kabir 🐜
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gamburger instead of brain
Edmonton
Joined February 2011
any bad opinions i tweet are actually jokes but if they're good opinions then i mean them.
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he looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie.
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what’s the most iconic interaction on this app?.
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salt and vinegar is a chip flavour mostly intended for freaks and perverts.
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whenever a blue check barges into the replies of a viral tweet
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wow maybe you should have had 3 goals in mind Lol.
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me when i fall into an enclosure at the zoo.
THE PANTHERS!!!!! AHHHHH.
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I see this and all I can think is that nate mackinnon has definitely killed and eaten someone before and he's definitely going to do it again.
When you realize you have to face Vasilevskiy or Shesterkin next round.
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idk if it's my favourite but it's always the first one I think of
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if you're a simpsons fan or even just like comedy in general this is such a good read. i keep laughing at the end of this answer
Uh holy shit?! The New Yorker got an actual interview with John Swartzwelder, like the first one ever .
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Quinn Hughes never having any idea what's going on but showing up and being a good person and player is so inspiring.
Quinn Hughes seemed entirely unaware that Friday is Pride Night for the #Canucks but said he’s looking forward to the night and wearing the jersey.
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normal headline.
The Arizona Coyotes are all caught up on their bills. No eviction necessary. MORE:
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awesome camera placement in dallas just really excellent work all around
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why is cole Caulfield wearing a caps jersey at the all star game i thought he was injured.
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please do not lecture us on what is disgusting, gm of the Blackhawks.
#Blackhawks GM Kyle Davidson: “This does not involve any players or their families, and anyone who suggests otherwise is wildly inaccurate and frankly, disgusting.”.
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taking time this morning to learn about the church of satan. im disappointed, but i appreciate their honesty
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hockey analytics tell you a lot but they don't account for the impact of giving your homies a little kiss.
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his name is Chester please show him some respect.
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ron maclean is like if the riddler didn't turn to a life of crime.
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they really gotta take this shit down, everytime Peter Chiarelli sees it he makes a trade
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love that this ends with holloway shouting out the oilers fan in the first row lol
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goalies are normally know for being super weird but Stuart skinner is the youngest of 9 siblings but he's normal somehow. how does he do it.
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@bookofloob @RaminaShlah i hope she found a white doctor who was dangerously under-qualified and died directly as a result of that.
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oilers playing so badly they've been relegated to what appears to be another dimension
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my dad sent me this video without any comment and I didn't know how to respond so I just said "very good"
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Introverts hate small talk. They wanna dive deep. Share your lessons. Your purpose. Your secrets. The stories of your spiritual journey. Discuss psychology, philosophy, and meaning of life. The talk that connects the mind and nourishes the heart. Soul talk. That's what they want.
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recently i think of this tweet whenever i see Aaron Rodgers has said something.
the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit.
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@TSNSimmer i've never worked in food safety before but if there's mold on my food i don't eat it.
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don't 👏 call 👏 it 👏 food 👏 porn 👏unless 👏 you're 👏 fucking 👏 it.
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an update from the only Facebook page that's never disappointed me
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@tybuddhaboy I was gonna say I could spray a nastier goo but then I saw you said heathy so im retracting my comment.
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i can't prove this but i think everyone mentioning how Canada was the only team to score against Morocco is a leafs fan.
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@drmistercody its always great when you come across a note thats more unhinged than the tweet its trying to clarify.
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hmm if Ohtani wants reporters to just not do their job then maybe he should sign with an nhl team.
Ohtani and his agent don't want news leaked of meetings with teams, say such leaks will be held against that team. And so many folks normalizing this instead of calling it out for what it is, pretentious BS. We all know he's an incredible player. Just negotiate and pick a team.
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i was not born long enough ago to turn 60 in a couple months.
Lenny Kravitz turns 60 in a couple months. What’s your excuse?
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what the fuck this rules.
Have to admit, not sure the most conventional Simpsons image to put on a shirt.
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Bob Nicholson is gonna do another "forensic audit" and all that's gonna come out of it is a 20% increase on the cost of Bobby nicks burgers.
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You may lose your wife, you may lose your dog, your mother may hate you. None of those things matter. What matters is that you achieve success and become free. Then you can do whatever you like.
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We have not one but TWO post-game awards this year!. The Painter: to the player who was an artist on the ice, the best offensive performer of the game 🧑🎨. The Plumber: to the player who did the dirty work, the top defensive performer of the game 🪠
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can somebody get her some tums i am concerned
for every JAYS HR tonight i’ll eat a poutine hot dog. i might make it make shift and find a vegetarian hot dog somewhere but i’m committed to the bit.
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@VictoriaNickell do you realize what this man has done in the past? he once rushed for over 2000 yards in a single season!.
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I'm glad he mentioned this, some media people and lots of fans in Edmonton referred to Hemsky as soft basically because he was a skilled European player but he absolutely was not soft
Highly recommend this story from Ales Hemsky. He talks about concussions, time in the NHL and his battle with depression. Even playing in the NHL, life can get dark.
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the worst thing abt the Berkshire video is now for the next year we're going to have to hear people make the same "but how much did his parents make?" joke anytime any player does anything.
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ok i see a lot of people dunking on this but what you see here is actually very sad and incredibly common. in fact, over 60 million people a year are British.
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adding jacob chychrun to my list of nhl players who have eaten a person.
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I saw some oilers fans on here getting their hopes up and I just wanted to give you this quick message:. you fool. you imbecile, you cretin. you absolute fucking moron. have you learned nothing.
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thanks Abe.
The clitoris has over 8,000 nerve endings.
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the people who tag "explain this" bots in the replies of every tweet are some of the worst people on here. toddler brains. none of this stuff needs an explanation, I think they just like getting a notification.
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oh no I can't reach the top shelf anymore lol.
Imagine you're Johnny Gaudreau rn.
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imagine having your first cup of coffee at second cup. you fucking idiot, can't you read.
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fuck this stupid ass flag, it's the first thing I saw this morning and it's ruined my whole day.
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mcdavid may not have won the hart trophy, but he got something even better. an excuse to skip the nhl awards.
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definitely this naked guy in Calgary who climbed the glass, slipped on the ice upon landing and immediately passed out and then had to just lay there for 5 minutes before getting stretchered off the ice
What sports moment do you still think about all the time?.
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anyone who has ever asked for an edit button on twitter is an irredeemable dullard and moron.
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officer probably should have obeyed the bears verbal commands tbh.
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I hope this is a wake up call for change in the NHL. Fans are losing interest. -No rivalries.-lacking storylines .-more buzz around talk of trades then actual trades.-poor marketing of stars.-too many math equations .-horrible playoff format.Just to name a few things.
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What is the best out-of-context sports graphic you have on your phone?.
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holy fuck! a talking house.
BREAKING: Biden tests positive for COVID-19, White House says.
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here is my analogy for the kassian trade: holland had a bullet lodged in his foot from the initial kassian signing and he removed it by shooting another bullet through his foot from the bottom so now there is no bullet in his foot but it does have a big hole in it.
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going to do a community note on this saying you can't actually order those items at a mcdonald's.
"Welcome to McDonald's can I take your order?" . Gretzky: Yeah, can I have 4 Stanley Cups, 2 Conn Smythe, 9 Hart Trophies, 10 Art Ross Trophies. ". (📸Lane Stewart/Sports Illustrated)
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A simple 3 step process.1. fire Peter Chiarelli.2. hope another team hires him.3. trade Russell to that team
.@JonathanWillis looks at how the Oilers can get value out of Kris Russell over the next four years:
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damn it's crazy how they turned the entire roster over and they're still not working hard enough! literally been over a decade now that oilers media have been saying this same stuff. absolutely worthless analysis.
. Talk about scoring chances for and against all you want, or goaltending. until this team commits to a relentless work ethic and willingness to step out of their comfort zone physically for one another, results will be all over the map. 5/5.
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What is the best out-of-context sports graphic you have on your phone?.
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i want to retweet most of the replies to this but instead im just gonna retweet one.
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also no matter how you feel about puljujarvi, the lines he is on spend less time in their own zone. I don't care if he can't finish, he can help keep the play in the offensive zone.
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