TheBSimone
@TheBSimone
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IM ON TOUR #StillStandingComedyTour Get tickets NOW 🙌🏽
Joined April 2010
When my crush watches my story 1 fucking time! Nigga you want me TF 😍 and if you like my picture i know you love me 🤷🏽♀️ ughhhh he’s my boooooyfriend 💦
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2 girls and a dream! “Wanna go half” hell yea i do!!! We got our 14,000 square foot dream building and we will be bringing something new to Atlanta and future cities to come! I can’t wait to go on this journey with you ! Happy birthday momager 🥳😘
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Accidentally having unprotected sex is stressful!you ever recited the NERVOUS BITCH PRAYER 😂#BSimoneComedy #GodisSoGood #StopLyingToGod
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Not the lives ppl want 4u! It has to be in his mindset, that’s what turns me on! I had a 9-5 and I dated a 9-5 guy b/c we were like minded. I elevated now I need my man to elevate w/me! LEARN HOW TO MANIFEST BY GETTING MY BOOK🙏🏽 WE RESTOCKED😉 #ManifestQUEEN link in bio
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I’m not living to please man I’m here to please God at the end of the day i am a CHRISTIAN ! I’m God fearing i have to answer to Him ! I’m going to ask myself WWJD not what would an angry black woman do ! I am angry but i am also trying to be Godly.
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Ahhhhh ahhhh !!!! When yo crush likes one damn picture 😂 your my man . HEY BOYFRIEND 💕#BSimoneComedy but #Facts
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RAW SHIT Freestyle 🔥 .Gloss by B.Simone Beauty 😍.Color - WIFI gloss BOSS UP lip liner .♥️
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Stop worrying about HOW!!! God got the HOW. you just have faith and enjoy the journey ❤️.
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Young bitches love arguing over niggas who ain’t shit . when you mature , it’s easy to be like “girl you can have him “😂 he’s not a husband . .
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If our 1st date is great , superb , phenomenal, sensational, non awkward and fun . guess what ? You're my boooooyfriiiiend !!! 🙃
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When you single and trynna figure out why 🤔 #BSimoneComedy #justjokes #YoureMyBoooyfriend #HELLOOUTTHERE 👀
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God will do exceedingly abundantly beyond all you can ask or think. trust Him and He will direct you’re path ❤️.
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I cant believe i have a fucking building for my business, my product production and warehouse . and one of the best parts. a woman’s co working space 🙏🏽😍.
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I bet you can’t be me 😂 anything you can do i can do better !!! Who did it best me or Vena 🤔😂 freaky Friday 👀 #BSimoneComedy
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Happy REBIRTHday to me ❤️ I’m so happy !!! Thank you for the love 🤍
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I love a man that can let his girl shine when it’s her time ! Real King shit.
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Good morning babies ! God is in control ! Never forget it ❤️.
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Why do you guys text us and not respond to our response? I NEED ANSWERS! It takes us from excitement to irradiation in a matter of seconds 🙄
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When you focus on yourself you grow when you focus on THEM they grow. who are you watering ?.
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Tag your favorite promoter so I can come to your city and #SquareTFUp book me for a hosting 👉🏽thebsimone@gmail.com
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When girls are in love they just really don’t think straight.
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I’m proud of everyone that’s doing SOMETHING towards the greater good! Let’s not complain about what we THINK ppl should do but focus on the person in the mirror! Change starts with YOU ❤️.
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New year same chick 🤦🏽♀️ #BSimoneComedy but #facts #StillDrinking #HaventLostAPound #MissingMyEx #NiggaDetoxDay2
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Do i intimidate men? Cause they act scared af around me. .
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My book sold out again which means we sold 15000 more copies 🙏🏽 thank you God ❤️.
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Fun fact :. I had my 1st orgasm ever in life last month . I’ve been celibate for 10 months…what does that tell you ? 🤔.
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Can y’all see me in a relationship? Today I prayed for my husband ❤️
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I walked past a group of black men when I was coming home into my apartment all I could say was “i love you i value you” they smiled and thanked me! looking at them almost made me cry every time I see a black man from now on I will say that to their face❤️.
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Drake said the 1st million is the hardest part . We past the hard part 🙏🏽💖.
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#BSimoneFreestyle ENJOY 💕 | BEAT : @migos SLIPPERY | TAG 3 FRIENDS !!! What's your favorite line ? 🤔 RT RT RT
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Sorry 😩😘 it was just a bad pic ! U know u cute 👀 in your own way 😊.
😔 whoever this American tart is I just wanna tell u that u have really really hurt me
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When @willsmith personally invites you to host his 51st birthday across the world , how can you say no. Thank you Budapest ❤️ WOW WOW WOW WTF someone pinch me 😢
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“That ain’t yo friend bish she should been told you you need to stop “ It’s true 🤷🏽♀️ #FreestyleFriday #BSimoneFreestyle #WorkinMe #BSimoneToneChallenge
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Happy birthday Will Smith! What do you get someone who has everything 😩 Y’all know i couldn’t leave without giving him something for mom bae Jada❤️
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Guys always want to downplay something! Boi Boi Boi you was in love HUSH!!! #BSimoneComedy
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Why is vena so crazy 😹 my show airs March 10th! Subscribe to watch NOW 👉🏽
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Nigga detox tutorial ! Let me know how it works for you share your testimonies below🙌🏽 Getting over niggas one detox at a time . go girl 👍🏽 GOOD LUCK LADIES 😊#BSimoneComedy #youremyboooyfriend ❗️INGREDIENTS❗️.*LEMON.*LIME.*CUCUMBER.*MINT LEAVES
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Doing your part is more than social media! Doing you part is loving your neighbors, praying for the enemy, calling your blk friends N Checking on them , signing petitions , donating , meditating , looking in the mirror and becoming better. B4 i try to lead let me examine myself!.
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Good morning babies! Push through today . whatever it is . push through ❤️ i love you 😘.
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