Carrot Top
@RealCarrotTop
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This is the OFFICIAL TWITTER for the comedian CARROT TOP
Las Vegas, NV
Joined April 2009
Lost a dear friend today. My good pal @tobykeith I’m without words right now. He was a sweet dear man and an unbelievable patriot.! God bless 🙏🏻❤️🇺🇸 #tobykeith
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Thanks again to @joerogan, #JoeRoganExperience Podcast, @Spotify and to all you that listened and took the time to comment. the good and the bad! 😂 ❤️… great fun 🎤 🕺🏻
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Dropped off a few 🚲 🛴 and accessories at the annual @985KLUC Toy Drive, they help 100+ organizations and 1000s of local families during the holiday season 🎄🎁 Sorry to miss you @chetbuchanan THANK YOU for everything you do for our community! ❤️💚. #lasvegas #kluctoydrive
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This is tough loss for me, the reason I became a comic was because Gallagher. I knew him when I was just a kid & learned the craft from him. There was no other comedian that influenced me more. His wit, charm,style, cadence & most of all intelligence was like no other 🎤🍉🕺🏻
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Donated a few bicycles 🚲 to the annual Toy Drive, appreciate everything that @985KLUC and @chetbuchanan 🧡👏 do for our Las Vegas community @helpsonv 🤗
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Now it’s time for all of us to LOVE one another RIGHT NOW…. ❤️💙❤️💙
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@anthonyjeselnik Oh F. ! I will make you one myself! I'll will have a little talk w my betacarrotteam!.
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RIP President Jimmy Carter. Here is a story of when I met him years ago. 🙏 🇺🇸
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Another tough day for the comedy world… one of the reasons I was on the @joerogan podcast was because of the conversation Joe was having with @RealGilbert my prayers 🙏🏻 go out to his family 💔 #GilbertGottfried
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.@taylorswift13 stadium tour? Please, I did that in the 90s 😂 🐊 🏟 🕺🏻 . #thowbackthursday to the Gator Growl @UF’s Homecoming at #TheSwamp ✌️ . @GatorsFB #GoGators #jOURney #floridagators #carrottop #taylorswift #swifties #swiftie #taylornation #taylor #swift
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Great ending to a lovely vacation… I will never understand why people do this. 😡😤 #SanFrancisco
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No way to describe this incredibly sad day. Just lost my father. 😢 he was 78 yrs old. RIP dad. I love you ❤️
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Met my brother from another mother! Cousin Gritt(y) @GrittyNHL @nhl @NHLFlyers @espn @GoldenKnights 🕺🏻 💪🏻🏒⛸🥅 @tmobilearena #hockey #nhlallstar #nhl
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Happy birthday mom❤️here with her mahjong mafia last night at my show. love you mom! Happy birthday ❤️🌈
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Photos from the Super Bowl suite! 🏟️ 🏈 📸 @jimmykimmel @bluemangroup @GuyFieri @WayneNewtonLV @kellyclarkson @GordonRamsay @IAMGUILLERMO #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2024 #lasvegas
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Very sad day. Lost s dear friend #bethchapman . she was so funny and smart and most of all kind. my thoughts and prayers go out to chapman family. 🙏🙏❤️❤️ hang in there Dwayne
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I used to hate gingers, but watching Carrot Top in Chairman of the Board made me like red heads again. No one should take anger against one or two individuals and transform that into hatred towards millions of innocent people. Thank you Carrot Top. I love you
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Lost another great comic. Tommy Smothers passed away. I had the pleasure of working with him and his brother Dick! Brilliant! #legend 🎤❤️🙏🏻
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God Bless @robinwilliams Forever in our hearts #RIPRobinWilliams Thanks @JohnKnopfPhotos
http://t.co/m9iDkTaulH.
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Nearly 30 years in comedy and I'm trending over this shit?
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Disappointment As Special DNC Guest Turns Out To Be Carrot Top
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Throwback Thursday to 1998 when my movie, Chairman of The Board was released 26 years ago! Crazy!!! 🎥 🏄 👨💼 🍿 #MovieNight
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I was the guest on @whiskeyginger_ Podcast with @CheetoSantino Santino 🥃 ❣️🎙️😆 listen to it on your favorite podcast app or watch it on YouTube!
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Lost my dad 4 years ago today. and as most of you know it’s something you never can get over. it took him a bit to understand me and me him . and in the end was my biggest fan. and me his. miss you paptop.…
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Ok.! This is cool! Love @iamstevent @aerosmith 🕺💥🎼. one of the best #rocknroll shows ever! @parktheaterlv ❤️🔥 #legends @ Park Theater Las Vegas
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I am devastated and beyond words right now. He was not only one of the sweetest humans ever to walk this planet. he was my mentor and hero and most importantly my friend. He will always be in my heart . always ❤️ 🌈 I wanna share more with all of you in the next days ahead. 🙏🏻
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What an absolute honor to meet @DollyParton ❤️maybe the sweetest lady I’ve ever met! #legend #superstar #countrymusic 🎸🕺🏻❤️🌈 #ACMawards
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Ok. Too cool! Tennis royalty at my show:) @AndreAgassi #steffigraf . Sweet awesome people http://t.co/zQbuumfp74.
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Everyone. please be careful and aware when you are driving out there. I am very blessed tonight that someone was looking over me . I hope and pray all the people tonight are ok . Please stay off your phones and just be aware… ❤️🙏🏻😇
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One year ago today… lost my best friend. And the love that I still get from everyone is hard to even imagine. Love you boo bear 🐾❤️🐾🧡🐾💛🐾💚🐾💙🐾💜
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#throwbackthursday with the legend @DollyParton 🧡 🎸 🎤 🎶 . #countrymusic #rockandroll #rockstar #dollyparton
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People fucking suck!!!! Throw your trash in the trash. it’s not that hard. 😡
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Throwback to two short days ago on Election Night with Trump aka @thejohnnyDshow 😆 🥕 🇺🇸 ✌️
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Nothing is more fun than hanging out with a bunch of brilliant young comics after the show! ✨ 😆 🧡. Hannah Einbinder @sandyhonig @SarahSquirm @megstalter Katy Fishell and Luke #Hacks #SNL
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I won "Best Comedian" for the 2024 @TheBestOfLV Awards! 🥇🥕 Thank you to all my fans who voted! 🧡 🏆 . @reviewjournal @LuxorLV .
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What an honor it was for me today to be presented an award! 🇺🇸 👍😂🌈💪🏻🕺🏻👏🇺🇸
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What a great #show tonight ! @aerosmith parkmgm . 🕺🏻🎼🎤🎸 and got a shout out from @iamstevent 💯🕺🏻🎤 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🔥 @ Park MGM
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The live events industry has been decimated by COVID-19. Please contact your Congresspeople to support the RESTART Act and go to fill out a short form and help us help the live events industry!. #WeMakeEvents #RedAlertRESTART .#ExtendPUA
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Just saw this from my buddies the @trailerparkboys
http://t.co/D6Ubs9rx8U WTF @NSFinance? Very bad idea!!! #SaveSunnyvale #NSFilmJobs.
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Ok… THIS is some cool shit. 1972 @NASA launched Appollo 17 to the moon for the last time. I have a patch from my father that was on that mission. #chills and great #Song @davidbowie 🕺🏻💯🚀❤️ miss you dad!
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Well. I gotta be honest . for the first time ever !! Being hit by a car was not as bad as I thought. then again it was an EV. fuck! I didn’t hear it coming. happened so fast! It would have probably been cooler being hit by a more macho car but maybe it was just my luck 🍀
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Lol! . Watch the rest of my interview with @LeBatardShow here we talked about my hockey fandom, NBA Finals & Wayne Newton's hair🧒🏻🏒🏀.
So. this is what happens when you have @rogbennett and @RealCarrotTop on the program at the same damn time 😂😂😂. 📺
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So sad to hear the passing of the legendary Raquel Welch . it was a true honor to work with her in Chairman of the Board. I still have her card she gave me … Rest In Peace! 🙏🧡🎬⭐️ #raquelwelch #carrottop #moviescenes #movies #chairmenoftheboard
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I really do have the greatest fans in the world! 👏 🌎 . Thank you Glenda for this special panel “Carrot Top in Glass” 🧡 check out her Facebook page, Glass By Glenda! #glass #glassart #glassartist #carrottop #glass
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I’m very sad to hear about the passing of #jamesgregory . He was not only the funniest man in America. but he was a genuine #comic and dear generous man. I would sit in the back of the club and just watch and learn. He really was the best! 🙏🏻❤️🎤 he was truly one of the masters
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I am shocked and saddened by the loss of Robin Williams. I have admired and respected him throughout my career. loss of a true legend :(. .
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The joke I came up with in the late 80s. keeps on giving. 😂 see you tonight @LuxorLV 🎤👍🕺🏻 sorry @chiefs and the #swifties ❤️ #ChiefsKingdom #nfl #BillsMafia
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I fucking love life… people never fail to make me laugh… 😂🕺🏻🌈🇺🇸
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You never know who will come to show … or show up backstage after! Awesome to see @hollymadison tonight 💋❤️🎤🕺🏻
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Thanks! Looking forward to it!.
After 15 years of laughter, we are happy to announce that @RealCarrotTop will be part of the Luxor family for another five years! Let's keep the laughs coming. Here's to another five! . 🥕:
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What a wonderful fun evening celebrating my mom’s birthday and my hip replacement 😂 happy birthday mom! I love you! ❤️. and look 👀 at my brother and his wife getting in a little air 🎷 💯🕺🏻🎤🎼🎹🍷🎹👏👏👏! So fun!
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Lost another great #comedian today @therealnormmacdonald 🎤norm was a friend and a great unique style like nobody else. 🙏🏻🌈
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Very sad day. I was lucky to have met the beautiful and talented @SuzanneSomers … she was always so nice to me. ❤️🙏🏻
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I’m a dumb ass! Running like @ezekielelliott through dfwairport @dallascowboys 🏃🏻✈️😂 @ Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport
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To all my Military, Police and Fire fans, call the @luxorlv box office at 702-262-4400 for awesome deals for you! #military #police #firefighter #carrottop #tickets #comedy #comedy
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Well. I guess my sex change procedure I had done in Mexico is no longer a secret!
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Thank you for voting me "Best Comedian" 🧡🤣 🏆🥕. Read more about the @lasvegasweekly "Best of Vegas" Awards: . #lasvegas #vegas #comedy #comedian.
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Last show!!!! Thanks everyone for coming out to the show!! 🕺🏻🎤❤️. hope you ALL have a great safe and fun holiday. ❤️🌈
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What a treat to have the one of the funniest comics and sweetest people on the planet! 🌎 love you #georgewallace 🎤🕺🏻❤️💯👍
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Thanks to everyone here @LuxorLV for the this beautiful #anniversary .! Thanks for having me here. 19 years! So much love to my crew too. This is very special. I could not do one show without all the people who help this happen.🕺🏻❤️🎤💙
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Well… for those of you who follow me… it’s happened again in the lovely city of #sanfrancisco ! Yep! Very savvy of them… oh well! Fool me once… you finish it! Fuck! I give up… very sad and angry 😡… oh well ! There’s always tomorrow . very sad for my favorite city
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