Alan Driscoll
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The Womb's new single 'Helpless' is out now for free at or at (pay what you feel). Includes the original 2010 demo on the b-side.
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Thread of resurrected mockeries of JK Rowling's 'Troubled Blood' crime thriller novel for grown-ups.
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I have changed less of the dialogue than you would sensibly assume.
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@jk_rowling
@Sochli1987
@Stopphoningme
@helenstaniland
You retweet people who doctor videos of trans women to make revenge porn (
@WomenReadWomen
) & compare trans people to "maggots" who are worse than AIDS (
@Jebadoo2
) & many others who incite violence by spreading propaganda about trans people being child abusers.
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I told you I've only been stalking Graham Linehan since 2020.
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Going for that niche audience of people equally familiar with the text itself, Stewart Lee's Dan Brown routine, and
@barneyfarmer
's George Bestial comic strip, a number reflected in the amount of likes received.
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Hang out with some of the trans teens whose murders you're bantering about. You'll have red clothes soon enough.
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@jk_rowling
@Sochli1987
@Stopphoningme
@helenstaniland
@WomenReadWomen
@Jebadoo2
So why don't we start with the right not to be made unsafe by grotesque propaganda spread by disgusting, fraudulent abusers?
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(In case any JK Rowling fans don't get the reference, it's from a book.)
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1994: Minnie Driver plays a trans woman on Alan Partridge where the joke is on Alan's transphobia.
2004: Nadia wins Big Brother.
2014: In 'The Cissy', South Park concludes terfs should have separate bathrooms "away from normal people who don't care".
2024...
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Joanna Cherry's got a fucking cheek signing this, given she relentlessly ignored me asking about her client Marion Millar's obscene Islamophobic diatribes, even if she did quietly delete one of them shortly before her court date arrived and she wheeshted completely.
As a tiny amount of gender criticals belatedly realise they've been swept up in a far-right movement it's interesting to see which of the original JK Lunchers conspicuously 𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻'𝘁 denouncing the racists and Islamophobes amongst them.
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@KatyMontgomerie
As opposed to based sex rules, the premise of which is fairly self-explanatory.
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Under no circumstances must people be allowed to finally enjoy the things they would have been shamed for growing up for not being gender appropriate.
This sums up the Gender Critical. Conformist and enforcers of social conservatism. Critical of individuality.
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“British Thought Leaders”. (This is genuine, btw) . Please, put another record on zzz 😴
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Former comedian
@rickygervais
liked and boosted posts from this account then blocked me when I said that doing so was fuelling the suicidal ideation of someone I was attempting to counsel at the time. Likes are private now, though, so fill your boots I guess. Just jokes, innit?
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@SoozUK
Anytime terfs try to appropriate "leave those kids alone," just remind them where Roger Waters stands on the issue.
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@unherd
@OldRoberts953
What a load of "Here's what I reckon" horseshit. There's no Ted musical because Graham is an abusive alcoholic and walking lawsuit who regularly defames people as pedophiles. Hat Trick don't want to work with him, and he wont let them do it without him.
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Note to billionaires addressing hate conferences via video feed from a six-storey yacht staffed by ghost pirates: This was supposed to be satirical, not some kind of blueprint.
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Opium Tea is back with a vengeance, a new design, and a limited supply of new jokes. Spread the word, and get your fix of anti-terf tomfoolery at .
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Will terfs ever realise that judgements tend to involve very thorough and specific rulings on particular laws and bylaws, rather than serve as the climax of a courtroom drama in which they are the main character whose brave stand against an ideology is the dramatic arc?
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This is why I will always stand up to bullies, even if it means suffering the indignity of some people thinking I'm the stalker of the person responsible for The IT Crowd.
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Joanna Cherry's got a fucking cheek signing this, given she relentlessly ignored me asking about her client Marion Millar's obscene Islamophobic diatribes, even if she did quietly delete one of them shortly before her court date arrived and she wheeshted completely.
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Just a celebrity with half a million followers continuing to defame me because I called out his abusive behaviour years ago.
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In December 2020, Melbourne writer, DJ and trans woman Bridget Flack was found to have died by suicide after being missing for weeks. Shortly after, Glinner was mocking trans suicide rates with Friends gifs from his ban evading sock account.
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Opium Tea is back with a vengeance, a new design, and a limited supply of new jokes. Spread the word, and get your fix of anti-terf tomfoolery at .
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@RachelRanson7
@adamfare1996
@mimmymum
Like all propaganda - start with your conclusion, then seek evidence to confirm what you've already decided is true.
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@benryanwriter
Since I documented the abusive sock accounts used by Graham Linehan between Twitter bans 2000-2022, he incited mass reporting to ban me, wrote to my employer, police threats, fabricated stories about stalking him since 2006(!). His efforts to silence his critics are relentless.
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Terfs are bad at sexting.
@marycatedelvey
What is a woman. A being that can hold a man's organ inside her body providing a channel for sperm to fertilize an egg or fall away with her next cleanse.
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‘Giggle’ founder Sall Grover under fire as members’ skull measurements leaked in security breach.
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For the love of god.
"REFRAMING TRAUMA" IS LITERALLY HOW YOU TREAT PTSD.
It's what you're supposed to do, and what treating practitioners are supposed to help you learn to do, as anyone with interest in the subject beyond a point-scoring social media word game could tell you.
Mridul Wadhwa is gone from Edinburgh Rape Crisis. He should have been fired the moment he said that survivors who wanted a female-only space were bigots who should 'reframe their trauma'.
Those who appointed, enabled and protected Wadhwa remain in post.
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Thread: A series of images appeared in The Daily Mail and The New York Post a year ago, purporting to show a protestor displaying a swastika on his phone. The images don't immediately look like obvious fakes.
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@unherd
@OldRoberts953
As for satirising gender issues, there's literally nothing stopping anyone from doing it. Always Sunny, South Park and Curb all managed perfectly well. But a quick glance at Twitter shows that terfs are the least funny people on the planet.
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@terfipedia
@unherd
@OldRoberts953
See, you can absolutely satirise gender issues with dark humour... Oh wait, you meant in a way that specifically echoes the opinions of you interchangeable Critic/Spectator/Spiked/Unherd propaganda-spewing Tufton Street cunts. Sorry, there's no way to make those funny.
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@TheCullObsidian
@barneyfarmer
Worth noting that when you find yourself broke enough to be answering online surveys for grocery money, many of them are for betting company ads, asking you how well their latest matey bantfest succeeded in emotionally manipulating you.
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@SloaneFragment
Boosts appreciated:
Once again wondering why such outspoken opponents of pedophilia like Graham Linehan and Reduxx worked so hard to cover up Graham's connection to someone convicted of child sex crimes? Are we supposed to believe that 18th August 2023 was just randomly chosen to "break" this story?
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The confusion around Imane Khelif's chromosomes stem from the fact that the genetic testing took place in Istanbul, which at the time still identified as Constantinople. This is the only good "identifying as" joke you will ever hear, you're welcome.
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The Womb's new album 'Hold Music' is out now as a free download from .
Includes the singles 'Grandfather Paradox', 'Ahegao', 'This Week's Massacre' and 'Israeli Bullet Passing Through the Body of a Palestinian Child'.
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Bobby Darvo's still doubling down on this nonsensical defamation then blocking when asked for evidence.
Once again, I never mentioned him in my life prior to reporting on his abuse in 2020. He's been making this bizarre claim ever since.
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One of the most weaselly of Graham Linehan's many lies is to block my real accounts then reply "Hello Alan" to random people mocking him, to imply I'm an anonymous troll and not the person who exposed his own abusive sock accounts between Twitter bans. Absolute fraud of a man.
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@SEENpoliceUK
The ones I'm 100% sure of are these ones (screenshots at and
@deckbot3
back in 2019). I haven't seen any others I believe are his and don't think he's posted from any since getting his main account unsuspended.
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@KatyMontgomerie
The redacted section in that leaked IBA letter is certainly longer than two letters.
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‘Giggle’ founder Sall Grover under fire as members’ skull measurements leaked in security breach.
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I might actually die laughing at this.
*Stewart Lee reaches into pocket, reads Graham's tweet from a card, puts card back in pocket*
*Perfectly timed pause*
"Now..."
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I'm glad I googled "karyotype" and discovered it really is spelt like that before mocking someone for making it sound like it was being pronounced by Bugs Bunny.
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Someone found the footage of me invading the CD:UK stage on live TV to promote The Womb in March 1999.
Sorry for stealing your microphone,
@keleleroc
. It wasn't personal, someone bet me that I couldn't get the band on TV by the end of the school year.
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Nice try blaming trans-activists but it can hardly be a coincidence that the crickets appeared right after pontificating ass James Dreyfus has given a speech.
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@jk_rowling
@Sochli1987
@Stopphoningme
@helenstaniland
You retweet people who doctor videos of trans women to make revenge porn (
@WomenReadWomen
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@Jebadoo2
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Because of celebrity cunts like
@glinner
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@rickygervais
pandering to lowest common denominator stereotypes of trans people as predators, we now have violence wished on unrelated Greens politicians that their fuckwit followers have confused with German pigman pervs.
Thread on stochastic terrorism.
This is not a trans person. He has nothing to do with trans people. It's an admitted cross-dressing fetishist from Berlin who specifically clarifies on his website that he is not and has never claimed to be a woman. //
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