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@OkitaSuperFan
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Joined April 2021
Shrimp: Hey, where did that rice I fried go?. Saber: Ummmm rice? I haven't seen any rice
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The most porn addicted man will never be as disgusting as your average female goonette.
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Women will retweet this kinda stuff and then be massive whores.
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Imagine being 22, sex-free, college degree free, and being this happy. The left hates this.
Imagine being 42, child-free, stress-free, and being this happy. The right hates this.
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Chads when they feel 1/26th of the pain incels feel daily
Luigi Mangione was unable to have sex because of severe back injury, former roommate says
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"You better not be romanticizing your solitude". Me:
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How it feels when your mutual is tweeting about their girlfriend, or about having sex, or about being married or about anything remotely positive about their lives.
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"You will never be a real lion". ". ". "You have no kingdom, you have no roar, you have no mane. You are a house pet weakened by love and affection in a crude mockery of nature's perfection". ". "
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I LOVE MONDAYS. Back on the worksite. No more nagging wife
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Here it is oomfs
Clone army reveal at 400 followers.
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How it feels to turn 23. To offically reach unc and oldhead status. To have lost all your potential in life. To have the norwood reaper tapping on your shoulder waiting to be his next victim
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Death note shinigami eyes but it lets you see women's body count instead.
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How it feels to turn 22, knowing that your best years are behind you, a walking corpse knocking on death's door
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He cheated on her.
E-relationship so beautiful, it makes me believe in love again
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πΆWhen the wagie day is done. Oh oomfies, they wanna have fun. Oh oomfies just wanna have fun πΆ
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It's so over bros, i just caught my girl cheating on me π
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*desperate for grandkids voice*. "So when are you gonna get a job and a girlfriend?".
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I don't eat. I don't sleep. I do nothing but think of you
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I believe in love. I believe in fairy tales. I believe in happily ever after
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*Lego commercial voice*. "The looters have destroyed Lego City". "HEY!". "Build the police station". "Put out the fires". "The new Peaceful Protest collection from Lego City"
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Pugs are a good litmus test of a pure soul. You find pugs cute? Pure. You find pugs ugly? Vain.
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I hate being an incel.I hate being an incel.I hate being an incel.I hate being an incel.I hate being an incel
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I'm dying oomfies, of a mysterious illness. The only thing that can save me now is a true love's kiss
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Hispanic catholic girl gained weight, call that traditional latina mass.
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I just quit my job, we make our own dreams come true.
All I want for Christmas is to be a neet again.
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I have got to get a girlfriend or real friends. I can't do this for another year.
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Girl I love you so much I'm willing to delete all the anime girls from my phone.
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I shouldve went to college.I hate my manual labor wagie life
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"Money can't buy you happiness"-cels when I buy 5 golden retrievers and become the happiest guy on earth
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What no girlfriend does to a wigga
If I posted all the lego I bought this month you all would be disgusted with my consumerism
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Prenup? Yeah, it's called murder suicide if she ever leaves me
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If I wage for you, I give you 8 hours and a 30 minute unpaid lunch break. Anything happens in that time and I'm yours. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't answer emails after work. I don't shorten my breaks. I wage.
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When oomf's facedox is kinda ugly but you gas him up anyways cause he's your online friend.
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Accurate representaion of dating as a man in 2024.
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Can't believe I used to say this unironically.
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The dad that stepped up.
Golden retriever meets kittens for the first time π₯Ή
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Even in death, potheads are insufferable.
We lost my dad about 5 years ago to Leukemia. He was the best. His dying wish was to be grown into a cannabis plant and be smoked. So that's what I did. The first episode of my new podcast, Rodiculous is dedicated to him. Link to full episode is on @RodiculousPod. Love and
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When you have nothing else, you still have anime girls.
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Cute girl at Barnes & Noble: "So what do you do?". Me: "I post golden retrievers and pugs on twitter". Cute girl at Barnes & Noble: "Omg are you OkitaSuperFan π".
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πΆG-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S,. G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S. We flyin' first class, up in the sky πΆ
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"I come before you today, fumbled and humiliated. To ask you for one thing. I want you to kill her boyfriend."
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My content still gets reposted years later. .
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Yeah I'm LGBT. Lego.Golden retrievers.Beautiful Anime girls.Trump.
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"You get paid to work out". Ultimate manual labor job cope.
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How it feels to turn 21, to be way past your youth, knocking on death's door, never being able to recover
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'We are all gonna make it bro, just π yourself π". ". "
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How it feels to be a sensitive young man trying to save a woman.
Sheep shows gratitude to the dog who saved them from a wolf attack.
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Biblically accurate depiction of going to hell for lust.
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Twitter won't let me change my pfp. I am literally stuck like this
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This could've been us at the McTrump drive thru
π¨ NOW: President Trump is working the fry station at McDonaldβs!. Something Kamala Harris LIED about doing π€£
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That one incel oomf that against all the odds gets an egf.
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Woman who dresses like that and also makes more money than me and takes me shopping to Men's Warehouse.
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I actually auditioned my dog for Krypto but he didn't get it
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I still believe, just less.
I believe in love. I believe in fairy tales. I believe in happily ever after
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Cashier at petsmart asked for my membership info by saying "can i have your phone number" .She had me second guessing reality.
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He might be having sex with her but she's liking my replies so who's really winning?.
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