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the best part about SG education system is that it successfully churns out pseudo intellectuals whose approach to every issue is like, 3 supporting arguments & 2 counters + centrist conclusion
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What character in television history suffered the most tragedy? Who had the saddest TV run?
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yeah keep yapping and we'll bring the birth rate down somemore
'Singaporeans need to level up': Companies say flexi-work could push them to hire overseas
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yeah keep yapping and we'll bring the birth rate down somemore
MOM no plans to change minimum annual leave, urges employers to review benefits 'holistically'
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asking the imam what's gonna be the surprise surah tonight
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do ants look at this and think whoa we’re at Clarke Quay now
Under a mushroom cap. Thought everyone would enjoy this.
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selamat hari raya, pada yang Mitski atau yang kaya 🧕🏻☪️
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a great lady once told me, a friend to all is a friend to none
Singapore aligns with its 'friend to all, enemy to none' policy, rejecting protests and urging against displaying political symbols
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idk let's ask StandUpStacey
How do you serve cunt in a way supports public transportation?
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come to Tanjong Pagar at 12pm there’s at least 30 dudes who look like that
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nothing good has ever come out of this Bugis MRT platform ass selfie
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adoi :3 biar betik :3 alahai :3 yok :3 ayuh :3 a'ah :3 e'eh :3
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anyways check this out ... made a stacked begedil tower for no reason
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yeah keep yapping and we'll run this nation's birth rates even lower
5-room flat in Bukit Merah sold for S$1.588 million, joint-most expensive resale HDB in S'pore
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do not know who needs to hear this but life is short so go have sex with that coworker.
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wow if only there was some sort of private transportation option available.... that doesn't require you to drive when you're drunk......
Head of Grab’s fintech arm jailed 12 days, fined for drink driving, crashing into traffic light
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S'porean voyeur, 30, gets jail filming female friends changing & showering, appeals sentence
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MOE teaching pri sch kids about international conflicts during CCE classes:
drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
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they rly wrote this headline thinking we know who Sarah Yasmine is
Sarah Yasmine exposes romantic texts allegedly between Singaporean actor Aliff Aziz and Malaysian actress Ruhainies
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Hawk Tuah recently went viral for her rant regarding the spate of MRT breakdowns in Singapore.
"I just think it's funny how the system reveals itself, almost in time for the impending fare hike later this year and also the incoming elections. Vote wisely folx"
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students trying to look for the diverse views
MOE lessons on Israel-Hamas conflict aim to help students reflect on safeguarding cohesion, respecting diverse views: Chan Chun Sing
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no fuckin shit. like where did u think these 12yo sailing and tennis prodigies come from
About 6% of DSA students come from lower-income families; MOE to review scheme: Chan Chun Sing
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'I didn't know is an offence in Singapore': Man fined for eating cigarette to block NEA's enforcement
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the kid watching their parents argue, on top of having an absent vice-principal
Vice-principal & parent extramarital affair: Woman claiming to be wife says affair lasted more than a year
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as I'm enjoying a cup of hot Milo while it begins to flood in Bukit Timah, I could not help but wonder... could my snuggle weather be someone else's struggle weather?
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M Sofian from his living room, posting a tanah suci post about his wife that he cheated on
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Sabrina warming up at the Tanjong Rhu Promenade Park Connector before her performance tonight
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Zam Zam vs Victory
Major barbershop drama happening in my neighborhood
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just realised Labubu is an actual thing and not like some term of endearment used by sinkies
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complaining abt rich international sch kids while leaving Metro dept store in Paragon... okay
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Ya Kun stans stay winning again I fear
Toast Box S'pore raises prices, kopi peng now S$4.20 at MBS outlet
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"tudung"
377A repeal, tudung, 5-day work week: Changes to S'pore governance after 20 years of PM Lee
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how it feels to sit on the swing set at the park outside Tanjong Pagar MRT tbh
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Tampines keeps producing design bangers like ... we stay winning
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25-30 is such a weird age group. you're forced to flip your first BTO for an easy 150k profit then upgrade to an EC and buy a new car and have two kids and go to Springleaf and order
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somewhere that has no hair oh this Tharman shade iktr
🪩 | Sabrina Carpenter’s ‘Nonsense’ outro today!
“Gardens by the bay i wanna go there,
Then ill take you somewhere that has no hair,
Singapore you’re so perfect its no fair”
#SingaporeTSTheErasTour
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ytd blame women then now backpedal? but ur thumbnail also never update
Rising share of singles is one main reason for Singapore's great baby drought: Report
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this Kampong Glam Cafe dry ass fit
‘Bloke core’ is trending on TikTok. Football top + dad jeans + old trainers
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learning Malay to deliver a rally speech
which is worse: learning japanese for anime or learning german for philosophy
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imagine u had to burn 50k on ur failson to DSA then he turned out to be a racist on Racial Harmony Day -__-
Basketball coach allegedly charged parents S$30,000-S$50,000 to help their kids enter prestigious S'pore schools via DSA
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nowadays the govt can't even use food photos taken by humans anymore. because of woke
Time to bring our mums and mother-figures out for a “mom-umental” celebration! Happy Mothers’ Day!
P.S. We got a taste of AI-generated greetings and now we're craving more. Got any "punderful" greetings for your mums? Share them in the comments below! 😋
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halal tax + east side tax + office area tax + 9% GST + newly renovated foodcourt tax
'Feel like I just got scammed': $17.20 nasi padang at Paya Lebar food court leaves diner with a bad taste.
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then his Taylor tickets how
Iswaran allowed to remain overseas for 16 more days; former minister fell ill while in Australia
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nobody loves taking the lift more than ur 2nd floor neighbours I swear
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just another day at Al-Ameen
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I’ll b honest I don’t know the real difference between Lauv and Lany
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yeah they don't but we all know that- [sounds of SG Airshow grow louder in the background]
Teachers don't impose personal views, advocate for any party in school lessons about Israel-Hamas war: MOE
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this truck still serves Milo the old-fashioned way
Free iced Milo from truck at Decathlon S'pore Lab carpark before Taylor Swift concert on Mar. 3 & 9
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I think I know who spoil market 🤭
MOH to add restrictions on issuing MCs after feedback on doctors giving them excessively
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2 adult sinkies having an affair now suddenly ppl doing discourse abt what constitutes flirting and sexual desirability $:&:/$$/;)/$&/ bo liao nation
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mind you there's a headline about some random ass flat being sold at a record price every other week
Public housing remains affordable and attainable, says HDB, citing international studies
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how about they redesign lorries to be buses next ?
A migrant worker room in Singapore was redesigned to feel like home. Could this be the future for dormitories?
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I'd ask him but it's too late now
How did Chinese guys and southern guys both come up with using the last name Lee
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college is crazy bc SAP sch kids will be 19 years old telling you that you’re their first minority friend
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they met up to commemotherate the Causeslay connection that's gonna serve the 2 cuntries
With PM
@anwaribrahim
in Johor this morning to commemorate the completion of the RTS Link connecting span! – LHL
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100k can nego. no lowballers plz serious only
Sellers can list their flats on HDB Flat Portal from May 13
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we don't need more Peranakans
maybe malaysian malays and chinese singaporeans should make babies and create super racist perasan bagus babies lol
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anyways check this out … for lunch today I made this thing called “halal cuisine”
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“rising violence”
Singapore deeply concerned by rising violence in Israel and Palestinian territories
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do ppl who run across the City Hall MRT platform realise it’s never that serious
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Tan Kin Lian has hired Scooter Braun as his campaign manager, Billboard reports.
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Kampong Glam Cafe
They should make a coffee shop that isnt a safe space for queer people
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sinkies cannot b real like we're living in a fucking alternate dimension
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running out of solutions so just blaming the women now ?
Rising share of women staying single is behind S’pore’s great baby drought
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a nation that systemically pushes families to rely on children as retirement plans, while experiencing one of the lowest birth rates in the world, is actually SO funny to me
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people say we're alike, they say we've got the same hair,
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Why is a former Singapore government official giving credence to the Hamas propaganda numbers?
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the middle class Malay millennial urge to have high tea at TWG
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this is objectively the worst thing I’ve ever seen all week
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TKL this TKL that … what if I wanT KL myself instead
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there are cathedrals everywhere for sinkies with the eyes to see
I always commented to my Singaporeans friends how Singapore MRT stations are literally cathedral-sized.
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makciks who live on the 2nd floor with friendly cats that freely roam the void deck are literally the backbone of SG society
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what water's edge ? I think they really meant to say from the river to the sea 🫶🏽🤙🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
‘Politics must stop at the water’s edge’: PAP, WP agree to call Hamas attacks 'acts of terror' after debate
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Edwin Tong has another chance to do the funniest thing ever
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ohhhhh my god should we throw a party? should we invite NEA officers?
Chantalle Ng is such a clean freak, she made Tasha Low shower before sitting on her bed
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you can tell who doesn't take public transport in this country bc the entire premise of a commute relies on knowing how much the fare costs ....., like it's not a fucking big ask to know how much you have left ... why are we called uptight for wanting to retain this feature LMFAO
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jail his ass longer for selling $30++ lemak cili api pastas
Founder of The Malayan Council eateries handed 29 weeks’ jail, fined for work pass breaches
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so ur telling me he can SimplyGo ?
JUST IN: Iswaran allowed to travel to Australia for around 2 weeks; additional bail set at S$500,000, on top of existing S$800,000
(Photo: CNA/Marcus Mark Ramos)
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u cishets can't do anything
BTO system may have spurred earlier marriages but higher divorce rates: NUS study
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