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Did anyone else notice Chris Jones was holding a Seahawks hat last night?
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Okay no joke I got this DM from somebody in Russ’s camp and I don’t know what to do with it.
#Seahawks
#BroncosCountry
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🧵Former
#Seahawks
RB Marshawn Lynch discusses with Richard Sherman the pain he felt when Russell Wilson called an audible on the 1 yard line in Super Bowl 49.
Lynch: "It's almost as painful as if it was [yesterday]"
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BREAKING NEWS: I'm told
#Seahawks
are in talks to have rapper Future to perform during the halftime show when
#Broncos
visit in week 1.
#NFLScheduleRelease
The
@Broncos
will open the season at Seattle on MNF.
They will then play 16 other football games prior to possible postseason games.
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Sunday: Seahawks are eliminated from the playoffs
Monday: Huskies lose in the National Championship
Wednesday: Pete Carroll steps down as head coach
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Sources: New
#Seahawks
OC Ryan Grubb is in talks with Ryan Fitzpatrick to be the team's new Quarterbacks coach.
Fitzpatrick has a close relationship with Geno Smith, going back to their time together on the New York Jets and is eager to help Geno take the next step forward.
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Surprised more people aren't talking about this *bombshell* from Bready Henderson's article on ESPN.
Russell Wilson reportedly called an audible at the end of SB 49 so he could win MVP instead of Marshawn Lynch.
#Seahawks
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This man will always be responsible for preventing Aaron Rodgers from going to another Super Bowl.
Football legend period.
Back where he belongs.
We've signed Jon Ryan to a one-day contract, and he'll retire as a Seattle Seahawk.
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The Seahawks wanted a dog, so they got one.
Vote Kenneth Walker for OROY.
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I'm told part of the divide between Pete Carroll &
#Seahawks
ownership was about the willingness to draft a rookie QB.
Pete Carroll was apparently adamant the team is "so close" to winning w/ Geno Smith; whereas ownership & front office have their eyes on a "dream" pick at QB.
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The Seattle Mariners were invented by the government to make you feel sad personally
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It’s come to my attention the Broncos and Rams will play on Nickelodeon on Christmas Day.
Seahawks Twitter must be ready to rig the voting and make Russell Wilson the NVP (Nickelodeon Valuable Player). Be ready.
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Pete Carroll is the man who gave Russell Wilson and Geno Smith a chance to start NFL games and was RIDICULED by fans and the media alike.
The greatest believer of all time.
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Pete Carroll probably should’ve fired Darrell Bevell after SB 49 but instead took responsibility for what happened.
Kyle Shanahan fired Steve Wilks after Sunday’s SB & then later criticized him on a conference call.
Speaks volumes about both men and their leadership IMO.
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Russell Wilson out-dueling Mahomes on MNF in 2018
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No matter how many times players burn bridges on their way out, they always come back for Pete.
Seeing Russell come back to Seattle for this moment is worth crying over.
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Pete Carroll retiring has literally healed all wounds on the Seahawks 🥹😭
What did Pete Carroll think about former QB Russell Wilson surprising him at dinner? What did Russell & Richard Sherman talk about as he was leaving the party?
Click here to watch a snippet of the interview and be sure to tune into the final Pete Carroll Show tomorrow at 8am.
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I'm told
#Seahawks
top-brass, including owner Jody Allen, will attend the College Football Championship on Monday.
The Seahawks are said to be keenly interested in both Jim Harbaugh & Kalen DeBoer as candidates to replace Pete Carroll, should the team miss the playoffs.
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Just so everyone is keeping score at home:
The refs didn’t call a single flag on the late and dirty hit to Geno Smith
Puka trips on his own accord and they call DPI on third and goal
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10 years ago today, I watched our Seattle Seahawks defeat the Denver Broncos in Super Bowl 48 at my friend’s tiny apartment at our east coast college.
I was one of three Seahawks fans out of the 40+ people packed in the room as our team shocked the world.
One Bronco fan
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Sources tell me
#Seahawks
head coach Mike Macdonald made every player bring a pair of Air Monarchs to burn in a team bonfire last night.
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BREAKING:
#49ers
Head Coach Kyle Shanahan shared some harsh words for fans in his final press conference today.
“This whole ‘Bang Bang 9er gang’ chant… Where did that even originate? I never consented to this…”
Does Kyle Shanahan have a point?
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Me waiting for the Seahawks to be a good 3rd down team
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A day after
@usopen
took shots at him,
#Seahawks
QB Drew Lock posted on instagram a photo of himself at a tennis court.
"All day hydration w/ the best water on and off the tennis court.
#TennisIsLife
"
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The Seahawks already play again in four days on Thursday Night Football
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Pete Carroll had every right to give these fraudulent refs the business
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Sources tell me the Seahawks have asked DB Coby Bryant to "add a few pounds" and prepare to play snaps at linebacker in 2024
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Former
#Seahawks
scouts tell me John Schneider had to trick Pete Carroll into believing Russell Wilson was 6 feet tall in order to draft him.
“John even made one of us draw on a roll of measuring tape as proof”.
“Pete was so mad, he never let John draft another QB again”.
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I’m told Jamal Adams considered rejoining the
#Seahawks
but was offended by the team’s requirement he would permanently change his position to outside linebacker.
One league source tells me “He thinks he’s the best safety in the nation and won’t be Mike Macdonald’s blitz boy”
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USA Today has been officially breaded:
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The NFL needs to make Devon Witherspoon Defensive Rookie of the Year so Pete Carroll can go out as the greatest DB guru to ever live
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Billy, this player is named Michael Penix. He ran a 4.46 40 at his pro day and has the best arm coming out of college this year.
He should be a top 10 pick in the draft but he won't because the league is full of dummies.
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It's fine to think the Seahawks can upgrade from Geno Smith at QB. There's probably at least 8-10 better players right now in the NFL.
But Geno's play isn't remotely a problem with the team right now. Anyone that has made hating Geno their personality needs professional help.
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Who knows more ball? Micah Parsons or the average Twitter reply guy?
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According to the NFL’s draft tracker, the Seahawks may have traded with the Patriots for the 3rd pick in the draft…
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Mike Macdonald head coach.
Ryan Grubb offensive coordinator.
A british lad as our defensive coordinator.
John Schneider’s master class is in full swing
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Seattle will always love you Pete
Pete Carroll's tenure as head coach of the Seahawks:
- 14 seasons
- Super Bowl XLVIII Champion
- Winning record in 11 of 14 seasons as head coach
- 137 wins & .606 win pct are both highest in Seahawks franchise history
- 10 playoff wins since 2010 (T-3rd in the NFL among head
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Zay Flowers: WR1 on the Ravens
Jordan Addison: WR2 on the Vikings
JSN: WR3 on the Seahawks who are missing both offensive tackles
I can’t seem to figure out why JSN is off to a slow start compared to his draft peers 🧐
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BREAKING NEWS: Russell Wilson's "Dangerwich" has been removed from the Subway Vault after weeks of viral memes and backlash.
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SCOOP:
#Seahawks
are set to explore hiring two head coach candidates to split offensive and defensive duties.
There are several candidates they are “extremely” interested in and want to hire talented minds on both sides of the ball.
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I'm told Geno Smith is prepared to sign a 3 year extension with the
#Seahawks
... but only if QB Coach Dave Canales remains with the team.
Canales just had a successful interview to be the
#Buccaneers
OC and it's widely believed Smith will follow him to Tampa Bay.
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Byron Murphy, Leonard Williams, Dre Jones, and Nwosu are going to be so dangerous together
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Lynch: "I know for a fact some [ex] Seahawks didn't want him to succeed... we was a team and the way it was portrayed as if it wasn't"
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Sources tell me the
#Seahawks
rejected a trade offer from the
#Commanders
, offering to send a 2nd round pick for Pete Carroll.
Commanders have now hired Dan Quinn as their new head coach and Seahawks keep Carroll in the building to guide Mike Macdonald for years to come.
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You might not believe it but the Seahawks are now 1-0 when Jake Bobo catches at least one pass in a game.
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Fox announcing crew took like ten minutes to realize Fred Warner started that entire fight just insanity
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If you’re reading this post, you probably don’t realize how good Geno Smirh is
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They really taunted at Geno on that Lock pick. I’m gonna be sick.
The Rams are truly a pathetic organization.
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I'm told the
#Seahawks
are currently between Chip Kelly and Eric Bieniemy for their vacant offensive coordinator position.
Seahawks are eager to settle on a candidate soon to finalize its staff & Geno Smith's fate before his contract fully guarantees on Feb 16th.
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Some positive Bread Crumbs after today's loss:
- JSN looked like the WR we were promised today
- Jamal Adams and a healthy secondary looks great
- Lot of positive drives by the pass rush
- 49ers lost & Brock Purdy looks *bad* without CMC
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Alright Geno has spoken so it’s time to pivot and support Russ 🫡
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The Cheathawks are so powerful we’re blaming questionable calls a year ago on the Lions losing last night.
GO HAWKS 🫡
Keep in mind: Multiple missed calls helped key the Seahawks’ overtime victory over the Rams in Week 18 last season that sent Seattle to the wild-card round and prevented the Lions from reaching the playoffs.
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DK Metcalf did nothing wrong and I don’t care what the refs or my mentions say
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The Seahawks forgot to resign Jordyn Brooks
Former Seahawks LB Jordyn Brooks has agreed to terms with the Miami Dolphins on a 3-year, $30 million deal.
Deal negotiated by
@ErikBurkhardt
of
@RocNationSports
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I wish people did not feel the desire to be this weird to players online.
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BREAKING:
#Seahawks
sign veteran QB Colin Kaepernick to their roster today.
“We needed a proven winner like Colin to show Drew Lock how it’s done” - Pete Carroll
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Tyler Lockett just appeared in a Super Bowl commercial. We already won 12s
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Seahawks leadership in Baltimore asking Mike Macdonald to come to Seattle
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Geno.
DK.
Jason Myers.
The dumbest people on this site have all been silenced for at least a week.
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Seahawks win.
49ers lose.
What a glorious Christmas season.
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The cat is out of the bag: Russell Wilson's new pup was originally named "Hawk" before they gave it the name "Bronco".
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The Seahawks posted this on instagram what the hell lmaoo
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I’m honestly glad to see John stick up for Jamal Adams. People have completely become prisoners of the moment and forgot how talented of a player he is.
John Schneider said on
@SeattleSports
that he's tired of the Jamal Adams narratives that he was a different player after getting paid. John seemingly also tired of critiques about the compensation it took to acquire Jamal.
Full quote:
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Sources tell me
#Seahawks
are nearing a multi-year extension with QB Drew Lock, in hopes to avoid using the franchise tag and keep him in Seattle long term.
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John Schneider knew Aaron Donald is retiring which is why we haven’t signed a guard yet. Chills.
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The day has finally arrived. Ian Rapoport was BREADED live on air.
Watch for yourself:
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The
#Seahawks
Pro Shop today briefly had a page up for a Baker Mayfield jersey and has since been deleted. This comes after a Josina Anderson report about a trade for Mayfield being actively discussed between Seattle and Cleveland.
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Reporting lesson for Dov: a player is not a healthy scratch if they missed practice the whole week w/ a knee injury
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Sources close to the
#Seahawks
have informed me that owner Jody Allen has given the team the go-ahead to do "whatever it takes" to trade up to the
#2
overall pick in the
#NFLDraft2023
and select their quarterback of the future.
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Sam Howell is NOT competing against Geno Smith to start, let's be serious Adam.
Seattle has long liked QB Sam Howell. Now, with Drew Lock signing with the Giants, Howell can compete with Geno Smith for the Seahawks starting QB job.
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“The Lions are about to score a touchdown. Call it back”
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Seahawk fans aren't allowed to complain about Geno Smith's contract ever again
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I know I would hate Brock Purdy less if he didn't play for the 49ers but the more people try to excuse his obvious flaws, the more my loathing grows
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