Afla-man
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grandkids, corn, wheat & cattle. Too broke to pay attention.
Blackland Prairie Region, TX
Joined October 2014
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I had a WW II landlord tell me one time "ah hell son, I did twice as much between 50-80 as I did 20-50. Hit 65 today....I feel like I'm just gaining steam.
#hammerdownI
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40 years ago today little did I know her saying “I do” was/is the best thing in my life.
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Got a batch ready for the dishwasher. Don’t knock it till you try it. 🌽🌽🌽
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The older I get, the more I dread buying equipment but I think this is going to be pretty nice to have around.
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4 buddies on the Links Saturday morning talking about what they did for their wives to be there. 1 washed her car, 1 cleaned the gutters, 1 painted something.....4th guy woke up, said golf course or intercourse. She said don’t forget to wear Sunblock.
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For 17 years, the appraisal district called this a barn. This year they call it a canopy and voila it tripled in value. 🤬🤬🤬$$$@@@“””
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Central Texas snowmageddon. If we don’t survive, it’s been fun shooting the 💩!
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The ladies of my life. All started 43 years ago today. Happy Anniversary Afla-Woman! ❤️❤️❤️
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Are you sick and tired of all the BS political posts? I know I am! I’m PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!! Nuff said! Lets eat! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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I’m older than dirt, but I’m thoroughly amused by these young hotshot company reps that post pictures of their “superior” variety next to an unnamed/unknown that looks like 💩. You do realize you have ZERO credibility. Like I told one of my offspring “maintain your integrity” 😉
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Foursome on the links talking about what they had to do so their wives would let them go, wash the car, mow the lawn, clean the gutters. They asked the 4th guy, he said woke up & slapped her rear, said golf course or intercourse. She said don't forget to wear Sunblock.
#oldie
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@thisfarmwife
butter pan fry ribeye, you know cause it’s colder than $;/: outside, baked potato duh and spinach because I’m from the Spinach Capital. Oh and a Pendleton just because......life is good.
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UNCANNY IS WHAT IT IS !!!
In a SNL skit from 2012, they looked into the future & saw Alexandria Ocasio Cortez.
Almost beyond belief.
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This is our orphan calf from Tuesday morning. She’s the only calf at the hay ring. She’s a survivor.
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My only concern buying this head was I would have to learn German. Turns out there call center speaks Texan..........😂 Who knew?
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Hang onto whatever you hang onto, I have a feeling the coming week is going to be interesting, VERY INTERESTING! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Largest single head house elevator in North America and the slowest lines in the world.
#wheat2020
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I just put one of our granddaughter's onlineorder bicycles together, 1) I did not cuss 2) I'm not bleeding anywhere 3) I DID NOT read the directions...................HaHa! 🚴
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Okay
@thisfarmwife
this seems sacrilege here but it’s too crappy to go outside and fire up the grill. 😉
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Made a few too many baked potato’s last night.......accidentally on purpose.
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Whole family in Belize for New Years. SNLs and I went fishing today. Life is F’in good. 😉
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A few people give us 💩saying we can’t run this “GRAIN CART” on our 4560, throttle the gate back about half and it will still load a truck pdq.
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At our farm, we practice safety.............and looking stupid. 😎
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So for 25 years I've avoided having a horse on the place (water in the corrals works really well), well guess what our 9 year old granddaughter wants a you guessed it.....a horse. The last horse we had was like 25 years old and trained a lot of kids, his name was Sugarman. 1/2
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Well today was interesting, I was accused of being a Democrat because I support GMOs? I can't/won't say the other things I was accused but apparently I'm going to hell as well? 🤔😂
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Last full day here, can’t wait to get home to low 30s wet and muddy...........YEA!
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Decided we couldn’t cash flow an X-9 so this X-One will have to do.
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Sold Blue today, served us well for 18 years. Still a lot of life..........🤞🏻
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I’ve been a Banjo/Honda pump guy forever. John Blue makes a poly wet seal pump that bolts right on my Honda engines. $290.
#imsold
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Stopped at BBQ joint on the way home today, Sir we are adding a surcharge on beef orders, is that okay? Well I sure as hell didn't come HERE for the yard bird. 😂
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I just fried hand cut French fries baked with fresh cut onions, chili and fresh grated sharp cheese baked till bubbly! Afla-Woman says I’m killing her but she’s smiling and content!
#winning
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So I readily admit I plagiarized this but it was still fun. BTW, I’m not Valeta. 😂
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Afla Woman grinding it out slowly but surely.
#drought2018
Aflatoxin 1 ppb so that’s good.
#FourSure
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You know if
@jsreinecker
posted this it would have a gazillion likes.
#sympathygrab
😂 25? come on people.
4 buddies on the Links Saturday morning talking about what they did for their wives to be there. 1 washed her car, 1 cleaned the gutters, 1 painted something.....4th guy woke up, said golf course or intercourse. She said don’t forget to wear Sunblock.
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Had a load of Prevail show up a day early. Driver didn't call because he cannot speak any English and doesn't think I can speak Spanglish. Drives past office and hits scale with trailer tire (pow). Get him unloaded and he drives over my lawn leaving. SMGDMFH! 😡
#rantover
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Broke down and ordered these from Amazon. I can see why everyone says they are addictive but I may not be able to afford my habit. 👍
@thekbaldwin
@bmreadel
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Looking for two semi loads of good cow hay within 250 miles of DFW, TX. Have 48’ straight deck. Larger the bale the better. Retweets appreciated. TIA.
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@LaloPicheco
Take the rinse aid cap out, run a couple rinse and drain cycles. Load upper and lower rack double layer. Run on hot wash and hot dry. Bag and freeze.
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Had a great time with a couple of grand nephews picking sweet corn and sharing where their food comes from
@KRossTXEX
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Conditions were near perfect yesterday for spreading AF36 Prevail. Photo cred to Afla-woman from top of grain bin.
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One more day of this dumbass Renaissance Festival then we may try some wheat.
#farminginthemetromess
#infringingoninfrastructure
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Found a dead yard bird................so you know homemade chicken soup. 😂
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Had the first alert from the hog trap @ 4 am. First deer I've seen on this farm ever.
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@jsreinecker
Patsy Cline, I Fall to Pieces
Jim Ed Browm, Pop a Top Again
Faron Young, Hello Walls
Ernest Tubb, Walking the Floor
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Married 43 years. Worked cattle today. No yelling, no cussing, no humans or animals got hurt. It was a good day. 😎
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It’s the little things that make life interesting. 😂 BTW, I’m not Jasmine. 😂
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Only .8” rain all of May, I’m amazed this corn recovers this well at night. Won’t look like this in a few hours, 96F for a high today. Great crop going south in a hurry. Such is life. 🌽
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Quit donating blood a few years ago because of not so great experiences. Gave it another shot this morning, best experience ever and earned my 3 gallon pin. The lady told me they had an 84 year old man who had donated 100 gallons.
#oneupper
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Straight line wind Saturday evening. Before and after. Damn, I’m tired.
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@DozaEric
finally found some good hay, glad we own a flatbed. Lotsa miles. Glad to have it.
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This 👇
I am constantly reminding my girls to use commas appropriately when writing. I love it when someone else proves my point.
#homeschoolingmom
#WritingLife
#momwasright
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Brother
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@KRossTXEX
@jdrosstex
#GOODTIMES
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If anyone needs a corn reel, we have an 8R30 Bish. Like new. We bought a 12 row with a factory reel. The 893 head is for sale as well. HMU
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Walked in to the eye glass place yesterday, two ladies working no other customers. I asked if they had any pads? They both gave me the look! Oh crap! I mean nose pads. Laughed so much they wouldn't let me pay.
#winning
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