Jacson A. Bevens
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“You see this number here? That’s how many people retweeted it and this number over here— that’s your likes. You can see we got 9, and we got 50. But this number right here in the middle… 184. BOOM! That’s a ratio, Pat”
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I’ve been on twitter for like 8 years and there’s still nothing that has topped Earth Sandwich
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Classic accidental fully-cocked haymaker to the opponent’s best player
They called this an intentional foul, 2 free throws and possession. A 2-year-old could see this wasn’t intentional.
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RFK Jr trying to get a cabinet position:
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For those laughing at Tyreek Hill thinking he can beat Noah Lyles, here’s a reminder of how fast he was when he was *16* years old
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Mark Davis looks like microwaved Jon Gruden leftovers
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Reminder that a nation-leading 65% of Bo Nix’s passing yards have been after the catch
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Friendly reminder that Julio Rodriguez is only one inch and eight pounds smaller than DK Metcalf
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To be clear, I am not saying I think Tyreek would win. I’m saying there’s a reason Tyreek thinks he could, and that he’s far more than just football fast.
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Trubisky with laborious trash throw after laborious trash throw then Russ comes in and just drops a handful of dimes in 15 seconds 😂
NFC up first in the Best Hands competition!
@Mtrubisky10
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@MikeEvans13_
@DangeRussWilson
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@athielen19
📺:
#ProBowlSkills
on ESPN + Disney XD
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literally everyone fully grasps this
The Russell Wilson trade, which resulted in the largest dead cap hit in NFL history and an insurmountable shortage of draft picks, has significantly drained the Broncos' talent pool—something I believe many people still don’t fully grasp.
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the sincerity with which she turned and looked for the ball after 🤣
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@sIicksista
Ain’t anything on the planet that 97% of people agree with. You could ask if the Pope is a lizard and get 4% yes.
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9 months after making the Super Bowl, the Rams have:
*The worst QB in their division
*The worst QB contract in the league
*The worst RB contract in the league
*Bloated salary cap situaish
*No 1st rounders between now and the end of mankind
Hate to see it.
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Sue Bird really played an entire 21-year career between Mariners playoff appearances
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Making breakfast for my 4-year-old this morning and he said “Daddy, I realize that comedy involves a certain delicate nuance but I fear that Will Smith’s reaction represents a tear in the social fabric that we may not recover from. It was assault. He could have killed him”
🥺🥰✊
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@minakimes
“Charles” Brown is clearly still recovering from traumatic childhood experiences featuring women and football
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Probably get signed before Kaepernick
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The Seattle Mariners are on pace to be the first team to have the lowest ERA (3.53) and the lowest batting average (.216) in the same season since the Ephrata Porkmilkers pulled it off in 1899
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Russell Wilson: hey gu—
Aaron Donald, JJ Watt, Nick Bosa, and Doug Baldwin:
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In the past 6 months John Schneider has turned:
*Frank Clark
*Barkevious Mingo
*Jacob Martin
*5th rounder
Into
*Jadaveon Clowney
*DK Metcalf
*Quandre Diggs
*Josh Gordon
*7 extra picks
Also added Ziggy Ansah and extended Bobby Wagner.
He’s on a got damn killing spree.
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Just texted a client I was getting all my dicks in a row so I guess it’s time to move to another country
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Ain’t this you after 40 scoreless yards in SB 49? 🤔
172 yards in the last 6 games (SB included) of the season and no TDs 🤦🏿♂️ who held you then? Don’t be a dickhead and continue to play your role on a already great team with a great coach!! Congrats to my guy
@tkelce
and the future of the NFL
@PatrickMahomes
! Y’all did y’all thing!
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Never forget that Darren Rovell runs like he already started pooping
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If you could nominate one sports image to hang in the Louvre Museum, what would you choose?
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John Schneider, in a single offseason:
*Turned Frank Clark into 7 additional picks, including DK Metcalf
*Traded two nobodies for Jadeveon Clowney
*Extended Russell Wilson and Bobby Wagner
*Traded candy wrappers for Quandre Diggs
*Signed Josh Gordon and Marshawn Lynch
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All-time favorite Seahawk
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Rizzs weeping in the booth as he watches the team celebrate
🥹🥹🥹
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Beating up a woman: 4 games
Betting on games: 17 games
Atlanta Falcons’ statement on the NFL investigation of Calvin Ridley:
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I literally can’t hear anything over those arms
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The Seahawks offered Clowney $15M. He turned it down. They went out and built arguably the best secondary in the NFL instead. I am done being upset about this.
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Chiefs-Seahawks gonna be the wildest Super Bowl yet
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hear me when I say if this video is real it’s the greatest highlight in football history
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Apparently - while in Christmas Eve Mass w my Family - I accidentally and unknowingly Liked a Tweet. Never intended to and remain a huge believer in Jimmy. Merry Christmas to everyone.
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DK Metcalf showed up to his first NFL game in a Steve Largent jersey.
Two years later, he breaks Largent’s franchise record for recovering yards. 👑
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The Seahawks really looked at last season and chose Pete + John over Russ
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First time in ballclub history the starting pitchers have gone an entire series without allowing a run
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Marshawn iced a playoff game with the greatest run in NFL history then turned and literally grabbed his nuts while scoring.
Y’all are arguing over second place.
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If anyone knows the people responsible for this please thank them for me and let them know they have made the world a breader place
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Just imagine the Seahawks treating the 1st quarter of every game like they were down 14 in the 4th.
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According to the tumblr account 69yourmom420, the Seahawks are working on a deal to bring Aaron Donald over from the Rams. Details to come
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Julio Rodriguez now the fastest player in MLB *history* to reach 15 HRs and 20 SBs.
A supernova.
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Niners fans still looking for that first ring of the flat screen era
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My buddy Scott just sent me this insane picture he took of Ichiro years ago
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Clowney: hurt
Ansah: hurt
Woods: suspended
Green: like 17 years old
Collier: bad
Poona:
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I got a lot of complicated feelings about Percy Harvin but he’s the author of the single most joyous play in my life as a sports fan.
This was the moment we all *knew* the Seahawks were gonna be world champs.
#OnThisDay
4️⃣ years ago, Percy Harvin took the kickoff 8️⃣7️⃣ yards to the house 🚀
And the
@Seahawks
won Super Bowl 48 🏆
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I don’t even know who the original source is but shout out to them for this masterpiece
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There’s a 10% chance that bag of balls wins the starting job
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The 2013 Broncos are, to this day, the best, most productive offense of all time. They lost the Super Bowl to the LOB 43-8.
Miss me with this clout-chase.
*Fun fact: The Seahawks defense scored as many points as Denver’s offense in that game.
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SeaCocks! Hilarious!! Like Seahawks, but penises. Amazing!
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Also Seattle is 26-13 against SF with 9 division titles and a Super Bowl win since the last time the Niners got a ring. 🤷🏻♂️
But enjoy those ‘80s memories 🍻
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DK Metcalf NFL Ranks:
Receiving yards: 2nd
Receiving TDs: 1st
Yards Per Catch: 1st
No more waiting; he’s arrived.
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I don’t know how long I’m gonna live but I promise you it’s 20 years shorter than if I wasn’t a Seahawks fan
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@BostonJerry
“unskilled labor” is one of those terms that tells everyone that the person using it lacks awareness
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Drew Lock sure made it harder to be mad about him today
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Tyler Lockett:
*Has 3 drops on his last 410 targets
*As many improbable catches as anyone in this list
*Is the highest rated WR in the NFL when targeted over the last 3 years
But sure, yeah, somewhere out of the top 10 seems reasonable...
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one year ago today, a southern preacher dropped the greatest thread in Twitter history
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Seahawks casually putting together a nice lil offseason
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that presser went through me like a harpoon 🥺
"This is worth crying for."
@PeteCarroll
thanking his wife Glena will also have you in tears. 🥹💙
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SEAHAWKS
Without Russell Wilson:
35 years, 4 ten-win seasons
With Russell Wilson:
7 years, 6 ten-win seasons
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Everyone says “bet on yourself” but as soon as someone does it…
Kayshon Boutte bet he would score a touchdown and rack up 82.5 yards against Florida State on Sept. 4, 2022. Part of an eight-leg parlay.
He didn't hit on either.
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Ready to join fellow Seahawks legends Jerry Rice, Franco Harris, and Terrell Owens in the Hall of Fame
Greg Olsen announces he’s retiring after 14 seasons in the NFL
What a career.
@brgridiron
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Vegas has never watched a Seahawks game
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I thought Seattle finishing higher in offensive DVOA than the Rams did would be the most shocking Seahawks stat of the season.
I was wrong.
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DK Metcalf did everything a receiver can do to tell his coach he’d put the team on his back last night and his coach was like lol no
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DK Metcalf has 6 TDs in his last 6 games against Ramsey
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Never forget that The Los Angeles Angels literally translates to The The Angels Angels
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The Seahawks defense just spent more time on the field than any team in NFL history and only gave up 6 points.
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I love DK Metcalf with an intensity that makes even my immediate family uncomfortable
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Remember in 2012 when the Seahawks drafted two HOFers and a 50+ sack guy in the first 3 rounds and some guy gave them an F cuz I dooooo
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Carson Wentz looks like he just got profiled by the New York Times in a story about refinery layoffs
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Geno Smith being 4th in QBR is insane
The
#Seahawks
rank 31st in pass block win rate (38%) and 31st in run block win rate (65%).
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IPA prices getting ridiculous
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Do not let this man leave. Give him 5-star accommodations inside the VMAC.
Future Hall of Fame RB Adrian Peterson, 36, on his one game, about a month and a half with Seahawks: “Probably the best experience I’ve had, from ownership down to…the cafeteria. Great people.”
Said Rashaad Penny “didn’t shy away” from asking for his advice. “Just a blessing”
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The Patriots had 8 in the box! Passing the ball was fine! Malcolm Butler made a great play!
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DK Metcalf’s three-come drill gonna go down as one of the 5 best things to ever happen to the Seahawks
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Griffey’s pimp walk the moment he hit a dinger is in a swagger class by itself
Ken Griffey Jr. and his signature swing debuted in MLB 31 years ago today 💪
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Meanwhile, Penix touches the face of God thrice a week with his 50-yard rainbow spinners
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The Broncos traded all those picks to Seattle and Denver is the team that actually drafted a franchise QB
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Y’all remember that one time when Thomas Rawls had 255 yards and 2 TDs against the 49ers and then literally ceased to exist?
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Y’all ever get high and watch Kenneth Walker III highlights?
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DK Metcalf through 3 games:
12 catches, 300 yards, 3TDs
If you’re wanting to respond to this with any variation of “should’ve been 4 TDs” I invite you to, before hitting send, look at yourself in the mirror for 30 seconds and ask if this is who you want to be in this life.
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I’m quite pro-Russ in all this but the one part of the article I found hilarious was RW being like “I want superstars on defense. I want more stars on offense. And I want a great OL.”
I’m sure John was like “ok awesome let me just head down to Trader Joe’s and grab all that” lol
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Just a wild take on a Super Bowl champion quarterback with more wins through 10 years than any QB in history while being the 4th highest rated passer of all time.
"Russell Wilson is not an all-time great QB. He's never going to be in those conversations. We have to stop putting him in that world that any team that has Russell Wilson can win a Super Bowl."
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@Realrclark25
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I think Bo Nix is very good and won’t be surprised if he succeeds as a pro I just have a hard time awarding the Heisman to someone with a 5-yard aDoT
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Russell Wilson:
I want a bigger investment in the OL
Beat writers in the other 31 markets:
With his relationship in Seattle irreparably broken, here’s how (insert team) can get the Hall of Famer by trading their worst contracts and a Day 3 pick to the Seahawks
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Fuck all y’all’s negativity. 2020 NFC West champs. Hang the fucking banner.
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Most successful? Russ
Seattle-est career? Edgar
Coolest? Marshawn
Baddest? GP
But the most iconic is Ken Griffey Jr.
Who is the most iconic athlete in Seattle sports history?
We're discussing now and taking your suggestions on
@dannyoneil
and
@GallantSays
on
@710ESPNSeattle
Text your thoughts in: 710710
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