𝐤𝐞𝐰𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞 🦢🍄
@n0nbinarybooty
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“usijinyime ati unasave” has driven me to the pits😭😭.
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the universe needs to bless me so i can start giving my friends birthday money.
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can i kms cause i've just ordered a whole ass 21 piecer alafu mtu wa uber eats akaniblock everywhere, what do i do?😭
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just read somewhere that “the potential you see in them ISN’T REAL, it’s a projection of what YOU would do in their position.” This made me rethink everything😭😭.
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the art of hand placement.
The art of waist grab.
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Lemme see my baddies with glasses real quick 😍😍.
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and I used to watch that madness everytime.
Rabbids invasion was brain rot😭.
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nimekaa tu chini hivi nikakumbuka the liquor store man has a family to feed.
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sitting on a chair that still has someone else’s warmth😭 <<
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tumebaki wawili wenye hatuna hizo shades za welders😔😔.
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I know a cold minute maid apple hate to see me coming.
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you have no man, Stacy, all of them are just different versions of your absent dad, cheers🙏🏽.
bruh i miss my man so much😭.
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someone who loves me.
Rough or soft sex?.
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wah wah wah nilieka simu kwa haga na bado wakaniibia😭😭😭.
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hujui what panicking is if you’ve never been found hotboxing😭😭.
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never misses still😛
god knows how many times i’ve done these same braids this year 😭.
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Quote this tweet with a pic you did today.
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couples are now going to places according to the alphabet alafu kuna wewe sasa😭😭🫵🏽.
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trying to maintain the perfect arch while that shit be in your stomach fkpdlcjdsxbggt.
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You are sick kama unaweza enda sherehe na hii weather.
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i want someone to like me so much they start going thru my liked tweets.
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wasn’t gonna drink today but i just miss kapenguria six so much 😔.
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that one SDA pal:.
Btw watu uweza aje kuacha soda? Mimi ilinishinda kabisa. I try to go three days napita karibu na duka kiu ya Fanta Orange inanigonga.
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"the bigger the daddy issues, the more fire the coochie".
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will you still love me after you find out my guilty pleasure is watching thee pluto show?🥺😭.
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y’all are taking it too far with the smokie combos😭😭 bc wth is smondi???.
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btw once you put me in a situation where I have to compete for anything, I just disappear. I’m too lazy mahn, i just can’t stress for nothing like have it please, it’s yours lol😭.
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manifesting an m-pesa message before today ends 🕯.
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“I need child support for the kids in my throat”😭😭😭.
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cousins who come loaded with za at a family function are the best in the world🥹😭.
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When you don’t know if you’re supposed to be on the private story so you don’t reply to the posts💀💀.
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Life was good when we used to go to Splash on Sundays 🥹.
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“unakula spaghetti minyoo zinadhani umewaletea madem”😭😭😭.
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the only right way to deal with manipulative parents is manipulating them.
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I hope everyone has a great day except for anyone that eats runny eggs. You will never deserve a good day.
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not me eating a whole muffin and cookie for the owner to say they were edibles 😭💀
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the sluttiest thing a man can do is having tattoos on their arms🥴.
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lemme wake them up w 8 attachments of soapy nyondos>>🫶🏽.
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never breaking my shrooms virginity till i meet the loml.
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thinking if i should keep calm or show him why i haven’t had a bf in 4 years😂.
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huyu hana Instagram na Twitter, can we just fill this room with thank you 🙏🏽😭.
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Women in glasses thread? 🥹.Bless us queens.
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we’re moving to coke.
we have to stop drinking alcohol you guys.
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the sluttiest thing a man can do is have clean nails.
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August photo dump,anyone?.
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the goal is to be so rooted in yourself that nobody’s presence or absence can disturb your inner peace🔮🧿.
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when you both know you aren’t good for each other but you do it for the plot>.
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July photo dump,anyone?.
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dick from a guy with 40 followers who posts his takes on soccer, politics and current events.
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Thursdays are so unnecessary cause mbona si Friday yet??!.
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when my left titty decided to pop out and say hi to everyone at the gym😭💀
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I find calm men so attractive, absolutely love the gentle aura 🥰.
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stay away from men that know they're fine yhoo😭😭.
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when you’re the girl they can never leave alone but also the girl they can’t commit to<<😔.
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💕💣
June photo dump,anyone?.
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penye nimefika lemme just type out a dating cv nikuwe natuma kama document😭😭😭.
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WE WILL NOT FORGET!!💔.#RutoMustGo.
I'm still at various morgues helping families of departed comrades. The grief of a mother losing a son is just. so sad. One mother just confirmed the body of her son today. The thought that all this was needless makes it more painful 😔😔😔
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Being asked out on dates & being courted properly>>>.
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he’s been reading my text for 2 days now and i know it’s just because he’s thinking about what to reply 🥰.
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it’s so sick and twisted how i’m not laid up with someone right now.
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hits different when you’re both naked in bonnets and happy socks>>.
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facts. embarrassment is a social construct so just wtf you wanna do.
I don't believe in kuchoma, shame is a mindset💯.
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finding someone who’s gonna talk me through it is like my sole goal this year😭😭😭.
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ntapata mrembo ama niendelee kuvuta bangi?.
Shida ni nyinyi wote mnalia mko na kutu lakini hamtaki tusaidiane, hatuna umoja kabisa🥲.
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I WANT A RELATIONSHIP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭☺️.
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i’m 4 years older than my brother but anaeza ingia home 3am and i’ve been given an 8pm curfew??oh😭😭.
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hey with the intention of sitting down on your lap with your cock between my coochie walls so I can jerk it off like it's mine.🧎🏾♀️.
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my first instinct when i see a nigga in sweats is just to look🤣🤣.
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I’ve never recovered from missing AG’s concert 😭😭😭.
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weed and tap water i’m afraid.
Pia campus guys are talking about girls using them?😭😭you were being used for what exactly.
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why is detaching SO easy for me? and it’s not like i wasn’t feeling it, it just goes from 100 to 0 rq😭.
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any tech guy on the TL? I need to ask sth 👀(has to be 6’1, dark and has a connecting beard).
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yall it’s so so sadddddd my butt is so fattttttt ☹️☹️☹️☹️😔😔😔.
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“what does your tattoo mean?” nothing bae i’m just a hoe for needles😭🫶🏽.
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