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@_bictoriaaaa Its the sucking the teeth for me. She did all of that shit.
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@notcapnamerica @TheeEnchanTris She looked so sun-kissed and golden too. Love that for her.
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@_dusty_bawls_ Just cuz you look like this without my glasses on don't mean these hands won't land eventually....
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@notcapnamerica @BrotherNumpsay So many people in jail for lesser versions of obstruction.
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@Southside_Gunn The way she way kicking her legs. LOOOOOL
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@romanaceaddict2 @SixBrownChicks nah...thats a red leather vintage style interior.
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@ImFrom_Paris You really tried to play us didn't you.
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@cuteness0188 @Jody_McFly ...it could all be so simple....
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@hazardvzburner Homies over hoes....
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@D1coochie He said:
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@Minaj_Norcal @mpumelelopn I'm shook so much I had to see the number.
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@Iatinopercy @RManta82 Live footage of me hyping them up & cheering them on:
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@lukewarmburrito @TrudiiBee You after she puts it in lol
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@MrsBoomBoomNYC A Hispanic man tried to lecture me on "Nothing is ever free in America" when I was just stopping by to give him money that my 99 year old company wanted to give him for free." He let my race stand in front of him getting his money. If uppity aint the truth....Lol
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@boyunderboard @gayblackvet Look at the way he holding the clippers. Most definitely one of us.
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@MahaliaSBM @earringdealer I was gonna retweet you, but I made an oath to only address him as Bow Wow. 😂😂😂😂 Also, ( Let ) ( Me ) ( Hold ) (You)
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@notcapnamerica @BrotherNumpsay IMO the most hilarious part is that for some, this topic and tweets are monetized. Lmao
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@TRILLItweets It does look like a map...Arrrr matey.
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@StopItWeirdo @VEINSVEINSVElNS ...ima just follow you both.
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@digitalsxpphic She said ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵒᵏˡᵃʰᵒᵐᵃ.
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@wolfsmoonshine @crow___boy @shayxonline It's sad that you need it to be laid out in baby's blocks that you are the source of the negativity and you missed the point a few tweets ago. I charge $40.00 $4n14.
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@MrsBoomBoomNYC It was funny and ironic. I expected everything else on my bingo card but to be lectured about America when I've been here all my life and come from a family descended from slavery both in Texas and Louisiana.
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@GeorgeFoster72 Isaiah 7:20.
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@shaunking @deray Me waiting for one or more family to come forward to validate....
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@Neuopet98 @krzyhi @writtenbyirene *Pulling myself up off the floor from laughing so I can camp in this thread
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@DlGITALDOLL A costal state charging that amount for seafood is insane to me. Yall let someone charge yall $50.00 each for two of these:🍤 🍤?
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@KevOnStage Everytime Kev shows us his twitter screenshots:
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I ain't shit, so I'm ready to spectate this upcoming sermon at Pastor Wilson's church. So many *speaking in tongues* jokes to be had. #pastorwilson
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@meemahmarzz Wear them backwards and promote good core strength. 😂
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@soulphoodie Doing what you gotta do. I'd still take a plate. Nothing a lil Lawrys and a few pantry spices can't fix. This year was wild.
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@Baddboyhunt812 @TheKitchenista I will accept this gateway to diabeetus.
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@AyeYoAsh @MzRaZpy Yes. Yes I did read that out loud.
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@Deevalcouer @Duggie490 @BabzOnTheMic Adding my cat who'd be willing to stare at her until she feels ashamed.
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@BREETHETRNDSTTR Asians have a historic presence in vending to black communities when white people did not. So when Asians BEEN taking our money & selling us THEIR goods & wares TO THIS DAY, exactly what battle he talmbout when we keeping them rich. Mr. Lee been selling me chopsticks no problem.
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@joshscampbell Didn't know active shooters get the option of formalities and requests. This is wild.
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@KevOnStage This aged hella fast. A Twitter record dawg. 💀💀💀😭😭😭
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@Joannatoch @anniechennai @EvieThats @chris_notcapn The real joke is that you had the audacity to read a tweet with your sunken dead eyes and then fix your prune wrinkled lips to cosign on racism and make an attempt at a half assed apology. And the nerve to be running a Family Law company with a POC on your roster.
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@BREETHETRNDSTTR A BILLION Dollar Industry in black hair care and take a wild guess which people earning that money? I'll help: Its not black people. Yet here yall come being mad at chopsticks that they sold to us.
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@FamilyLawCafe There's literally only 2 active directors with this company according to what I looked up and Joanna is one of the two. Let me guess, Joanna just called off work for a few days no?
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@moneyymaya The violence of this wig shook our community. Unforgivable.
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@ROCAHOV @ahliesof I understand that & I appreciate the effort you made in proving your point. It takes a lot of hard work to be a rapper & make a catalog of his calibur. Let me ask you this though? Do you see that that space between Jay Z's hands? That's how many fucks I give about what you said.
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@ahliesof He gonna forget his lyrics when they perform it live...watch.
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@iLoveLiz_ @Bengy1k I died when I saw the "clap alien cheeks" tweets and signs.
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@seaveystan4ever @_dusty_bawls_ Live footage of me swinging at fuzzy people shaped color:
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@SheedDoIt Don't feel too bad. I used to be called sparky because I blew out my cubicle with a space heater...
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@aspenkatana @bysimonemalcolm ...having the barbers stressed out.
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@juwanthewriter @larrenwong Me personally, as I watch that employee attack, I wanna know who the REAL air terrorist is. Im taking pause to buy a ticket frm United. How do I as a black woman know that I, myself wont be attacked by vested terrorist who couldve escaped by merely riding away on a conveyor belt?
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@PeterWelch Wait. Wut? You're a WHOLE congressman and me a mere citizen of public education....
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@dr_sucia I'll get rid of the pasta bc I can toast & grind the bread back to flour and bootleg me some pasta if desperate.
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@TalibKweli @moneyymaya @1pinkfridayy No, you're lying. I've watched this entire thing unfold. Your followers (MARY) doxxed her, a guy threatened to sexually assault & human traffic her, been getting threats since 7/10 onward, tagged & called out her name all while you've encouraged your followers. Tell the truth.
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@DreArea619 Whew....I had to double check my acct. That direct deposit hit so I'm good. LOL
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@obie_by_obie @Bornakang Add 5 more for the kids sake.
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@KevOnStage They said everything I didn't need to say.
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@moneyymaya Maybe this is proof we in a simulation because...
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@TrueLaurels @WrittenByHanna ....and then show up on a Superbowl commercial with all that in a hot pocket.
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@MulhollandL0ver @nocontextdrumar He would have scammed the whole line:
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@GiftedAsia @FireIce845018 @cthecreahtive ...and most of us don't have our lives and insecurities broadcasted out to the masses.
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@alamanecer You play too much because I just installed my black air force ones and a black durag. I was ready to go to war for your marriage.
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@The_Acumen @SelaPavlushenko Darnella Frazier's GFM is still open if anyone is inclined to donate. She deserves even more. I hope she finds peace.
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@beelze_BUBBLES @bubbaprog I only came to the comments with the expectation that this gif was in here. I was not disappointed.
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@JLBarrow @MatthewACherry It said: "OH you wanna gather? 5...4....3....2...."
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@faiththegemini 1. I'm not gonna eat Gary's cousins.
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@mascdonna @craqmatica Tried my best to be mad at this shit but I ain't gonna hold yall....
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@WorldWarShemII This would have been me missing the entire thing.
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@JawanzaCW @kingbealestreet Cockadoodle doo. Level two.
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@Diddy When you say too serious, was it before or after yall stopped hanging out with each other?
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@nothnghppens Dis mofo right here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@onlychyld Funny AF but 10000% true.
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@HerSelections I was so enamored by her when I was a little girl. I still don't regret.
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@pb_and_garlic @Blankzilla I am envious in a way I've never been before. I'm not even in the industry.
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@Armie_Strong @FeministaJones Like what time did you take to do a simple google search to see how many people legit been talking about it?? If that's love, we dont want it.
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@IvyKungu Omfg. So much wtf happening.
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@TalibKweli @moneyymaya @1pinkfridayy Also for everything tweeted @ you, you rt & say "So youre saying I..." & finish it by twisting the narrative to classic Kweli mode, your powerhouse defense mechanisms: racists, nazis and ados & combined that with tagging Maya.
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@simonefiasco I barely saw the chains to the swing. I thought this kid was taking an L.
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@TheBSimone Was it from a lawyer for you plagiarizing someone else's work in your loose leaf pamphlet?
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Would love for @TheBSimone to STOP taking small content creators’ hardwork and selling it as her own!!! Disgusting. This is not entrepreneurship. This is PLAGIARIZING.
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