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lurking until my time comes
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I am unwilling to give up my good health insurance to have shittier universal healthcare.
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You see this shit and wonder if these people are fucking retarded. Most people in America do not have someone mow their lawn or clean their house.
Americans are about to learn how to.-maintain their own lawns.-clean their own house.-make home repairs themselves.-grow a home garden. Everyone nostalgic for the 1950s might not realize what that actually entails.
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I don't actually think daycare and school exposure is good for the immune system. I don't think being constantly sick is good.
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Still in awe of rokos low muscularity. 109lbs of lean mass on nearly 300lbs body weight. Like damn.
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@evergreenvic Yeah my family is more important than everyone else. Medicare sucks I don't want it. That's what people advocate for in the US.
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Sorry, you can't convince me to give up my family plan that I don't pay premiums on.
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Baby boy was measured today.99th percentile in length, 35th in weight 😂.
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Okay, the tweet that got my other account in jail for a week!. I would have been pissed if when my mom was diagnosed with stage 3 lung cancer the doctors instead, insisted on euthanasia instead of trying an experimental treatment. She got to live another 5 years!.
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How many muscle mommies or jacked women have you seen irl?. I've seen some at powerlifitng/bodybuilding gyms where the clientele are very dedicated. So I've seen competitors. I rarely see one in the wild.
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Most of the advise here only works when there isn't a baby. The hard part with multiple toddlers or under is the mobile baby who wants to be as mobile as possible 24/7. Im stunned in the store at how many babies and toddlers are cool to sit during shopping.
the only thing I've figured out about passing the time with little kids when you've got them under your care all day is to become extremely inefficient . grocery shopping? yeah we're going every day for like two things. chores? look baby I'm gonna put away two dishes.
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I dislike the "parenting is impossible and awful" takes, but I also hate "parenting is ridiculously easy how could you ever complain/say something isn't easy". It's obviously in between. If it was impossible the species would have died out. If it were easy we wouldn't. .
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Wow, bro, missed your lift target? Have you considered MAID?.
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We're about to watch the women on this app go full "i love pen pals in jail".
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I always say, go to college to do what you love and you'll never eat a day in your life.
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I do have to say, cooking your own food >>>>> buying pre-made/canned from the store, or any casual or fast food dining. Have pre made things gone downhill? Like canned soup tastes like crap. I feel like chain restaurants have really gone downhill.
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People act like Medicare doesn't deny claims all the time 😂.
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I have never done this. There are dozens of us.
idk who needs to hear this but shes holding back the Whole Truth. the Whole Truth is that women talk with each other about the sex they have so explicitly and directly that the modal Locker Room Talker would be left speechless and aghast if he heard it. and women name names.
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The 9 month old made it up all the stairs today. The toddler showed him how.
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The gay rw trad accounts will be like, your lady shouldn't touch a weight! What? Why do you want her to be able to pick up the 3 year old?.
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One reason to be consistent in your workouts and not get fuckarounditis is because maintenance is pretty easy once you reach a certain point. 2 pregnancies and I can gain back almost everything lifting and running wise. Not quite at %100 where I left off, but . I.
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I plan on lifting enough children to one day be as jacked as a man.
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How many untold souls are walking around with DOMs right now.
Did you know i workout hard enough most days of the week that I'm also sore in some muscle group basically everyday of the week. First few days it's my legs, then the next few it's my chest and shoulders, then it's my posterior chain.
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Would anyone think sending your kid to eat off of a hospital floor was good for their immune system? . Should we have kept the cholera water?.
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Beginning to consider progressivism is a slope finding algorithm.
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@_its_not_real_ It is definitely foreign entities getting in to sabotage. Idk how to really fix the problem other than no drugs. It if ever shows up in legitimate prescriptions that are unrelated, we're fucked.
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Did you know i workout hard enough most days of the week that I'm also sore in some muscle group basically everyday of the week. First few days it's my legs, then the next few it's my chest and shoulders, then it's my posterior chain.
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My children hate sitting still, from birth onward 😂. Baby is in current phase of must mive but be held by mommy only mommy.
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@eigenrobot "Follow into their adult lives". They are adults. I'm tired of treating people in college as children. They are legal adults.
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What kind of snake is this?. I saw it on my run yesterday morning
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Now I'm wondering, how many alcoholics do people know? I've known a few through life. Girl 1 - 2 bottles of wine every night.Girl 2- 1 bottle of wine every night and fun on weekends. She doesn't drink anymore.Bf dad - 24 pack of beer, everyday. My own dad had a problem. .
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@TankDerek Well i feel like that's what people on Twitter talk about. But yeah there are a bunch of different combinations.
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Now little baby smiles when he sees his big sister🥰.
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Raw dogging the sun by nit wearing sunscreen or sun glasses.
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Making beef burgundy for dinner tomorrow. The cost per serving comes to $3.60 dollars and about 30 minutes of my time (slow cooker). Beef broth $1.32.Wine 3.99.Mushrooms 1.74.Onion 1.39.Carrots .25.Meat 11.29 (1.7 lbs lean stew meat pre cut).Potato 1.29. Maybe .10 for seasoning.
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Buying a giant silencer for my guns so Twitter users think I'm a professional.
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@Duderichy Why would he let an inferior person (him) raise them? It is more than just genetics.
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Okay so what the hell is the UK doing. I just looked up my level in levels dot fyi, and they are making less than half what I make. But all the other European countries are making at least half and Switzerland is making the same as the US. Hyderabad senior engineer . .
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The online trad dudes are just as gross as the women treating a husband like a paycheck.
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Not bad
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.@orthonormalist we can finally get the gray couch upstairs.
We JUST solved a hard open math problem— the moving sofa problem!. "What is the area of the largest shape that can be manuevered through an L corner of width 1?". On Dec 2, 2024, Korean Jineon Baek proved the answer is the 18 curve section Gerver's sofa with area 2.2195. !
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@seconds_0 That ratio seems more normal for a fat man under the age of 80!. 109. can he walk?. Losing it makes sense, when you lose weight you will lose some muscle.
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If this were true they'd ask if you have a swimming pool since drownings are the top cause of death for kids under 4. I've never been asked about a swimming pool.
@FiatFood This isn’t being done to identify and round up gun owners. The intent is to ask safety related questions such as “do you wear a bike helmet?” And “does your baby have a car seat?”.
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I think the last year was a slog for her, but she did get some years of time back. Canada seems to have the worst and most permissive law on this
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Having state authorized euthanasia for people without a terminal illness, and i really mean there is only palliative care for the next few months, is Bad. It says loud and clear that society feels you should just end it when life isn't going well. I don't believe . .
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@tallsnail I think I'll be just as nervous for number 3. My framing is i must walk through the fire to get the ultimate goal. The shock of giving birth unmedicated was so shocking to me once it over i couldn't even think about what had just occurred.
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Have a fertility crisis, even with bc it would still be the default thing to do.
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Read one thread once where a lady wanted to abort because the baby had short femurs on the ultrasound. Didn't want any extra tests, just went straight to abort and no one could convince her otherwise. Unless something seems completely missing 1 ultrasound is sorta crappy.
*opens reddit*. *sees comment encouraging newly pregnant 20-year-old to abort her wanted pregnancy so she can afford surgery for her cat and give it more attention*. *closes reddit*.
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It's been 1 year since my ouranometrian account was permanently banned
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Do you retain what you read or what you heard at 2.5 speed better?. Part of the reason I read slow is because of i do speed read i don't retain it all. Why bother if I won't remember and I can easily fix that.
Audiobooks definitely do not count as reading.
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Okay, but why does the pediatrician say so cows milk before a year old? I mean, I didn't follow this advice with the first kid and I don't with the second. But neither has an allergy or sensitivity to cow milk and as babies they didn't have much, just in food like. .
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I've decided my actual stance. No pitbull Ownership unless above 130 on an iq test, a bmi under 30 and treat it like pedo rules. Can't live near a place where kids congregate.
@Duderichy You angered the prostitutes, I angered the pitbull lovers. I bet there is some overlap here.
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I've just discovered there is a new bass pro 13 minutes from the house. Taking the kids to go see the fish tank!.
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Anesthesia would be cheaper if there wasn't a cartel limiting the number of anesthesiologists.
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Lots of baby smirks and smiles today. Starting to get sounds that aren't just grumbles.
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Okay would you bang it.
Speechless 😶 levels of weirdness previously inaccessible to humanity outside anime .
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The Bob Evans stuff is really expensive. So it's funny, when we think our grocery bill is too high we just figure cutting out pre-made stuff makes it cheaper. I don't understand why other people don't think this way? Like, fritos as a snack is more expensive than a banana.
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Today the 3 year old climbed me like I was a tree.
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Me and ortho
how gay are you? check now. quote ur results so i can see em.
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It was a word well used in my physics department, teachers and students.
I feel like I went from age 18 to age 33 without seeing people use the R-word and suddenly it’s everywhere? What happened???.
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I you never have a baby in your car, you're probably arriving to the hospital too early.
If you never miss any of your children's births you're probably arriving to the hospital too early.
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@webdevMason It gets increasingly annoying when you add more people. Yeah, it's easy to do your own. Just like it's easy to make all your own meals by yourself. Zeno's laundry. 1 is easy, 2 is easy, 3 is easy 4 is easy. when is it hard? 100? Just throw it in! 1000?.
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Haha, how much time do y'all spend thing about the past and how it's gone and you can't go back and how you interact with people now and the mistakes you make and how it will leave a lasting memory on them and about all the animals you've had as pets and how their gone and. .
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The claim on surveys is it's 14% of men over their lifetime in the US. And of course you have a small percent who are heavy users.
I gotta agree with Aella on this one, as someone who regularly interviews people about their sex lives, guys who see escorts are not particularly rare and you're fooling yourself if you think they are. I'll go a step further and say it's not unlikely you've dated someone who has.
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No there are no second order effects, I'm only lobbying for the good outcomes.
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I cant believe we're about to watch health stances completely flip from left to right. People really have no conviction. Its just what does the group I wish to be part of believe? What do the outsiders think.
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My husband got the ick because aam delivered me when I was born and now another man has seen me naked.
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If this account starts taking off maybe I should hit the eject button the other. Really flame out. hmmmm.
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Hey, qq, what's it like being low agency? Looks sorta unhappy from the outside.
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Thinking about locking this account when my other one is not suspended. This can be my circle.
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Making turkey broth out of the backbone from Thanksgiving dinner.
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Im actually surprised covid was the first large scale lab leak.
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In suffering for suffering sake, but i don't think life always needs to be comfortable. People need to face the reality life isn't comfortable.
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People who think you have to pay another mortgage payment for daycare for Socializing are retard pilled.
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@goblinodds Find a cow and start sucking. Okay from my reading, say you own your own cow. You can drink raw milk if you clean all the equipment like you're supposed to. The main issue is people are nasty and don't clean.
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Mail-in voting, so you can bully your family members in private on who to vote for.
I 100% believe that married men are more likely to vote Blue in states with mail-in ballots, because a non-negligible portion of their harridan wives review their votes.
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I can't stop hacking up a lung. Should I lift today, or try again tomorrow? I ran this am, but it was very hard to breath. Feels like the day after a night of drinking and smoking. Iykyk.
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I also feel like this is a case where people tried to take the illegible and make it legible and it's blown up in their face.
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I'd like to point out, it was when my mom was under medicare that I had to pay 1000 a month for her medications. Didn't have that issue when she had private insurance. Crazy.
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I don't get it. What's up with fashion now a days where you just wear a fucking bag. Doesn't it remind ypu of another silly time?
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Yeah. Exactly.
The real reason my husband and I aren’t fat is because we don’t buy any snack food. I do however walk around the kitchen opening cabinets and the fridge about 5 times hoping that maybe there is a secret snack that I forgot about or that one will magically appear. And then I just.
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When I see stuff like this I'm always amazed because my lazy ass would refuse to even write that much. I rather spend some extra brain cycles on figuring out a way to write less. Seems boring to write a shitload of if statements.
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Anyone else feel like they are staring at man made horrors when you consider people who dont have a belief in an afterlife and disregard the value of having life are a venn diagram with a strong overlap.
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