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Highland-based bestselling crime writer of the DS Craigie series, published by @HQStories . #TheDevilYouKnow is out now. Rep'd by Kerr MacRae LPA

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Neil Lancaster
4 months
It's here! #TheDevilYouKnow is OUT ! It may be my favourite one, so far. So, why not give it a whirl?
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Accurate This gave me my first proper laugh in 9 days
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Wow ...this blew up .. not even down to me.. I got it sent via a pal to my WhatsApp.. wish I could credit the creator .. he's a genius 👏
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4 years
Its a cold and depressing winter in deep lock down Peggy doesn't care ... her love for the bin men continues Hope this brightens a sad morning for us all
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Seven years ago today we left the madness of suburbia and the grind of the daily commute to London in exchange for a new life in The Highlands. I left a career that I'd loved, with no plan of what was next No regrets ... not even one This is home ... #Highlands #BlackIsle
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This was over our house last night Hoping the same tonight
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@GMB @akalamusic I have to say that @akalamusic is singularly very impressive and speaks with cogent sense and clarity that many of our politicians could learn from.
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4 months
The "woke barristers" thing is rearing its head again, because @Keir_Starmer once having did his job in accordance with his code of practice . I'm not going to comment on the cab rank rule, as others like @TonyKent_Writes and @BarristerSecret have already eloquently done so 1/?
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In an angry world, try to take pleasure in the little things ... like Peggy when the bin men come Peggy loves the bin men Be like Peggy
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#BinDay Peggy totally delighted
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4 years
I am very delighted to share this news Three new crime novels heading your way ... I can't wait to introduce you to DS Max Craigie and his team in my new Scottish crime thriller
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4 years
BRILLIANT NEWS! We’ve acquired not one, not two, but THREE brand new gripping crime thrillers from the incredible @neillancaster66 ! 🎉 The first book in a new Scottish crime series is coming July 2021. Watch this space…
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Neil Lancaster
1 year
And just like that, I'm a very proud Grandad .. Little Eddie is a wee dude . #Granda '
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So, lads. Don't think it's just evil bastards who need barristers. It's all of us. Access to justice, and access to competent defence is what underpins a just society. Even the most evil bastard deserves competent defence. If we lose this, we stop being a democracy. Ends
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1 year
Happy publication day to ME !! #BloodRunsCold is out today ! I'm genuinely convinced this is my best book, so do check it out Buy here👇
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I forgot it was #BinDay and took Peggy for her walk at the wrong time ... The Bin Men didn't forget, however... top chaps
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3 years
He's back !!!!!! Skinny and thirsty, but he seem ecstatic to be here ... he hasn't even attacked Peggy Lots of tears here
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Neil Lancaster
2 years
When I started writing this book at the beginning of 2020, just as lockdown started to bite, I never, for one moment I'd be sharing a tweet like this . over 50,000 people have read #DeadMansGrave !!! I'm flabbergasted !!
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2 years
The numbers say it all! We are so proud of @neillancaster66 and his incredible book, Dead Man's Grave! So many readers are enjoying Neil's highly addictive DS Max Craigie Scottish crime series. If you haven't read #DeadMansGrave yet, dive in here:
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2 years
#competition time To celebrate the release of #TheBloodTide in paperback on 23rd June I'm giving away a copy of both Craigie books plus cool posters To enter, follow me, r/t and tag a mate and I'll select the winner at random on 14th June #prize #giveaway @HQstories
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A snowy Tuesday morning... Who cares? It's #BinDay
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11 months
This is garbage I wrote my first book aged 53, I'm about to publish my eighth
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3 years
A foggy, miserable Black Isle day You think Peggy cares ? Nah... because it's BIN DAY!!
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3 years
Its Tuesday morning, which means one, very exciting thing Its BIN-DAY !!
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2 years
Been sitting on this news for a while Delighted to have signed for three more Max Craigie novels with @HQstories Can't wait for you all to read what I have in store for Max and the team
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All I have to say on the subject ....
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A lot of fuss this week Very happy girl
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I'll never get used to this Very lucky man ..
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1 month
Timeline cleanse #BinDay
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1 year
My hardback copies of Max Craigie 4, #BloodRunsCold have arrived And don't they look lovely!! Thank you @HQstories ..
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2 months
#Rebus is classy TV.. Dark and brutal, feels faithful to the books, and shows off Edinburgh at it's finest A brilliant reboot .. great achievement for the producers @Beathhigh
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Neil Lancaster
3 years
Short stakeout, objective achieved ..... Peggy loves #binday
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2 years
Spectacular
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Despite icy roads, the bin men made it .. Peggy, of course, was delighted
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2 years
My house looks pretty spectacular this morning
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Neil Lancaster
4 years
I now have THREE titles in top #50 Scottish crime books. #GoingDark #2 #GoingRogue #25 #GoingBack #48 I'm really proud of these books, so I'm delighted that people are buying and enjoying them #Novak
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4 years
I'm delighted to tell you all that I have signed with @KNLitAgency and I am now rep'd by @RobbieGuillory I'm working on something new, right now, a new crime thriller that I'm very excited about, of course #Novak 3 will be coming very soon happy days. a beer is in order
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There's not a day goes by when I don't marvel at where I live It's very special, and I'm very lucky
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4 years
My son is currently in isolation in Norway Views a bonus, right?
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2 years
During my career I spent a huge amount of time being cross-examined by many defence barristers. I didn't always enjoy the experience, but I always appreciated that their role is vital in a fair and just society. They deserve fair remuneration and I support their action 100%
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Neil Lancaster
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However cool you think you are, you'll never be as cool as the smartly suited, Crombie-wearing, moustachioed Detective Inspector George Johnston tackling a razor wielding thug at a sectarian rally in Glasgow, fag still clamped between his lips in 1971... Legend.
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#BinDay She spotted them a mile away this morning @HighlandCouncil your staff are a real credit to you ... 👏
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2 years
Dear people ... please stop giving me 1 star reviews for something I didn't do !!!! I just wrote the fucking thing ... someone else corrupted the kindle book I've had a bad day, and this is making it worse
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Neil Lancaster
5 years
@BarristerSecret It's a shame no one told them that this would happen at the time. p.s..... Everyone told them, Cops, Lawyers, Judges.... Literally everyone said this would happen!!!
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3 years
Alone woman murdered whilst walking her dog Where's the outrage ? Where's the hashtags? Why isn't this top of all the newsreels? BBC News - PCSO Julia James: Searches as murder probe continues
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Neil Lancaster
1 year
This is why @goodreads has a problem A one-star rating for my next book, which isn't out until 2024. The only people to have read this book are my agent, editor, copy editor and my wife. Now unless one of them has done a nasty on me, I suspect this rating is malicious
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As a writer, it's sometimes easy to think that we're just writing daft stories that don't really matter. Then you get a lovely message like this one and you think again. Stories really do matter. Libraries matter, and we'll be so much poorer as a nation if we lose them
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2 years
Overwhelmed by this Over 100,000 sales in 16 months So happy that people love these books...
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HQ Stories
2 years
With just a week until #TheNightWatch publishes in paperback, we're blown away that @neillancaster66 has sold over 100,000 books in his crime thriller Max Craigie series! ⚰️Authentic. 🔪 Thrilling. 💀 Gripping. As @MarionETodd says: ‘Neil Lancaster is so damn clever’
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3 years
Not done a #BinDay tweet for a while Peggy delighted to see them this morning
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Neil Lancaster
1 year
Blimey !!!
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2 years
87k words done ... and we have a first draft of Craigie 5 !! Thats 8 books written since 2019 ..
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2 years
As always it starts with an empty word document Craigie 5 has begun .. just 80-90k words to go
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Neil Lancaster
2 years
Properly delighted to see #TheBloodTide on this tremendous long list I'm absolutely overwhelmed
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Bloody Scotland
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And here it is! Our longlist for the McIlvanney Prize 2022! With thanks to @GlencairnGlass for their support of this year's prizes. #McIlvanneyPrize #Longlist
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3 years
I've been bursting with this information, but sworn to silence ... well its on the @waterstones website now #DeadMansGrave is Waterstones Scottish book of the month ... and I'm over the moon about it ..thanks to all my supporters ... Happy Hogmanay!!
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Omg ... that lone piper ... the way he just walked off and the sound faded ... spine chilling
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I'm pretty blown away by this news I feel a bit overwhelmed to be in this company But of course, I'm delighted
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3 years
Good morning, from a snowy Black Isle
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1 year
Title Reveal !! Max Craigie 5 #TheDevilYouKnow Coming 2024 Pre-order here
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2 years
#BookPost 3 ... beautiful hardback copies of #TheNightWatch
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4 years
Peggy doing her bit showing gratitude to our brilliant bin men .. social distancing deprives her of getting fussed, but if you watch carefully you can see a bonio is left on the bin for her ... check the tail !!
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I'm consuming lots of non-fiction right now and this excellent book. is typically fascinating and also terribly disturbing, as I expected Top work @mrjamesob #HowTheyBrokeBritain
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@khan_sophie @SebEDM @SophieKhanSols @MPFed @metpoliceuk Are you actually saying these words? Juries dont give narrative verdicts as you know. All we can take from this verdict is that at least 3 were not SURE that D intended to kill PC Outten. They found he intentionally caused GBH, with the 6 machete blows Delete your account
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#BinDay and a lovely shiny new lorry
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I spent 25 years as a detective in the Met Police. I lost count of the amount of people I sat across the interview table from, all of whom though that it would never happen to them. The guy defending himself in a fight. The driver who momentarily lost control at the wheel 3/?
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@CollegeofPolice My son is 29, he’s a Cpl in the Ryal Marines. He has led others into conflict. He can organise complex communications systems under fire. He is calm, confident, empathetic with common sense. no degree. he’d have to take a £13000 pay cut and be an apprentice.. #yourlosspolicing
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Peggy is 4 years old today Happy birthday to this bike chasing, bird losing, binmen loving little nut job
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1 year
Snowy #BinDay !! Delighted
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Winter has arrived on the Black Isle
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4 months
The guy behind the counter at a kebab shop, who almost blinded a violent, racist thug. All people who woke up just going about their business, trying to earn a living, or just enjoying a night out. It can, and it does happen to "normal people" It COULD happen to you 5/?
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There's 492 miles to Stratford-upon-Avon I've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of Percy Pigs, it's light out, and I'm wearing sunglasses. HIT IT !!
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1 year
Boom !! Job done *for now* Max Craigie 6 is out of the door and sent to my publishers *and, breaathhee*
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4 months
Spotted by a pal at Aberdeen Airport!! @HQstories @AudLinton
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This is always ripe for a struggling government to pick on, as they know that your average member of the public sees criminal trials, and thinks "well, its criminals, not me. I'll never be in that situation." Let me tell you. You're wrong. Because you might be, one day. 2/?
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This flipping cat is relentless
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Dolphins in action at Chanonry Point today
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I'm not quite home, but Mrs L just sent me the latest pitched battle of the sofa ...
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4 months
Book tour for #TheDevilYouKnow day 2 ! Let's roll
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3 years
Good morning from the Black Isle
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4 months
The teacher with an malicious allegation against them The store detective who broke the arm of a violent shoplifter The guy who killed someone who was trying to stab him. It only takes a good punch, and a head hitting a kerb, and you could be facing a manslaughter charge. 4/?
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10 months
#BloodRunsCold is out today in paperback, woo-hoo ! Genuinely think it's the best yet, so why not give it a whirl Available wherever you buy your books from
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1 year
Honestly... these two adore each other ...
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1 year
Just arrived home in The Highlands after a fantastic @HarrogateFest .. voice has gone after so many conversations, and loved the panel with @CaraHunterBooks @JaneCaseyAuthor @nadinematheson @gbpoliceadvisor in front of a huge, wonderful audience Brilliant festival
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2 years
We had to say goodbye to Freddie the cat today... he was 15 and his kidneys had had given up .. he was a cussed old sod, but was a proper character and we all loved him lots ... This is how I want to remember him .. a life well lived .. RIP old fellah
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2 years
Proof copies of #BloodRunsCold have arrived.... don't they look marvellous?
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@Helen_Fields At least they took shoes off !!
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Northern lights out over the hoose.. Pretty cool, eh ...
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I always defer to my hero .. Billy Connolly, in response to reviews such as this ...
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View from my hotel room !!
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I have some news ! #TheDevilYouKnow
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@nytimes I was speaking to a foreign chap in a coffee shop who said "percifically" rather than "specifically" ... I was most impressed with the Constable who dragged him away..
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Neil Lancaster
2 years
As always, it starts with a blank page #Craigie6
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3 years
Posties been!!!!! Special proof copies of #DeadMansGrave and don't they look handsome!!!!! You can see how impressed Peg is !
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2 years
Not done a #BinDay post for s while ... Peggy delighted
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Neil Lancaster
4 years
This seems very appropriate at the moment
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