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OAKLAND fans are a national treasure. 81 away games. Incredible.
Said hi to Mike. He's a former season ticket holder who isn't setting foot in the coliseum this year, but is going to all 81 away games!
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2 hrs. 19 mins. Why did we shorten our afternoons at the ballpark??
People sat through 3 hrs of Oppenheimer in dark strip mall theaters, but 3hrs at Camden Yards is untenable for the sport.
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Just saying
April in Baltimore concluded with 10 homicide victims, the second-fewest ever recorded here in the month of April. Homicides are down 33% from this time last year and 47% from this time in 2022
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So glad our "actual" mayor is young, dedicated, and reflects the demographics of the city.
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Should’ve had the pga championship in Baltimore. Scottie could drive on the shoulder and run 4 red lights and no cop here would’ve moved.
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They saw this and said please just come sit in the room.
Orioles GM Mike Elias and Assistant GM Sig Mejdal will be in the Ravens' draft room tonight. Ravens GM Eric DeCosta has strong relationship w/Elias and Mejdal. DeCosta was O's draft guest in '22 when they drafted Jackson Holliday. DeCosta returning the favor tonight.
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Imaginary outer space sports complex vs. real classic American urban ball park
After months without an update, new renderings of the A's $1.5 billion ballpark in Las Vegas have surfaced.
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Camden Yards is an infinitely better park than Nationals, but Nats have a better urbanist stadium unfortunately. The best transit and bike infrastructure/access of any mlb park hands down.
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Asking for one last miracle before opening day. Reopen the Baltimore plant and bring them back.
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Phillies twitter found the post
Gave up on Seranthony for someone who posted this on Orioles Pride Night
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Orioles postseason workout is looking like a Rays game
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Royals relievers are catching hell in the pen about the QuikTrip patch. Guys yelling down “quick trip to the bench after we walk it off”. There are many variations on this theme.
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The protected bike lane I'd like built for Gunnar and Cowser's scooter rides
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This makes me happier than almost anything else in the world
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Baltimore is beautiful, has a gorgeous water front, is one of the few east coast cities where you can still buy a house for under 200k, has the best baseball team in the American League, and the best fans in the world.
People should come live in Baltimore!!!!
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Yankee fans booing their first place team. Must be fun to play in NY
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If you look very closely at the sky today you'll see who will win the World Series
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“When the moving vans appeared in the dark of night at the Colts complex, it was a message to every city in America that has a team owned by somebody from out of town: Nothing is forever. Loyalty means nothing. Money is all.”
-Michael Olesker, Baltimore Sun
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Wow no Jackson Holliday and 17-22" of snow for Opening Day!
Probably should try to list your tickets now (preferably for 25-30% of original price, and please use Ticketmaster bc I forgot my SeakGeek password).
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Doctor said I’ll be in bad shape if I don’t get a lot more of these into my diet soon.
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Brandon Quinones is the best and also never set up a bank account for Felix Bautista, impersonated Santander on a call with a bank teller, or lost $16 mill on soccer parlays.
With the emergence of infield talent in Baltimore, Jorge Mateo has had to adapt.
The four-year Oriole spoke about his role with the team.
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All my OG rebuild O’s outfields with a home run today: Ced, Tony, Hays
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58.1 innings pitched by Jacob Webb and I still have no idea how I feel about him.
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And his numbers are still climbing
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410 Menu is back. Huge. I can eat a hot dog every inning for $36.90.
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James McCann flosses his teeth with barbed wire
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Fucking good sign
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You gonna tweet this one??
Houston vs. Baltimore? Where have we heard this one before?
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Uh what’s going on
@mtamaryland
@MDOTMTAHolly
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Im in the middle of the Adirondack mountains and just passed a Baltimore city bus? When’d this route get added???
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Must have scrubbed down these trains when the light rail was suspended. Cleaner than I’ve ever seen.
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Gunnar running hard into second instead of pulling up for the cycle is gonna be a favorite rant from dads and coaches everywhere for the next 20 years
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@Zechy68
Can definitely see this. The way you’re consuming it probably makes a big difference. I’ve also never complained when it’s a 9:30pm west coast game & I have to get up the next day. But on a gorgeous afternoon the game feels robbed of leisure.
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Got to say, opening day was my first time in club level seats (I’m extremely grateful for the ticket from one of the best fans I’ve met on O’s Twitter).
But this is where I belong. Nosebleeds, mustard stains on my hands. Drunk kids screaming behind me. Feels like a ballgame.
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It kinda looked to me like McCann opened his stance more with the left toe at the right heal. Possibly because he CAN'T SEE OUT OF HIS LEFT EYE!!
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Burnes, Bradish, Rodriguez, Means, Kremer, Irvin. Who do you take out of this rotation? Love the idea of two lefties mixing in.
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I prefer my Orioles bird looking like he just finished a red eye drive back from Vegas on coffee and cigarettes.
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These "faith" nights are Christian events. They won't celebrate Islam, Hinduism, or any other religion of fans in Baltimore. Post-game music will almost certainly be an evangelical praise band.
I'll not be attending
@Orioles
Please block/unfollow as you'd like.
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If John Angelos was still majority owner on an off day where everyone in the city is feeling great:
“Strikeouts are expensive. 11 is a lot. I don’t think we can afford more than 7 without raising ticket prices. Also, hotdogs are no longer available at games.”
Man it feels weird to have an off day as an Orioles fan and not have to worry about the ownership saying something stupid and embarrassing
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We did
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Didn’t have to scrape off my ride’s windows this morning.
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If this is the Wednesday matchup what a treat at the yard
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They can brew it on Mars. It’s a very fine shitty regular beer. I just enjoy the Baltimore iconography and am glad it’s back at the yard.
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I knew it would come to this…..an Orioles chant war is brewing between the Orioles Bird and Mr. Splash….
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I’d like to keep this streak, white Sox could never lose as good as us
The White Sox have lost their 19th consecutive game.
It's the longest losing streak in MLB since the 2021 Orioles, who also lost 19 straight
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Cashed in my rain delay ticket voucher for a fancy seat to watch G-Rod deal.
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Finally walked over. It looks so good! Tons of baby groundsel bushes.
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Jorge Mateo can play second base and he can play center field. He can also play short stop and score runs on the bases whenever he damn well pleases.
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Starting to look like this again every weekend. One of my favorite pictures of Camden Yards.
1996, Jerry Reuss/Wikimedia
Our games next Saturday and Sunday are sold out!
See you soon besties!!
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Had to sneak down to see Seranthony’s stuff from behind home plate. Sinkers at 99 and 98 then that slider…. Unfair.
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papa johns pizza will never be full price again thanks to gunnar henderson
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A new evil empire is coming
The Amount of Talent the Baltimore Orioles have right now is ridiculous everyone is producing
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Need extra shade since I’ll be sitting about 450 ft from the sun today (Colton cowser)
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I know the video was about drafted talent, but add Bradish (2028) to this graphic and it's even scarier.
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@Kristop38560529
Very valid point & maybe I miss their intention. I saw it as a gesture to casual fans who come w/ the family 4-5 a year, like they’d go to the theater a few times a year, but don’t want to commit 4 hrs. Luckily we root for the O’s. I might ask for 1 hr games as a Rockies fan lol.
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Saw some Rangers fans buying their $50/person aquarium tickets for the family before tonight's game. We've already won..
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2022 Orioles were really really fun. This is a better team but I had more fun watching them.
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Seeing a lot of orioles logo discussion so could someone tell me what the heck this little guy is supposed to be??
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If you were foolish enough to doubt Cedric Mullins at the beginning of this year, Twitter has a great feature where you can go back and delete all that trash. Go do it now.
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Yankees are lucky Judge wasn’t in center after all. Wouldn’t get to that ball like verdugo
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Most pleasant weather at the most pleasant park in America.
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Streak started when Adley was called up, and continues because of Adley.
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Welcome to Baltimore Austin Slater! Defender of urban life and lover of cities.
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FYI they have a seductive three boob alien on Liberty St. & Fayette now
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Love when they do this. And you can use it for a ticket up to like $60, even if you had one for $15.
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Updated view after a few more kjerstad at bats
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I hope whoever is starting at second base gets zero shit from our fans on Opening Day. Not their fault we wanted to see Holliday. Cheer for the team on the field, they have nothing to do with this decision.
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I have been as supportive as any one of Kimbrel. If he blows this for Bradish I’m out sorry. I feel for the guy personally, he’s a hall of famer, but come on.
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We should all be doing daily mental health checks on A’s fans. I don’t know how they are even dealing with this. John Fisher and MLB are fucking around with the one thing that makes a lot of us not depressed for 6 months each year.
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Please help out with this brief survey O’s fans! Do you prefer attending:
1. Baseball game
2. The Delta Sky Lounge
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3 hr 35 mins and irreparable damage to blood pressure is the correct experience of a baseball game.
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