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alyx/penny ⟡ 24 ⟡ any pronouns ⟡ sapphic animal ΔΘ
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15 Pictures with Deep Meaning:
1. Niko the seal with Man Lips
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ribbon seals remind me of that really good swiss miss chocolate and vanilla swirl pudding… i always think about this when i see one
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oh to be a seal in my enclosure being fed fish by visitors with tongs…
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so what sealtwt member died and became this guy, who is it
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@8Bit_Satyr
@buon_life
in a scrapped design for the 3rd movie, those markings kinda came back in his Hidden World Glow form. you can see it in some promotional vectors and things.
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my best grilled cheese yet, this one is for you, mizore. i hope you like it too 🩷
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me when i’m on my period and i’m swimming in the pool
炭酸入浴剤入れると進むプレシオサウルスさん買ったのだけれど、選んだバブの色がよくなかったので負傷してるように見えて大変に不穏
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@misschikadee
why do they feel the need to make protags be related to firestar, just give it up already no one cares at this point 😭
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@witchmoder
i honestly didn’t notice until people pointed it out i’m gonna be real 💀 they turned him into pudding
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THANK U TO EVERYONE WHO SIGNED MY POSTER!! 💕💕💕💕 IT WAS SO NICE TO MEET YOU!
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i’m 24 and it was fucking hilarious, sit down
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simply not true i’m a master trainer and i do drugs
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a very good friend of mine entrusted me with the care of his webkinz google as long as i kept his name and let him play games on my pc so please welcome Ace to the family 🩷🦆
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this is the only way to use those ugly ass controller holders and now i really wanna do this in my bathroom
I just realized the lady who inspected our apartment today absolutely fucking saw this and said nothing
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for my mental health i will no longer be engaging with political tweets 🥰
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just bought baldur’s gate 3 and even the eula is written like how Astarion speaks holy shit… i love it already
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@furry_fortnite
this battle pass looking so mid w skins so far i have hope it’ll be better as we get more leaks through the night but like……. idk if i’m gonna be buying this season tbh
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things my gf does/has done while asleep:
- presses into me/coos when i pet her back or when i snuggle her
- i got up to pee once and when i came back to bed she said, while asleep, in the goodtimehawkey voice “gooooddd boy” and then immediately started snoring again afterwards
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my belief still stands that if you say a lie confidently enough, people will absolutely believe you every time. that’s literally all it takes.
i got white boy wasted last night and the bouncer wasn't letting me in the club so i recited 40 decimal places of pi to him. he then proceeded to change his mind and let me enter. the truth is i only remembered the first few digits, i made the rest of them up
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full time, 8 hours a day, with holidays and $13/hr, yeah ok! sure! go fuck yourself
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how my body feels after violently puking and almost shitting my pants all night
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@kyoriyo0
i don’t have anything to promote except my friends! so if you like funny tweets you should follow
@gwimbees
@croninians
&
@dogfood4girls
. if you’re looking for seal content
@yochanachoo
,
@SaveSeals
, and
@toxoplasmosii
are all great accounts!
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absolutely foul. they should all be ashamed of themsves.
Random woman posts her reduction surgery.
Random men refuse to be normal about it.
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IF YOU’RE AT TFS GO SEE BITE CLUB YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!
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if you make a tweet @ someone and you’re calling them the r word ummm i think you are actually very unfunny and a loser, actually. dont care if you can reclaim it i am blocking you!
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i was so confused at first and then i realized this is a bit 😭😭😭
i won a fancall and met 카마라 earlier today 🥹 she’s always smiling ㅠㅠ
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polishing my pepper grinder rn…..and yes ladies…..it’s “salt grass steakhouse xtra large” size ;)
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i think we should make a fool out of zionists and transphobes more, actually
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can you shut the fuck up, “go nonverbal” you’re neurotypical, aren’t you?
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sorry i’m too busy looking at sapphic porn to watch the debate please come back never
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super cool to know that my face is going to be used to train AI and theres nothing i can do about it because i live in the US
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me: *le playing fortnite* *plugs my phone in cause it’s dying*
pc: hey btw you’re connected to ethernet
me: what? *looks at my computer* (sure enough it is) *looks at my phone*
phone: your personal hotspot is connected, sir.
pc is connected to my hotspot, without asking
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antibiotics are not an end all, cure all anymore. these diseases are growing resistant, antibiotics often do more harm than good. i was almost killed by antibiotic overprescription. this is extremely ignorant thinking. these afflictions do not go away so easily these days.
What the fuck is happening at con’s these days? At this point just being in the same room as these people is enough to catch something serious.
Seriously did the 80s and 90s teach us nothing? These are the same people that will wear a cheap paper mask in their car alone.
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how i see the world when my girlfriend cradles me in her arms like a little baby
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@MS_Peko
ribbon seals are one of my favorite breeds of seal 🩷! they’re also incredibly elusive and rare 🦭 fun fact: their unique stripes don’t show up until they’re about 4 years of age! the image below is a young mama about 3 years old who still doesn’t have her full coat yet
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being disabled and autistic and having no social battery energy at all just means i have to miss out on friend hangouts and it makes me feel so bad i hate this
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DURING PRIDE MONTH??????
GKIDS is proud to announce the acquisition of global home entertainment rights to Season 1 of the worldwide phenomenon,
#Arcane
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We will release a full product array, including 4K, later this year.
Stay tuned for updates!
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so she broke her wrist and has to get surgery so um. very possible i will have to return to a very dangerous situation for a long time and i really hope i Do Not have to.
had an awful argument with my mom that ended with her dropping me off my auto policy how is your guys’ day going 🥰
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dude fish pee in there
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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new tag for my collar :3 now i have one for both my names 🩷 (censor bar because gf’s number is underneath LOL)
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got profiled at a barnes & noble yesterday for having blue hair and a crazy outfit, the manager was following me around and everything
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don’t think anyone deserves to be doxxed, but i also don’t think businesses like nomad and f-class deserve any kind of support after what they’ve done.
if you dont want to buy from spencer’s & HT, buy from small fur businesses like howl out, curlworks, camp mustelid, gozi, etc
I think we're seeing the start of a shift.
We've seen multiple furry-owned brands getting essentially bullied to the point of defeat. People giving them no quarter when they plead the effect it's had on their personal lives.
At the same time...
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i just cut the most potent onion of my life and now i’ve become a snot machine 🥰
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🎵 go eat a burger 🎵 HOMPH! 🎵 go eat a burger 🎵 HOMPH! 🎵 go eat a burger 🎵 HOMPH! 🎵 go eat a burger 🎵 HOMPH! 🎵 go eat a burger 🎵 HOMPH! 🎵 go eat a burger 🎵 HOMPH! 🎵 go eat a burger 🎵 HOMPH! 🎵 go eat a burger 🎵 HOMPH! 🎵 go eat a burger 🎵 HOMPH!
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wife going hunting for salad and go while i suffer from gas pain…….. i loev wife
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watching super size me with my snughoul, crowley, and man… it’s really bad.
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@yochanachoo
@kyoriyo0
@gwimbees
@croninians
@dogfood4girls
@SaveSeals
@toxoplasmosii
YEAHH!! ofc 💕!!
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i always remember one of the replies on this video because it was so funny “and you know she runs that shoe carnival like a boot camp” so fucking real
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@furry_fortnite
ITS BAD DUDE I HAD TO MUTE THE SOUND EFFECTS BECAUSE I COULDNT TAKE IT ANYMORE 😭
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@kyoriyo0
@gwimbees
@croninians
@dogfood4girls
@yochanachoo
@SaveSeals
@toxoplasmosii
and finally, please do ur daily click! ty love you mwah i’m muting this now
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expose your lockscreen (it’s a hard as fuck picture of my girlfriend drinking an arizona that’s stuck between the ceiling and her face)
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@gwimbees
@kyoriyo0
@croninians
@dogfood4girls
@yochanachoo
@SaveSeals
@toxoplasmosii
UR SO CUTE!!! i love you!!
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get a JOB, lazy bum ass monkey
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video games = awesome 🤩
culver’s chicken tenders and cheese curd combo = SUPER awesome 😱
my girlfriend’s boobs = EPIC!!!!!! 💥
getting a job = NOT epic… 👎👎👎
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would not, however, reccommend this brand because the electric part of it sucks. the spinning head doesn’t spin half the time it’s in my mouth but HEY! it has blue from jurassic world on it so it’s still awesome
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somebody tell me why i’m kinning a mini golf mascot rn (i love evel monster mini golf)
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