I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I am an adult man and not, in fact, Danny O'Neil's muumuu-wearing grandmother. I apologize for the deception; my actions were unconscionable and inexcusable and I will strive to do better but will almost certainly do worse.

@NFLDraft_101 @cmikesspinmove Turns out you can dramatically cut your overhead by simply making off-putting AI slop.

Sad that the hip hop artist with the talent and canon of work best suited to the half-time show spent the day tweeting about nazism.

Am I wrong to think these graphics are trash?

@OnAirJustin February: "hold my drear."

@mattyfbrown @PeteCarroll Pete, this is the guy who coached the Hoxton Gobsmackers all the way to the Trundle Plonk. HIRE HIM!!!

@myballard "Introducing the new Fentaccino..."

@dklmarxist Dennis Hopper

@dannyoneil A jab at Joshy Boy followed by a seemingly interminable coughing fit punctuated by venomous condemnations of the goons at Direct TV and a non-sequitur reference to date night.

@TaylorJacobs @simplyseattle Great, clever idea!

@cmikesspinmove

@dannyoneil Jones, Wagner, Sherman

@cmikesspinmove Seahawks @ Vegas in 2026. Pete walks to midfield, the entire stadium erupts into a Cannes Palme d'Or style 15 minute standing ovation. Pete stubbornly plays cover 3 the entire game and Geno dishes to the flat and seam en route to a 38-3 Hawks victory.

@KyleBrandt

I really like Geno Smith as a person and player and hope he stays on the team.

I do not want Sam Howell to be the last thing I see this season.

RT @nannyodeil: @FootballGirlAna

@NFLonBread Real Estate Agent/Receivers Coach has a nice ring to me.

@JacsonBevens Obviously, the stakes were nowhere near the same, but that passing call on first down was far dumber and less justifiable than SB49.

@mattyfbrown "He's got it!" I yelled with total, embarrassing conviction.