Michael
@platinummolar
Followers
1,028
Following
218
Media
1,418
Statuses
4,761
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
YouTube,YouTube
• 3327522 Tweets
Walz
• 2653561 Tweets
Minnesota
• 1387715 Tweets
Vance
• 748756 Tweets
Alberto
• 262562 Tweets
Drake
• 167165 Tweets
Fabiola
• 139430 Tweets
María Oropeza
• 134771 Tweets
Neeraj
• 129886 Tweets
Cori Bush
• 92892 Tweets
Tampon Tim
• 74570 Tweets
Paiva
• 35760 Tweets
AIPAC
• 34731 Tweets
Sterling
• 26876 Tweets
スキャンダル
• 26166 Tweets
高校野球
• 22796 Tweets
中丸くん
• 21716 Tweets
wooyoung
• 19979 Tweets
O Vasco
• 17251 Tweets
Wesley Bell
• 16833 Tweets
Paradigm
• 16150 Tweets
バナナの日
• 15008 Tweets
内田副総裁
• 10869 Tweets
San Lorenzo
• 10707 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
she said M you gotta post again
I told her "girl don't tempt me"
💎🦷
2
1
59
been following this girl for 45 mins dawg I can't even read 😭
513
2K
66K
women's books are like:
he raped her but it's ok, he was a billionaire and also a vampire 🩷
168
2K
22K
having a tech job while also having a little bit of swag is the greatest identity conflict a young middle class man can experience
23
104
2K
@Onlyrats_
Sure. If this wasn't fake it would certainly be weird.
If it wasn't weird it probably wouldn't be worth a joke about it.
Anything else?
4
1
2K
your mission is to live like a man for 45 minutes (difficulty: EXTREME)
Another day, another table for one.
I’ve gotten really confident eating out alone, but I wasn’t always. As an introvert, I only have a small group of friends and I’m often alone. I enjoy staying in, but I know I’ll never meet anyone if I don’t go out… and since I don’t drink
313
67
3K
7
35
926
my ray peat inspired diet today so far
8:30 flat white and nicotine pouch
10:00 nicotine pouch
10:30 coke zero
11:30 espresso & nicotine pouch
12:30 cigarette & matcha latte
1:15 lamb samosas & coke zero
2:30 nicotine pouch
3:10 kinder chocolate
lesson in there
28
31
809
white people apply to jobs they're overqualified for because they fear hierarchy and being "found out" if they take a risk
an indian guy who has only used a computer to google "white breast" will apply for CTO of your company because he is confident he can always do the needful
14
29
604
notice perhaps how the guy who didn't get her a taxi still fucked her
lesson in there
“One guy couldn't get me a taxi and the other one is flying me home first class so I can go to a concert with my dad”
The “average Joe” that would have had a house, wife and 3 kids in 1970 simply has no chance in the new digital market
2K
168
4K
17
14
539
@roy_londy
haha my original caption was going to be that these women should not be allowed to interact
4
5
471
Alexandra Cooper made millions and got famous running a podcast about being a "bad girl", cheating on men, giving blowjobs, etc
meanwhile in the background she was working towards marriage
I have spoken of this many times
a lot of you are perpetual psyop victims ...
23
39
330
actual nutritionist here, every ingredient listed here is safe and healthy for consumption
Should we praise fake nobles that poison the common man and get away with it?
Make this diagram viral. Boycott Chick Fil A.
12
1
20
37
3
189
@MitchGordon_
you're right dude I'm sure your really hot girlfriend is glad you set me straight
2
0
188
wish I could hear what another gay retard thought about zendaya
12
7
182
one interesting thing about the UK is that for the majority of the population, having a good job scores almost no points with women because 90% of people are basically not aware it's possible to earn over £35,000
4
3
156
you're in a relationship, everything is fine
your girl gets a UTI
asks some other women online about it
they tell her her body is rejecting you
now she doesn't love you anymore
c'est la vie
11
3
144
@symboliclo85913
@zairalaraib
I have a great career and friendships and date women who aren't whores :)
6
0
142
you should feel like shit constantly
every time your body thinks it's about to be nourished it should be pummelled into the ground
gut biome a fucking wreck, receptors fried
heart of a 60 year old diabetic lion
@brutedefarce
speaks of this
1
4
141
@GlitchyyyWorst
@kendricklamar
he should've got me at 11 years old when we were similar sizes
3
0
142
@ReapaTurn
thank you for not lying. I do not understand the social conventions because I have intellectual disability. police tell me there is no right to privacy in public space. I try to obey the law!
1
0
111
when you're 16-18 you reach a fork in the road and you must decide whether you want to be good at your craft or good at pussy
I chose pussy but a few years later I changed my mind and now I'm bad at both
3
3
107
while you nerds were arguing over my tweet I was celebrating my girlfriend's birthday
3
1
101
almost no competition on approaching women IRL if you can handle the pain of rejection, being called a creep, and potentially going to jail
This data is absolutely insane, if true. Basically every category of meeting one's romantic partner is diving toward zero and getting eaten by online.
273
687
4K
8
9
99
this one girls tits are so big I can't close the tab it's been 3 days
2
3
90
everything feels like an expression of superiority when you are inferior ...
He nails it. This is conspicuous leisure as Veblen would put it. It’s an expression of superiority.
96
142
890
6
7
96
i'm the type of nigga to tidy the hotel room myself before I leave and that's why women don't really fuck with me
2
0
94
"be careful about what you post bro, you never know what I might use for race baiting"
5
6
90
if you want pussy in 2024 you just have to go through a humiliation ritual where she makes tiktoks about you and the other guys taking her to the same places and cumming in her but the really cool thing is if you try hardest you'll look best in the videos and get the least pussy
7
5
85
understand that huberman is londy, and huberman types are non-lindy
7
3
85
This is where I tweet from.
2
2
78
man on a mission
no time for sex
conserving every drop
some will say gisele outgrew the marriage
few realise the mission outgrew her
lesson in there
1
3
81
SENSITIVE MAN'S BURDEN
@Souchousama
When you have a job wife and kids it doesn't end either. A sensitive man's burdens never cease.
1
1
35
2
5
70
if you want to go fast, go londy
if you want to go far, go lindy ...
londy can travel halfway around the world before lindy can get its boots on
0
4
32
1
8
71
the 4hl doesn't want you to have a cigarette and matcha latte on top of your car after a nice japanese lunch, and that's exactly why you have to ...
1
0
66
you don't buy an iPhone to impress girls
girls just know android customers are also the types of guy who would tweet shit like this
nature works itself out
POV: You're a married man who wants the best phone and doesn't care about impressing 20-year-old girls.
114
11
766
2
2
63
what status is this bro?
bro did you check what status this is?
I'll do it but only if it's high status.
what do you mean you're not sure?
there's a chance this is low status?
let's just stay home ...
The most unhinged thing I’ve started doing in 2024 is going for morning walks with coffee - but just taking my coffee mug out of the house. Not a travel mug, just a straight up mug.
It’s the most high status and low status thing you could possibly do
126
15
1K
2
1
65
dunno how much longer I can go on
2
3
65
if you are a man and you want more pussy 'self improvement' will not work
you need to burn it all down, lose your job, become slightly malnourished, inhibitions completely eroded, then just firing shots at every woman you could stomach
If a man is single, his path to becoming more datable is ascending: working out, making more money, becoming funnier
Even if a guy is 5’2, if he’s a multimillionaire or funny he can land a hot bitch
For women, you must descend. Lower your expectations, become dumber, make
91
32
776
4
3
64
feels like bs we're supposed to cherish these old guys who never even tried
ex gf grew up dirt poor because her dad never took promotions, "didn't want the responsibility"
I was 19 & out-earning him, cheerful guy but really condemned people around him to decades of stress ...
1
1
54
4HL Honeymoon
Everything feels great at the new job
You start settling in
and then you start getting bed sores
what if the new problems are worse than the old ones?
scary world out there
take care ...
getting a new job literally fixed like 85% of my mental health problems in the span of a week it’s kind of incredible honestly
37
57
3K
5
0
59
the tireless pursuit of 1000 ng/dl testosterone so you can be the most alpha guy at your email job before you go bald and die
0
1
57
the iphone buying experience is that you ask people around you if they like their phone and whether they're functionally retarded or very intelligent they say "yeah it's good"
the android buying experience is reading through 250 page gsm arena arguments between sanjay and ritesh
5
4
55
if SBF just did the fraud, I'd say ok, let's go easy on him.
but he was using your money to do drugs and have sex parties in the bahamas ...
it's personal, when's the last time you went to a sex party?
1
3
56
@NathanRuh
@TateNews_
use that big powerful logic brain to deduce what might happen if you're wrong about no-one else being around you?
3
0
55
@PaulSkallas
one good thing about tech being londy is that a lot of these traditions don't exist, you hire somebody with one of two things in mind, their departure in 2-3 years or their promotion route to keep them around
0
0
52
bro is always talking about WORK but he just has messenger apps up constantly
chatty patty
4
2
52
can't believe you guys didn't think about being funny famous millionaires
1
1
56
I've studied people who became rich for 25 years, across my research I've interviewed all kinds of people, every corner of the earth, every culture, race, religion, and the ONE habit they all have in common is so peculiar, so bizarre, you'd never expect it.
Making money.
3
4
53
she could very easily make these mornings great
get a boyfriend, play some music, have a little coffee ritual, greet her racist group chat ...
I don't have any great solutions, but I think anyone with a heart finds this a bit sad
214
51
896
3
1
48
this is the dream you feel yourself waking up from and try to fight your way back to sleep
2
3
47
too autistic for the club too swagged out for anything else I'm in real nigga purgatory
2
6
50
truthfully you can be any type of guy and get pussy
except for low six figure income with no criminal record
something about this is so unexciting it's pretty much the same as being a eunuch ...
1
2
51
"Post WW2, women's nutrition peaked with optimal protein ratios allowing greater levels of collagen, which in turn decreased breast sagging and allowed for a 30-40 year golden era of torpedo tits, until food industrialisation destroyed everything"
- Dr Richard Wallows
0
3
48
I was at a bar last night and these two late 30s~ women were telling me I was beautiful, and then one of them asked an obese girl nearby if she thought so and she said "he's alright" 😭
3
0
47
I normally call it bambi but me too honestly
@moseskagan
Some of the smartest tech executives I know have drained their accounts for white box.
9
3
177
2
2
49
women have this absolute winner mentality where there is no acceptable negative framing of whatever their current situation is
single? don't need a man
in a relationship? deeply in love
break up? relationship was a prison, free
there is no bind too tough
lesson in there ...
3
1
49
"I care about vitality and genetic superiority"
"cool, how tall are you?"
"I DID VERY WELL IN HIGH SCHOOL"
1
1
48