Robin Redmile-Gordon
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There is more to life than the avoidance of death. The world turned upside down ⬆️. Trees, art, conversation, people, happiness, freedom. #JustStopVoting
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Well, I must be doing something right!
Five years into my rare leukaemia (CMML-1) life expectancy 20 months, I did a blood test on Monday. I keep all of them in a spread sheet. Here's a snap of this March compared to a year ago
Cells Range Mar-23 Mar-24
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Brilliant example of mankind.
Physically and intellectually.
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My work here is done.
I managed to live long enough to see both my boys marry, to have two gorgeous granddaughters delivered and now, now I have a grandson. Just fabulous news, fabulous! 🤭🤗🎉🥂🥳👏😘😎
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An Irish guy just called
@LBC
to say he’s leaving the UK because of Brexit. He fears a) A rise in anti-immigrant sentiment and b) Political uncertainty.
So he’s moving to France.
😂😳😂😳😂😳😂😳😂😳
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Letter to my GP:
Dear Sirs,
I’ve no idea to whom I should address this as the text message I’ve received simply says, “The GP”. How impersonal. I therefore have no choice but to leave this, similarly, impersonal.
The text message I received this morning refers to a request
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I’ve never felt so humbled in my life. Nor have I ever felt so embraced. I said literally nothing. I merely shared this shocking document with the rest of my fellow citizens - and the response has been overwhelming.
Three quarters of a million people have read that message. Thank
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This man can’t possibly be this stupid, ergo he’s lying. To start with, the NHS has never, ever been voted the best in the world. Secondly the government doesn’t run the NHS. The NHS does. They’re shit, in every possible way. Don’t listen to this liar with his stupid stethoscope
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It’s taken me thirty years to cave in to the idea of erecting a gate to my home. But with migrants living in the hotel next door, wandering my gardens as if they were their own, lately using me as a free car park (yes, asylum seekers unable to legally work, owning cars) and
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We all know and love the Neil Oliver
@thecoastguy
monologues. This one got to me more than any other. The insidious, duplicitous use of my grandchildren, all our grandchildren, in their sick schemes, makes me feel murderous. I’m not overstating this.
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I feel the need to share this with you. Not everyone will agree my attitude but I’m sick of this crap. This is a sequence of emails this evening with a Dutch plant wholesaler.
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Every year, she just takes my breath away. Planted here in 1996 as a 3 y/o, thereabouts. Perfect conditions, feet up against a cool, moist wall, head in full sun. Acer japonica, gotta love the Japanese.
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I could be wrong, but given that
@SuellaBraverman
is of Indian descent via East Africa that would imply she is of Hindu faith. Might that be why so many Muslims, particularly her political opponents, are so vehement in their criticism? Just plain bigotry?
@SayeedaWarsi
?
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@BladeoftheS
And the authorities in the UAE keep telling you that they are seeding the clouds to make this happen. Can you even read?
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I’m seventy years old.
This crap in Israel/Palestine started years before I was born, it’s been going on every day of my life. It brought us hijackings, bombings, hostages, murders, wars, fuel crises,handwringing summits, political grandstanding. I’m sorry, I just can’t get
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Okay folks, I have a little something to add.
1. To clarify the legal position. Some have already stated it here, correctly. I am under no obligation to agree to the voluntary interview, hence the word “voluntary “.
If, however, I do agree and then fail to appear, that
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Had a call from a very dear friend today, we go back 50+ yrs. She vomited blood at the weekend. Went to the GP yesterday, was seen by a paramedic who asked “what do you want me to do about it”?
She took herself to the shitty local hospital (Conquest in Hastings, a major achiever
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Tim Price has started a petition but he’s banned from Twitter so I’m posting his message:
“My petition:
Investigate all members of Parliament with links to the World Economic Forum.
The World Economic Forum is an unelected lobby group with support from large global corporate
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Cont:
Well, I won’t use the appropriate two-word response but let’s put it this way, if you think I would sit here waiting two weeks for this, you don’t know me at all, then again, you don’t know me. Thanks but no thanks. I wouldn’t pay you £160 to do your duty, the one you
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@DrTELS
Good god, man. If you really want to be a traffic warden that much, just apply. They’ll take anyone.
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The last word:
You have chosen not to understand a word I said. No, I’ve no interest in paying you £160 to answer a couple of simple questions. Interestingly, you’ve previously refused to accept payment for an actual GP appointment. I’ll never understand your mindset, nor you
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And there’s me thinking there’s no one in parliament with any balls. Turns out there was one very ballsy woman who puts the rest to shame. God I love it when people speak honestly, from the heart. Well done young lady. You might well be unemployed soon but you’ll sleep well at
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Last night I received an email from the office of my accountant of 30+ years. It asked that I submit evidence of my wife’s identity, for KYC purposes. I replied bluntly that I refuse to play these silly games. We’ve been married 23 years and they submit her tax returns every
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I must be different to other people. When I hear this woman speak, I hear a warmonger. I hear someone so totally deluded by their own ignorance and anger that they would have us kill our fellow human beings, plunge them into a world of pain and suffering and all just to appease
‘We all want lower energy bills and the only way to achieve that is to end the use of gas power.’
Campaign Manager for We Are Possible, Ali Warrington, calls for an end to gas power to protect energy bill hikes during the cost of living crisis.
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@MrsCharWright
My dear woman, I gather this relates to the loss of your husband? I’m dreadfully sorry. On behalf of the nation, I would like to apologise for the total lack of apology, expression of sympathy or slightest hint of compassion in that letter, issued by a Dept of our own government.
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@Janet_West
@Sandford_Police
Bollocks, how many eyes do you think he’s got?
If you don’t want to burn your hand, don’t put it in the fire.
Consequences, woman, consequences!
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May. What a time to be alive!
I’ve had thirteen Mays since they told me I was a gonner. Never give up. One day at a time. These are the best days of my life.
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Question for the day:
What idiot, post Brexit no less, mandated that the screw caps on all plastic and cardboard containers of liquid must now be permanently tethered to the body of the container?!?! 🤬
Now I need two hands to pour, one to keep the cap clear of the spout and
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Yesterday I was at my local TESCO’ store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her:
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Pfizer contract:
"Purchaser acknowledges...the long-term effects and efficacy of the Vaccine are not currently known and that there may be adverse effects of the Vaccine that are not currently known."
So let’s stop calling folk antivax or covidiot.
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Honestly, Birmingham has a great many very intelligent people, how did we end up sending this woman to Parliament?
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@TRobinsonNewEra
@metpoliceuk
But the good news is that they’ve handed you irrefutable evidence of their crime. That’ll make your lawyers’ job very simple.
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The vast majority of the huge response to the incomplete pictures have been exceedingly positive, kind and appreciative. So now here’s the almost finished article. I hope you like it as much as I do.
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Why do these lunatics punish themselves so?
Happy fucking Easter
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So, plant some plausible activist in the TV audience, have them spout a total fabrication and then promote it as if it were a statement of fact. Nice.
The Conservatives’ economic sabotage has dashed the hopes of young people wanting to own their own home - and all to give tax cuts to the richest 1%.
This is a crisis made in Downing Street. The Tories must recall parliament immediately to reverse this damaging budget.
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Wow!
I just took my lovely neighbours and their young family down to the local pub for a meal. They have twin daughters and last night one of them finally delivered a lovely young man named Harvey. I’ve just returned home and picked up my phone. It’s quite incredible, the
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In my entire, and now quite long life, I cannot remember a Parliament of any country acting so directly against the expressed interests of its own people and so directly in the interests of its enemies.
Can you?
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By now practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story. Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me. Fin. 😂
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@angelazhay
That’s the way it was set up in 1948, the doctors insisted on it. If they were truly independent businesses, I wouldn’t be having this problem. It’s the socialist NHS ethos that poisons normal relationships to clients.
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@jdpoc
I suggest you ask a few questions:
Ask those cancelled, sacked and convicted of hate speech….
Ask sub Postmasters about fair trials….
Ask those who understood the Covid scam about protesting…
Ask the loved ones of those murdered, burned and raped by immigrants legal &
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@classiccarguru1
Darren, I’m desperately sorry for what you’re going through.
I have only one course of action I can think of and I understand it costs money. If you can’t afford it, I’ll contribute a £1,000 with pleasure.
You need a solicitor and you need them now. Not any old solicitor but a
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Back in 1987 the Shuttle monorail opened at Gatwick, it operates driverless trains on a packed schedule. It’s incredibly reliable, has had no injuries and doesn’t require a single member of train or platform staff. Stuff the
#RMTUnion
, replace the ancient technology.
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This morning, for my sins, I listened to ten minutes of the
@BBCr4today
programme in the bathroom. Obviously,
#PostOfficeScandal
was discussed and they wheeled out the disgraced former Attorney General, the government’s senior legal adviser, from 2010-2014. You remember him? As
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Honestly, I despair.
If you’re this stupid, wouldn’t you keep quiet about it?
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@HumzaYousaf
How on earth did you do that when all communications are apparently down? Genuinely curious.
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@gavinesler
I don’t know anyone who voted Brexit who regrets it, or believes our situation is any worse than it was or would have been. Every one I know is fed up with people like you lying about it. Every one I know is thoroughly disgusted by those in government and civil service refusing
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On behalf of 17.4 million colleagues, I’d like to say a huge thank you to Tom for this brilliant soliloquy. Thanks, Tom. 🙏
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I’m at peace now.
Still inordinately sad but I can look at her again and just feel the love.
This was Maisie’s last morning. Still on duty.
Just feet away from where she now rests. My little buddy.
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So I had a Zoom consult with my oncologist today. Upshot is, scans all good, nothing lurking. I asked a question about radiation from scans. He said “we don’t really know, no one’s ever lived as long as you, after what you had.”
🤭😳💪😂
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@JimBethell
Honest open question m’lud?
How much interest/money/influence did it take from the Pharma industry to buy you as its mouthpiece?
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If wealthy people believe that climate change will imminently raise sea levels, why haven’t they rushed to sell their beachfront properties causing such a drop in prices that we can all afford one? 🤔
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I’m having a very odd day. It was 30 yrs ago I last felt like this.
I wanted to say a huge, deeply felt thanks to all the lovely people who’ve had such heartfelt words to share.
Maisie’s resting place is prepared, by the lake, overlooking her beloved bluebell woods. LastPost 1pm
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So, my 10th day of being sick and very, very hacked off. I just want a night’s sleep. There’s no respite, every hour passes interminably, from shivers to sweats and back again. On the upside, I appear to be alive and not in need of a ventilator. Brain is atrophied, though. 🤕
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Okay, I know a lot of people want to know but I just lost three hours work because the app busted a gut and swallowed my 22 long tweets, I’m exhausted, so I’ll keep this simple.
NCP lost their case against me today in the Horsham CC. Their lawyers, BW legal, lie openly, they’re
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@CouttsandCo
And now she’s worried that if she says something on Twitter that you don’t like, you could close her account and ruin her business.
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@theJeremyVine
I think you’ll find the methodology would be quite popular here, too, Jeremy.
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@hettiewagtail
@telfordvillan
I think you mistyped?
You obviously meant to ask, what is the problem in France, but you typed UK! 😂
I bet you feel silly, don’t you?
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@sajidjavid
Hi there,
It’s in the post tomorrow but I thought I’d give you a heads up to speed things along.
Look forward to hearing from you.
Robin xx
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@doctor_oxford
You can pretend it’s not the fault of management, the maintenance staff and every other employee that passes by without demanding something be done - but that’s not how improvements are made.
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@NaomiLWood
@tonyblackburn
We’ll have victims paying compensation to kidnappers next. It’s bizarre.
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@BBCSimonJack
I was expecting to find you’d pinned a tweet offering your own apology. I see my expectations were hopelessly optimistic.
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Reply today:
Dear Mr Redmile-Gordon,
Thank you for your email dated 11-04-2023. I did the initial review of this form to assess the fee, and based on the questions being asked and how long it would take to review your notes and then answer them, I suggested the fee for this
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Apparently there’s going to be a (nother) wealth tax…..
If you’re “wealthy enough” to send your child to a private school, the Enemy is going to levy a 20% tax on you.
If you just pay your other taxes and send your children to a state school, they will devalue your child’s
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Man down. 😔
We lost a good man today. My dear Friend, Derek, lately of Australia. In my mind he’s still the 6’2” blond Viking warrior I met all those years ago. His long golden locks sprouting from under his crash helmet, astride his Ariel 1,000cc taking me over a 100mph for the
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I can’t argue with a single word of that. 🤷🏻♂️
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I frankly don’t care how many miles Dominic Cummings drove, where to or why. Nor anyone else for that matter. The man is desperately needed and all those clamouring for his resignation want only one thing, the overthrow of a legitimately elected government.
Spades are spades.
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@DrProudman
You can suffer my guilt for me, I’ve no time for such inane nonsense. Hope you find a good doctor soon.
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Today is Mum’s birthday, she would be 106, but she made it to the grand age of 90. She had the hardest life and each of her three boys caused her great pain in their own ways. Her three daughters, my sisters, were not to be. I owe her everything and whilst I wasn’t a perfect son,
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Ignore the words of the leftist propagandist prefixing these images, what i see are the police trying to block these guys from the lawful right to assemble at the Cenotaph on Armistice Day. I am delighted that they remained insistent and that the police thought better of creating
An even more graphic video (posted on hooligan chat) of the far right breaking through police lines. Tommy Robinson’s key lieutenants right at the front. Police try to hold line but overwhelmed by numbers
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I’ve just watched a delightful movie on Netflix, “The Dig”.
It really is worth a watch. Deeply moving on many levels.
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Seriously, what sane British citizen wants this shit on our streets?
This “peaceful” pro Palestine marcher saw Jewish people in the counter protest and yelled:
“F**k off back to Europe you f**king terrorists”.
Another one for
@metpoliceuk
.
I certainly know who I would prefer to live amongst in this video.
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@SadiqKhan
@mrjamesob
These are just lies, from end to end.
You bought your own research and then had it manipulated to say what you wanted when the scientists disagreed with you.
The only place in London where the air is unfit to breathe is in the Underground, the one you’re responsible for, the one
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Pfizer apparently made $3.5 billion from their vaccine....in the first three months of this year. Anyone still wondering why nothing in the past year seems to make sense?
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My wife’s in New York at the moment, visiting family and friends. Most importantly, her mum. She’ll be 105 years old this year. Quite remarkable. 🥰
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@ayeshahazarika
You mean because she has black heritage? Lady, no one either knew nor cared until people like you latched onto it. Megan would be despised whatever colour she turned out to be. Give it a rest, for chrissakes.
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Come on
@ITV
make another drama documentary. 🤬
Twenty four men in Bradford are charged with having sex with one thirteen-year-old child. This is just horrific. And it goes on again and again in town after town across the country so often that it’s barely commented on anymore. | ITV News Calendar
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Just had this Twitter monitoring pop up asking me if I want to “revise” my description of Verhofstat as a twat, here it comes again....
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Well, Sunak has drawn his battle lines and I think most of us see that he’s hoisted the white flag of surrender both to the woke culture war and to any chance of winning an election, something he’s not previously achieved. Bringing Cameron back is a slap around the face with a
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No action and
@UKLabour
is happy with that.
Now, tell me about that wallpaper again?
Labour party chair received £165,000 from union, watchdog finds.
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She’s nine weeks old, about a foot long and her name is Effie. She’s currently exploring smells and checking out her reflection. I think she’s gorgeous.
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@cj_dinenage
@CommonsCMS
You stupid, ignorant,woman. How dare you, as an ignoramus, elected by morons to sit in my Parliament, ride roughshod over a thousand years of law, constitution and civilisation by condemning, vilifying and penalising a man who is totally innocent, until a jury of his peers deems
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In Australia, they tend not to beat around the bush, even though they have plenty of it.
This is the latest:
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@BreesAnna
Anna, anyone claiming to be the indisputable source of fact on just about every contentious topic, is not an organisation I would turn to for verification. Especially not one with their funding sources.
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Well…..I won.
I should be celebrating but I’m actually very downhearted by the appalling lack of ability, intelligence, integrity, ethics, you name it, not just of the legal profession, and I’m not just talking about the opposite side here, but of everyone involved in this
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@grantshapps
I didn’t vote for you, I didn’t vote for anyone, because it makes absolutely no difference. You call this a democracy but you don’t represent me, yet you rule over my country and I have watched it fall apart as you do, with worse on the horizon. Tell me again how terrible it
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@JimBethell
Oh I see! Should’ve asked Wikipedia all along. Now I remember you. Not exactly the record of someone I would want determining fact from corrupt practices. 🤨
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@JayneCallagha10
You probably wouldn’t understand, now would you. If you’re confused, just read your own profile you bigoted sociopath/socialist.
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Three years ago today, I took this picture in the spare bedroom where I had been for nine days with flu, or Covid as we now call it. Abandoned by the GP surgery (fuck off, don’t you know there’s a pandemic on?) and 111, never did answer my calls. I used my common sense and on
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Last week my young Ocado driver managed to drive into my roof….don’t ask, it’s complicated.
Anyway, Ocado were no grief, offered to get their claims coordination outfit onto it. So, yesterday morning I get a phone call from a Liverpool number. The fella asks me to give him the
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@BPAS1968
This is the woman who repeatedly lied about the length of her pregnancy and terminated at 34-36 weeks, correct? And you’re the ones who supplied the drugs, yes?
Be off with you!
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I’m in court tomorrow morning, fighting the corporate bastards. Wish me luck. It’s hardly the end of the world if I lose but someone has to try, dammit! What was that you said?
Yeah that’s right. Fuck ‘em! 🧑🚀
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@HighPlainOutlaw
@LozzaFox
@GBNEWS
@MarkSteynOnline
Oh, so you can only “spout baseless, incorrect conspiracy theory nonsense on a “news” channel month on month” if it’s “baseless, incorrect conspiracy theory nonsense” that you buy into. Got it, for a second there I thought you supported free speech and balance. Silly me.
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@GaryGaryholman
I don’t like rules, Gary. I have plenty of my own. I especially don’t like stupid rules which do absolutely nothing to stop criminals, even those running the world and making the rules, but do enormous damage to productivity, wellbeing and add enormously to our cost of living.
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My daughter just asked me if this was true after I texted it to her. I told her, “Come off it! When have I ever been caught shopping in Tesco?”
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