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@saladkallead

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Matt K
5 years
@jayv2truu If I was working the clock I'd just keep pressing the horn lol
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3 years
@SydBidd Imagine someone reading this and not knowing the slang of "eating ya ass up" what a confusion they'd have 😭
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5 years
@juliannarvivas Reason #213 I'm never deleting this app
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2 years
@King1Holmes Southwest don't go to Japan
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7 years
This is really interesting.. fire which is "light" has no shadow.. In 1 John 1:5 the bible tells us that God is light, and in him there's no darkness. So cool :-)
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4 years
@slut4noodles Survive bitch
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7 years
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5 years
@iam_johnw I really thought this dude was the next Kobe or lebron lol
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5 years
@rosie_marie21 Especially us tall one's
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2 years
@BrotherMan24_ Get your bread up and stop complaining
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Matt K
3 years
@caseybryant248 Okay think about this.. If u go out 52 times a year that's only 14% of the calender. If you go out once every other weekend that's 7.1%.. Enjoy yourself queen 😘
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Matt K
3 years
@PrettyLittleMaj 1 stream of income that's more than 3 >>>
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Matt K
5 years
@LolaSonnaye You still gon listen though, stop flexn
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Matt K
5 years
@That_1slimjim "You were going the wrong wey"
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Matt K
4 years
Giving away $50 to whomever likes this ❤💰😎 You have until midnight & I'm selecting a winner!!! #GodIsTheGreatest
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Matt K
5 years
@That_1slimjim He got all the tools to make him great.. but he wanna be chillin I guesssss
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3 years
@Inkedmag Can u hit that spot again
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Matt K
4 years
@wakeupross We're reading the bible tonight sir
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Matt K
2 years
@CourtsideFilms We used to beat teams just like this all the time in AAU or high-school because we played team ball
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6 years
Going to Vegas for a basketball tournament 🙏 God is great.
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Matt K
5 years
@iamrjhill Then call it a TAC-GO truck
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5 years
@LolaSonnaye Professor finna take points away 😆
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Matt K
4 years
Got paid today, and you will too. Giving away $50 🤑 like this before noon tomorrow and I'll pick a winner ❤
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Matt K
6 years
These little middle school girls keep calling me papi/daddy like.. 1. who taught you that 2. Ima write u up 3. I didn't signed up for this
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1 year
@WhoTFissim That's just the intro wym
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4 years
@cptnrawrpnts Thank God it wasn't cake
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Matt K
5 years
@hashtagclari Y'all killing me with these 🤣
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Matt K
7 years
Hbd to @DMose11 aka nba legend brandon wright
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4 years
@JaMorant Played against him when he was on the RGV vipers.. he's built different
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Matt K
4 years
What he's doing is incredibly awesome.. lmk on the 1s @dfriga98 😏😆
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Matt K
3 years
@SlimWyldNReklez This a victim mentality tweet.. Get a second job, promotion, side hustle, whatever you need for an increase of income. If anything, someone that lives paycheck to paycheck needs budgeting the most..
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Matt K
4 years
Khabib is the best MMA fighter to exist. Yes, over jon jones
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Matt K
4 years
Times are tough and life can get rough.. I'm giving away $50 🤑 like this tweet before midnight and I'll select a winner !!!
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Matt K
7 years
Battle rapping is a sport.. it's extremely competitive, hostile environment, and has time limits. Check out @Loso_CHE , @StreetHymns , @Iam_AWard , and @Th3Saga as my personal favorites repping Jesus the Messiah spitting bars hot like fiya!
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2 years
I'm in a really good headspace I can do some shrooms/lsd and be euphoric
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Matt K
7 years
Crisis actors?
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Matt K
7 years
NASA YOU'RE SLIPPING 😂
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Matt K
6 years
Fellas, if you got a girl and be watching porn.. you cheating. Have eyes and mind for your desired shawty. Lust is only temporary.
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Matt K
6 years
I got crossed by a white guy today. Good night God bless
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Matt K
6 years
Finished off the semester with three Bs and one C.. ntb for not letting it consume my life and money. Go matt
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Matt K
7 years
Fellas, if you got a girl and you watching porn... you cheating.
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Matt K
7 years
@EliteSkeptiC @aigkenham Explain how a "big bang" made a bang sound without material things and from nothing 😂
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Matt K
3 years
@mjkjuice I see a lot of empty shelves
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Matt K
6 years
@SLAMonline @NBA 2 dribbles max 🔥
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1 year
@overtime @jefeisland @swishcultures_ To think BP was supposed to bring us a gold medal 😬
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Matt K
7 years
Congrats to my man Justin Graham for making the list!!! A Brandeis product.
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7 years
The NBA G League released the draft pool for tomorrow’s draft
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4 years
@michcarolinelo Bro that's a serious problem, wym
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Matt K
7 years
It really doesn't matter what size or how big you are you are physically.. what matters is how big your heart is for other people, and that can always grow, unlike our physical height 💯
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7 years
Any little boy can sleep with a 100 girls.. but a man will give one girl 100 percent.
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3 years
@MailOnline That is a man
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Matt K
6 years
Going to be student teaching at a middle school this semester so y'all pls pray 4 me 😅 #InGodsHands
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Matt K
4 years
@wakeupross We sippin holy water lol
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Matt K
5 years
@emmakerwin19 Got her degree in art
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Matt K
6 years
Getting your heart broken hurts, but its refreshing. It allows more important things to be put into perspective.
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Matt K
7 years
So I thought this was cool enough to share.. "Take a lesson from the ants, you lazybones. Learn from their ways and become wise. Though they have no prince or governor or ruler to make them work, they labor hard all summer, gathering food for the winter". Proverbs 6:6-8 ANTS!
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Matt K
5 years
A big and special S/O to my former high school @BrandeisHoops on making it to state 🙌🏽 y'all young killas go ahead and win that thing!!
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Matt K
3 years
They tried to cheat me n say it was a 1 🥴
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Matt K
4 years
@shaaawwtyy Toxic 😆
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Matt K
7 years
Man, if I was a pastor I'd name my congregation "Holy wave" and we'd be surfin through the city 🌊 giving people money, praying for others, telling em the great news of everlasting life, all dat love.
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Matt K
6 years
It be cool if we had a national "night light day" meaning all light pollution went off for a night to see the heavens clearer. But knowing us, we don't know how to act when it's dark.
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Matt K
7 years
Tell me why @the2kferguson slid into my lil sister's DM 😂 you date her you date me homie what's up I like to hoop, I like to eat sushi, I like the spurs, and the movies are chill 👍
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Matt K
4 years
Here's the news.. I'll be moving to Austin, Texas for a job. Don't be a stranger friends, come and see me when you can 🙏🏼🙌🏼 my place is your place 🏘 #GodIsTheGreatest
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3 years
@espnmma Viva Mexico 🇲🇽
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3 years
@WorldWideWob Great shot but 50K that's it?! That's not even 15 percent of a down payment in Portland 🥴
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Matt K
7 years
Be careful what you putting in your ears now, it's hard to hear the truth because the lies talk real LOUD
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Matt K
6 years
Bruhs, if you wanna find some mothers, just go to heb mayne... they 🐥 flock there DAILY
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6 years
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5 years
@chingon_m I mean they have to drive through Compton.. on new years
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Matt K
3 years
@Nothavingit With a 50 million I beg differ
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Matt K
3 years
@bitchiwas999 Bro this a Travis Scott concert
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Matt K
4 years
Forget the stimulus check.. I'm tryna get hit🚘 on my bike🚴‍♀️ and collect that BIG bag 💰
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Matt K
7 years
Best way to talk to a cute girl at the library: Sit next to her, offer her some gum. She has to take it.. she takes it. You can now have a whisper conversation without having hot air exchanging.
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7 years
"Officer: I pulled you over because you were texting" First of all you have a computer in your car.
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7 years
Keep my man J Graham in y'alls thoughts and prayers as he hoops out in Brazil
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4 years
Pro tournament highlights in Dallas Texas 🏀
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5 years
@tailopez None tai
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Matt K
6 years
Yeah sex is cool n all but has the chipotle worker ever gave you extra beans, rice, and meat without an extra fee?! 😋 me either cuzo but only imagine 💦
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Matt K
7 years
It's kinda easier when you're 193cm #PraiseGod
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6 years
I teach a lesson today to a class of 10th graders today I'm so hype 😄
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Matt K
7 years
Fun fact of the day: Tupac Shakur was named after the south american revolutionary Túpac Amaru. Amaru led the indigenous revolt against spanish government. Notice what Tupac was rapping about.. trying to expose evil and greed in the world (killuminati). Maybe names have power.
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5 years
@LifeOfJay98 Y'all stuck in time SMH
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5 years
@prageru When we took God out of our schools @RayyGunn12 @RichHomieAntwon
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Matt K
1 year
Doing shrooms & carving pumpkins w your boo I highly recommend 😙
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Matt K
4 years
S/O to my Wednesday night team 🏀 we really went to the championship game in our league with no one taller than 6'4, we all Latinos, against pro guys!! #Heart #Smart #Dawgs #RunnerUps
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Matt K
6 years
You're telling me as soon as "autumn" starts we get a lil cold front in the northern hemisphere? Either the gregorian calendar is hella accurate or the weather is getting controlled behind the scenes 🤔
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Matt K
6 years
Imagine getting into heaven and God telling you u had 7 more years left on earth cuz you ain't take care of your temple
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2 years
@overtime This guy is on steroids
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Matt K
5 years
This whole week has been filled with L's and im so grateful for these lessons.
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