“Waaah waaah waaah I lost both my legs helping the CIA corner the international heroin market with pedophile warlords. All my decisions are self-destructive and destroy my country. I’m a stupid baby. Waaah waaah waaah.”
I lost two legs, a finger, and countless friends in Afghanistan. I’m only alive because when an IED exploded beneath me, my fellow soldiers ran toward the attack to stop me from bleeding out.
But after four years, I know that Joe Biden can’t stop America from bleeding out.
Following the example of
@AliAbunimah
, I will no longer recognize the legitimacy of the Federal Republic of Germany, which was never properly de-Nazified. I instead avow that the German Democratic Republic is the only state with the right to govern Germany as a whole.
You will know that the real Cultural Revolution in the West is underway when Chunghwa cigarettes—with their delicious plum fragrance and high standing as a prestige gift—have become the Western e-girl’s cigarette of choice.
Chunghwa Cigarettes — the Chairman’s Choice
Americans are so down bad and seething with resentment over being outcompeted and outclassed in the real world by China they are reduced to hallucinating they have moral superiority in egg production
Today I told my Chinese coworkers that in America in the grocery store you can choose eggs based on how comfortable the chicken’s life is, and their jaws dropped
Reminder that the TikTok algorithm serves Americans the content they want and deserve. Americans flee their own reflection like a vampire and blame China for the evils they see.
RE: TikTok, China’s actions are completely logical. They’re serving their own people educational content that enhances the quality of their lives, and they’re serving Americans the slop. And guess what? The American kids like it! This is pure capitalism.
Neoconservatism really is the black hole holding America together and crushing it and tearing it apart. It really is the ideology for people who want to learn nothing and not suffer the consequences of their actions. Neoconservatism is Fascism for Spoiled Brats.
Trump VP pick JD Vance: "A lot of people recognize that we need to do something with Iran—but not these weak little bombing runs. If you're going to punch the Iranians, you punch them hard..."
Right wingers are everything they accuse women of being: superficial, illogical, emotional, vain, living out the fantasy of reality rather than the real. Genetics is astrology for men who wish they’d never been born.
Americans are too stupid and narcissistic to admit they are incompetent at war.
The people of Vietnam delivered the deathblow to your Empire, which all the world can see because to this day you cope and seethe about it because you never recovered from it.
Walter Cronkite is why we lost the Vietnam War.
By 1968 we had damaged the NVA/VC badly — the Tet Offensive was a last-ditch, all-out effort. They were expended. All it would have taken was a coup de grace.
Lots of people are saying that the source of Ebola at Burning Man may have been traced to an RV full of unauthorized emotional support helper monkeys?
@FalconryFinance
can you confirm?
@pplsartofwar
The uniformity of opinion amongst Westerners is shocking, and totally invisible to them as a collective reality. Individuality is a simulation
There has never been a counter-culture, just increasingly stupid fights between different consumer segments over which kind of liberalism will command a sinking ship
@Factschaser
Three Body Problem rightly criticized the Mao cultural revolution excesses and in 20 years from now some Chinese science writer will rip the Xi Personality cult governing communist China today.
Good on Victor Gao for not lowering himself to the level of Liberal Democracy—which your little performance shows only values empty words and cheap theatrics.
CCP Apologist, Victor Gao, insists there’s free speech in China, so I asked him for a demonstration— to criticise Xi. He couldn’t do it, couldn’t even admit he looks like a well-known bear🙃
If this image offends you, you don’t hate GTA 6, you just hate USA 2023.
This is the American ideal. You might not like it, but this what peak performance looks like.
#SocialistHyperrealism
#GTA6
This is so cartoonishly evil I cannot help but laugh. Israelis don’t even have the dignity or gravitas of tragic evil left to themselves—just a nation of snarling clowns, whose depravity has left them with less than nothing.
Drown them in the sea. Nuke them all. I do not care.
BREAKING—US WORKING CLASS REPRESENTATIVE CALLS ON ALL AUSTRALIANS TO IMPORT LARGE QUANTITIES OF ILLEGAL CHINESE CIGARETTES TO SMASH THE PERFIDIOUS AUSTRALIAN TAX REGIME.
“THIS WOULD BE A MASSIVE BALLER MOVE.”
@Mont_Jiang
“Terror without virtue is murderous, virtue without terror is powerless. Terror is nothing else than swift, severe, indomitable justice – it flows, then, from virtue.”
Rhodesia was a country in Africa that considered itself “more British than the British”.
And that’s exactly why Britain and the US conspired to destroy it.
Here’s how a nation was betrayed and destroyed…
Many do not realize that there are many viable businesses in rural America owned by an aging man who has no obvious successor.
The guy probably wants to retire, the locals need the service he provides, but the business would be hard to sell because it is not managed according
In my case I gave up the first 5 years of my twenties to supporting the Uyghur and Tibetan cause and they never received a single shred of sympathy from the student left. I was always the only white person at the rallies. Every single time. Why do none of the students care?
Many Americans deserve all the misery and poverty that is coming to them. You people deserve much, much less for your colossal stupidity, selfishness, mediocrity, narcissism, and arrogance
US$14 for a cheeseburger is unAmerican. The American people should recognize those prices for what they are—acts of terrorism directed against the American way of life—and execute those responsible: the US government and the criminals it serves.
Authoritarianism is such a stupid political concept. Westoids be out here sincerely believing that you can govern 1.4 billion people by ordering them around like Warhammer 😹😹😹
So it turns out the fundamental bargain of the social contract holding Israeli society together by a thread was the right to rape. Who could have seen this coming?
So it’s an escape from the present into an incoherent fantasy of the past—US national identity disintegrating into a mood board and vibes, held together only by editing
@Tianxiashunv
This is fucking hilarious. The reference to diligent, self-sacrificing “fact-checking” is a dead giveaway of the hacks in the creative writing department at MI6
@FalconryFinance
@IwriteOK
I am at Urning Man I can confirm Ebola everywhere pls send Chengdu J-20 Mighty Dragon to establish cordon sanitaire Eric Schmidt is bleeding from his eyes
Pathetic. Either make better and cheaper things than the Chinese or shut the fuck up. Any bona fide 19th century imperial racist would look at this cope and call for your sterilization so you don’t pollute the white race, you dysgenic bitch.
Chinese lack of empathy is attributed to their agrarian upbringing, contrasting with superior pastoral cultures where animals were essential for survival and required care to produce quality milk and meat.
Your natural diet is rice and grain not meat.
India 3.0? There isn’t even an India 1.0, just an administrative convenience that needed to be created to deal with the railways the British left behind
As China’s attempt at cartographic annexation of Indian territories intensifies with renaming of 30 more places in Arunachal, this map entitled “India 3.0” will surely ruin Xi’s night. Pls share it as much as possible because Xi can’t handle any memes.
@davidpgoldman
Or you could accept reality, give up on hegemony and focus on rebuilding the USA, lowering the cost of living and the cost of doing business so that America becomes competitive again
Actually, the bill incentivizes TikTok to remain in America.
You just have to separate from your parent company that is controlled by a genocidal, communist dictatorship actively threatening Americans.
It’s your choice. You have the ‘Freedom.’
@HarunaNAbdullah
@georgegalloway
How can the imperialists preach about “Women’s Rights” when they can’t even agree among themselves what a woman is? 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🤮🤮
@giantgio
Excess deaths still up 15-20% from the “safe and effective” vax and the ruin and despair caused by the restrictions and lockdowns and the generalised looting by the oligarchy. You can’t let go of something that’s still happening.
@Kai_Wong_CN
Westerners think Lucy Liu is pretty, but for us Asians, she is far from it. She has the exaggerated facial features of Asians, which is probably why Hollywood made her to fame as the token Asian girl.