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@dapperlaughs @latha43413 @themichaelowen I mean, for starters, your question wasn’t which part is racist just which part was “far right”. Gender ideology, London being an unsafe “lost” city and immigration are established far right talking points, the last two specifically about race relations
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@ginnyhogan_ Very this z
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@HairyMcFairy My full name is only one letter off being Patrick Swayze, so of course for the last 30-odd years I’ve heard every possible Dirty Dancing comment 🤦🏻‍♂️ Disappointingly not so many Point Break / Road House jokes though 👎🏼
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@dapperlaughs @latha43413 @themichaelowen This entire part mate, hope that helps
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@BartenderJudgey @PamNotAnderson I mean whomever ended their marriage it certainly wasn’t the party OUTSIDE of it… she could have made all the moves in the world but it would’ve meant fuck all if he wasn’t willing so 🤷🏻‍♂️
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The whole of the UK realising we’ve lost Shannon just to make room for Chloe #LoveIsland
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@BluskyeAllison Your reaction suggests you are concerned with kids being sexualised at a young age, which speaks volumes about how you see LGBTQ+ versus Hetero. If you can’t distinguish being LGBTQ+ from the act of sex, but you can with Heterosexuals, that’s a you problem.
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@rosedommu I need to see their continuity boards, the family trees were INSANE by like season 5
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@THE_Bapman @lilyeIiz Ain’t nobody who makes those films putting this much thought into it 🤣🤣
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The eye roll when he goes in for the hug and she’s insisting they can still be friends 😂 god bless Luke M I hope he finds his queen soon, Natalia you can do one luv #LoveIsland
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@nowthisnews Jesus H I’m whiter than snow and even I knew about ghee 😂😂
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Boy George yet again gets a platform while the man he kidnapped & violently assaulted has yet to even receive an apology. He spent a grand total of 4 months (!) in prison & continues to get work in the spotlight…
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@Iifemoveson @sarahpaulsbean And if they started dating when Sarah Paulson was 17 then maybe that would be a conversation worth happening, but that’s not what’s happening here. Two completely grown adults in similar stage of life started dating, please stop getting your life experience from Tumblr
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Patrick Swayne
7 years
@__Gabbeezy So if somebody said they just “ don’t vibe with black people “ you’d really be okay with that?
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Patrick Swayne
7 months
@savbrads Brothers & Sisters. Five 20-episode seasons of rich West Coast family drama, Sally Field, Calista Flockhart, Rob Lowe, and a pre-Revenge Emily Van Camp. The biggest dramas are about the running of their family winery and secret siblings
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Patrick Swayne
5 years
Everyone reading Plastique for doing a second Asian nail tech character this season, when Silky does the same “Big Girl Who Eats” character in every fucking mini challenge 🙄 #DragRace
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Patrick Swayne
7 years
@ChesterIanDice @ZoeOtaku13 @xChingin @contrachloe And yet, most other countries in the world do not share this problem with the US. They "coincidentally" also all have stricter gun laws 🤔
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@erenfromtarget Once again begging Americans to realise that other countries exist and don’t all work to their timetable 🙄
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Patrick Swayne
4 years
@BluskyeAllison Those very kids you are concerned about likely already know they are LGBTQ+, I certainly did at that age & nearly every gay person I know also felt the same. Denying them a claim to their identity and sexuality just because you’re too caught up on the thought of gay sex is vile
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Patrick Swayne
4 years
Incredible that JBC went into #CanadasDragRace being lusted over by pretty much every gay on the planet, and will end it with the gays firing him into space and never speaking his name again.
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@daisydeja He was on some podcast as a guest and they were talking about his Glee stint and he said that he portrayed every interaction with every character as flirting regardless of gender to try and guarantee they’d bring him back more 😂
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Patrick Swayne
4 years
@virgowineslut @BillGusky @thombodytolove @DrakeGatsby Ever seen an eggplant / aubergine before it’s fully grown?
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@NJSimmondsbooks The classic “everybody’s sexy but nobody’s horny” 21st century Hollywood dilemma
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Patrick Swayne
3 years
#OnlyMurders In The Building is a perfect show. Steve Martin and Martin Short are impeccable and hilarious as always, and Selena Gomez seamlessly fits into the world they’ve created. The mystery is just engrossing enough without overtaking the humour and pitch-perfect characters
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@wtflanksteak Clocked her
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Obviously the best comment on the cut article
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@catherinerusse2 @lambeth_council Sorry you don’t get to live in a lively capital city and then complain said capital city is lively. If you want a peaceful countryside lifestyle go live in the countryside! Plenty of it
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3 years
@godirectly @rhyoats The Whedonification of all social interactions. No emotions just quips
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@SuperMessi10i @girlsonfillm Weekly is better than whatever this shit is Netflix tries!
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3 years
@sarahtun19 I loved Ma mainly because it just refused to give you what you expected at every turn, so damn dark but silly all at once
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@AmberRoseGill The Facebook huns are obsessed with them… they just flat out refuse to see any of the (plentiful) red flags
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6 years
@rachel_friedman @chrissyteigen That’s only 2.5 cloves per piece of chicken. A perfectly valid ratio if you ask me! Maybe even a lowball 🧐
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@Dazed Literally none of us asked for this, Katy and the rapist are straight. We’re all queening out of Charli XCX, Chappell Roan and Kesha thank you very much.
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2 years
I hope the producers just make up the results tonight for maximum damage regardless of the truth. Davide’s heart rate needs to respond to Ekin Su. Gemma for Jacques. Paige for Jay. Tasha’s for Charlie. Just launch bombs left and right #LoveIsland
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@comradeflirty Are you allergic to having a good time with your friends?
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@joshtenet Slightly cheating as it’s originally from the book but…
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#LoveIsland Public: Gets to vote on who goes on a date with the two new guys Producers: Reveal that the two girls with no love interests in the villa “got the most votes” Public:
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@dijonay_d They didn’t pick up cameras until over a year after they filmed the first episode, it’s mental. All those plot lines initiated and then immediately dropped because Hulu waited so long to pick the story up?
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… why did I save this from TikTok last night, how much gin *did* I have??
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Patrick Swayne
2 years
@RiverTamYDN @TrevonDLogan @trumwill The article states that schools would lose their AP Program designation - so not just for the individual courses, they would not be able to have any AP courses for students full stop
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Laura interviewing Kyler: "Casa Amor, you rat bastards, let's dig in." Laura interviewing Milliam: "I'm sooooo sowwy 😳 but we have to talk about Casa Amor, I don't want to bring this up but..." #LoveIsland
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@WhiteDisasterr @JohnDiLillo It’s the “everybody’s sexy but nobody’s horny” dilemma of modern movies.
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@catherinerusse2 @lambeth_council So you admit it’s not a regular occurrence? God forbid people have some fun in the 3 months of summer we get in this country. And I’ve lived in SW London for years in the past and never had a problem with the bustle - it’s part of the fabric of the city! Get a grip luv x
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@dragmetofilth We all know it was a top 3 come on now 😂😂
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3 years
@GeorgePointon_ This is gonna sound white AF but Waitrose do a king prawn and chilli sourdough pizza that’s only like £6 usually but when i see that price tag drop to £5 on sale it goes straight in the basket
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@jasebyjason Clarisse MY GOD she was done so dirty by this show. I think we need a London-specific reboot with her and Tanyel
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@missannabiller @ritavita4 That’s more of a you problem I think
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TAN IS RIGHT YOU AMERICAN BASTARDS #QueerEye #Squirrel
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@NickMDuffy My best friend and I saw Troy in the cinema, and she exclaimed out loud “oh that’s what this is about!” when the horse showed up 💀 now mind you she studied history at university
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@LailaAlarian @AdHaque110 No, there isn’t. Stop being contrarian for the sake of it. There are lots of other people in the same spotlight who have said and done nothing, she is one of the few people who literally have the capacity and experience to do something and she’s doing it.
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@kennedylivi @yunhoebabie But those are not his actions, and he can demonstrate that he actively encouraged people to not do that. You cannot hold him accountable for true crime dickheads frothing themselves up over their latest TikTok gotcha viral moment
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@WongUpdates People been using The CW as a punchline but sorry did they not make some of the most addictive fun programming that also occasionally was actually good? I’m all for low budget high concept with a stack of pretty people and a dream
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@jasebyjason Okay now I’m confused because I pronounce folk, yolk, and woke the same and I thought that was right 😳
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@LouisPeitzman He’s got Victorian orphanage face I can’t explain it
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@HairyMcFairy It’s a quality 80s film! I wouldn’t mind the name jokes if people could be more original.
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@lolasnikki 10 whole episodes… oh sweet summer child. You will not survive what’s coming
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@danielleweisber Gone are the days where you would cast 2 twinks, 2 daytime soap stars and 3 jobbing actors who auditioned well and make it a show, now everyone wants the marquee name/s which almost guarantees they’re never gonna do full seasons due to cost/availability
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The panel on Aftersun yet again selling the production narrative that Kyler aren't genuine, but Millie/Liam are couple goals, despite both Tyler & Liam doing the exact same Casa Amor crimes, and both couples still only being "exclusive" ??? #LoveIsland
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@SaimaFerdows @DannyBlahBlah I am BUGGING 😂 Did she eat it without gravy? Feels perilous to pour hot gravy down there but a dry yorkie is no fun for anyone....
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@Lubchansky Sorry that we don’t all mainline refined sugar from birth by the truckload, I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Hugo and Amy absolutely did NOT need to bring that energy to Aftersun but I am VERY GLAD they did #LoveIsland
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The Untucked director cutting to Maddy Morphosis whenever another queen mentioned “we as queer people” #DragRace
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@LukasMukasPukas Right?! Like these people are saying they have no choice because online sizing is shit so they have to try loads on… you can just not buy online, stores still exist!
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2 years
@BeeBabs “Nor do I seek it” really was the BDE
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The moment Julius realised they were grasping at straws but he was balls-deep in the argument already and couldn’t back down so Miles had to regretfully step in #MadeInChelsea
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Toby coming to the realisation it might not have been Chloe’s fault they were always in the bottom of the public votes after Chloe and Hugo were voted safe #LoveIsland
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@djdubmasterflex @GreatWallNet @wildtiktokss Well yes but by any measurement, a warm glass of OJ is still better than a turd burger and a toilet bowl water smoothie so 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@jusigris @xaylife I just had to go and find out what this was and it’s literally Whitney Cummings briefly describing what a merkin is and then it just cuts to her asking girlie if she’s on dating apps 💀 this podcast is a messsssssss
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@rkylesmith Yes, it didn’t deserve to win and Spotlight is the better film of the two. What’s your point
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Oh Sia is trending, I wonder wh-
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@PlanetofFinks @Lubchansky @MaraWilson When the fuck were you both last in the UK these are both incredibly common food staples. Paul & Prue are just extremely old school in their tastes so anything American (or anything non-Western European) that didn’t really crossover to here until the 90s isn’t common *to them*
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@notgwendalupe So glad this didn’t end up part of it, just not the vibe
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Daisy Ridley really seems to think that she - a white woman born into immense privilege, a well-connected family in the entertainment biz - is “about the same”, life experience/hardship wise, as John Boyega - dark-skinned black man w/ Nigerian parents who grew up in Peckham. I -
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@homeofsexuals Honestly Colton's season had a record number of women self-eliminating IIRC.... I'm not saying they knew, but like... something was going on there...
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@wtflanksteak This whole “it can happen to anyone” perspective… I fear we’re missing a trick here by just asking people to employ an ounce of critical thinking
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@JohnnySobczak When I stopped trying to piece it altogether and just let the film wash over me I had so much more fun this is so real
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@robbysoave @Lexual__ Yeah, sorry, I care very little about a Nazi’s hurt feelings and loss of income. He should just try not being a Nazi.
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@bigbrotherislit AI arena *has* to be a permanent fixture, come on CBS! And whomever cast this season, give them a raise and lock them in!
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I have no interest in Valentina actually winning #AllStars4 but she had better make the final, I am LIVING for this one-woman telenovela she is putting on
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@dragmetofilth Where did I say I didn’t like Ellie? Ru only put 3 queens through to the final challenge (the lip sync for the crown) so it’s a top 3 in my book 🤷🏻‍♂️ argue with the wall
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@Very__Regular Have you considered that “not to my tastes” does not equal “bad” ?
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@partynexthorre What do you mean somehow, a woman just has to breathe in his general direction and man’s got a semi
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@RaxKingIsDead Euron Greyjoy, the show just turned him into a more bloodthirsty version of Jack Sparrow, but in the books he’s more legitimately terrifying and - as of now - at least appears to have more relevance. I have to figure the dragon horn alone will come into play!
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@soviet_hooker @danadonly This describes most of the characters on Gossip Girl as well
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5 years
@peachlordee A 12 year age gap when the younger person is in their 30s is completely fine?? They are both grown and in similar stages of life. This isn’t like a 17 year old getting with a 29 year old
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@jasebyjason The "tomorrow night" yesterday had us gassssssed but why was this just 45 minutes of watching Jacques try one last barrage of emotional manipulation before exiting stage right what did we do to deserve this
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Patrick Swayne
3 years
James/Maeva/Miles… we’re really still doing this huh #MadeInChelsea
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4 years
It’s absolutely disgusting seeing Christmas Dani & Nicole being fully racist/awful on the live feeds/daily updates but none of that footage making it into the regular show. @CBSBigBrother actively pushing the “Angry Black Woman” stereotype at this point. Do better #BigBrother22 !
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@courtney2fab @PopCrave @people Because she’s been in the news a lot about supporting her friend who’s going through a high profile divorce? It’s not rocket science babes x
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@CrimeGirI @RobTemple101 If you have the capacity to cook your own food, then jarlic is never an option
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2 years
I'm hardly Maeva's biggest fan but if I had to it in front of Sam Prince's smug little shitcunt grin I would've launched the whole fucking table at him #MadeInChelsea
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Nadine Dorries is fucking tapped and Ann Widdecombe is about to die live on air. Farcical coverage on Channel 4 so far, I’m hookéd #GeneralElection2024
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@normaltiffany Forgetting one (1) great guy!
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@BeeBabs It still blows my mind that Tony Goldwyn’s immediate family is the literal G in MGM… like he didn’t have to be doing all of that but I’m so glad he did, their chemistry was just off the charts
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