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The Nintendo Wii U video game system
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Hot take: Kirby and the forgotten land is a shit game that doesn't even feel like a real kirby game
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This is why the Wii U is abetter console
Imagine using an imagine dragons song to advertise your console, I'd want to stay as far away from it as possible
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@OnThisDayGaming
Better than new horizons. Anyone who likes new horizons is a braindead casual that was never around to play this legendary game. The last good animal crossing game.
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Mario wonder sucks
Trigger a fanbase using “>”
I’lll start by saying:
It’s not even close bro
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@NintendoAmerica
This is it. No fluff, no half baked filler games, no "meh" to "boring/lazy/bad" games. The Switch library largely consists of ports, remakes, and middle of the road sequels. In the short term, this has done wonders for Nintendo. People who didn't own a Wii U have it made.
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@NintendoAmerica
This game is actually trash, it sucks how Nintendo dosen't care about their games nowadays...
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@Nintendeal
Great, this is proof that pokemon could literally make the most barebones game ever, and it would still sell.
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@NintendoAmerica
These aren't changes. No one is gonna buy this trash game, and no one should.
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Ultimate is the worst game in the series and even smash for Wii U is better.
Terrible online, no single player content, spirits, world of light, P*ra and M*thra, not enough echo fighters, characters play like garbage, quantity over quality with characters, and it's on the shitch.
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Wii U is trending. Here's a reminder that if you have this console, you're awesome.
If you have or like the switch on the other hand, go fuck yourself.
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@ArmadaUGS
This is exactly why I emulate their new releases, Because they will never get a penny out of me again
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These games put trash bros ultimate to shame
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@Chris_Dring
There's a difference between Nintendo fans and switch fans. Switch fans are the ones who mindlessly buy everything Nintendo shits out, including a downgraded ttyd.
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@BAFTAGames
@animalcrossing
@NintendoUK
My ass is more entertaining than this game. New leaf is the only one that matters, and that game should have gotten the award. This game dosen't even deserve to be nominated.
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I've been playing astro bot this past day, and what do you know? It's very good! It beats the hell out of anything Nintendo has made in the past 7 years!
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@Nintendeal
Nintendrones will buy anything, regardless of quality. (Metroid dread was decent though)
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Absolutely not. If you take out games that are ports & remakes, games on other platforms, third party, or games that aren't worth your time, you would be left with next to nothing.
Aight yall, since the Nintendo Switch’s life is almost over, can we all agree its games library is THE best of ALLLL TIME??
Don’t think I’ve seen a console with better exclusives than the Nintendo Switch. Deadass.
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The Wii U was the last good Nintendo console. Nintendo hasn't made anything good in the switch era.
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Sakurai is such a crybaby man
Games always get leaked nowadays. He botched ultimate's story mode for an issue that has always existed.
dang he really is still hung up about that huh
sorry Smash Bros story mode copers
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Hey look!
Tears of the kingdom is trending!
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@FalKoopa_
>me when the random video game I hate for being trash and dissapointing and overrated is finally realized by many to be a bad game:
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The switch is the only console to have nothing but dogshit titles. Not a single one of it's games is good in the slightest. Wii U, Wii, Gamecube, and 3DS are far superior and have actual good games. Fuck the switch.
#NoGoodGames
#SwitchFansArentNintendoFans
#WorstConsole
#NoGames
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Nintendo is so lazy that they can't even translate the game. They ruined starfy like I imagined.
3 classic games featuring Starfy, the prince of Pufftop, are now available to play for
#NintendoSwitchOnline
+ Expansion members!
#GameBoyAdvance
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☑️ Densetsu no Starfy 1
☑️ Densetsu no Starfy 2
☑️ Densetsu no Starfy 3
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Me when I'm paid by Nintendo:
Super Mario Bros. Wonder Reviews:
Eurogamer - 10/10
Metro - 10/10
Daily Mirror - 10/10
CGMagazine - 10/10
VGC - 10/10
We Got This Covered - 10/10
Wccftech - 9.5/10
Stevivor - 9.5/10
IGN - 9/10
GameSpot - 9/10
Destructoid - 9/10
Checkpoint - 9/10
Dexerto - 8/10
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@ObscureKirby
This remake is gonna be awful, and this is coming from someone who actually likes return to dreamland on Wii. This is proof that the switch has no good games.
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@StevenRain85
@EVO
My only hope is that people boycott their future games, and if they want to play them, they can emulate
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I don't care that my ass is getting beat by Nintendo fanboys. As a lifelong Nintendo fan, they haven't impressed me in years. Their games are so easy or safe to the point of being boring. They don't even try with their quality anymore.
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So apparently Nintendo is ruining 2d zelda now
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Nintendo has really forgotten about what game direction means in the switch era, so many of their games don't go for what genre they should be, and end up being confused simulators, take totk for example, it was just Garry's mod pretending to be a zelda game.
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LOL. I heard splatoon 3's online is even WORSE than splatoon 2's. This is just another embarrassing game, and the switch is still the worst console ever made because of that.
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Remember: if you're going to play mario bros wonder, do it on Yuzu and don't purchase the game
Nintendo posted new guidelines for JPN Smash tournaments tonight.
Highlights:
- Limits size of reg fees to 2000YEN ($13USD)
- Limits offline tournament size to 200 entrants or less
- Sponsor, monetization restrictions
- No cash prizes
ENG version:
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April fools 🤣
The switch is Nintendo's best console!
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I also found another video why pikmin 4 is dissapointing. Why does Nintendo have to ruin all of their games on switch?
Nerrel made a video on pikmin 4. The controls ruin the experience. This is literally the star fox zero of pikmin games.
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Really sad how Nintendo being ritch has made them so anti consumer about older games. Not everyone has a 3DS.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT THE SWITCH BEING SUCCESSFUL IS BAD, AND YOU FUCKIN FANBOYS GO AFTER ME.
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@IGN
-totk was dissapointing, especially with it's story
-same with fire emblem engage (remember that game? 😭)
-Pikmin 4 was too easy and boring
-more remakes
-a lame, rushed movie that didn't even credit grant kirkhope,
-basic 2D mario
-smash guidelines
What a great year!!!!1!!1!
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Demeech is based for this actually. Nintendo is just banking off the switch's success by making the same games over and over again. I seriously have no idea how anyone can be excited for tears of the asset flip 😂
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The switch's game library is terrible
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Nintendo fans when you criticize Nintendo:
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Any Nintendo franchise that has had an entry on switch, especially animal crossing
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This is sad.
I knew Nintendo was bad, but Ableist? Nintendo has hit a new low.
A long thread about how harmful one of the new specials, splattercolor screen, has been toward people with sensory issues. Its getting banned in competitive circles recently and some people are being ignorant, please listen to people like me as to why this is🧵
#Splatoon3
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People are finally realizing how bad tears of the kingdom was. People were praising the game when it was new, for the sake of being the new thing. Now that time has passed, we can all agree that it was shit. Gamexplain made a good video:
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Back then Nintendo's experimental games were actually fun. Nowadays they're just trying to make a quick buck like "hey look, Wario and peach! They have their own games! We own these characters! Brand recognition!"
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@ConsoomerLs
People treat the switch like it's the holy grail of gaming, even though it's hardware sucks and it's games are for kiddies n' casuals
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Why is the Nintendo switch and it's games calling me?
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"If the switch is so bad, why is it selling well? Nintendo fans love it"
There's a difference between Nintendo fans and switch fans. Nintendo fans are let down by the switch and it's games. It doesn't deserve to sell well. Its only selling well because its catering to casuals.
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Super easy
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-Totk has a bad story and is derivative
-Pikmin 4 is too easy and generic
-Nintendo ruined peach's design
-everybody 1-2 switch
-more remakes
How do you fanboys not realize that this is a shitty time to be a Nintendo fan?
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@NintendoAmerica
Care to explain this?
Nintendo files numerous patents for Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom mechanics
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@BobbyGhipps
@PoorlyAgedStuff
I hate the switch because the games suck, the third party games are ass, the sticks drift, the online is horrible, there's no virtual console, and the lifeless menus. As a longtime Nintendo fan, the switch is overrated and shit.
#FuckTheSwitch
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@AlbarnsDemon
It's not even okay. It's straight up bad. It's so slow and easy, overrated beyond belief.
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They took out "come back here, you big monkey!"
Another ruined remake with Nintendo's safe decisions.
Chase Donkey Kong through eight worlds – including two brand new ones – to recover the Mini-Marios!
#MarioDonkeyKong
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I absolutely love the thousand year door. But why is Nintendo making it 30 fps instead of the original 60 fps? Just emulate the original.
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Are we ready to admit that this game sucked?
Happy 2nd Anniversary to Kirby and the Forgotten Land!
The best selling Kirby game of all time that happens to be my favorite!
I think we'll see another 3D Kirby Platformer sooner rather than later.
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Mario wonder didn't even deserve goty lol
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I seriously hope TOTK's user score goes down even more. It is such a terrible game that I can't believe people find acceptable. It is the definition of terrible game design. The worst game ever made.
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The wii u is the switch if it was actually fucking good and had great games that real Nintendo like.
the wii u is the switch with personality that everybody has been asking for but barely any of you showed up
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@antmane7
@MrEatYaAss
Imagine thinking that the shitch is the best console lol. It's not even awful. It's abysmal.
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Is this a challenge?
Bad online, terrible maps, puss matchmaking, and nothing new that's noteworthy. Litteraly just splatoon 2.5.
Forget positivity, say something AWFUL about this game.
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No. Wii U fans are not revisionists. They're real Nintendo fans who followed Nintendo and enjoyed the hell out of their games when they came out. 3d world, tropical freeze, mario kart 8, yoshi's wolly world, smash 4, etc. Some of you fake Nintendo fans were never around during-
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I'm glad to see more people shitting on tears of the kingdom. I knew that game was gonna be a dissapointment the second they revealed the same hyrule. The first bad zelda game.
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@Stealth40k
It's been 2 years, and it's still an awful game. It released unfinished, the characters are now lame, it removed everything that made it animal crossing, and it's still a trash game.
The switch is a terrible console with a weak library of games.
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@nintendolife
That sucks. It's proof that they could even put out a game with one pokemon, and idiots would still buy it.
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Pokemon scarlet and violet is embarrassing. The world is completely full of glitches. "This is the best pokemon game since black and white!" Black and white had a good story, challenge, and no glitches. Your standards are low.
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Can't wait for tears of the boredom and super mario bros blunder to lose goty!
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Switch fans who enjoy their shit console in the year 2024:
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I am gonna laugh and watch the internet burn once the inevitable "Why the thousand year door remake is worse than the original" video essay comes out, because it's true
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