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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
8 months
“you appeared in 27 job searches this week” WELL, WHERE ARE THE JOB OFFERS???
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@mpumelelopn
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3 years
Losing relationships with certain people might seem like the worst thing in the world until other people in your life show you just how much you’re loved the way you are. I’ll always be grateful for that.
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@mpumelelopn
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2 years
all the “first Black” accolades are going to biracials and you don’t see anything wrong with that? 💀
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@mpumelelopn
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6 months
haven’t looked at him the same way since i found out he’s also a zionist and signed that letter to biden.
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@mpumelelopn
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8 months
One of the Les Twins has 37 children there’s abandoned????? THIRTY SEVEN???
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@mpumelelopn
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2 years
Stingy men are so creative.
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@mpumelelopn
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2 years
HIV stigma coming from people who don’t get tested regularly is just wild. you haven’t seen the doctor since 2018 but you’re here shaming someone for publicly sharing their HIV status????
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@mpumelelopn
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3 years
The fact that Jub Jub triggered Amanda, who was doing nothing but enjoying her happy life, makes this even more disgusting. He literally forced her to come out and speak out against him.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
Press the like button and see what happens.
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@mpumelelopn
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2 years
Camilla is about to be the queen of England from being a side chick. so if you’re a side, don’t give up, your time might be coming too 🌚🙈
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@mpumelelopn
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2 years
Lmao if my mother doesn’t like my partner, then I know that’s the right partner. I’ve seen the partner she’s chosen for herself and chile…
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
We won’t stop celebrating when abusers die. No matter how many “you have an ugly heart” tweets you send out 🫶🏾
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
I DO NOT enjoy struggling. It DOES NOT build character.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
Falling in love with someone who doesn’t show affection is quite literally the worst thing you could ever do to yourself.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
5 months
if your partner likes something and you don't understand why they like it but it makes them happy, why wouldn't you just get it for them? why should your feelings about it supersede your partner's joy?
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
6 months
next stop, can they prosecute the South Africans who went to Israel to ‘fight’ alongside the IDF?
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@mpumelelopn
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3 years
I HAVEN’T HAD A SUICIDAL THOUGHT IN MONTHS EVEN THOUGH THINGS HAVEN’T REALLY BEEN GOING WELL FOR ME. DO YOU KNOW HOW MAJOR THAT IS???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
A relationship where your partner is your only friend don’t sound healthy to me.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
I still don’t know how a baby is supposed to improve your life when you’re already struggling 💀
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
What do you want us to say?
@manzimalanga
Imina uGovernment!
3 years
Is a R178K salary pm a lot?
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
As my friend, you not telling me that I’m being cheated on while everyone else knows is grounds for a friendship break up.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
22 days
lmfaooo they are going to be mad again 😭✋🏾
@TygersAccess
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22 days
Tyla will be performing at the 2024 BET Awards.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
1 year
so be a slut then if you wanna get chosen that badly.
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@mpumelelopn
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1 year
so you guys are telling me that you can be in love with someone and them be in love with you and you still don’t end up together???
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
I don’t understand this expectation that everyone who dances should be great at it. We are dancing because we are having fun and enjoying ourselves, we’re not on So You Think You Can Dance.
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@mpumelelopn
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3 years
Would paying for someone’s debts be considered a cute birthday gift? 👀 I think I wanna do this for my mother.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
I’m very uneasy about letting my intoxicated friends leave with men from the club. If y’all are in love and there are sparks between y’all, surely it can wait until the next morning when you’re both sober. No?
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
Tyra Banks deserves all the smoke she gets. You can wake me up at 3am in the morning to support the dragging of Tyra Banks and I’ll wake up and gleefully cheer on whoever is dragging her.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
Medical aid is not a scam. Don’t be fooled by Twitter pls.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
I refuse to believe my 20s are the best years of my life.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
21 days
then leave her alone???
@chaedria
No Quarter Will Be Given
22 days
i'm so sorry, but this South African girl is not talented enough for all of this
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
Unemployment is giggling. I’m SCREAMING
@TshepyMo
Pls visit my pinned tweet & DM to place your order
2 years
This😩💔
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@mpumelelopn
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1 year
Kay Yarms is in her own league when it comes to the influencer game. I’ve never seen someone make people want to buy products as much as her just because she mentioned them?? Yho.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
The gag is, even if they release Zuma today, he isn’t going to change your life for the better anyway.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
1 year
Ekasi when you pay with your bank card, they also charge you for their banking fees 😂
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
I love this video so much 🤣😭😭😭
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
yes. we work backwards, you gotta prove you aren’t.
@Neka_L0han
Neka_l0han
2 years
Y’all automatically assume every white persons racist?
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@mpumelelopn
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3 months
I’m both indecisive and impulsive. What a mess of a combination 😭
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
9 months
We aren’t, but the show must go on.
@prettymuchdon
argue with yourself 📵
9 months
a lot is going on! how you guys coping?
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@mpumelelopn
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she can dance for the king of england and we’d still say she sucks at dancing to amapiano music. 🤣
@ThereGoesTonio
PrEPpa Pig 🍉
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She dances with Beyoncé, meanwhile yall online being broke losers 😭 😭 😭
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@mpumelelopn
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6 months
africans are “stealing your jobs and should go back to their countries” but you’re fine with americans living here, not contributing anything to our economy, not paying taxes while also driving up property prices?? lmfaooo south africans are a joke.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
1 month
I’m sorry but a long queue isn’t good enough reason to not vote. Please be fucking serious for a second.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
Waking up everyday and there’s someone who cares to find out how you are, what your plans are for the day and wishes you well for the day ahead is literally unmatched.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
Let’s all make reservations for different days under yt names and then not show up 🌚
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
8 months
i need at least 5 miracles between now and month end.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
Anyway who takes back their gifts after y’all break up is a loser.
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@mpumelelopn
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7 months
Hating WhatsApp stickers is a character flaw.
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@mpumelelopn
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10 months
@Shoun_B It’s getting weird.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
1 month
Fuck you and your ANC.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
I really admire that I can bounce back from anything but wow, I am tired of always having to work through some shit. I’d also like to have it easy sometimes.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
Being excluded by friends in group activities will never not hurt.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
my friends saw my tweet about being alone so they organised a picnic for me 🥹♥️
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Mpumelelopn
1 year
the best part about buying a full chicken from woolies is the chicken mayo that you’re going to make the next day.
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@mpumelelopn
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2 years
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
A 22 year old is not a child. He was given the opportunity to retract his statement quietly and he ignored that. On the day that it became a topic on the TL, he was clowning and making jokes about Bonang but today she’s the one who’s gone too far? Are u jas?
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@mpumelelopn
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1 year
Am I the only one who thinks her verse sucks? Like, it’s not even on beat 💀
@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
1 year
they chewed i’m sorry😭
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3 years
Lmao ever reached that stage of mgowo where you vent to anyyone willing to listen? 💀
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
i-Instagram yendoda mayibe nje
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Mpumelelopn
2 years
If there’s one thing I don’t miss? It’s going through a breakup. That shit will rock you to fuck and back.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
One thing about me? I will delete everything that reminds me of something that’s no longer part of my life. Friendship break ups, romantic break ups, I will delete each and everything.
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3 years
I still don’t understand why we choose our careers at 16/17/18 - you don’t even know yourself then but you’re expected to make such a huge life decision??
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Mpumelelopn
2 years
Bathong? 😭
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2 years
A baby at 23 is teenage pregnancy ✋🏾
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1 year
Man, I just can’t wait to live a life where money is no longer a problem for me.
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3 years
Recording me drunk and in a vulnerable moment and sharing it on social media is grounds for a friendship breakup.
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Mpumelelopn
3 years
Sex education (not the tv show) is desperately needed in South African schools.
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2 years
Mihlali isn’t going anywhere, she didn’t lose her street cred. y’all just want that to be true because you’re always looking to humble people who are behind your reach.
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@mpumelelopn
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3 years
It’s misogyny that has you questioning whether Doja Cat is a rapper or not but you know exactly what Drake is.
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Mpumelelopn
3 years
Sometimes we give people a lot of free passes because we like them as individuals and not necessarily because they’ve been good to us. Then one day you get sober and realise that there’s actually nothing good for you there and you were selling yourself short.
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3 years
your parents not wanting to meet your partners unless y’all are getting married is weird as hell and i hope you guys realise that.
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@mpumelelopn
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6 months
by the time this year ends, i’ll finally have a degree. 11 years after leaving hs 😭😭😭 lmaooo i’m so excited. literally nothing and no one can take this away from me.
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@mpumelelopn
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9 months
Not attending your son’s funeral just so you can go and play a rugby match is mad business.
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3 years
Dr Musa’s love for his wife has y’all PRESSED.
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2 years
people know when they are mistreating you.
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2 years
Tall girls are so hot.
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Mpumelelopn
1 month
What’s funny is that you aren’t the only one, even the ones who voted for them read it for the first time today 😭✋🏾
@_uMfanakagogo
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I’ve just read the MK manifesto for the first time . We are so finished as a country 💀💀💀
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2 years
You see a man being unkind to someone he used to love and had a relationship with, you go and date that man and you think he’ll be any different to you?
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Mpumelelopn
3 years
tax payer’s money in south africa is working for everyone besides the poor
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
Yes 🙈
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@voni_babyy
Rivoningo 💕
2 years
Did you guys go and see the Clermont Twins at Rockets?
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3 years
Hear me out
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1 year
I’m gonna need the career girls to stop marrying down. PLEASE.
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Mpumelelopn
7 months
they could never make me hate 30 seconds. winning or losing, i’m just happy we’re all participating in the same activity and having fun, together.
@Chris_JNdonga
A Champagne Problem
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Do you guys hate playing 30 Seconds that much 💀?
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Mpumelelopn
2 years
I hope you meet someone who won’t make you feel bad for asking for a KFC meal.
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2 years
Cheating on your partner is so wild. Jeopardising everything with the person you love just for a thrill for a few moments 💀
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2 years
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Mpumelelopn
1 year
one thing about lori harvey? she’ll date a fine ass black man. whew 😮‍💨
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
I think y’all forget that with Bonang, it’s not even about getting that amount, it’s about making a point to everyone watching that they should watch what they say when they involve her name in it.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
3 years
my partner’s friends aren’t my friends, sure. but they sure as hell have to be nice and civil with me while i’m with their friend.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
I’m screaming at both the husbands being yt and the wives being black 😭
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Mpumelelopn
3 years
Gifting your partner seems like a lot of fun. Listening to them talk about things they enjoy and then getting those things for them >>>
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Mpumelelopn
1 year
Yeah, K*m hasn’t had a good look since she left that man 💀
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3 years
Complaining about being single while doing nothing to change it >>>
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Mpumelelopn
3 years
anyway chile, be nice to the people your family members are dating. don’t be that loser who’s overprotective of their old siblings over nothing like you wanna fuck them too.
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Mpumelelopn
2 years
Christina baby? 🤣
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Mpumelelopn
1 year
Being a cheap skate is a massive deal breaker for me. I’m sorry.
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
There’s no point in acting crazy if you aren’t going to leave him. Save your energy, because you’re going to need it for all the other times he’s going to cheat on you again.
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2 years
The worst kind of disrespect is the one where you can clearly see that people can act right but they only reserve that for other people they deem worthy of respect. When it’s you, they just want to walk all over you.
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3 years
Date night namajita 👬🏾
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@mpumelelopn
Mpumelelopn
2 years
Getting my driver’s license this year. No matter what.
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@mpumelelopn
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7 months
Blaming struggling South Africans for the systematic failure of NSFAS and not the government is one of the reasons why we’re in the mess we’re in right now.
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