miguel
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cause baby tonight dough jimmy got us fallon in love again
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i'd abuse the fuck out of the bat signal like mr. wayne they're overcharging me for this sandwich. kill them.
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when a book gets intense and my eyes dart to the next page and spoil it.
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do you know how horny you have to be to voluntarily lose 100k on Too Hot To Handle. i'd be so anti-horny i raise the prize money. idk how they fuck it up.
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that pool noodle was white when the fight first started.
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why do hackers tweet slurs and shit. if i hacked elon musk id say some shit that'd fuck up the entire stock market. the power to make capitalism crumble at my fingertips.
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i am BEGGING my roommate to stop talking crazy online. he runs a stan account and if he gets doxxed i canNOT be collateral😭😭.
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seeing this ant smiling after so many instances of sadness brings such warmth to my heart.
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Drew like a dark, fucked up version of the mickey mouse mascot haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao
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crazy how timothee chalamet and megan thee stallion have the same middle name.
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@kenjislav when the trajectory of your entire life is about to be permanently altered for the worse:
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they should make the contestants listen to ben shapiro to drive off all sexual tension.
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the "even after he betrayed you 5 times??" comments are killing me.
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he's making a tweet rn about his thoughts on the new taylor album. i'm done for.
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🚪oors in sco🚪. 🚪e this 😭 🚪. 🚪rough the d🚪. 🚪 they go th🚪. 🚪oby-doo lik🚪.
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him: the govermet took away the 14th letter of the alphabet. me tryig to hit: OOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😩😩😩😞😞😭😭😭.
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jimmy fallon that piece of fucking shit he's so fucking mad he can't bring the fucking boom like AJ and Big Justice like literally back the fuck off if youre not gonna even understand the guys youre interviewing. ZERO out of FIVE on the boom meter FUCK YOU jimmy fallon.
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@LilNasX in the KidzBop version lil nas x actually put more swears than in the original and then recited a demonic ritual at the end.
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this basically means it's 50x harder to go viral, to spread information, to get gofundme traction, basically anything, for anyone unwilling or unable to pay for twitter blue
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they need to model an emoji after her.
where is This stupid fuck going 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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rip to everyone who's gone through quarantine without an SO i couldn't imagine what that must be like you're all so strong.
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@nonbinarybooty everyone was so bitter like she and her husband seem happy and the activity seems nice. people are just envious or don't have relationships where they could see themselves satisfied with their partner's presence.
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@VaporArtlol if a hacker sees my tweet and decides to destroy capitalism instead of being racist gn i see it as a plus.
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@PhilippRossmann i have 2 pet cats who i can actually tell when there's terror in their eyes.
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@pollen196 one day albert'll say "RATIO" when he's in a fight and wonder why nothings happening.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW.
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got my mom new wine glasses for her birthday and she shook the box to see what's inside
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@accidental_left a) i'd rather have this than homeless people. b) once we solve the primary goal of homelessness, then more time and resources can be put into better infrastructure. .
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dr seuss had the right idea when he just made words up. nothing rhymes with orange, you say? holy shit look at that. a fucking badoobaforenge.
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@elelopsart ok now i'm starting to think he's satire because there's no way this is someone's thought process.
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6 when he sees 7.
STOP THE COUNT!.
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as a bisexual teenager, i often found myself having to express who i was through other forms of art and crafts. thats why this month, i'm teaming up with Hobby Lobby,.
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start with adieu this start with stare that. i don't play wordle to be optimal i play for the thrill.
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trojans: yo look at this cool horse lol. trojans (5 minutes later):
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@indiespicee no literally like your production can't even EXIST without your writers and you're fighting so hard for 3% ??????.
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what's a good male performance where he controls a french chef by pulling on his hair.
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