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@WayneH__

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Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined March 2011
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@WayneH__
Harper
3 years
Sigh. She’s definitely back with her husband.
@TheShadeRoom
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3 years
Kim Kardashian stepped out in this all leather look for NYFW. What’s it giving? 🧐
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@WayneH__
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1 year
“You’ll see when you’re older”. Oh boy am I seeing.
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1 year
What were your parents 100% right about? Didn’t feel like it then, but you see it now.
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@WayneH__
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1 month
Wouldn’t reach out. Weddings are carefully planned. If you aren’t invited, it wasn’t a simple oversight.
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If you don’t get invited to a wedding but you feel like you should be there, would you reach out to your friend or let it be?.
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@WayneH__
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7 years
The last thing I wanna do is leave the comfort of my home to chill with some people I have no interest in chilling with, so yeah I'm asking.
@normiie_nhlapo
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7 years
I hate it when you invite someone somewhere and they be like “Who els is coming/ who will be there”.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
First Christmas with a family of my own. No more going home, I am home.
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@WayneH__
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2 years
There won’t be a home.
@Kheumani
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2 years
My toxic trait is I’ll argue with you in front of whoever. I’m not waiting till we get home.
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@WayneH__
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7 months
It’s time to buy a Toyota. Something that will run until the kids are in matric.
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@WayneH__
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10 months
South Africans are so funny.
@PhayoMDlamini
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10 months
Nibokushiswa ngo petrol nina 🤣🤣
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@WayneH__
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10 months
Just tryna make it through the day.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
Man's ignored his gf for the month of August and September, she got engaged in October. That's what pride gets you sometimes, unfortunately.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
The borders stay open but we can’t go from province to province.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
Change it then.
@sk1tguru
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3 years
If her surname starts with a "M"🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩.
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@WayneH__
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5 years
Emtee doesn't brag enough. He deserves to. He's earned it.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
Drinking 3L of water a day won’t cancel those bad lifestyle habits. You’re just going to pee a whole lot more than everyone else.
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@WayneH__
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4 months
When your child is sick in hospital you can barely function and there’s no time for anything else. It’s the ward, home and back to the ward until they’re out. That story is something else. All that transpired?.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
Girls with Mercs shows who exactly is making the moola. Ladies are definitely bringing home the bacon. What an awesome thread. Big up 🙌🏽.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
If I had an opportunity to leave SA for a better life abroad, I would. I wouldn't even look back.
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@WayneH__
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5 years
South Africa is a safe haven for criminals and criminal acts.
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@WayneH__
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1 year
Can’t afford to lack financial discipline in this economy.
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@WayneH__
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11 days
I used to drive MAD distances. I never complained once. I used to put my playlist on and hit the N1, happy AF when I arrive. Pick ups, drops offs. I didn’t think I was being used or anything like that. Sometimes attitude and mindset plays a role too😂😅.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
Zuma would've closed Cape Town too and had a chuckle about it 😂♥️.
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@WayneH__
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10 months
This is why it’s important to be somewhat popular with ladies when you’re a young lad. You don’t have to be THAT guy but you needed to have a reasonable amount of time n exposure around pretty girls. You won’t be dizzy.
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a baddie will make you do it bro. a certified South African baddie? Oh you'll do heists.
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4 months
I’m a firm believer in kids going to another room in the home and playing with each other when the adults are speaking. Don’t sit among us and pick up stompies. Your level of interpretation and lack of context may become a problem in the long run.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
Even Rihanna gets into a Quantum once in a while. What’s your excuse?.
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@WayneH__
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1 year
This is arguably the most special moment of the game. Cheslin was distraught. Captain my captain ♥️♥️🇿🇦🇿🇦.
@Murray_Kinsella
Murray Kinsella
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Siya Kolisi sprints to embrace Cheslin Kolbe.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
How many of us can acknowledge that we have a dark side to our personality? I think I do. It’s not necessarily evil but it can be cruel, harsh. I pray about it daily coz it can’t be healthy.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
#LOVEDAMINI gets better with each listen.
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@WayneH__
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1 year
The nice thing about having a kid is no matter what kind of day you’ve had, there’s always someone excited and happy to see you when you get home. I’ve never known a love so pure.
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@WayneH__
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8 months
I just know my voting station is going to be busy at 7am. It’s going to be cappuccinos and K-way jackets all the way. “Haazit, haazit.”
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@WayneH__
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4 years
The way Tito Mboweni complains you'd swear he's not a part of the cabinet himself.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
SA retail employees are so miserable. It actually affects your shopping experience.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
Remember when Zuma was blamed for everything? 😂. Loadshedding? Zuma. Fuel increase? Zuma. Cost of living? Zuma. Lightning and thunder? Zuma.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
Looks like a comfortable shoe for a healthcare worker doing their rounds in the wards.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
Guys stop tweeting about groove. They are getting annoyed.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
Meghan and Harry are a good example of why you shouldn't romanticize interracial dating in this racist world we live in. There's a lot you will encounter as the Black person in the relationship that your partner can't shield u from. No matter how much they love you.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
Liver damage is another thing that’s going to catch up with our generation much later in life . But we’re here for a good time so it doesn’t really matter yeah.
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@WayneH__
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2 years
Makro need to stop being childish and drop the card. It’s 2023 for goodness sake, just let us buy.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
The way I don't care anymore. I've learnt that I can start over with someone else at any stage in my life. There's no time limit on human connections. If you betray me, that's on you, I'm not gonna walk around with shame. That's not my cross to bear.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
Genuine female friends aren't shady. They will greet your girl first and have a chat with you both and then leave. Not this extra nonsense where it's obvious y'all had a thing.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
Stay home with your parents as long as you can until you’re ready to move. It’s not fun and games out here. It’s expensive. And it will weigh on your mental health if you’re not fully prepared for the switch up.
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@WayneH__
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2 years
There’s no well established House music artist/Dj that’s been in the game this long that doesn’t know Problem Child 🧢.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
Will Smith puts up with a lot. The dynamics of that relationship are something I’ll probably never understand. I’m not sure I’ll ever “evolve” to that level. Not sure I’d want to.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
Zulu culture is preserved. It doesn't really matter what year you're in. That's a beautiful thing.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
Mthokozisi Ntumba was the name of the innocent man that was shot and killed yesterday.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
I don't know bout you guys but everything is expensive to me.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
No one fumbled you, they left.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
I take friendships seriously. Sometimes I feel like I hold them in higher regard than the average person my age these days so if you do me dirty, I take it personally. We may never speak again.
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@WayneH__
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6 years
Sundaying on a Monday.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
I don't think "disappoint your parents" is meant in the literal sense. It just means live your truth and don't conform to outdated expectations based on societal norms. In essence do what makes you happy.
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@WayneH__
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6 years
Don't try this at home.
@Thato_Pam
Mama ka Nkosana
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My friend resigned cause she was tired of her employer, a few days later she got another job. That's faith. That's grace.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
Someone is going to buy this off a dealership floor soon with a big red ribbon on it. At Demo pricing. Not a single comment about the accident.
@Zero2Turbo
Zero2Turbo
3 years
Who is brave enough to buy it and fix it?. VW Golf 8 GTI with under 10,000 km on clock. Auction starts 7 Mar:
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@WayneH__
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6 years
Asking someone that's earning less than 6k per month to donate 500k to a charity of their choice is a bit of a kick in the teeth. You're barely surviving financially. Don't make Nkosi an overnight philanthropist. This isn't what he signed up for.
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@WayneH__
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@TshenoloMoetii
the prize
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Selling a VIP KAYTRANADA jhb ticket. R5500. If you’re interested, or know anyone who is… please let me know. If you’re a beautiful woman, I’m willing to negotiate.
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@WayneH__
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7 months
Congratulations to those that didn’t. See you all at Spur ✨.
@msresii
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So many people went to Japan this year.
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@WayneH__
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5 years
Jokes aside. Young people are going through a lot. Relationships, careers, family life, the works.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
This is disgustingly unfair and inhumane.
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@WayneH__
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2 years
A lot of you were never told to leave the room as a child, when adults were speaking and it shows. We used to get asked “Do u see anyone your age here? Stop counting teeth.” . I thought it was the most cruel thing ever. But I see the wisdom now.
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@WayneH__
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10 months
You guys are so terrified of being middle/upper-middle class NORMAL people . You’ll go to jail… carry on.
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@WayneH__
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1 year
I used to enjoy watching people run after the Greyhound bus like this when I was a kid. Coz who said you must order Steers at Montrose? Why didn’t you just buy a pie and Tropika like everyone else? My hate runs deep 😂😭😭.
@pmcafrica
Peché Africa 🇿🇦
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Bathong 🙆‍♂️ the shadow of the ship 🚢 moving away 🤧.@pmcafrica
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@WayneH__
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3 years
The honest answer here is the one that’s on special.
@Luyanda_Maf
IG: @cookingwithluyanda
3 years
Guys what's your go to washing powder/liquid? and why?.
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@WayneH__
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5 years
SA women really have bodies the rest of the world pays for.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
Pizza, red wine, a blanket and someone to put their feet under yours. Life in its simplest form is rather enjoyable.
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@WayneH__
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6 years
We can admire Connie without insulting the 20 somethings. Now hold your love handles and be quiet.
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@WayneH__
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2 years
How many of you have the “I’ll get that from Woolworths” part of grocery shopping when it comes to certain items?.
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@WayneH__
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11 months
Don’t care about the fuel price. Just keep looking at that grocery basket. That’s where we’re getting knocked.
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@WayneH__
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Gym is becoming unaffordable without vitality. Vitality ain’t cheap either. We’re all getting smart watches and chasing points this year. Forget about who doesn’t think your Apple Watch is trendy enough for date night 😂.
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@WayneH__
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5 years
I don't wanna track or investigate anyone's movements. Nor do I have the time. I'll take your word for it. If u do me dirty, that's on you.
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@WayneH__
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7 years
It was never a competition for the rest of the world, It was an appreciation hashtag. South Africans ruin everything
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@WayneH__
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6 years
U don't have to tell people they've gained weight. They know.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
Men do what they wanna do, for who they want to do it for. If you’ve gotta ask you’re probably not the one.
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@WayneH__
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6 years
Shell donating half a million to a charity of Nkosi's choice. This shit is getting disrespectful.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
So marriage was the problem.
@rapalert4
Rap Alert (Backup)
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Miguel and his wife Nazanin Mandi separate after 17 years of being together and three years of marriage.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
We are nowhere near as angry as we should be, as a nation.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
Let’s not pretend lawyers and doctors aren’t letting you know from the word Go.
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@WayneH__
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5 years
So let's recap. Loadshedding is back.Alcohol Ban is back .Curfew is back.Freeze on repayments are over.The price of Food and fuel is on the rise again.
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5 years
I don't like the idea of spending R600 on an Uber if you don't have to. Call me frugal idk. Keep that money for something else, I'll come get you.
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5 years
Something wrong with me if I'm thinking about the exes with 114 Mill in the bag.
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@WayneH__
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2 years
Musa broke this story months ago.
@City_Press
City Press
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How a tenderpreneur ‘duped’ guards | Businessperson Leeroy Sidambe, who scored two multimillion-rand government contracts, has allegedly been avoiding paying security guards who were hired to guard state facilities
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@WayneH__
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2 years
I encourage people to do anything that makes them happy or reduces their stress levels even if it’s for a short while. Way too young to be so anxious and stressed out all the time. Not healthy.
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6 years
It's a domesti-. You know what? Never mind.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
U can't mize someone for months and expect them to assume you will work things out. After two days of silence, I'm single. What u think this is?.
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@WayneH__
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10 months
On Twitter.
@SiphumeleleN
Billy Nkabinde
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64k is not a lot of money? 🥹.
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@WayneH__
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5 years
At some point people need to start going to jail.
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@WayneH__
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2 years
You guys didn’t tell me about the part where you try to run away from your own kid for a few minutes to gather yourself. Yeyi! I sit quietly in the furthest corner in the dark. 🌚. ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʷᵗᶠ.
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@WayneH__
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10 months
Not opening your banking app is the key to happiness.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
5 months ago. Time flies ♥️
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@WayneH__
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5 years
I suspect he's going to plead with the nation to stop being so reckless and announce further relaxation.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
"See you at home".
@Milliey__
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“My place or yours?”. Very important la aesthetic🥺🤌🏽.
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@WayneH__
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5 years
They really dance like the wealthy Aunts in the family. The one that never fails to send you a gift for your grad, 21st, or wedding.
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5 years
Women take this turning your back in the bed thing personal hey. 😂.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
Stop interviewing people and wasting their time when you’ve already earmarked the position for someone else.
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@WayneH__
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3 years
Ah yes. The annual school fees statements for parents to post and cry about but really it’s just a display of affordability on their part.
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4 months
Children and hospitals. Forget all the other stuff. That alone will finish you.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
White people with White people.Coloureds with Coloureds.Black people with Black people. YAY RAINBOW NATION! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽. #LoveIslandSA.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
She invited my mom’s out and made her pay.
@_Thaso
Thaso 🫶🏾
4 years
Yo gents, how did you realize that she was not the one? 💀.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
Parks and Beaches closed everywhere except City of Cape Town. Unreal man.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
Ladies are building themselves up. You'd be a fool to think other wise. They're not waiting on you to play Santa Claus. With or without you, shit is moving.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
A clean bill of health. All bills paid. Someone that wakes up everyday and chooses you. Both parents. Supportive friends & family.
@ThtWht10th
Outta Sight, But On Your Mind 🤞🏽
4 years
What is something most people don't realize is a privilege?.
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@WayneH__
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4 years
The less access people have to you the better. Limit that shit.
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