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Can she hit with RISP?
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Natalie Portman is here at Camden Yards
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ZACK HAMPLE TOLD ME TO FUCK OFF. LIFE IS COMPLETE
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Coby Mayo and Jackson Holliday batting .094 and .177 respectively seeing that everyone’s shitting on Adley and Cowser instead of them
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@JayCuda @ilovejeddfisch Except for Frederick Douglass but he has an extra S so he’s cooler
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Update to Keegan Akin's stats since Trump got shot: 12 G 15.2 IP 2.87 ERA 20 K's 1 BB
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- Means out since May - Tyler Wells out since April - Bradish out since June - Westburg out 1.5 months - Mateo out since late July - Urias and Mountcastle both hurt down the stretch - Felix hasn't played - Webb out for 1.5 months - Coulombe out for 2.5 months Rent free. Cry LOL
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If Orioles fans want to use the injuries excuse The Yankees: Gerrit Cole lost for three months Giancarlo Stanton lost for a month Tommy Kahnle out for a month Anthony Rizzo lost for three months Clarke Schmidt lost for four months Ian Hamilton lost for three months
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Clay Holmes and Craig Kimbrel after they somehow fooled O’s and Yankees fans into arguing about which one deserved to be an All-Star
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@BronxBmbrz Nobody wants to win this division bro 😭
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@JayCuda I have no clue how you do it, but you leave me in awe Jay.
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@OriolesFanAcct2 I asked him how many balls he’s stolen from kids
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@Os_poems @JohnPAngelos Inherited a 115 loss team with one of the worst farm systems in the MLB, clearly has some issues but overall has been a net positive for the franchise. Great tweet, Haiku La Canfora!
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@FreddieTheOsFan @ThePeac0ck It’s crazy how many people I know have nightmare stories of this guy.
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Cam Spencer said "shit" on live TV I might have to root for Uconn 😭
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Okay upon further inspection yeah WTF HAMPLE 😳
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Zack Hample told me to fuck off once after I asked about the baseballs he stole from kids and that got some motion Speaking of which he blocked me on IG but apparently his story was crazy a few days ago?
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@mycramp73 No clue. Would love for him to be banned
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@PickensBurgh @marlon_humphrey It’s gotten to the point where I kind of admire the dedication to being a D1 Hater
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Wake up babe O's twitter is at war again
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@JayCuda Is anyone winless VS LeBron?
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@JayCuda Similar question, what player has the highest number of home runs for players who finished their career with the same amount of homers as steals?
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@joeybalz1 Idk but it seems to work
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@caseybnew @purplephenom There are also good O’s accounts Then there are bad O’s accounts Then there’s 50 feet of crap Then there’s Mr. Clark
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@Os_poems I assume he’s like Dan Clark for us tbh. A guy that we absolutely don’t wanna claim ownership of
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@UncleJesse___ @Os_poems Can’t forget this legend as well
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@blankennsship I hate when people post misinformation like this. It’s why no one takes twitter seriously. Now allow me to show you all what Baltimore REALLY looked like the last time we won a playoff game
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@UrinatingTree Joe Flacco TD vs the Steelers. I'm the happiest man alive
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@ForeverOrioles 2020 Orioles - Iglesias
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@MLB @Alaineee123 This lowkey awesome asf. Shoutout Royals fans for this
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@UrinatingTree Will a Bills official legacy of failure ever be made?
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@BrettKollmann I played rugby for a few years and you’re right. A lot of those shovel passes can exist but it would take a lot of preparation (as well as the fact that most rugby plays end with someone being tackled)
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So his hand was hurt! Got it. Insane levels of mismanagement
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Asked about his very difficult second half, Adley Rutschman acknowledged needing to "let my body get right" and said "your body goes through a lot of things during the season." He declined to name anything specific, however. "I'll be ready to go for spring training." #Orioles
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@sandwich_pick Saw "Calhoun" and I thought Kole was on a reunion tour with yall
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@Os_poems It’s the Yankees, the fans will think a pop up behind home plate is a bomb 450 to center.
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Hyde does his normal shit and it works: “Yeah those were the obvious moves. Anyone would do that” Hyde does his normal shit and it fails: “WTF GET HIM OUT OF BASEBALL”
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Walter Maselli
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@BirdsEyeViewBal Brandon Hyde pinch hit Jackson Holliday who in his last 7 games has One Hit and is Hitting .050 and the HYDE HATTERS step to the plate with “yeah but it was obvious he was going pinch hit him there” LMFAO
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@JM3SZN And they all want to stay silent on the real issue that the O’s don’t plan on holding a Flying Spaghetti Monster night 😔
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@UrinatingTree TANK BOWLLLLLLL
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@UrinatingTree It's 100 the stache. That man screams Vegas
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@ForeverOrioles @noah_shumway I feel like there’s one key difference
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@UrinatingTree Logan Wilson is to Baltimore what Bernard Pollard is to New England
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@JayCuda 3 more first names than wins
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@ChrpngBrd Boobies
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@DrawPlayDave Also a bunch of other picks that year aren't just still in the NFL, they're dominating. This draft featured Travis Kelce, Zach Ertz, David Bakhtiari, Jordan Poyer, Keenan Allen, LeVeon Bell, Darius Slay, Tyrann Mathieu, Terron Armstead, Jamie Collins, Geno Smith, and more.
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@BNightengale No Santander, O’Hearn, Mountcastle, or Westburg? What the hell man
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@mccrystal_alex @IcyVert I have 200 word assignments due every 2 days for one of my courses and it’s like 5-10 min each
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And you just won me $100 Tim! Pay up @zack_hample . You promised!
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@85AcreVibes @Wyatt_S7 @stefmoscati Hey dumb ass…… hand in kids back….. shoving him against the rail…..
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Ik I’ve been milking this, but I’m seeing the likes from Yankee fans, Sox fans, Cubs fans, just ppl from every fanbase out there. We might argue a lot, but I’m really happy we can all unite on one thing, and it’s hating Zack Hample. (And shoutout @relishdaddy for the Hample Hack)
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ZACK HAMPLE TOLD ME TO FUCK OFF. LIFE IS COMPLETE
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@Wyatt_S7 You know what, I’m now slightly glad likes are hidden
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@relishdaddy This might be a more accurate look (hiding my face)
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@DrawPlayDave Joe Flacco beating Pittsburgh. Please let this result hold bc it would be beautiful
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@FilmstudyRavens @MartyDomresMS him laying out Derrick Henry was also awesome
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@Djzanghi22 @relishdaddy Yep. Complete loser behavior
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@asianmegan This tweet was made for the pride game
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Breaking: Player on the Orioles seen next to a woman, per sources.
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@Reggie7588 Maybe that’ll force him into retirement
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@BrettKollmann We bring up that David Culley coached the receivers
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@FreddieTheOsFan He was also kicked out of a number of high schools. One of them was for wearing a Freddie Gray costume on Halloween.
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If this is the point where you are giving up with the Orioles, then you did not have to watch an offense highlighted by Renato Nunez and Hanser Alberto
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Adley struck out and JLC and Ken Weiman just jizzed in their pants bc they get to overreact more
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@bigshelbss wtf happened this time
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@JayCuda I feel like it's in order but I'm doubting myself heavily
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@basallotruther Jesus that's another level of idiocy. Norby has nowhere near Holliday's ceiling. Don't let the little hot stretch from him fool you.
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@acekingspades I think this shows how much we've been decimated. Listed so many guys and the #2 starter completely missed my mind.
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@BronxBmbrz What was the “incident” at your high school?
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@BrettKollmann Cops had him in fantasy probably
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So if the Orioles clinch soon, while the rest of the team gets to do the normal champagne celebration do they just like rent out a ball pit for Jackson Holliday to celebrate in
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@dcabsglove Idk something about boobs and dads and Orioles I'm too drunk to keep track rm
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@ajcfootball @MySportsUpdate Ngl that’s a really good idea
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HE GREW UP IDOLIZING MACHADO??? So did I... I feel old
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Front Office Sports
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Rays prospect Junior Caminero was born in the Dominican Republic. He grew up idolizing Manny Machado, who’s also of Dominican descent and why he wears #13 . Tonight, he got emotional before taking the field with his baseball hero. (via @TriciaWhitaker )
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@Jolly_Olive @MLBUA Umpiring has been total shit this whole series. We’ve been saying it
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If Brooks Kriske appears in a game for the O's in 2024, I will sing a cover of We Didn't Start the Fire only with names from the rebuild O's
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@NathanSRuiz We didn’t start the fire, it was always burning since the world’s been turning
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@OriolesStatist1 These are the same people that got mad at us for saying “King Felix” should we be surprised
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You can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape Daryl Worley finding his way on the Ravens
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Veteran DB Daryl Worley is on the field in uniform with Ravens
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I don’t really have an iron in the fire for this whole “faith night” debacle at Camden Yards, but I believe that the Pastafarians should show up and show out in full force.
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Hayden Birdsong VS Jackson Holliday AKA: 2024’s baseball themed Disney Channel Original Movie
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Pls tell me he’s still by the flagpole. I have a few choice words for him
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@jbenowitz1831 If we can get this man back for the postseason somehow then it’s over for the league
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@FreddieTheOsFan Burn it and salt the ground #rolldonsroll
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@transgengar_ Lydia banger
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@Orioles @MDLottery Really twisted them into a pretzel
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@fakehyunsootwo Get your guesses in, is this referencing?: A) Hyde B) JLC C) Greg Roman D) Adley E) lias F) Bmore Battery G) Kansas City
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@relishdaddy I asked him about the balls he stole from kids and he told me to fuck off and that he’d give me $100 if I had video proof. Who wants to help me become a millionaire?
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@PaulValleIII The real question to me is why Baker, a righty, is the one replacing Coulombe when Matt Krook, a lefty who’s also on the 40 man AND who has so far had a much better season than Baker, isn’t
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@UrinatingTree Every. Ravens. Fan. Ever
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Not every day does your childhood hero and favorite baseball player of all time say that seeing your birthday message means something to him. Happy birthday Jonesy, you mean the world to all of us 🧡🖤 @SimplyAJ10
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@blankennsship Is that future O’s manager Ryan Flaherty?
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@kevinnbrown I feel the same way about the Billboard Year End Hot 100 coming out in November. Also not to even mention they cut off tracking after Halloween
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Really? Just sounds like deflection from the team that employed domestic abuser Roberto Osuna and sexual abuser Brandon Taubman. GTFOH with your stereotyping ass.
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julia morales stan account 👑
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Sorry to the Orioles, but if these 4 walk into a party, I’m covering my drink
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Not tweeting until the Orioles score a run by means other than the long ball
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@relishdaddy @Orioles @PNCBank Honestly they should put him in now. He deserves a spot in the HOF.
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@brooksbreaks1 Yeah if anything that shows how badly injuries have decimated us that I forgot those two haha. Was also running out of space in the original post
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@BronxBmbrz AL West 2023 simulator (Red Sox are the Mariners bc they rly think they can compete for some reason)
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@blankennsship @roller_mvp I’m gonna drink now thanks Mike
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@JConnSports Everyone in Baltimore media uniting to hate Nestor Aparicio is absolutely beautiful
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@bigshelbss Everyone but Holliday (but mostly Cowser)
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So I joined the NFL discord server… This place is a mess
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@FrankiesTwoLoud Cry more lil guy 🥺
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@OriolesStatist1 As it should be
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Idk guys looks like Hyde lost the locker room
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Let's get it on.
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