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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
2 months
They’re going to have the craziest beef of all time #BB26 #TheChallenge40
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@TheTayMack
Taylor Hale
2 months
Just wrapped with Tucker and wants to do The Challenge BAD #BB26
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@naomi__shambles
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this is unironically gonna be the entire house to jerry o’connell tonight #bb26
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@naomi__shambles
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9 months
My biggest complaint with #PumpRules is no one is acknowledging how Sandoval, Schwartz and Rachel all ran a scam to make Katie the villain all of last season to hide an affair. And no one thinks they should apologize (outside of Scheana). The reunion barely mentioned it!!
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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cam while his allies plot his downfall #bb26
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@naomi__shambles
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HE ALMOST FORGOT TO SHOUT OUT THE DAWGS #bb26
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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cam when this happens: #bb26
@bigbroaccess
Big Brother Access #BB26
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Chelsie says at the wrap party, she will walk up to Cam and say “this is long overdue.” (Their kiss).
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
19 days
cam mid bb comics: #bb26
@xtrathots
danielle 💭
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cam apparently telling people that he was taking breaks during bb comics is crazyyyy 😭 what are you doing man #bb26
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@naomi__shambles
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18 days
upon reflection, Rob is kinda more back than he’s ever been in his life? what being psychologically tortured by one of your closest friends does to a mf #IndustryHBO
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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Pull up "WRONG." Head shot "WRONG." Sit down "WRONG." Stand up "WRONG." Pass out "WRONG." Wake up "WRONG." Faded "WRONG." Faded "WRONG."
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
1 month
best case? rubina you are ON THE BLOCK???? #bb26
@BB_Updates
Big Brother Daily
1 month
Chelsie- Veto wise, you think any of them would use it? Rubina- I dont know. Best case scenario is nobody does #BB26
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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To anyone who didn’t get the Jankie hype, an actual Hollywood manager (who represents Molly Shannon) also saw what we saw while watching #BB26 . He signed him yesterday. That doesn’t happen to just anyone.
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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Lindsay pregnant before Kymanda…. Lindsay in a happy relationship before Carl…. They’re all going to try to k*ll a pregnant lady next season omg #SummerHouse
@queensofbravo
Queens of Bravo
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Lindsay Hubbard is pregnant!!!
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
21 days
cam, rubina and kimo when they see an HOH comp #bb26
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
13 days
all respect to her game, but my spirit will never take to this lady. #bb26
@Jessicajes73
Jessicajessica
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Chelsie saying Leah is a bad kisser and that she has a body count over 20 oh she hates her this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #bb26
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
15 days
the way it’s literally an idgaf war #bb26
@TheBigBroTea
Big Brother Tea
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So who do we think is getting evicted this week? #bb26
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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@BeeBabs Joey Essex packing swim trunks and a towel for an alleged house showing….. my 13th reason
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
4 years
we would NEVER deny anyone permission to take time off from Yale 😡 we simply reserve the right to never let them return again if they do 😇
@Yale
Yale University
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@catlenihan Yale College would never deny anyone permission to take time off to address a health concern; anyone who asks for that permission receives it.
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
1 month
watching “the trio” attempt to “play” “big brother” #bb26
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
8 months
Is this a safe space? Graham Cracker is an exponentially better dog name than “Hippie.” #PumpRules
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
18 days
the Yasmin-Henry engagement being totally predictable and yet here i am still crashing out……. #IndustryHBO
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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JD Vance: #VPDebate2024
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naomi shambles
6 months
(whispers) I also think he was hoping she was drunk enough to freak out at him in this convo and was disappointed that she stayed calm. #SummerHouse
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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@BeeBabs “This is the closest thing we’ll have to a child together” like woah….
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
19 days
“no way kimo who gets tired walking down the stairs beat you” LMFAOOOOOOOO #bb26
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
28 days
@bbchelli the fact that they have had a funeral for every trio member except the actual person getting evicted 😭
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
29 days
t’kor in the f2 chair realizing this entire show is about explaining yourself #bb26
@BBLiveUpdaters
BB Live Updaters #bb26
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#BB26 T'Kor tells Rubina she didn't love her chat with Angela - she asked such pointed questions... really everyone has so far. T'Kor didn't realize she would have to explain herself so much.
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
4 years
@LaBeautyologist not every single couple 💀💀💀💀
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2 years
@jasebyjason Luca is gonna throw up at these numbers ❤️
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
8 years
when you swore you were done with him but your friends catch you giving in AGAIN
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
4 years
the thing about Yale is that it’s not about building you up. it never has been. it’s about bending you and hoping you don’t break. they failed her.
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
6 years
y’all really expect us to believe a member of DKE????? has NEVER BLACKED OUT?????
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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@theashleyray and the pregnancy test in the cake worse than both!!!!!!
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
7 months
@whereswongo He was having war flashbacks on the reunion couch LMAO
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naomi shambles
1 month
HALF the contestants, TWO vetoes up for grabs, and ZERO wins….. if I speak…. #bb26
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naomi shambles
5 months
@aidanthereup like this is airport food 😭
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
9 months
There are a lot of Katie haters in my mentions! All I will say is, rewatch the show! It’s always been edited to frame the women as crazy and men as innocents when the men have always been cheaters and dirty dogs! 🙏🏾
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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Selling Sunset is the most overproduced show on television. They’re trying to force a conversation between Nicole and the new girl so Nicole can spread a rumor about Emma, so they literally have Amanza frolicking around a desert alone taking selfies…? 😭 #SellingSunset
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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@bibigbrother “trying to protect a person’s job” like….. okay…… 1+1 =…..??
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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rubina: #bb26
@BBrealitytea_
syd ♡
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angela’s goodbye messages 🥹 #bb26
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
30 days
me defending cam against the house: #bb26
@rovabtw
rova
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MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS
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@naomi__shambles
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8 years
Will The Real GOP Please Stand Up
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naomi shambles
4 years
please god make it make sense
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@AP
The Associated Press
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BREAKING: The Justice Department accuses Yale University of illegally discriminating against Asian American and white students in its admissions process. The findings were detailed in a letter to the college’s attorneys.
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i keep intermittently busting out laughing at how cam was TAKING BREAKS DURING THE VETO COMP and then TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT IT after he got LAST PLACE and then LAUGHED IN CHELSIE’S FACE when she said he might get put up for it. now he’s in bed about to sleep soundly 💀 #bb26
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naomi shambles
1 year
So, to be clear: Sandoval was not a bad friend for lying to her about a months-long affair, but Raquel WAS a bad friend for *checks notes* lying about a months-long affair? Be serious. #PumpRules
@queensofbravo
Queens of Bravo
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Scheana: “I never thought Sandoval was a bad guy. He was 1 of my best friends for almost 15 yrs. I’ve personally really struggled with all this because I’m like, ‘Yes you did a really bad thing. But you weren’t a bad friend to me. But what you’ve done has affected me.” #PumpRules
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me trying to defend cam against comp throwing allegations from across the country #bb26
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*whispers* they might be my dream team #bb26
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The most ridiculous thing about this situation is that John is trying to "vindicate himself” to prove he’s not a brokie that was using Shannon for fame... yet everything he does (or makes Alexis do) screams brokie using Shannon for fame. #RHOC
#RHOC Sneak Peek: Shannon gets emotional & opens up to Heather about John. 🍊
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this isn’t fan fiction. these are REAL PEOPLE. i cannot believe supposed “fans” would take pleasure in consuming content that would clearly devastate and humiliate the people they are supposedly “fans” of. have some fucking shame. #bb26
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kimo avoiding eviction yet again….. #bb26
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@hotlikefireeee i feel like she spent the whole season hanging out in the HOH room whether the person liked it or not 😭
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@naomi__shambles
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who’s gonna tell her.. #bb26
@BB_Updates
Big Brother Daily
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Chelsie- You'll make the right decision. Makensy- I am leaning more towards Cam. I am not going let somebody else's voice depict what I choose in this game #BB26
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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First, Tom and Tom hid behind Jax. Then, Schwartz hid behind Sandoval. They’re all the same man. That’s the reason why they have been best friends and protected each other all of these years. Don’t be dim! No one is innocent here!
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
4 years
niall is going to call the election
@NiallOfficial
Niall Horan
4 years
Going live on Insta soon with a special announcement ...
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@naomi__shambles
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Ummm I NEED that clip of Joseph randomly falling out of his chair when they announced Tucker as the veto winner????? Like what happened 😭😭😭 #BB26
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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like clockwork #bb26
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@Dolffica
Dolffica Johnson
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Chelsie is feeling some type of way about Cam being chosen for the movie by MJ. #BB26
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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@Tea_witdre The colorism plot was lost long ago. Twitter fans have created an unhealthy attachment to Wendy and Candiace that now defies logic. People treat this show as if it’s a microcosm of Black society, when really we don’t know these people! Makes discussing the show near impossible!
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MJ is mad as hell at chelsie and cam rn LMAO #bb26
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@MadisonYashar his inner theater kid yearns for them!
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
9 months
@BravoPsychoFan Before being rude to HER MOTHER. There are a lot of things I feel like blame has been shifted unfairly to Rachel for but that was simply disgusting.
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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anyone: h- me: I AM VERY HAPPY AT YALE UNIVERSITY anyone: I'm not a prefrosh me: oh ok I'm very depressed
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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i think tubina should be allowed to beat some of you with hammers idk #bb26
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naomi shambles
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“cool kids” is so insane. mind you it’s a comp flop, a virgin, and a girl no one wanted to be attached to for half the game 😭 just admit you were outplayed! #bb26
@Frebbolicious
Freddy 🐝🥊🌹
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Kimo tells Rubina in case I go I want you to prepare for whatever cause it’s looking that way Rubina says im thinking about how all the ways this could have gone instead of the cool kids the athletes I’m feeling some way about it #BB26
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naomi shambles
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Ladies, if he: - is as swift as the coursing river - has all the force of a great typhoon - has all the strength of a raging fire - is mysterious as the dark side of the moon He’s not your man. But he’ll make a man out of you.
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naomi shambles
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@BB_Updates gagged her a bit LMAO
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naomi shambles
7 years
Thrilled to announce that the New York Times wrote a story on the groundbreaking discovery that everyone at Yale is miserable
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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@RealityByAshley YUP. I wouldn’t say she’s the WORST villain on the show (still Thomas for me), but she definitely got an undeserved Mother Theresa edit when she co-signed and enabled a lot of bad behavior to be “in” with the guys. She was way messier than her legacy suggests!!!
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naomi shambles
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@TheBrookeAsh She talks TOO MUCH and it’s exhausting!! Added to the fact that she cannot land a plane in an argument to save her life, and it just leaves me with a headache every time she’s in conflict 💀
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naomi shambles
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@BeeBabs and what language is she speaking!!!
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naomi shambles
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rubina is about to “whatever you wanna do” herself right out the door 😭😭😭 #bb26
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naomi shambles
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beyond the obvious fact that enjoying sex =/= being an abuser, cam has consistently been one of the kindest and most respectful people in that house. shit like this is infuriating. #bb26
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
3 months
@stassisbackhand first book literally released under a year and a half ago….whole book gonna be about Monica Garcia I’m tired
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naomi shambles
4 years
among many hilariously evil edits, they took out “[students routinely take leave and] return to Yale *when they are ready to resume their studies*” because too many people called them out for regularly straight up denying people readmission 🥰
@mackhawk
Mackenzie Hawkins
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Yale has quietly made some significant changes to its first — and only — public statement on Rachael’s death, which did not originally include a message of grief. Yale told the YDN that the statement was “lightly edited.” First two photos are the original, second are the update.
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naomi shambles
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every time I look at this bitmoji I see barracuda
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naomi shambles
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“MAKENSY DO WE NEED TO CHANGE THOSE SHEETS?” CAMERON PLEASE?????? #BB26
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naomi shambles
7 years
I can't believe this student who got suspended for groping multiple women is Rosa Parks
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naomi shambles
8 months
@Tea_witdre It’s giving
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
7 years
thinking about the moms at my HS who demonized me for getting into better schools than their children, despite being FAR more qualified
@nytimes
The New York Times
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Trump administration wants to investigate colleges for discriminating against white applicants, document suggests
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“how can you say you miss old big brother if you don’t like chelsie being mean” not even kidding it’s because she’s being a bitch over an unrequited crush (lame) vs. being a bitch just to be a bitch (awesome) #bb26
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naomi shambles
1 year
I can’t believe Carl rehabilitated his image from one of the biggest fuckboys on Bravo to one of the nicest, only to flip the script on all of us… I’m sick to my stomach #SummerHouse
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
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we have a 31 billion dollar endowment but students applying for reinstatement have to pay for flights to and from campus for in-person interviews, regardless of financial aid status!! you ask for help, we GIVE it to you baby!!
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naomi shambles
6 years
The words “penny drinks at Woads” really just came out of Hillary Rodham Clinton’s mouth I’m absolutely floored
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naomi shambles
7 years
When I got to the front of the Toad’s line last night the bouncer giving out wristbands was like “just come in” and the other one was like “uh no I have to check her ID?” ... He goes “why? she is HERE EVERY WEEK” I have never been so seen yet so attacked
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naomi shambles
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Yesterday, I finished the hardest five years of my life. Couldn’t have done it without this strange, wonderful website. For God, For Country, and For Yale Twitter.
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naomi shambles
5 years
can’t get over how I was positively OWNED by this guy on hinge last week
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naomi shambles
4 years
@lnbshr not this emoblackthot content ..... the way my fight or flight response activated
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naomi shambles
4 years
i'm reading *that* ydn piece and first of all who has ever described a man of sigep as "hunky"
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naomi shambles
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@gibsonoma To be fair she had no moves left! She had gone all in on Sandra and she was the only real other suspect, and everyone knew there was one traitor left.
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naomi shambles
6 years
someone's putting up "yale white student union" posters for some shock value? as if we didn't live through a whole ass race war?
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naomi shambles
7 years
first of all, SZA is talking about a text message
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naomi shambles
22 days
“YOU’RE FIGHTING TEMPTATION AS WE SPEAK” I YELPED #bb26
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naomi shambles
7 years
I can't believe DKE nationals just sent a SurveyMonkey to the brothers at Yale and called it an investigation
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naomi shambles
5 years
why does hinge have a merch store and why is it absolutely deranged
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naomi shambles
2 months
@BeeBabs Yep! It was giving she will never be happy regardless of the guy Jasmine chooses, because that will mean their relationship will change.
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naomi shambles
6 years
... y’all think this ever works for him?
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naomi shambles
6 years
@ehjovan delete this before he retweets you sjdjfjdjdj
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@naomi__shambles
naomi shambles
6 years
It’s 2038. You go visit your kid at Yale. 7 of 14 residential colleges are now named after Stephen Schwarzman. Commons is still closed. Psych & the Good Life has been taught for 20 years but everyone’s still depressed. In the distance you hear “Mr. Brightside” playing on High St.
@thecassidyle
Cassidyle
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It’s 2038. You go visit your kid at UNM. Smith Plaza is still under construction and Johnson Gym has not been renovated. Athletics’ debt has increased to $57M. The duck pond is now a swamp and there are no ducks. Everyone still hates NMSU
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naomi shambles
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@TheBigBroTea mind you chelsie fully crashed out in front of makensy’s own eyes during cotgate like 😭😭😭 SHE TRUSTS CHELSIE’S WORDS OVER HER LIVED EXPERIENCE
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naomi shambles
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begging y’all to stop engaging with the stan war that is masquerading as concern for a houseguest’s wellbeing #BB26
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naomi shambles
6 years
Why Is Everyone In New York On A Rooftop At All Times
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naomi shambles
8 years
you can't spell "thanksgiving break" without "why didn't i do literally any of my work"
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