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I love Zulu heavy metal 🎧, traveling 🛫🧳 , gym 🏋🏿♂️& the outdoors 🥾|| Wild Feminist - watch out 🌱
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This is what I looked like camping at The Kruger National Park (Skhukhuza) in Mpumalanga (province 8/9) in
June 2024
#travel
#camping
#mpumalanga
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Varsity has very little to do with being smart - it requires a certain tenacity & the ability to manage yourself
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@_harramm
Dishwashing rating?
Car washing rating?
Cooking and cleaning rating?
I have a 15 year old one I'm trying to replace
Not overly helpful to my mother, we'd be happy to trade.
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I passed my 1st everrrrr ASSA Exam!
It's a likkle CT but I am beyond excited because I hadn't differentiated and integrated in 5 years 😂😂
#actuarialscience
#assa
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@fathermaz
Embarrassed nge CVV ye bank card Ka bani linked to Uber Eats?
Quote Tweeting fake deep thoughts unnecessarily 😂
Relax
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@thisibi
What’s up with her black crocs? Are they special? Like slippers?
Do they make them in big people sizes?
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BCom Actuarial Science
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@LeanneManas
When I look at this...
I can see my aunt ironing my uniform ❣️❣️
I can hear her rushing me to finish my Strawberry flavoured Morvite 😂😂😂
The transport is hooting outside & I can't find my school shoes 😭😭😭
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@CaThiii_M
This guy at work says he was on Diamond before adding his family on the plan 😂😂😂
IDK how the family plan aggregates but he says his partner and kids are letting the family unit down 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@lelowhatsgood
name.surname
@gmail
.com (2 possible combos)
Google: Verify that this is you - what is your mother's Maiden surname ?
Tweep: Yhooo guys, I've been hacked
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@_renaey_xx
Mna I can't cook so I prefer dating a guy who doesn't eat
Oo-Edward Cullen so are my types 🫶🏿🫶🏿 because I don't want your feelings for me to end simply because I made Morvite in a big bowl for you and your friends to share❣️🥲
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@naledimashishi
What works for me is having a rental storage unit (paid for in cash, not under my name) where I take them after I'm done.
10+ & going strong on my end
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A net of R34K is a gross of about R55.5K
You'd need your expenses excluding the bond to be R5K to get an approval for a R16K instalment and at Prime (11.25%) that only gets you a R1.6M house
Living off R5K to qualify is doubtful
The numbers here are also off
@Cavisto3
Take away my emotions & give facts pls
The house is R2 million. The monthly repayment is R16 000.00. Your net salary is R34 000.00.
You can afford your monthly repayments.
Which other asset class would you invest R16 000.00 in & it gives better returns?
Where do U sleep?
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@News24
@City_Press
Scams are coming up now - December and Jan financial pressures.
Rule of Thumb: If someone is offering to double your money instead of doubling theirs and living happily ever after --- it's a scam 🙂
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Getting rocked by a model on my last day of leave 😂😂
It took me 15 minutes to figure out how to resize plots
I haven't used Python in a minute but it's coming together. Painfully slowly. But together, nonetheless
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@Mr_Viol
Relax, iCorner Kick yi Corner Kick
uBryan Habanna ngu Bryan Habanna
It's not for marks 🙃
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The nice thing about Tik Tok is that its less political than Twitter
This is literally a couple buying grozari & Twitter is unpacking their race and household budget.
Thinking HARD like you're writing an Evidenced Based Management Assignment at 1pm with a 2pm deadline😂
RELAX
There’s a girlie who goes 50/50 nendoda yomlungu on groceries 😭😭😭 she took out money from her handbag at the till , he didn’t even try to stop her 😭😭😭 then he tapped his share .
Weh Maye 😩
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@Madem_Fierce
@Zinhleputinn
Uhmmmmm,
@Nedbank
why can't I take screenshots from my banking app but other kids can? 😂😂😭😭
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@WayneH__
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My Res hoodie wearing, Coke drinking, CPT to EL 17 Hour bus ride 20 year old self is laughing at this too hard!!
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@anelisa_tuswa
I wanna tackle
#3
. Earlier this month I woke up to switch on iGeyser at 6 & started chatting to Baby Boy. He let me talk and 10 min in he's like "Babe, you've said more words this morning than I'm going to say this whole week" 🤣🤣🤣
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@MimoMokgosi
Did you consider sending cash to yourself and withdrawing it at the ATM?
You can do it on the app
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Finally landed a tenant & this is what my property looks like
11% yield
Property Management= placement fee to PropertyCoZa
#RiversideView
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@Lelona_Rooted
@FemalePencil
Fam, ask the gent to engage on LinkedIn please. Change Bio to Biochem Graduate (UCT). Add people. Update profile. Recruiters have no way of picking him up like this
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@PhathekaPat
Absolutely. Distinctions/Being Smart GETS you in but self-control & self-discipline KEEP you in & help you get out with what you came for
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@ZamakonkeK
Actuarial Science (BCom, BBusSci or BSc)
We can go into Finance as Quants
We can go into Insurance as Actuarial Analysts
We can go into any industry as Data Scientists/ Statisticians (Mining, Energy, Tech)
We can go into consulting and service all these industries through projex
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@lungile_mashele
I hope my boyfriend doesn't see this because ndim iWors-eater and nguye u-asparagus kule combo 😭📷Last night he was explaining a Beef Wellington to me like a R500 steak really makes sense 📷📷 😂😂
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@Sipho_Says
@Elwarh
I'm a proud aunt of a 5 year 11 month old Princess 🙃
Love her to death but she cannot catch
She cannot throw
Her arms do not do what her mind wants them to do 😂😂
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@Lindyyay
I complained about prices in Claremont
My colleagues told me I should've looked in 2006-2007 for my budget😂😂
I wasted time in Primary School
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@__reefa__
Recently learnt that "Zegetin" is actually "Zegetiv" which is in fact short for "executive".
👌🏾👌🏾
Just sharing in case nabanye bacula into engekhoyo like me previously 😂😂😂😂😂
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@margieMYDNA
PROC SQL;
CREATE TABLE df_asibe_imali AS
SELECT jeans
, high_end_chairs
FROM df_tax_payers
WHERE codiv_funds = 1;
QUIT;
*** Error: variable codiv_funds not found. ***
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@nhlanhlaxulu4
@dineonono
Not the South Africa I'm from, surely.
Come as you fam,not our country 🙃.
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@Ms_Mashishi
I am honestly not comfortable dining in places where the menu doesn't have pictures 😔
The cursive menus are the most deceiving
Mna I like going in, looking up at the TV and choosing what I wanna eat 😂😂
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@kay_mahapa
It's people who have not lived in Cape Town, they have just vacation-ed there 😂😂😂
Living = 2 Bed for R8K in the North or Southern Peninsula
Regular complex, nothing fancy
Vacation = Green Point at R8K/month for a 0.5 Bed
The bed makes itself & u can walk to the MyCiti bus❣️
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@Bikomfident
THIS is why it takes employers 2 months to finalise the hiring process. They're asking for our birth certificates, matric certificates, finger prints, etc. because people are producing bogus qualifications and and and and...
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@Moanerleaser
I'm getting into traveling.
I managed to go to Durbz, Gqeberha and Tzaneen this year.
I haven't decided on my December location yet.
Also looking at a solo trip to Bali early next year.
I just like waking up, getting coffee, breathing in new air & I feel rejuvenated after ❣️❣️
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@KasiEconomy
The selling price and the listing (advertised) price are 2 distinct prices
If you want to know the selling prices you can generate a property report or an area report using your banking app 🙃
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@IvynSambo
Have your pal check out my video on tracking how much interest they're paying on each of their products
They can tackle their highest interest products first and try paying that off
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@ItsYoGirl_Samie
Mna ndandithe "I'm Thanks" ngomsebenzi after la scenario ye Gross ye R50K monthly. 3 months nje, nditye umhlala phantsi wam.
i 42 meter ingandenza ndithuke iCEO kaloku yona 😂😂
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@NthabiWabi
I don't think there's a greater compliment than this!!❣️❣️❣️🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿
Enjoy the party!
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@LudidiVelani
They'll offer to pay his fees. Throw money at the problem. So glad lo Tata clearly articulated the fact that his son is not for sale.
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@JosiahThobejane
Ay, I'm tweeting amongst Millionaires 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Max Term, Max Balloon %, Zero deposit and I wanna cry
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@tumisole
Jonga, this movie was everything 😂😂. Curtains drawn, fleece and popcorn kinda movie 🙃
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@SpitchNzawumbi
Thanks for the Q Spitch.
I'd love to connect with Finance professionals who work abroad.
LinkedIn Thando Luyolo Noganta. I hold an Actuarial Science Degree (UCT) , working towards CFA, 3.5 years of working experience and I'm ready to leave 👩🏾💻.
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@briantheruller
I drink sparkling water now (unflavoured). Turns out I just liked the bubbles.
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@Madem_Fierce
@Zinhleputinn
@Nedbank
The babes who deleted her comment, you shouldn't have 😁. You were right, an iPhone user just confirmed that they can take screenshots
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FYI For
#FinTwitter
folks
I'm editing my
@EasyEquities
account to show you how easy it is to be misled. Using some basic HTML on my browser.
So I logged into my EE Account and I right click on my mouse and I choose "Inspect" (I use Google Chrome, this is browser dependent).
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@_kenNObarbie_
My 6 y/0 niece refuses to accept that her Granny is my mother
Granted, I barely go home...
But it's not confusion I'm sensing, she just does not want it to be true 😂😂
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You are Tweeting with a 2X Home Owner ❤️🏅
I don't want to hide it 😂😂
I'm feeling very high right now, sabu Kanye West mixed with Drake 😂 so I wanna thank myself for all my hard work🏆🏅💪🏾
#property
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@sarahroseetter
I'm going to need a time stamp - this seems very 2008 Global Financial Crisis behaviour on his end 😂😂
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@Thulisiile
Guys, don't be shy to accompany tweets like these with payslips. The coffee gent with overtime showed us the way. Please mahn.
Context is important 😂😂😂
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@brandypapii
My man hasn't told me about this. I'm not gonna believe a stranger on the internet.
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@Molocks_
@urbanjodi
Twitter People don't care about the Math and the Statistics 😂😂
Yesterday R20K was "nothing"
Today it's R51K
Tomorrow you'll hear that R80K _barely_ covers A, B, C
All 3 statements strongly supported by "Trust me fam, (2023)"
Everyday it's a movie 😂😂
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@Masego
The way Melika is so small... they're probably Noort-vir-Noort-ing together as we praat 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@lativious
The reason you broke the glass.
The reason you put too much salt in the rice.
The reason you failed First Year Stats.
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@naledisibisi
He refused to come fetch me yesterday morning so I could play in the snow with him.
His area was snowing and mine wasn't.
Betrayal. Hate. Call it what you will.
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@Sithelosenkosi
I disagree
If you're going to scam, make it worthwhile 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Be a Sandile Cooper, Child Prodigy kay' 1 or don't do it at all!
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@MokotiSetso
😂😂😂at work I've only seen the UX engineers & some IT peeps with Mac Books
The rest = Dell & Lenovo
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@lxmbede
Please view & please use known rental agents ( Trafalgar, Rawson, Seeff) on Prop24 & Pvt Prop
Don't take excuses about the keys being unavaiable or the current tenant being busy...
If u don't view, the listing most likely does not exist & you're going to pay R20K to a scammer
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I just got accepted into a 7 week CSS+HTML+Javascript Bootcamp with
@GirlCode_za
in partnership with
@Entelect
!!
If I was 5 and flexible I'd be doing cartwheels right now :)
#FutureFrontEndDev
#Coder
#Geek
#LearningIsEarning
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@yonwaba_mzizi
NQF Level 8 or 9 futhuzi🫶🏿🫶🏿
Indoda must have a Thesis or a Dissertation topic instead of writing Think Pieces on Twitter❣️❣️🥲🥲
Ibene supervisor nee submissions that I read but don't understand🤣🤣
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@Lmrampedi
Nokwanda Mkhize from South African Actuaries Development Program (SAADP) spoke at Linkside High & invited top students from neighbouring schools
I went there with my blazer on & with all my badges😂😂
She said we would rake in money & it was a prestigious career
At 17 that's...
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@VideosVuvu
😂😂Yessss
when I was in Jozi, my dad was on a work trip
He drove from Pretoria to see me in Benoni at like 8pm
Got there & I told him I was hungry (obviously😂) & we went to grab food
I hadn't seen him in 2 years & it was really dope
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@rufareeezus
@ZintleMalgas
The hack is the having to take the child with you everywhere. Like, why can't it sit and watch tv while I go to the shop?🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@_Sir_Lancelot__
From 2004 - 2012, without fail. Oh, and you're talking to a Dux scholar fam 🏆😎.
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@williemuhlarhi
I mean... I struggle getting my groceries from my car up 1 flight of stairs otherwise I'm goooood 😂
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@TheRealest201
In 1st year I met a girl from Nigeria & I told her I'm from East London
She asked me how life abroad was 😂😂😂😂
Ndathi "nooo, nooo, it's just another province in SA"
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Some might say the sharp (-40%) revision of the South African Twitter theoretical salary to spend is a leading economic indicator
October 2023: R50K
March 2024: R36K
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@maryjaneexplore
I have a video on the maximum amount you should aim for (including all costs)
Looking at the Nedbank Auction so the spreadsheet is different for other auction houses
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@__tumithabethe
iGroup work ends after Grade 9 Arts & Culture, then Real Life Begins 😂😂
Stop roping us in kwii Life Decisions zenu
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@maryjaneexplore
😂😂😂Ingathi uthetha ne Banker yakhe after they didn't push the Credit Team to approve his new vehicle loan 😭😭😭
"Gotta let you go Thabo, you're not helping me reach my goals"
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@Bonisile_RMS
@PatrickSizane
I flippen love this ❤️😂!! As a Xhosa gel with Xhosa brothers and cousins,having to do that minca thing every 2/3 Junes and Decembers because I'm not sure they'll come back I can definitely feel your reasoning.
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Did you know that the National Credit Regulator stipulates what the Maximum interest charged for Credit should be?
It is linked to the Repo Rate (that Lesetja guy)
LHS: guideline when the Repo was at 6.75%
RHS: Current guide with explanation of what each rate means
#credit
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@mystree_
😂😂😂😂
I'm laughing like I didn't tell Student Advisors my mom said to ask them about the stationery list as a fresher😭😭😭
I'm laughing like I wasn't running around like a headless chicken looking for Venue: TBA 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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