Howie Feltersnatch
@ragingheada55
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Go Vols. DUI certified bag smeller. Beta chapter ‘99. Ph level tester. Coors Banquet is a nootropic. #GBO
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Thinking about a bag. What would George Washington do?
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From pledge to alumni, this urinal has seen so many different keys in my nose. I hope there’s a lineup tonight.
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@CooperWattsESPN
What it’s all about Coop. Hope your buddy beats that shit like a stepchild.
Cheers!
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This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine!
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3 hours on LinkedIn and ripped some chest. Unemployed life is fucking brutal. Figured this might help. I’ll be cranking hog.
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Shut up dumb bitch I wanna hear the don speak. Thanks.
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Had a good run in the inner city, time to head back home for a few and regroup.
Notable events during my tenure include getting my car broken into, ball and chain ending things, and getting laid off. Had great times with the lads and learned a lot.
Minorities stink,
-Howie
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Unearthed a gem this afternoon. Will respond to emails tomorrow.
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18 with the pops. Playing up today! Happy Labor Day to those that celebrate.
-Howard
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unemployment: filed.
Hope Scotty pulls it off, let’s have a Saturday.
-Howie
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Wing T offense has been established. Volunteers are going to distribute an old fashioned ass whooping at 7:30PM EST.
Saturday is ours,
Howie
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Hopefully I can run into some fellow alumni at the range and network with this yeti👍🏼 maybe the cart girl will fornicate with me too! Haha😎
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Howie just found out he will be a groomsman at a wedding near you. Tech is in the parlay. WE ARE BACK BABY
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65 cent wings. $2 strohs. 2 keno machines. In the middle of nowhere. Jaws of life couldn’t pull me out of this fine establishment.
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Hello Twitter world. Move back to the hometown was a success. S/o
@snicklefritz_0
once again. Will be hopping on the golf cart and go on a cruise here soon, don’t mind us.
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Shower thought of the day. Punched 4 walls in my tenure here on Earth. Never found a stud.👍🏼
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The ultimate drunk driving machine. This may be a sign from god himself.
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shroom bag xan bourbon no food Howie cannot spit game right now. am absolutely fucked. Zenos in Columbus I am inside you and playing dumb shit on touchtunes. Enjoy.
Fuck you,
Howie
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I’m a white man and I have a fucking plan. (woke up with the shakes)
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Alumni type shit. I’ll probably sleep at the Chi O house later.
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On a date. All I can think about is my next dynasty matchup against
#2
Nebraska. Top would be cool tho.
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Hangxiety out the ass, Steely Dan please help me. At least I’m not a fag driving an orange Dodge Dart.
Hope the Abercrombie and Fitch Headquarters burns down today too. Cheers
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Standing in line behind a minority on FaceTime that takes 20 minutes to scratch off lotto tickets. I need my 6mg Chills.
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Wish these debates could be more intellectual but the average Americans IQ just can’t handle it. Would love to see Kamala break down tariffs and advanced macroeconomics!
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@snicklefritz_0
Welp, looks like I need another 4th for tomorrow. Will bail out if needed, page me Chris.
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The commissioner has showed up. T-15 minutes until draft time. Gonna tell every bartender I’m the commish of my league, that should get me free bottle service right?
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Got a good pump in with the fellow divorced fathers this evening👍🏼 Cruising home with the windows down to this gem. Bourbon and ginger ale coming soon thanks.
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Bar im at doesn’t have touchtunes. Shame. Figured I’d play a song for a bar down the street im not at, hope they enjoy!
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Still no power, figured I’d pull up to the ole “yea i know a spot”. Ripped a fat piss, felt nice.
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@AmNotEvan
Idk about beating JD in a fight. You seem very high estrogen and out of shape. Hopefully things get better for you!
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@wobblymami
Personally, I’d rather not dox myself. Least favorite child stings though. Thanks.
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Hour 12 of boozing. Bag isn’t working. Gonna find a solid 7 after scratching 3 balls and thank the founding fathers.
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Still tossing pigskins around. WR1 just showed up. Dire’s Rockpalast 1979 set is on. Night is being had, no apologies over on this side.
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Doesn’t take a toe-curling shit to realize Boomers and Sooners do not make sense together. Vols by 21. Thanks.
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@dickandnuts2
You won’t regret it and will probably rewatch it about 4-6 times in the following years.
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Any recs for EU Zyn flavors? Been wanting to get apple mint forever.
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Howie ordered some National Championship merch last week! Got back to the inner city to find my package ripped open on top of my mailbox and all the shit taken. A minority wouldn’t do this, right? (No PM on this order thankfully)
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Rents had to pull this damn relic out, still no power👍🏼
No comment on the lady that painted this either.
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Rents will be grilling out upon myself and
@snicklefritz_0
arrival back in the hometown. Will probably need more for the excursion back. Sorta like a modern day Lewis and Clark.
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Good ole Sunday evening cruise back to the inner city. Bourbon cream tastes better on the highway.
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The liberal mind cannot comprehend the bliss practicing chips and putts during twilight hours provides. Hope they never do.
#bumpandrun
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Life goal is to get to the point where I never have to get on fuckin LinkedIn ever again. Shoulda chose the trades.
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CHUBBY OLE GROUNDHOG, CROAKING BULLFROG🫵🏼
Too much tush at the gym this morning forgot to take a photograph.
Also don’t forget Brian Kelly killed a kid. Go big orange.
-Howard
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Yea I paid $5 to play Nookie, what the fuck are you gonna do about it?
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Might toss some pigskin around tonight. Don’t mind me.
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Power is on. Kindling is gathered. Let’s have a Sunday Twitter world.
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ended up placing 3rd in the scramble.
@snicklefritz_0
and I will continue doing sac. Hope there’s no issues with that.
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@marlbororedddss
Keeping the neighborhood clean Brick. Thank you.
I’ll refer you to
@CPA_Doug69
for the best spots in Knox. Calhoun’s is great on Friday’s however!
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Par 3 course with a factory view. 48 beers and 2 pals i haven’t seen in years. Already ate a gummy.
#gobrowns
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gotta warm er up before ya put it in
It’s ceramic not plastic I’m not that retarded.
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Heading back to the inner city. Woke up with a bean and addy in my wallet. Also woke up to texts from a lady i finagled with that goes to Texas. Horns down bitch.
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Power outage update. At the greasy hometown bar. Half my high school that stayed home is here. May spit game here soon fuck it
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@biggeebman
Hugh, chin up. They don’t understand the pressure in that situation. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.
-Howie
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@Mr_Vawls
Had an interesting one. Went to my brothers horse show, tried to get sleazy at the hometown hero bar but had no power and kinda fumbled (kinda glad i did) and did some yardwork for the rents. What’d you get into?
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