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Rich Starnes

@richstarnes

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I’m a lawyer. I’m a pastor (at North Shore Baptist Church, Rocky Mount, MO). I’m a movie blogger. I’m a fairly OK guy…probably.

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4 years
@calebsaysthings I actually had to look her up to make sure she didn’t go to Missouri State. Also, my research revealed this pic, which is awesome:
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4 years
@jbillinson Had a Jewish friend tell me this joke: During the first Jewish president’s inauguration, his mother leans over to the person next to her and says, “Do you see him? His brother’s a doctor!”
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@zachsilberberg The Smoke? More like the Smokeshow, amirite?
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2 years
@itsmelissabrown The white lady stays but the black guy gets kicked out. Oh, Tennessee…
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@korinreid He was actually scolding them for walking during CHURCH. He basically said, “There’s a time and place for that” and then proved it!
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@midwestern_ope A bunch of people giving thanks that they’re not Canadian?
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@DustyDeevers Dusty, this language is so irrationally hateful towards your brothers and sisters in Christ. I disagree with you about a lot of things, but wouldn’t call you an infidel. So why? What are they(we?) so wrong about that makes us so evil we must be slain in battle? Specifically, not
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@TheCinesthetic Not only did Roddy rock them, but they’re essential to the plot!
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4 years
@AliceShairzay @RepKinzinger And he was far more gracious than the person to whom he apologized. This is a lesson to all of us.
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@abigailmarone @LucasKunceMO Yeah, that ad is a misrepresentation. His article with the quote is talking about industrial decarbonization, not taking your pickup trucks:
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4 months
@bertsesame Doin’ the Pod-geon
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@BStulberg @DavidSacks Trump’s GOP loves to co-opt and then misuse phrases that actually applied to them.
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1 year
@powerbottomson1 @Phil_Lewis_ @WanderZer0 The bull’s name is Howdy Doody. That’s appropriate.
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1 year
@Raniel_Dogers @emilykmay And it would likely have nothing to do with stealing from the movie theater and everything to do with the girl’s thighs.
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@bryanbehar Everyone who agrees with us is already not voting for him. The problem is, they are not the people who need to be convinced.
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1 year
@KwikTrip @midwestern_ope Sorry, but I’m quite fond of the other @QuikTrip
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1 year
@BSmile I love the commentators complaining about umpire positioning at the same time the replay shows that he is absolutely out.
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@SethAbramson @CaptAmericaWife 15 voters. It’s a Trump county. They are undecided. And it’s a tie. I mean, whatever helps get you through the night.
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4 years
@AD5NL @Tom_Winter @IntelCrab Welcome to the year 2000.
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@DrFrankTurek I will talk about “how” to engage in politics and how to think through political issues through the lens of Christ and the gospel. That’s definitely part of my job and my calling. To advocate for political parties, candidates, and issues is not part of my job and my calling.
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5 years
@ClintScoles @Royals A gigantic parking lot with easy access to the interstate. Oh, wait...
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@Super70sSports This slander against Bryan Adams will not stand!
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@JenniferEValent @scaryslocuda Because he hates the same people they hate.
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1 year
@Raniel_Dogers @emilykmay My understanding is that, after you get married and become one flesh, you can do anything you want. At least that’s what purity culture taught me.
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@daveyalba I know that it wasn’t meant this way, but “Speak freely, read less” at the bottom seems to be a defining slogan for the Parler community.
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@RadioFreeTom @kathrynfiona If my family or a group of friends is staying somewhere for more than a couple of days, it’s typically a lot more space and extra rooms for a similar price to hotel rooms. That does seem to be changing, but it was absolutely the best way for family travel with a child when it was
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4 years
@jbarro And yet Trump did not grab Pence. Weird...
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2 years
@Atticus59914029 Floppy disks, Ally Sheedy, and the constant threat of global thermonuclear war…
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4 months
@JohnHemmelman @LigonDuncan @LoganFarms_MS @RTSJackson So they can learn more about theology, the Bible, and Jesus?
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2 years
@michaelfrost6 @ericmparker Pretty sure the pot of gold is right in that cloud:
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2 years
@DougJBalloon Oh, you said the quiet part out loud…
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4 years
@JustAmyZing @LeahBSassy It does exist. Check us out:
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@tperkins Wow, it’s weird that compromising to support a man with no principles other than elevating himself would lead to this…
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4 months
@emrey35 @BarbMcQuade The judge has a hearing, hears evidence of the challenged conduct, looks at Article II and case law analyzing it, then makes a ruling as to whether the act is part of the conclusive and preclusive constitutional authority of the president.
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1 year
@JohnHolbein1 EM-DASH FOREVER!!!
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4 years
@jbillinson The same with the stories about people giving out ecstasy because it looks like candy. Who would say, “I could have given out $1.50 worth of tootsie rolls, but instead I’ll give out hundreds of dollars worth of narcotics for a goof”?
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@JonahDispatch @prchovanec I’m still stuck on *how* you prosecute a President for trading a bribe or ordering a hit if you can’t admit evidence of his conversations just because they are with appointees. That’s why Barrett’s right and the majority opinion is still a bit scary as applied.
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4 years
@SdotLENA @MMcCarthyREV @darrenrovell From the article: “The tributes could range from African American victims of racism to police officers slain in the line of duty.“
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2 months
@NeilShenvi Heritage and FedSoc picked the judges. McConnell moved heaven and earth to get them confirmed. Trump was literally just there. But MAGA hates McConnell, Trump’s throwing Heritage under the bus, and the only thing he’ll care about for appointments in a second term is loyalty.
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@RadioFreeTom @kathrynfiona I mean, I’m still using it for a room and bathroom in California and then a guys weekend away in Missouri. For $200 a person we get two nights, each have a bedroom, there’s a full kitchen, and there’s a screening room with projector in the basement. Beats any hotel.
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@MikeCosper A deal with the devil comes with a price. Here’s the price.
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1 year
@drantbradley He hates the same people they hate. That’s pretty much all it takes these days.
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4 years
Remember when the @nflnetwork named Lamar Jackson as the #1 player in the league and Patrick Mahomes as #4 ? That was cute.
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@OrinKerr Somebody told him once, “There are progressive scholars who think Roe is decided on the wrong theory.” And what he said is what his mind was capable of comprehending.
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@TheWalrusTV_ @natehoodstp I love how she’s fanning the aroma, “Oh, you’re gonna buy a churro…”
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@dukekwondc I guess being a Republican member of Congress helps,..
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@Super70sSports Dave Dravecky
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5 years
@royalsreview I’d say Duda, but I don’t think we can trust him to throw home.
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4 years
@parlertakes The Apple store gave them a 24-hour warning to add content moderation. So it’s still on iOS.
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@myleswerntz @LeahBSassy @AmSolidarity The presidency isn’t all that matters. Minority parties in Europe use their smaller power to form coalition govts which influence policy all of the time. Even if it takes years, the work to get to a place where a true pro-life, pro-human party with influence is worth it.
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@DennyBurk There is exactly one thing that can be done about it: Don’t vote for Donald Trump. That’s it. If enough pro-life Christians did this, maybe, just maybe, the GOP can finally find a way to quit him.
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@Super70sSports The next guy in the lineup…
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4 years
@One_big_drop @calebsaysthings He literally never wears pants. If he was a hermaphrodite, I think we’d know it.
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@BadLegalTakes There’s like 3 or 4 bad takes in this one tweet…
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@drewdyck Crossing Cost Rica off the list of places to visit…
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4 years
@prophiphop I would decorate the snot out of that White House for Christmas and love every second of it.
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2 years
@DavidAFrench The “we immediately contacted the Justice Department to return them” is a bit different than Trump, though.
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@Super70sSports All 21 years of Jason Hanson, baby…
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5 years
@amandamull @sammyrhodes “That’s what the money is for!” is one of the greatest lines in TV history. But I still like Pete’s “Not great, Bob!” more.
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@HunterCrowder6 @KSPrior @GOP Or just come join the @AmSolidarity Party for a better, more honest, and more compassionate politics that fights for life, freedom, and the good of our neighbors.
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@Atticus59914029 @crwiley1962 Are you sure? My wife’s a public school teacher and she pumped like 30 kids full of hormones this week alone. They only let the science teachers cut off the body parts, though…
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4 years
@MundaneMinister @LeahBSassy Don’t know that you’ve read the responses, and I love the DFLA, but the @AmSolidarity Party’s platform provides a whole party committed to these issues. Starting from scratch is easier than trying to turn the pro-abortion ship that is the Dem Party.
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@thechriscreech @malachiobrien @DrAaronNew @martyduren @HunterCrowder6 He meant to say, “That’s not President Falwell’s wife.”
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1 year
@lemminjoose @bazbastien @DudespostingWs Yup. Discipline and willingness to change a lifestyle. I was as sendentary and unhealthy as I could be four months ago. Started eating real food and lots of protein, exercising 2x a day, drinking lots of water, getting better sleep, working with a fitness coach. Almost 60 pounds
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@samvanhallgren This is amazing and that it was written and director by the guy who played Marty the stoner from A Cabin in the Woods makes it even more awesome!
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@tylcox34 Postmillennials:
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@Super70sSports You and me are two of the 1% then…
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@trent_mcduffie Yeah you did!
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@DaveEDanna This is from our 25th anniversary trip. Marriage is simply the best. My advice: honor her every day. She’s worth it.
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@warmflatsoda @TheAthletic C’mon, journalists…
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@Atticus59914029 The offense is the point. They want to offend those they hate.
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4 years
@Ron_Christie “Stunned” seems like a strong word when he’s been saying the same thing for weeks.
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@JosiahHawthorne Wendy’s serves breakfast, including the best breakfast sandwich of all, the Breakfast Baconator. Behold!
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@SethAMandel A list of all of the things that should taste like a hot dog: 1. A hot dog. And that’s the whole list.
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