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@LolOverruled Biden leans back, against his primal instincts. Biden: Believe you me Cornpop, I'll find him. Trump's eyes avert his gaze, downcast Biden lifts his chin up: You're my alley cat. Biden walks away, a man on a mission.
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@contrrl Digital accents are real, you can even notice it when you speak to people irl. What words they use, what they omit. It’s all there.
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@MikeKofiA "Yes I read theory"
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@Lucysarrival We fumbled chat.
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@EnbyRocMarciano Teachers when they realize that they succeeded and the student learned the course material:
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@yrs______ If you guys have computers (desktops) get in the habit of taking screenshots every now and then, of mundane stuff. It’s a weird feeling to look back at them and try to trace what you were doing.
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@ImogenWK “The dog that weeps after it has killed is no better than the dog that doesn’t. Your guilt will not absolve you”
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@GreenTextRepost > He has a wife and Kids > He doesn't remember me Clearly the bully won lmao
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@babadookspinoza Even in the education system, kids want to help each other on tests and exams so that the collective succeeds. And teachers literally beat it out of them. They even segregate the “smart” kids from the other kids with AP classes, this prevents other kids from getting peer help
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@extinctnepal @PicturesFoIder It’s asking for the kid to make a group of 10 so that future addition is easier: we take 2 from outside the box and place it in the box, this completes a group of 10. We then have 7 left over—10+7 is 17. Some kids have trouble understanding 8+9 but find 7+10 much easier.
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@lampmeeting @LolOverruled As Joe reaches for the closet door, Donald’s hand clamps down upon it, like Iron. Joe: Cornpop…why? Donald: Forget about it Joe… Joe: Why?! They hurt you, they hurt us— Donald: You hurt me! Joe stops struggling with the closet door. Joe: What? Donald blinks away tears.
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@cavehag I like how his ears change to be simon’s hair style. It was neat.
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Professor I don’t think I can answer this question….
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@TiskTusk @Lucysarrival I woke up and there’re like thinkpieces. Prof prolly did not mean anything deep lmao, imma talk to him on Monday and give his response 💀
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@cavehag Doesn’t this imply that marceline of this timeline is dead: her guitar is there but Simon had to make an ice replica of her. She probably opposed his plan to transfer the madness of the crown to bonnie and is frozen somewhere. Kinda fucked Ngl.
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@LolOverruled Please stop liking this
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@albertcamslut God forbid a woman ask questions.
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@imagesifind *sighs* "fuck."
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@lampmeeting @LolOverruled Joe: The election? Is that what you’re on about? Donald: ‘on about?’ Forget the election Joe! I’m talking about us!I saw how happy she made you—Don’t lie… The trademark smirk rises to his quivering lips Donald: she did the things I couldn’t... Joe: Kamala’s very nice but—
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@caesararum I think blood meat becomes a luxury food. Idk how they’d prove it so it would probably get really nasty and be seen as a taboo after the present generations pass.
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@Lucysarrival I DONT KNOW THE QNSWER HE WANTS US TO CHOOSE 😭😭😭. Like I’m personally anti-sweatshop, but idk where bro stands on this
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@MesugakiArchive > Aggressive rival introduced > childhood friend with “that” hairstyle > low stake drama > “Y-you can call me…we should…we should call each other by our first names… I think…” How do they do it? Incredible.
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@arvofart Guy I knew broke his laptop, had more than enough money to get a new one and then some (he lets me know this), complains to me about how he wants to “earn it” and then shows up the next day with an “old MacBook” from last SEMESTER. Nothing was wrong with the old MacBook.
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No one: The missing wife at the start of a gritty slow burn mystery movie:
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Canada is so silly because why is this the entire airport terminal
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@Getthebagcoach The Buzz Toybox got "Made in America" in all caps on the back
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@boygrrI “Mashallah” “Inshallah” “it’s giving halal” this is the new way.
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1 year
Satan when Narugod5 shows up in hell:
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Heh.. anime is a sin? Good. They often say I have a special place in hell waiting for me. It's called the throne.
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@GreenTextRepost How do you type this and not rope yourself
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@DialecticBio “But I did eat breakfast yesterday” - Stupid stupid individual, sub 60 IQ, potentially deformed cranium “But I AM white” - intellectual, peak Aryan specimen (spiritually blonde), Homo-deus
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@wlwsasuke Sasuke is literally comphet, he’s only with Sakura to restore his clan.
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@MangaMoguraRE "Marie, the people deserve liberation from tyranny—from the oppressive forces of capital!" "And what about me..." she says, eyes flickering with tears, a downcast gaze. "What?" "What about me? Does my heart not deserve liberation from your chains?" She kisses him, desperate.
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@UnseenJapanSite I mean if the clothes are free, why not tbh
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@lampmeeting @LolOverruled Rule of 3, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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2 years
@LimitedAnd @GoodReddit Bro brought out the skull-science, he scaring the hoessss
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@GravitysRa1nbow You killed the man, not the idea
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@Trey_Explainer Political Action Enjoyer dislikes the easiest form of political action. More at 12.
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@somethingmoder I read one time that they had managed to activate some gene in mice to have testicles act as estrogen producers and ovaries as testosterone producers. Nice that someone was able to activate (?) the same thing in humans.
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@seamussy If you summon demons (<7th ring of hell) you HAVE to pay them a living wage. It’s rough down there.
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4 years
@godbringmepeace In order to enter heaven you must win a game of chess against MLK
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@PINKLYGOFFIK @lampmeeting @LolOverruled Donald begins to rub patterns into Biden’s hand wrinkles Donald: I’m not talking about her, Joe…I’m talking about Jill. Joe freezes, fear consumes him Donald: She *chokes up* she makes you happy Joe….in ways I can’t. It hurts Joe. It hurts. And then…our son… Joe:
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@xyanaid The Hero Himmel was more than frugal and enjoyed scallywagging around with those people you call ‘pirates’.
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@AltHistCody It’s one of our unrecognized states, a territory if you will.
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@4vataruniverse At some point in history there had to have been a guy who accidentally chose all the right items and works tirelessly not to be discovered as a fake.
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3 years
@thedigitaldash_ I remember I used and it couldn’t register my face cause I’m black. So I got away with some very obvious side gazing.
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@aquaimperium8 > Many tilling the ground > Heaven brings down rain > Wheat grows abundantly Did you ever doubt, bros?
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@ContraPoints The way she started crying??? She said I need this ad revenue please!!!
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@okimstillhungry “We’re thinking of raising a daughter together lol. Also sometimes we cuddle but it’s kind of like wrestling haha.”
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@JUSTAPARTYG1RL One time I yelled at my little sister and saw her face contort into pure despair and sadness. I’ve never felt worse in my life. I literally held her like this and apologized profusely as I imagine Ivan did.
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@QuiveringNUT @GreenTextRepost If a guy spends the last 10 years plotting revenge against his highschool bully, so much so that this becomes his raison d'etre, he's a loser. No amount of violence changes that lmao
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@shoujocrave @SugoiLITE I will be watching.
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@Renzikong_ch @LolOverruled “I did this for you, you know” Biden manages through haggard coughs. “What?” “The presidency. I did it for you.” For the first time in seemingly forever Biden looked at Donald, not at the persona ‘Trump’. “I saw what it did to you.” “I—“ Trump is interrupted by a wrinkled kiss
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@incorrectdbs DBS broly feels spiritually Brazilian. I don’t know how to explain it…
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@mtvcell Tom, but his mom calls him "Thomas"
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@northstardoll > You grew up in the church
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@Wikibasuco We don’t know but they’re sure as hell trying
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@Aurorraz_ All men are brothers
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@northstardoll I remember one time I was trying to console this rando on the net that life is worth living, and went the typical "ah people would miss you" route, bro said he had no in-person friends and was not willing to make any. I was literally the black haired woman.
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@JoePostingg I knew we lost the plot when ppl were saying the one lady sharing a meal with her neighbors was ableist
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Nothing was always here. Before man was, nothing waited for him. The ultimate gift awaiting its ultimate recipient. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way.
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@ContraDeletes She’s right and they crucified her for it.
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@nikicaga “The English term ‘bureau’ is descended from the French ‘buerre’ that is, ‘butter’. This is because the French believe centralization for the state is as butter is to toast: essential.”
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@PINKLYGOFFIK @lampmeeting @LolOverruled As the two stare into each others eyes, two breathes become one, and passion consumes them. Trump, through suppressed whimpers: Joe…. Biden: Cut the malarkey, you want this. Trump: what if someone s-sees? Biden: Then let them see. Trump: Melania… Biden: isn’t here.
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@hourly_shitpost Mom, the zoomlennials are boomerposting
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@souljagoytellem It’s more similar to Latin in that an ecclesiastical class (4trans people) or scholars (chasers) understand every word.
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@Maxrock20987632 @LolOverruled Unfortunately I’m guided by forces I do not understand (audience capture)
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@PlayerzPriv Isn’t this the guy who spins to the left?? I remember that shit made him hella strong for some reason 💀💀💀
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@ContraPoints If you lost your enemy-to-lover you’d be a mess too, do not lie. He’s going through it rn….give him space.
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@PINKLYGOFFIK @lampmeeting @LolOverruled Biden turns with the fury of a raging whirlwind (in the wrong direction): You keep him outta this! Trump chuckles: So I was right *blinking away tears and feigning a smile* he doesn’t know. Biden turns and faces Trump: That’s that, and this *he strokes Trump’s ear* is this.
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@Goldxn_Violin Girlie in the background like: "What the fuck is going on"
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@theyfabatbirth Honesty is good ngl + solid advice 10/10
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@animalologist It’s 80 right?
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@sat0shikon I don’t know why people are dunking on them, North Koreans do have difficulty leaving their country. That’s a natural cause for concern/empathy. These are just empathetic people, I don’t get the issue.
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@dyingscribe Entire Ken Plot >>> Barbie Plot. Barbie had some moments (the white room scene) but her overall arc was kinda mid—the mom-daughter arc was actually just very cringe. Ken stole the show.
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@duns_sc0tus Absolute power corrupts absolutely?
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@johnnylichenn @Trey_Explainer I think political action doesn’t end at the ballot and doesn’t start at revolution. You shouldn’t be political because you want to see a revolution, you should be political because you want your ppl to do better. I do not think most communities will do better under Trump.
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@bankingslut “Yeah ok so um… :) *pauses and clasps hands together* Let’s take a deep breathe. You and I both know you’ve worked very hard, but-“
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@theotokosdove I am your half/ that thing which you would defy God for. Pretty nice.
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@dyingscribe It’s cause everyone thinks they have a monopoly on misery, their mistakes are understandable but getting fed up with it isn’t. It’s just a double standard ppl set up for themselves. When you avoid me you’re a bad friend, when I do the same it’s bc I have anxiety or whatever.
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@GravitysRa1nbow I like how he kept trying to coax him into forming a conservative internationale: "Have you discussed this with Hungary? Can they reclaim their borders in Ukraine?" and then Putin just goes "Uhhhhh, no. That would probably be immoral...—but understandable"
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@BaconStrpz @MizuhanaOVT @AltHistCody Ikr a real shame. I hope one day they become a proper state so that they can have voting rights. ✊😔
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@wips4days Unironically yeah, I saw a post a few days ago about people making butt-scratching posts for bears, and I genuinely believe that the world would be a better place if instead of abolishing nature we tried harder to be its stewards.
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@Nick_Cerveza *walking into a GameStop and kicking out all the cis people* “my heritage is not your brothel”
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@LordCommissar4 Perpetual peace through temporary violence. They're onto something.
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@QuiveringNUT @GreenTextRepost It's oozing loser aura, I'm sorry.
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@AltHistCody I’m from the southern Midwest and one time during my tutored driving the instructor and I started talking politics. Guy said “Yeah, I mean I have some family in the Klan *notices the look on my face* I’m not in the Klan, no. I totally disavow that” For context I’m black.
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@lacancircle Everyone keeps implying she’s trans but she’s not lmao
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@LinkofSunshine Gen Z wants to cancel Osama bin Laden
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@AltHistCody Aztecs were an incredible civilization
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@dyingscribe What’s your role in Aella’s orgy? I’m the notetaker.
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@bombsovrbaghdad None, Indians just wanna feel included so they’re joining the race war. Guy 9/10 made it up just so white people would respond to him.
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@coldhealing Why do you people daydream of nightmares
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@jokieliu “Though our nations’ course has bifurcated, my love wanders on.” “Oh Vladimir” *Vladimir grasps him* “B-But the Soviet has been abolish—“ “Forget the Soviet, all that remains is love.” *they kith*
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@nise_yoshimi Worst yet, you flub the line or do a Biden mumble and no one even hears it.
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@halomancer1 You don’t get it, the democrats can’t possibly put safeguards so that not every election is a battle for the republic because uhm uh uh
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@MikeKofiA "Improvise, adapt, overcome"
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@MangaMoguraRE > honeymoon arc > Miku > what was he cooking?
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