y’all know how girls like katie sigmond make all their captions “room for one more😉” or “who can teach me etc.” i literally can’t justify that it’s so cringe to me
Cool apparently half of our country has a weather pattern I’ve never experienced that they call “the devil is beating his wife” which is a phrase I do not fully understand but yeah the country that’s 3,000 miles across is a monoculture bc Hardy’s why not
My most recent attempt:
Atty: What’s your profession?
Me: Teacher.
Atty: What do you teach?
Me: Law.
Atty: Which courses?
Me: Civ Pro. And Evidence.
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Judge: Juror, we thank and excuse you.