but tread lightly, Adams"
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@Timcast You're not a leftist by any stretch of the imagination
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@QueeeenSae @tay_k3ith @JagoSensei @miiihrouu They're still weird 😂😂😂😂
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@icedoutomnitrix They're both at fault that's just weird😭😭
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1 year
@RichestWizard One for you, and one for your broad. Sorry, woman, we don't use that word anymore, folks, it's not how it used to be
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1 year
@GiovanniCalifor @ChineseCivilWar I was so confused until I read this reply because I wasn't even considering that it could mean anything else
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@LegoRacers2 Lmao also just realized that this whatsapp group chat is being typed as if they're all there in person
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I wish the Taliban had skinned you alive
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I don’t see a reason why we can’t invade Haiti. Haiti has a bunch of islands off their coast, I’m not sure they’ve invented the boat yet so it’s likely a rag tag team of 50 armed men could take a 20^2 mile tropical island, kick off the locals, make it into another tourist
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@Doge111111111 Yes, from the island of Yap!
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@GaryJohnsonFan7 @OkButStill *Extremely loud incorrect buzzer*
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5 years
@Genius He's way overrated if anything he deserves no recognition
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@4LKM44RAK @jodcoll You never had to scroll through 40 bots before you saw a real person's reply before, the most popular replies were on top and bots weren't nearly as prevalent
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@dklmarxist They're taller, stronger, faster, practiced more...at what point are we gonna call this cheating out for what it is?
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@jbfan911 Robert California is not attractive I will not accept this
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@eyuplovely Israeli Talking Heads This should be MY beautiful house! This should be MY beautiful wife!
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@lmNOTcatholic Love to actively make a country unliveable, sponsoring coups and rigging elections to impoverish and murder its people, then treat them like they're lower than dirt for trying to escape the suffering you orchestrated for them
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5 years
@HipHopNumbers Scorpion is not just his worst album, it's one of the worst albums I've ever heard
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2 years
@queersocialism Even focusing on abortion as what "should" be driving people to vote by gender can fall apart when you look at what class is most likely to need abortions and what class most likely doesn't have to worry about the issue.
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@notstonkgod Hearing reports from settlers that this is "none of their fault", more at 6
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@eunhathelead @JuiceThousand Yeah that's the point of the tweet
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@Marlencha1992 @jaboukie Not at first, only after they threatened the violence against women act
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@gayvampires Why are these sectors of the internet so exhausting
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@donkeyshayn @gothspiderbitch @BaronV01 Since anyone with English blood is descended from William the Conqueror, you're probably as related to each other as you are to any other random white person
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@KylePlantEmoji But you don't understand! The riots against police brutality were caused by *checks notes* lack of police
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@BryanRamgoolam @jacksfilms Yeah, right. Next you'll be saying that Donald Glover is the same person as Childish Gambino.
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@Chaxinitus @_Dinger_s @depthsofwiki Up high Down low In the middle Too slow Yes it does in fact rhyme
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@alwaysadorecats @Eric_Erins Unfortunately distantly related to him
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Pulaski is one of my favorite place names in the US. It's the name of 7 counties, 14 towns/villages/cities, multiple major highways, and parks all over the country. All named after Casimir Pulaski, a Polish soldier from the American Revolution who died at the siege of Savannah.
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@esjesjesj Literally 5 seconds
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@depthsofwiki depths of wikipedia the beautiful
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@pebbut Yes I talked to him the other day
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4 years
Let's confuse all the kids born less than 200 million years ago
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@gothwaver @PolitiksCommon @the_dondadaaaa @BarkyBoogz They aren't banned for competition, Japan has bans on many ADHD medications, including for normal use
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@KylePlantEmoji Kyle you know that I am a fan but I have NEVER heard of anyone putting salt in either of those places
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