Big Willy Voorhees
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GOLDCORP Summer Camp Counselor Constitutionalist, gun lover. if it got ain't demonic piggy noises, blast beats, and breakdowns I don't want it
Joined July 2023
@OkitaSuperFan Regular people have sex in airplane bathrooms and cars but a small bed is definitely going to stop Olympic athletes lol. LMAO even.
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@sourpatchlyds She's gained the weight because of a medical condition not because she got lazy like the bad take is suggesting. If anything it shows Pierce absolutely loves his wife and will stand by her no matter what she's going through. You know like a man is supposed to.
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@TH1SF1R3 Nothing because a cat femboy lover isn't worth thinking about let alone doing something to.
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@NiccoloMedeot @OkitaSuperFan So it's about just as comfortable as putting the mattress on the floor. Yeah I don't think they're gonna care if the bed breaks lol.
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@HelldiversAlert Hm I think my local Democracy Officer would be interested in knowing about your unpatriotic behavior
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@davepl1968 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl What year is that? 1986? . Jarvis pull up how much value the Canadian dollar has lost since 1986 and the avg price of a 20yr old car in Canada
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@doffneri @LookAtMyMeat1 Agree to disagree but this is why I said some of the nicest tiddys in the show and not the nicest tiddys in the show. There is room to disagree on the best while agreeing these are really nice.
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@CCFR_CCDAF @CanadianForces @OttawaCitizen @BrowningArms @sigsauerinc @NationalDefence Idk what's funnier: cash strapped Canada spending money destroying 11,000 classic pistols instead of selling them or Canada replacing an incredibly reliable and safe pistol with the P320 that has the shake awake feature.
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@Helldiversmedia I'm level 88 and I'm still a Death Captain. Why? Because it's badass. I'm going to change it once I unlock Hell Commander and that's it.
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@LIM49Spartan We have 2 carriers that on their own are the 3rd and 4th largest air forces in the world.
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@ArmedJ0y I don't think Mike would have agreed to a scripted fight on principle let alone put on the amount of work he has for a scripted fight.
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@HelldiversAlert We cannot walk away from the Creek. Too many helldivers have sacrificed it all in those jungles.
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@shoe0nhead @benshapiro I did not have Shoe being the voice of reason in a spat between conservative pundits on my 2023 bingo card.
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@zephyr_wild @OkitaSuperFan By regular I mean not top tier athletes in peak physical condition. Also you never had sex in a car as a teenager?.
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@RonnieAdkins_ You missed the most important question nobody asks. HOW is Firearms Owners Identification Card?.
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@WallStreetSilv Bro needs to get himself some of these. Cut through those poles like warm butter
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@wayofftheres It could only have been more stereotypical if they put fried chicken and watermelon on the menu.
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@wayofftheres The one fucking time he can actually truthfully make it all about himself and he doesn't take it.
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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Not just cut him loose. Trump exceeded his promise of commutation and gave him a full and unconditional pardon.
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How to end up in a missing persons report in one easy step
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@jnyboy I had a deer run into the side of my jeep and my cut fender slit it's throat. Sprayed blood all over the side. I just laughed and said you get what you fucking deserve lol.
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@TRHLofficial The interns didnt swap @'s yet. They changed the current POTUS @ to POTUS(number)archive and then start a new POTUS account for the new president. They couldn't wait to start shit posting lol.
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@mmpadellan I don't have to fill out a 4473 and have my id run through the NICS system to buy ANY cold meds. why you lying?.
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@RAZ0RFIST Calling him Hitler and "an existential threat to democracy" sure seems a lot like goading to me.
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@wayofftheres @SealOfTheEnd @braxton_mccoy Shit I just watched you shot a guy through internet. Might be the record for the longest snipe ever.
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@CarveSomeFun @RAYMONDCARRERO7 @sherifflamb1 You sure you want to go this route? Once you choose violence there's no time outs or do overs.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad @helldivers2 You don't have to have a PlayStation to have a PlayStation Network account and they're free. Any objection to having to link your steam to PlayStation network tho I fully understand and support.
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@MarinaMedvin You clipped out the date which is 2019. She had even smoked Kamala in the 2020 primary debate yet. You don't think her position has changed after everything Iran has done since Joe Biden re-signed it? If she said that again today you would have a point.
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@CountDankulaTV Bruh if your gonna talk shit for us you gotta take out the U's in harbor, color, flavor ect.
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@libertysafeinc Your safe is only as strong as your customer service reps willingness to cooperate with the person on the phone. Shame.
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@KimIversenShow Lady they leveled entire cities because the people were from the country the Nazis were invading. Look at what they did to Stalingrad, Leningrad, Warsaw ECT. This is not even counting what they did to England which they weren't even trying to invade.
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@Imnothe12353402 @sourpatchlyds She popped out 2 kids in quick succession and developed a thyroid condition with her last pregnancy.
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We are so fucking back!
The people have spoken and so it shall be.
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@Culture_Crit I had initially guessed this is something probably a lesbian came up with. While technically wrong there is definitely not a single man in this group. What a collection of absolute weakness
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@CuteLilDumpster @MassSkeptic @Tim_The_Sandman @CNN Thats a wordy way of saying Id like to be a victim but ok.
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