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Centrist Rugby DonkeyFella advancing a United Ireland and occasional Cheltenham Winner Tormenter of Loyalists & Russia “Cork’s biggest Langer” Eeh haw, Bai!

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@realLangerDan
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7 months
Judge me not for the content of my tweets but the quality of my blockers.
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The end is NI
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@KyivIndependent You know what else hurts ordinary people? Missiles and bombs.
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2 years
@KyivIndependent Pssst. Japan. Now would be a good time to get your islands back.
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2 years
Word on the grapevine is, the NI census results being released in 3 days time are “earth shattering” and “momentous”. 👀
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2 years
@Andrea34233170 @maxseddon This is the two seconds in question. Look at the hand positions relative to the water bottle or notes etc. Hardly no movement in over a minute. My guess is it’s a stitch in.
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This is the real Ireland. Not those British agent scumbags besmirching the Irish people through their intolerance and hate.
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8 months
Justin Barrett aka Litler wearing an actual SS Nazi overcoat during anti migrant protests today in Dublin. I don’t know what’s more disturbing, that he would wear a Nazi coat in public or that the company who made it, make them in children’s sizes.
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@ShabihaShady @Osinttechnical “It’s not cancer. It’s special operation cell decay”.
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4 years
@QiLi7989 @SachaBaronCohen Rudi was only looking for ballots
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I can confirm the good people of Cork have rejected the far-right Ross Lahive, buddy of Derek Blighe.
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2 years
@LeoVaradkar @Aontaithe2021 Four innocent Irish “Catholics” were murdered that evening by Loyalist groups acting in revenge. Do they deserve a mention? Their names were Joseph Rosato (59) Couple Patrick O'Neill (26) and Rosemary McCartney (27) and Francis Arthurs (34).
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@SeanKellyMEP @MaryLouMcDonald @sinnfeinireland @duponline This is honestly the most pathetic and servile tweet I’ve ever seen. Shame on you. Cosying up to the DUP and shunning Unity just to be seen as bashing the Shinner. There was a term for the likes of that carry on in 1920.
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3 years
@bbclaurak All because Boris wouldn’t shut the door to the Indian variant because he was attempting to lure the Indian PM into a trade deal to make up for the Brexit shortfall on trade and therefore showcase Brexit as some flimsy success 👍
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2 years
Congratulations to Sir Jamie Bryson who has been honoured in this year’s birthday honours for services to comedy.
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1 year
Tonight, as Jamie Bryson lays down to sleep in his Ma’s attic, after a belly full of Tesco Value Microwavable Chicken Curry, his thoughts will meander to the new reality, that from tomorrow, NI will be different from GB. And no amount of Gaviscon will cure his indigestion.
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@ashstronge It shall be known as the Good Friday Arraignment.
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5 months
Sam MacBride: “Please subscribe to the BelTel. Journalism costs money”. BelTel:
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3 years
@disclosetv Hopefully China recognises the Irish famine as genocide committed by the British government.
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1 year
This you though? #WillieFrazer
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If I attended such an event to commemorate paramilitary "volunteers" in the same terms as this event, so many of those on here staying silent (or even defending!!) this would be livid with outage and be at the forefront of this story. We need to call out this utter hypocrisy
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3 years
@AnaCabrera @NateSilver538 Mike Pence always aspired to be President one day. He might end up being President, for one day.
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3 years
@FineGael Why celebrate the genocide against native Americans? Makes a mockery of our efforts to send money to the tribes in need during Covid.
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4 years
@daraobriain Here it is in orbit around its nearest planet.
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3 months
Great to see Charleville Park Hotel suing the far right morons who spread false and malicious information about the hotel becoming a refugee centre on Twitter. That’s how to deal with them
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2 years
@gavreilly So why doesn’t he stand up more for those struggling? Having a background of struggle and then proceeding to lead a political career that doesn’t address that isn’t quite the credential he would make it out.
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@newschambers @HSELive Poor Muiriosa thinks “another customer query answered” but little does she realise, somewhere in Belgium, an EU commissioner has just moved one step closer to an early retirement. 😂
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@gavreilly @VirginMediaNews My fear with minimum pricing is that an addict will always do anything to get drink, no matter the cost. Thereby using potentially a bigger % of their families limited income and placing the rest of the family in further deprivation.
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Is the so called €20 Billion for a United Ireland before or after the payment of famine reparations?
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2 years
@KyivIndependent Ireland, 75 times smaller in population terms than the US, has said it will take 200,000 - twice the US amount.
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2 years
Bit of a trend developing here. #AndrewTate #PiersMorgan
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@disclosetv A war criminal.
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@LeoVaradkar No doubt about where Ireland has positioned itself this week.
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@mooreholmes24 Moore Holmes doesn’t want More Homes.
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@davidallengreen How it started vs how it finished.
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@EricTrump Your father crossed the line today.
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Simon Harris: “I am ready to work with everyone to make this place work”. Gavan Reilly: “So you’ll work with Sinn Féin after the next election?” Simon Harris: “No absolutely not…”.
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2 years
Very interesting.
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2 years
I cannot fathom the silence from the NI media on the lack of condemnation from @J_Donaldson_MP towards the UVF/UDA’s threats of violence. Silence is complicit.
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3 years
@DavidGHFrost @simoncoveney You negotiated and agreed the deal nearly two years ago. We see you. But you are doing wonders for a United Ireland.
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@DarthPutinKGB An equine timeline of today’s events.
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1 year
Over 43% for nationalist parties. 14% for centre ground parties in Alliance and Greens. If we could only secure half of the Middleground to support Unity, we will have broken 50% and secured a #UnitedIreland . Game. Fucking. On.
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Will we soon see Unionism and Loyalists start whispering about repartition?
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4 months
Nationalism 41% Unionism 40% Middleground/Others 19% United Ireland parties now have a plurality. Second preference voting of Alliance/Greens is key. Evidence from #AE22 suggests second prefs favouring nationalism. The end is NI.
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2 years
@BelTel This was plan B. Plan A was criticising SF for not going far enough. Desperate stuff from petty individuals.
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2 years
Why am I so confident we will see a United Ireland? Because Jamie Bryson is the one leading the campaign to stop it.
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@rtenews Sent on iphon
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1 year
@IAPonomarenko Prigozhin’s March on Moscow over the course of the day.
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@skydavidblevins British Army war criminals off the hook.
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1 year
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a Taoiseach who wants a United Ireland and puts things in place to help achieve that? A State apology is also necessary to our Northern citizens whom were effectively abandoned/sacrificed and othered for 100 years.
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@rtenews “These immigrants are taking our jobs. I mean. Jobs that we would do if we weren’t professional street protestors. I’m unemployed meself”.
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3 years
@jaketapper Any quotes from his time as a war criminal?
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@NOELreports Whatever happens in this war, Russia’s deep military reserves from the Soviet days, as well as a layer of trained and experienced officers have been wiped out. Russia has never been weaker as a so called global power. They can’t even take Vovchansk.
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Casement Stadium has now been built up by Unionists to be a microcosm of a Border Poll. It’s a hill they are willing to die on currently but once it is built they will move to the next intolerance. In the meantime, they are showcasing that the Union is a cold house.
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@oconnellhugh They also targeted the RTÉ player but backed off when they assumed somebody else already must have destroyed it.
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2 years
@ArleneFosterUK Why didn’t you publicly call him out for misogyny during your leadership?
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3 years
@nicktolhurst For those unfamiliar with the Brexit story in NI - basically the Unionist parties felt Brexit was a good idea to piss off Irish nationalists by resurrecting a border on land. However it has now backfired spectacularly in the form of the protocol. Irish unity now topic de jour.
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@tconnellyRTE Imagine seeking to forge your own path forward in new trade deals only for your signature to be not worth the paper it’s written on before the agreement is even ratified. British government incompetence personified. And deeply untrustworthy.
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@aoifegracemoore The British deep State would never have allowed him to win power. The British media was against him from day 1.
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@newschambers Better version vvvvv
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Interesting to see the so called “Irish Patriots” cosy up so much to the English far right. They care not about ending partition but to further their own agenda. Patriots me arse.
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@Dominic2306 Ireland has a higher % of its population fully vaccinated than the U.K. for several months. Benefits of EU membership, eh Dom.
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@gavreilly @VirginMediaNews Lols Unionism knows what’s coming. There would be no need for this if so. This will not happen.
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2 years
@Peston As long as Britain insists on holding on to any part of Ireland, perpetual instability and political grievance will darken the doorsteps of Westminster. This has been true throughout the centuries and continues today. Many in Britain now ready to drop NI and allow Britain move on
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When Unionism states it wants a protocol that respects all sides, they should be reminded that Nationalism did not want Brexit at all, and the protocol is now that compromise. End of story. They don’t get to have Brexit and their favoured protocol.
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Unionism: “We are promoting a Union for all”. Also Unionism: “Stick your fenian stadium up your hole. WATP”.
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@BenLowry2 In an article about JD, you still shoehorn this into it. Shameful.
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4 years
@GaryGeorgeCook @standardnews Normal nations do fisheries inspections at sea by climbing a ladder and inspecting nets and catch. Nations who are struggling to cope with their post empire status send in the frogmen to escalate tensions with Johnny Foreigner to divert attention from the domestic agenda.
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@newschambers That’s Tony banned from the lidl bakery.
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@News_Letter Foreign influence? The chap wears a Sash in honour of a Dutch guy who fought a battle in what’s now the republic.
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Who can possible look at these poll results and not see that a United Ireland is very possible,if not edging towards likely. With overt nationalist parties on 44%& the middleground Alliance/Greens on over 19%,the Union is anything but secure. On these results,I think we have it
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@mooreholmes24 In 1918, the majority in Ireland voted to support a party that advocated for independence yet the British subjugated this vote by holding on to the North of Ireland against the wishes of the majority.
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@Damien_English Those boys in the Ditch are taking them out one by one.
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@newschambers The FAI currently watching clips of Toby on YouTube to see if he will make the Irish team.
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@EmmaCDeSouza In my southern view, the Irish State owes a debt of sacrifice to the people of the North for allowing us to move on in freedom while you remained behind under British rule. It’s a debt that can never be repaid and any price for Unity pales in comparison to it.
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@TheActofUnion Rest of the World: “Ireland” United Kingdom: “Republic of Ireland”
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@JamieBrysonCPNI The irony of this shit.
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@NOELreports Whilst it’s easy to feel sorry for individuals like this on a human level, the choice of normal Russians to be so permissive of the Kremlin has obvious outcomes and eventualities.
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Who will he get to pen the second edition foreword. Wrong answers only.
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@dfatirl @ThomasByrneTD @DFDSGroup @IMDOIreland @IrlEmbParis The British Retreated from Dunkirk. The Irish are advancing.
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@IAPonomarenko They just have.
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@SJAMcBride @MargaretCan At that point,the EU should walk away from negotiations.End it. There’s no point.Let the North fail, call a border poll in a couple of years when the forces of pragmatism side with nationalists to finally end partition and open up a new and inclusive AND prosperous future in a UI
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@ArleneFosterUK Like your kGBNews interview of Jeffrey Donaldson multiple times?
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@newschambers @DarraghOBrienTD @morningireland You see, as good as it is to play our part hosting Ukrainians - which we should do - when we can suddenly suspend housing laws, or find 50 housing units all of a sudden, it just smacks of the government not taking the housing crisis seriously when there is no external pressure.
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@nytimes Hopefully, for the sake of society, it never comes back.
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@nicktolhurst The Brexiteer gammon like to mock Ireland but Ireland’s soft power extends far and beyond.
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@realDonaldTrump One more week until you become an irrelevance.
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@gavreilly 80% of that was from John McGuirk’s phone.
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For the day that’s in it:
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@Tracey_utv @J_Donaldson_MP @BeattieDoug @JimAllister So much for Doug Beattie’s “progressive” style of Unionism. Any progressive would work to bring all communities on board to seek solutions to any issues within the framework of the agreed protocol. Instead, he has joined the loud chorus of yet another Unionist echo chamber
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@wartranslated Ukraine doing a good job of making the cost of occupation so expensive in resource and human life terms. Needs to keep at this strategy. It’s how Ireland won its independence from the UK.
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@newschambers @irishexaminer Isn’t this the guy with a steel fence surrounding his house against protesters?
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@BelTel If you get upset by signposts in the native language, it probably means you are on someone else’s land.
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@Mij_Europe Frost has unwittingly put the case forward for Irish reunification by making a United Ireland a proven concept with the North-South trade figures he recently announced where he unbelievably claimed that the protocol was an issue because it was working.
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@rtenews The Brits are quickly finding out the impacts of Brexit. And it will only get worse. Soon, the north will have a choice; remaining in the UK with an uncertain future at best, economic ruin more likely, or opt to join a modern outward looking Ireland as a unified state in the EU
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@SachaBaronCohen @MariaBakalova96 Great to have an official spelling of Wawaweewah!
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@gavreilly Well then Simon, time for Ireland to make a statement by either expelling the 🇮🇱 ambassador or formally recognising Palestine. The Israelis must be sent a message that their actions have consequences. If the UNSC won’t send that message, we can. Over to you.
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