Interaction on the Ohio train.
*I overhear Yappanese being spoken*
“Where are you from?”
“We live here, but I grew up at the tiktok rizz party.”
“Sigma.”
Pause.
“I knew Baby Gronk.”
She responds, holding back tears:
“I knew the Rizzler.”
“Skibidi.”
“Skibidi.”
Interaction on the New York train.
*I overhear Hebrew being spoken*
“Where are you from?”
“We live here, but I grew up in kibbutz be’eri.”
“Wow.”
Pause.
“I knew Hersh.”
She responds, holding back tears:
“I knew Carmel.”
“Yom Kasheh.”
“Yom Kasheh.”
@NotPotBol
"In America, you are only allowed to eat burgers and pizza....Joe Biden....he measures your body fat percentage and if it is too low you are thrown into prison..."
@ajdickerson13
@pipsuxx
A rich man was bragging about how he gave so much money to the synagogue and was so good and then a poor woman gave 1 small coin and Jesus said the woman was better because she gave what she needed because she should, the man gave it because he wanted to be seen
@OkButStill
@ettingermentum
"He can't even name a lwa, folks! He doesn't know any of them! He doesn't know the difference between Erzulie Freda and Erzulie Dantor, folks!"
@ettingermentum
Texas has become blue, Gretchen Whitmer has taken the White House, the wolf lies down with the lamb, and the leopard with the young goat
@laserboat999
I was thinking about buying this shirt but I'm so busy with writing essays and recovering my crypto and getting my Instagram account back
The 101st best team on Earth just came this close to beating the 18th best team and Mexico still needed that BS penalty call smh everybody knows Haiti deserves that win
@Aobius
@maliktheoracle
If you're only hanging out with someone because your girlfriend is hanging out with theirs how is that a full friendship lol, that's a friend-in-law
@KylePlantEmoji
For some reason I remember Avicii being a member but I now realize that is because one member was named Avi and one completely different member looked kind of like Avicii.
@milkinhisbag
I deleted Twitter, redownloaded it, sold my phone, bought a new one, coded a new software system, reset my router, moved to South Korea, and I still can't see it???
@HipHopNumbers
It was really good, I think the lack of replay value is because it's hard to replay specific songs if you don't remember what the exact title was and the numbers make that harder
I don’t see a reason why we can’t invade Haiti.
Haiti has a bunch of islands off their coast, I’m not sure they’ve invented the boat yet so it’s likely a rag tag team of 50 armed men could take a 20^2 mile tropical island, kick off the locals, make it into another tourist
@4LKM44RAK
@jodcoll
You never had to scroll through 40 bots before you saw a real person's reply before, the most popular replies were on top and bots weren't nearly as prevalent
@lmNOTcatholic
Love to actively make a country unliveable, sponsoring coups and rigging elections to impoverish and murder its people, then treat them like they're lower than dirt for trying to escape the suffering you orchestrated for them
@queersocialism
Even focusing on abortion as what "should" be driving people to vote by gender can fall apart when you look at what class is most likely to need abortions and what class most likely doesn't have to worry about the issue.
@donkeyshayn
@gothspiderbitch
@BaronV01
Since anyone with English blood is descended from William the Conqueror, you're probably as related to each other as you are to any other random white person
Pulaski is one of my favorite place names in the US. It's the name of 7 counties, 14 towns/villages/cities, multiple major highways, and parks all over the country. All named after Casimir Pulaski, a Polish soldier from the American Revolution who died at the siege of Savannah.