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A Passport. A Black card. Feminist.

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@mxndxyluv
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2 years
The higher the number of people that come out to vote, the harder it is to rig. The reason we saw how blatant the rigging was, was because people came out to vote and have the evidence of all the rubbish that went down
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What did you learn from this election?
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@mxndxyluv
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3 years
The day they called Okonjo Iweala ashawo on this app was too funny. A whole Okonjo Iweala???😂😂. Who I come be?
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@mxndxyluv
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2 years
@kfcharmian The parents…😄😂
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@mxndxyluv
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3 years
So you people are telling me that if FG tells banks to automatically withdraw 10k from everybody's account, they will withdraw it because courts are not in session? No questions asked? No resistance? Is that what you are saying?
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@mxndxyluv
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3 years
@netflix We are not dead in Jesus name
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@mxndxyluv
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2 years
Instead of paying 70k for asake. - Buy live goat. Pay Mai suya to suya it for you - Buy crates of beer - Play the album on Apple music with loud speakers. You'll have a 10X better experience with your guys than whatever you think you'll get from the concert.
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@mxndxyluv
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5 years
Instead of buying N100, 000 hublot, just buy the 2k one. They are both fake
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@mxndxyluv
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4 years
Please now is not the time to ‘mind your business’ I engaged my Uber driver yday he said he heard COVID-19 is spread like HIV. I had to educate him. I went to coldstone, they had their masks worn wrongly. I had to find their supervisor and introduce myself. Then educated them
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@mxndxyluv
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5 years
@chuks_andy When he finishes, he should be going to his house. Rubbish
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@mxndxyluv
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1 year
@tastefullysaucy @isiomae_ And the women are the least visited
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@mxndxyluv
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3 years
@Fluffs_ She should have just told you to pick up her children from school 😭 😭. The audacity
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3 years
@Foodwithdom Lmao. Olodo is such a painful insult 😭😭
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3 years
@notcapnamerica Me as the pilot
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3 years
@da_moxy @iamsuperwhales That blender >>>>>
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3 years
@chaplinez70 Everyday we see why Tiwa Savage refused to greet you
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@mxndxyluv
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2 years
Why is it that some men that saw how their mothers suffered with their fathers and hail her for all she did for them, will still mete the same treatment to the mother of their children? Honest question....cos I always try to understand it
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@mxndxyluv
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3 years
@people The next album is gonna bang....loud
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@mxndxyluv
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2 years
@JeSuisNkem It's such a feel good song. The video also does it justice. You just want to travel somewhere with the LOML and do fun stuff with the song playing in the background
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@mxndxyluv
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5 years
@TipsyBartender Did I just see absinthe and everclear going in?
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2 years
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@mxndxyluv
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3 years
@the_OmoOshun Plis dear. My shoulder do usually dislocate
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@mxndxyluv
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3 years
@Hauwa_L Breaking News: 100m men's final postponed as cows were found on the track. Hisbah impounds vehicles carrying athletes kits as 'they are too tight and will cause people to sin' Lai Mohammed: FG is not aware that only NTA was licensed to show the Olympics games
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@mxndxyluv
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2 years
@i_am_crucifix This man does not know scented candles are expensive. Premium gift. See why we should keep giving this men singlets and boxers or packet of handkerchief to clean his sweat from a stressful day 😒
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@mxndxyluv
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3 years
@ayanfe_nimi This is prime example of 'derailment'. Proper schizophrenia
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3 years
@stephenasmith You are very silly. Why did you have to pronounce their names in such a derogatory manner? Oponu oshi
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3 years
They've also called Oby Ezekwesili ashawo on this app 😭😭
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@mxndxyluv
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2 years
@Tzar_Marc It's to give the doctor the 4th one as souvenir
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1 year
@profbobadilla Cash > Cashless Reading on paper > On computer or phone Early to airport
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@mxndxyluv
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5 years
People saying olamide performed well obviously didn't watch stonebwoy perform. Many non-Ghanaians didn't know his music too, me inclusive. Yet he over killed it.
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@mxndxyluv
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4 months
It's my birthday. Whoop Whoop!!!
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2 years
@olaseni_aa That's why you break the shell afterwards. Their father
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4 years
She was so grateful, and effected it immediately. Please, DON'T MIND YOUR BUSINESS'. If you do the right thing and the next person doesn't, e don be for you
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5 years
@ulomareen @UcheKalu_ The worst is when they’ve given you green light, as you want to move *boom* accident 😭😭
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@mxndxyluv
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2 years
@tayoainafilms Is this even safe for them?
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5 years
@iam_besha I swear mothers are in the same whatsapp group
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1 year
@Track_Gazette Lmaooooo. It’s the mothers that even agreed to run for me. I’d have just gone and sat down
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2 years
@Nurlalah Go to Oshodi 😂😂
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6 years
Fitness inspiration. I did that 💪🏼
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1 year
@itunuloluwa I like when children kobalize you. This one does not even need DNA test 😂😂
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2 years
@Still_Maryam If ein say na blueberries he like, na blueberries he like na
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4 years
@IkoroduB @netflix @lacasadepapel Lmao 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾. This thing is not easy at all
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6 years
@SexyMadamz They can't manipulate you if you are not rich
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3 years
@Tyek000n It's in that same bayelsa I saw 'appeal court'
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3 years
@RapUp First Megan Good, now Megan thee stallion. Megan Fox, start praying 😭😭
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2 years
@MIUCClAMUSE Like she never left
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@DOOMSVENGEANCE Long life is more of a curse than a blessing
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3 years
Am I the only one that thinks Pere will do a better job than Ayoola on TMC?
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2 years
@BlagapeUK 1. You don't need a man of God to tell you who your partner is. 2. The fact that the person is God fearing does not mean it will work
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3 years
@SNWCHlLD These people are rich rich 😭. Can someone put a link of every gizmo in the video please?
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2 years
@thesaramarchant @jlbthemd The best answer tbh, cos your dad is taking that baby home with him 😂😂. I didn't tell him to find any baby. It's his now
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@iKillCuriosity I laughed so hard when I hear that line 😂😂. Then 'I'll marry you, you'll born twins for me'. Poor girl 😂😂
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@TerryKanu All power belongs to the Lord 😂😂
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2 years
@taadelodun Your roommate 🫠
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@ZaynabWakawa Chaos in 5..4..3...2...1
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@GlenGavin7 Nobody recycles better than us 😂😂
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@AdaUbakala But he was OK when he thought she was in church?
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@productexe @Papi_waga Looking for who will cook for them by 3am and wake up before 8am 🙂
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@EditiEffiong Lmaooooo. We now understand why Orubebe wanted to craze
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@SegunMaximus This was not even the race in question. This was heat
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2 years
@ManLikeIcey Election observer will go here and be saying all is well with the elections
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2 years
@nneh_o Lmaoooooooooo. Chioma Ikoku was the one in QC. This one moved to UK
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3 years
@Imoteda 😂😂😂. Me i want to learn it. It's good for when you don't have anything to say, and you want to scatter everybody's head
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2 years
@TomiwaImmanuel Jesus won, but when the old woman on your street offers you something, you'll throw it away. Jesus won, but when you eat something your friend offered you in school, you'll be scared you'll fly in the night
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@Blvck_skinhead @TheIgboWolf There’s something about Nigerians and supporting who they ‘feel’ is being persecuted, whether the person is right or wrong. That ‘underdog’ phenomenon. Worse still if it is a man of God or ‘philanthropist’
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1 year
@DamilohunA The bride’s parents def met in the club 😂
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3 years
@blkahn Can someone explain why the water is not quenching the fire? @OtunbaOdogwu
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3 years
See how I was smiling when Burna came out 🤦🏾‍♀️😂
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2 years
@iamrenike God will not allow me see the ringtone that’ll make me sing this song like this 😭😭
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7 years
The Paddy Adenuga's story taught me some things. 1. It's easier to dream when you have plenty money or you know people that have plenty money 2. Don't delete those contacts on your phone. Even that 'tunde rewire' 3. Make that money. MAKE PLENTY OF IT!!!
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@TheIfedolapo Lai se fumigation 😂😂
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@ThatPHCBoy @isiomae_ Normal levels. Watch him crawl back now that the boy is famous
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@Neo_url Me and coding 😭😭
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3 years
@raashidaaaa Nigerians can never carry last 😭😂
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This is TG for that Davido 'feel' video. Like from where to where 😂😂
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3 years
@TheOnlyOlogi Please rest. All the ones we've been calling out and you guys are Kikiing with and defending. Rest abeg
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@ElJefe__ Lagos tribalism is a lot like Britain's racism. It doesn't occur to you till it occurs to you
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@OdunEweniyi @BadmanSophss People really don't understand who Jesus is/was. I keep saying if Jesus was on earth in these times, he will flog the living day light out of most of these pastors
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@Xhakaed I miss the times when that responsibility was my mum's 😭😭
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2 years
Burna's switch from Boujee to Woro si Woro is so funny. Anyone he go deliver
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@Dinnydavinci This is one boundary I've always set. Nothing keeps me one minute after work unless I want to.
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@UchePOkoye I envy people that see things like this in their dream. Imagine sometime teaching you coding like this in your dream. God abeg o 😭😭
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2 years
@ManLikeIcey There's nothing in this world that this person did that should warrant this kind of mail. Absolutely nothing
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3 years
@BeardedGenius This is so cringey. What kind of foolish question is that?
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@cnni @razak_alli What do you mean 'a man'? 'biked from London to Lagos' for what reason? Very poor reporting from you guys
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@sugabaddie Changing name after marriage is not worth the stress, plus it's essentially erasure of a person's identity.
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@TrackGazette After French men, fear Italian men 😂😂
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@skinnyniggr @kikelomolonge Annoying one is when they cry when they want to sleep. Just sleep
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@treyals @Tsarina_muna Exactly. It was so boring, I couldn't stop watching it
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3 years
@bolu_ay @Basswaht Because the husband let's them think so. There are structures in place to avoid these kind of issues, but some Nigerian men don't even think there wife is 'family enough'
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@RealOlaudah Haaaaa! This was intentional. He can't say he didn't see him 😭😭
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2 years
@guardian_sport @seaningle So it's not because the timer malfunctioned again? Or the wind was whatever it was? Don't worry, she'll wear timberland boots next time
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@atomified It's like all these rich people don't know how to employ good interior decorators
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2 years
@GbemiEreku @kikiokeke Combination of poverty plus disregard for fans. People that want to can't afford it, people that can don't want you to waste their time
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@MojoDisco This woman's death still pains me till tomorrow
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