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@Neka_L0han
Neka_l0han
3 years
I gave a homeless man my burger after my lunch break earlier and said “i didn’t touch it” so he says “I wish you woulda, it’ll taste better” i blushed mad hard at which point i decided ima bring him breakfast in the morning….and as i type this i realize my bar is very low lmaooo
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@Neka_L0han
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6 years
I’m no d*ck sucking expert but she would’ve been better off just jerking it RT @NaughtyByNatur_ : Oh my RT @coolkidhaitian : She got hacked ‼️ @Teairra_Mari #teairramari #TMZ
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@Neka_L0han
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2 years
Y’all automatically assume every white persons racist?
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@Neka_L0han
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3 years
The point was how something so small (from someone who can do nothing for me) could fluster me enough for me to want to make their day again. I’m not going to make a love story out of a homeless man (or any of the 100+ other bums in my DM’s). 🙁
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@Neka_L0han
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3 years
@MixOMadness @rozee__ Precisely lol. People going WAY to deep 🥴
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3 years
@GracieR02191947 @ReignSelah @HarlemBKChina The bar is low because all it took was a compliment to make me wanna make him (A MAN) smile again. Jesus f*cking Christ, Gracie.
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@Neka_L0han
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2 years
“I’m not coming back out” weather
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@Neka_L0han
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2 years
Supreme Court overturns New York’s law on carrying concealed weapons. This means as long as your weapon is hidden, you can carry it on your person. On the train, bus-even churches. In New York.
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@Neka_L0han
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3 years
This is the most NY sh*t everrrrrrr
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@Neka_L0han
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8 years
Battery could be on 100%, as soon as u open snapchat it's at 12 %
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@Neka_L0han
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1 year
If you black and had to work today, that’s racist.
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@Neka_L0han
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3 years
Lmaooooooooo RT @_2Trillz_ : 😂😂😭 RT @LORDY_BAR : Your man a bird he went on a job interview and the employer said OK SHABLIM RAKEEM NELSON WHAT CAN YOU BRING TO THIS COMPANY? and he said I CAN BRING MY COUSIN MEL HE BEEN OUT OF WORK HE GOOD PEOPLE Lol
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@Neka_L0han
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2 years
The Dream was really mimicking the way a woman moans in a falsetto
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@Neka_L0han
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6 months
Everything’s becoming more expensive while the quality of nothing is advancing
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@Neka_L0han
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6 years
I’m gon’ look so good in this RT @atiralyons : Everybody thinks I just make durags. I just had to remind them what’s coming this summer. 🤪😎
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@Neka_L0han
Neka_l0han
2 years
a Black Panther ran down on me asking can I commit 7 hours a week to being apart (they’re back apparently). And i was to p*ssy to tell him i didn’t wanna be. He told me i had to quit my job though because I “can’t serve two masters”. I told him I’ma quit tmrw.
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@Neka_L0han
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1 year
Keep posting and bragging about achieving everything you said you would. Because you got people like me watching, like sh*t lemme go do what I be saying I wanna do too.
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@Neka_L0han
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4 years
Cops defend each other tooth and nail no matter how heinous the action. & im on the same timing about defending my people. Idgaf WHAT they’re doing-it’s for the greater cause so I’m rocking with and justifying all their methods to get there! and F*CK YOU if you’re not.
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@Neka_L0han
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5 years
There’s two kinds of people in this world, people from Brooklyn. And people who WISH they were from Brooklyn
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@Neka_L0han
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1 year
Kids ain’t getting sent Down South to be with family when they act up no more. That’s why these little n*ggas so damn reckless.
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@Neka_L0han
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1 year
Tik-Tok is the reason New York is losing its swag because when did standing in line for an hour for any f*cking restaurant became a “cultural experience”?! Real NY’ers not standing in line for no damn food that long like let’s be deadass
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@Neka_L0han
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10 years
I know people that hate me-talk sh*t, see me and STILL show respect...
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@Neka_L0han
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5 years
The biggest lesson I’ve learned as an adult is-if you need a break-take one! Be it from work, relationships or even society.
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@Neka_L0han
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3 years
You ok?
@MoneykingkevoLL
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3 years
@Neka_L0han Wow its crazy how some people judging him because hes homeless do you know why hes homeless ? No so dont judge him i seen people become homeless all because they family members took they life savings out the bank behind they back...he could actually be a good guy
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@Neka_L0han
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3 years
I’m not gon lie, this would’ve helped. RT @kyylareneee :
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@Neka_L0han
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3 years
Yoooo lmaooooo I’m telling ya! 😭
@infamous_piper
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3 years
@Neka_L0han These niggas that eat don’t compliment you the same , take him breakfast and take a bite out lol!
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@Neka_L0han
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6 years
Charlemagne said “if i know my Haitians, donald trump will be sick by Tuesday” 😭
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@Neka_L0han
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3 years
Lmaooooo yo ARE YALL OKAY?!
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@Neka_L0han
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3 years
It’s the skinnnnn RT @imabihh : I need to recreate this 🤎
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@Neka_L0han
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3 years
Lot of face cards declining but y’all body’s be nice
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@Neka_L0han
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2 years
Jennifer Hudson said “Saturday she called here 26 times” and this n*gga Neyo gon’ say “oh, you counted?” 😑
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@Neka_L0han
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2 years
Like no matter how we try to twist it, this entire planet is jokey. There’s no way we are not a sitcom for the extraterrestrials.
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@Neka_L0han
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3 years
I’m impressed. RT @k2boyaf : He didn’t missed a single beat
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@Neka_L0han
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3 years
@passmodollas This was yesterday. I actually bought him some breakfast today lol. Scroll down my TL.
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@Neka_L0han
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9 years
B*tches be like "'my 'act like I never met u' game so strong". N*ggas don't ever be caring.
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@Neka_L0han
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3 years
I met this girl tonight. I was lost and she gave me directions and walked me to my destination-and we kicked it the whole time and i did not get her contact info. I’m sad 😫
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@Neka_L0han
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6 years
When they play the version of “Put it on me” without Lil’ Mo so you gotta fill in for her 🤦🏾‍♀️
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@Neka_L0han
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2 years
We don’t post locations!!!!! And if we do we’re already gone, thought this was common law.
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@Neka_L0han
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3 years
Even when she talking sh*t lmao love her RT @DORA_MAAAR : I love Dreamdoll she’s so bubbly lol
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@Neka_L0han
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2 years
I think DNA tests should be done at birth automatically
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@Neka_L0han
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1 year
If you believe that everybody cheats or no one commits then you’ll keep attracting that. We’re grown, the theory is stupid.
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@Neka_L0han
Neka_l0han
7 years
I've outgrown people. People have outgrown me. It's life.
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@Neka_L0han
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6 years
@Happyface_tamz lmfaoooooooo
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@Neka_L0han
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2 years
It’s us having to go about our days like the world is f*cking normal.
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@Neka_L0han
Neka_l0han
9 months
It’s never to late* to do anything you want to do….except rap. Y’all n*ggas pack it up
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@Neka_L0han
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1 year
Yo back in the day the train rides home from the party used to be the best part of the night
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@Neka_L0han
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3 years
Yeah i think it’s odd that people are trolling with the “now everyone’s X fans” because i thought EVERYONE was a DMX fan. The appreciation he’s getting isn’t strange to me. Those confused by it are.
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@Neka_L0han
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@Neka_L0han
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8 years
Listen, y'all are not thick y'all are f*cking fat okay
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@Neka_L0han
Neka_l0han
9 months
That’s it, I’m getting pregnant.
@LiViBADD88
livibabyy
9 months
took my baby to see Times Square.. love creating memories, a lifetime of seeing the world with you. 🤞🏾🥰😍🍎🗽
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