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@thereadingpara @JMSimpsonauthor Nooooooooooooo! Step away from the Biscoff, Jules. 😂

@Gordy05Gordon @JMSimpsonauthor Yeah. Heard that before. Money first!

@CanadaHardcover It’s such a satisfying thing to do.

@thePickleizer 😂

@AnnBloxwich @JMSimpsonauthor 😂

@vicki_pope @JMSimpsonauthor @GalaxyChocolate 😂

@vicki_pope @JMSimpsonauthor @GalaxyChocolate 😂

@vicki_pope @JMSimpsonauthor @GalaxyChocolate Actual footage 😜

@vicki_pope @JMSimpsonauthor @GalaxyChocolate You’re pretty much a rock star, Vicki. 💪🏼

@vicki_pope @JMSimpsonauthor @GalaxyChocolate Bourbons, obviously. They’re closer to chocolate. Have you tried M&S’s chocolate covered custard creams? I somehow can’t bring myself to…

@vicki_pope @JMSimpsonauthor @GalaxyChocolate No no no no no! I made a mistake. I meant milky BAR. The thought of all this chocolate has addled my brain.

@vicki_pope @JMSimpsonauthor @GalaxyChocolate Hmm ok. I do agree re peanut butter but, otherwise, I think we are the Jack Spratt and wife of chocolate. 👫

@vicki_pope @JMSimpsonauthor @GalaxyChocolate Hmm ok. Let’s try another, Vicki. Ordinary KitKat or KitKat Chunky?

@thePickleizer My brothers were all taught to use one. I arrived as the Age of Enlightenment dawned.

@amandabridgland @JMSimpsonauthor Hmm…🤨

@vicki_pope @JMSimpsonauthor @GalaxyChocolate Gasp! I am a Cadbury’s Girl although a Terry’s Chocolate Orange wins every time.

@Helen_Fields @JMSimpsonauthor 😂

@NeilDobson19 @JMSimpsonauthor Hmm… 🤨

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