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Atreides•🌹 The Engine• Wines & Sprits Jedi• Amici di Amici •Cool Shit Coordinator, Unicorn Gawd, Intellectual Hooligan, Moi-Moi King•🎩
Joined March 2011
You that your mom didn't do this are you a leader of today?. Learn to face your front.
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I get it sha. Will can’t divorce her. This woman will take his wealth and invest in the Tupac Resurrection Foundation. 😭😭😭.
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So because I cannot bake a cake, I should not complain if I taste stew in my red velvet?.
Some of you commenting on GTB error message. If they give you codebase you will take the whole day to connect to DB.
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They shouldn't be allowed to marry either. This might be a good time to point that out.
Married Underage Girls Not Adults, They Shouldn't Be Allowed to Vote – Senator Olujimi | Sahara Reporters
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I have stood beside Aisha Yusuf and walked the walk as we shouted #EndSARS.That road that you want to follow is closed. 😂 😂 😂 😂.
@AishaYesufu Aisa Yusuf with her husband relaxing in their Parlour comfortably watching EndSARS Protester. Be Wise Don't allowed these Hypocrites to deceive You #StaySafe
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Start going to the shows you’re already booked for first. Baby Steps.
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You mean these people dressed like this and then sat in the cinema to watch a movie?🤣😭
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Bruh. Isn’t that Facebook?.
They will call you an overnight success, but they won't show how you were hustling since secondary school learning how to code on your own in the early to mid 2000s when we barely had 3G
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You now bought bicycle with basket for snacks??. You never ready. 😂.
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We weren't outsmarted bro. Not by a long shot. We were out gunned. They went where nobody should go. I can beat Mike Tyson. if i shoot him.
So many of us legit laughing out of confusion. But once it dies down, we legit have to re-strategize. We were outsmarted by people with experience. Perhaps we need to get some experienced people on our side too. One thing is for sure - what was awoken in us must not fizzle out.
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Whoever took that staff. I'm begging. When the Oba commissions his new staff and claims that you have returned it. Please make a video of you holding the original staff. 😂 😂 😂.
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Nigerians are so broken, busted, poor and stupid that they think paying their own kids school fees is an achievement. It’s your job. You don’t get a medal for it. You don’t get accolades or congratulations. Providing for your family is not a feat. It’s your fucking job.
Bro this same Emeka Ike single-handedly sponsored his kids to school and provided for all of them including the wife. I’m not in support of the abuse from Emeka Ike, but all I’m saying that as a son who sees the struggle of your father to trained you to this level you are, you.
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Lol. You think that's a problem?. WHY are you flogging me for coming late? You know I don't bring myself here. WHY are you flogging me for not paying my school fees? Do I make any money??.
Also how teachers treat students is another layer to this bullying. Why are you flogging me with all your energy because I don’t know the answer?
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Like em gap toothed and wicked as hell.
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I need Nigerians to practice religion personally. In their homes and places of worship. To not bother ANYONE else. To not affect anyone else. Between you and your God.
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Abuja is great and all. But I have always said. It is one of the most unfriendly and sterile places I have ever lived. Especially if you’re mid-middle class and up. 😭. Everybody minds their biz. Neighbors don’t speak. If you need some help? Ask God. I mean it works for me.
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One night. Just after lockdown, I got very bored. It was like 11 pm. So I got dressed in a tee and tracks. Put my running shoes on and started walking. While listening to an audiobook. I walked from Maitama into Wuse 2. I really enjoy walking. Anyway when I hit that Paygreens.
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Guys. 🤣🤣🤣🤣.I have outdone myself!!. I sat down watching Extraction. It was only when I got to the end. And I paused to say “man. This all seems TOO familiar”. It hit me. I was watching the first part. From 2020. 😭😭😭😭😭.
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Bro. Hm. When I was involved in “the accident”, i was lying unconscious in a ditch. Some people passed by and relieved me of my cash, wallet, watch, phones, power bank… but what did my head in?. I was wearing this bracelet that @MI_Abaga gave me. It usually took me about a.
Reminded me of a friend that said after he was involved in an accident, he saw people approach the scene, thought they were there to help, only for one of them to flip him over, take his wallet and phones despite the blood from the blood and fracture😩😩.
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Ser Davos is a bastard!😂😂😂.Guy told Grey Worm to go and start his own great house with the Unsullied as his bannermen like they won't be the ONLY generation.
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Love to see the REAL South Africans winning.
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This wasn't shot in Nigeria. Those aren't Nigerians ."Coonery" doesn't mean what you think it means.
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I said I shoud do meal prep for the week. I did it. Bro. As I speak to you. I am eating Wednesday’s dinner. Help. 😩😩😩.
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Drake has started rolling with Jim Iyke.
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Call for better welfare for almajiris. No. Call for better education in the North. No. Call for an end to Child marriages and genital mutilation. No. Call for an end to Boko Haram. No. Call for an end to murdering herdsmen. No. Call for better living conditions for your ppl. Noc.
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A random stranger just pointed at me and said "No I'm with my boyfriend. Yeah that guy in black". And i smiled and blew a kiss. Why did she do this? Cos the guy that was talking to her had pulled her phone out of her hand and refused to give it back till she gave him her number.
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Before we get carried away with the (deserved) Opeyemi Famakin slander and drags. Let us remember that "we" created him. Stop. Making. Idiots. Famous. Una no dey hear.
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Omo. Ventolin Inhaler is 5,200???. Omo. My friends go need learn CPR o. 😭😭😭.
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People will ignore what you say cos you don’t have money. But some dunce who inherited or even a fraudster will drop nonsense advice and people will hang on to every syllable. lol. Nigerians are toast.
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I'm so mad that this babe didn't knock that dumbass housewife out. She should have walked to the frozen food sections and slapped her with a tilapia!.
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Yup. Smh. I once saw an iguana. Went to pick up, FIAM!! .Nepa took light. So I found out that my sister was my sibling. We went to school. Sirens. Eggs.
People insulting Gbenro and I wonder if it's the same guy I know. We were friends in the university. Benue State University. We organised the first Mr BSU and he was First Runner-up. Back in secondary school his mom was my principal. Great guy. Dude is literally self-made.
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They’re not taking anyone. People are LEAVING. They are SAVING UP MONEY AND PAYING TO LEAVE!. They are not being carried away. They are FLEEING!!!.
We have to talk about this UK and Canada taking away trained professionals to their nation . Even the japa thing.
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I mean. I’m lying there. Mangled. And you’re stripping me for loot. This is not in Sudan where they are fighting o. This was in Maitama. Abuja. 😭. In the MORNING!!.
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The GOVERNOR is promising to support TUNDE to ensure that children in Lagos get EDUCATION???. 🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😫😫😫😫😫😫. NAH. Can we wrap this up??. This show has run its course. CUT!!!.
Tunde Onakoya meet with the Lagos State Governor Babajide Sanwo Olu @jidesanwoolu 👏🏾👏🏾. The governor promised to support him to ensure that every child in Lagos state gets Education.
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with a single naira? No. Did they directly threaten to harm me? No. Did the threat exist right then? Absolutely. And I know most guys will understand this. So why can’t you understand that persistent begging for sex is coercion?.
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Please. We are still trying to help our brother fight cancer. Help us keep him alive, guys. Thank you.
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Guy we have to raise awareness about this o. How is this being kept so quiet???. #EndSars #ReformTheNigerianPolice #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria #GiveUsGoodGovernance #LekkiMassacre #OyigboMassacre #OyigboIsBleeding. RT! Tag media and any kind of aid.
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Imagine being a poor child in Lagos. Going to your dilapidated school and doing odd-jobs to get by. You see your mates doing yahoo. Going to HK. But your parents raised you better. You chin up & stay above it. Then one day Iyin and Tunde recruit 50 of the ones that joined the.
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God. So it's this same Jesse Jagz you people are talking about like say una get him mate for house? . And this was mad years ago. He's only gotten better. Nah. Y'all don't listen to shit. Looool!!
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The 1st time I have ever seen the Nigerian flag soaked in blood. it wasn't during a war. It was when Nigeria ate its young.
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And lowest of keys?? Most of the time?. This is not even about you. It's about them still. Its securing their bragging rights. Its investing as much as possible so they can collect as much as possible back when you start earning!.
Not Nigerian parents sha. They’ll live in a tiny house with one old car and send 4 children to Canada for undergrad and masters.
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Mine was a whiskey brand. Everything was locked and loaded. Until NAFDAC dropped bills on goiz. There was even mention of 4 NAFDAC staff going to Ireland to inspect the production facility. We were going to pay for that. 😂.
Let me add some perspective to this, that lays some of the blame at the feet of NAFDAC. I recently wanted to create a new wine brand and import it for local distribution. NAFDAC billed us $15,000 to get it registered. Keep in mind it would cost $20,000 for the entire inventory.
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And not for one day have you covered your own. 😂 😂 😂.
I covered my wife's madness for over 7 years – Fani-Kayode
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Or why a person would paint & not have a view to sell them immediately. Or even amateur photography. They have conditioned themselves to think “If it is not bringing money now now, it is waste of time”. Lol. And I wonder why I’m not surrounded by well rounded individuals.
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Y’all keep going on about cheating men. Can’t wait till the cheating women/wives conversation pops off. 🤣😭.
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David's album had bangers. But doesn't feel like an album. More like a mixtape. Twice as tall was a fantastic album. Can't front. Cohesive body of work. But you see that Made In Lagos?. Fam. Final!.
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if I did not. And I did not want to find out if it would be the… undesirable outcome. And so, I chose the only option that I WAS SURE WAS SAFE!! . It is not rocket science my brothers. And deep down… you KNOW it.
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Ehen. I know it's a protest. But please guys. This is the tropics. Africa. ANTIPERSPIRANT IS NOT OPTIONAL!!!. WEAR IT. PLEASE. I went through some shit yesterday that. Sha. Please. Wear it.
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Every now and then I remember my dad having some guests over. It was after dinner. So my mom asked if they were hungry and they said yes. She said there was food and some peppersoup. She was going to warm them and bring. One of the guys asked when it was cooked. 😂😂😂😂.
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My suya guy hasn't seen me in a minute. The guy called me to check if I was still alive. We talked and he was like "Ah. I was worried o.". As I still didn't show, man just sent me a text. Man placed order for me and sent account number. I'm scrimin! 😂 😂 😂 😂
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to figure out how to remove it. And then screwed off and left!??? 😭. Haba. Oh. They took my belt and nikes too. 🤣🤣. People can be worse than the devil.
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We have to address the drug problem in Nigeria.
I pray for you my extra ordinary leader. You shall scale through and all your rivals shall fall yakata. @realDonaldTrump
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Hm. If I organized a wedding themed party where nobody was getting married but it was the full Naija wedding experience sans the dead speeches. Would it bang?. Food, booze, loud AF music, people decked out in Agbadas and geles…. 🤔.
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ANY POINT he is making, I am sure somebody else will make it. I'll wait to hear it from that person. This one can GERROUT!.
His Excellency Sir @realFFK speaks on #LekkiMassaccre, he hit the nail on the head. Watch the video 👇 please don't miss it.
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Adieu papa.
Indicted Ex-Sierra Leone President Arrives In Nigeria For Medical Care.
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@Babajiide It’s ridiculous. Just have money and you can do anything you like and Nigerians will even fight to defend your nonsense.
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Lagos might really be the most tribalistic place in Nigeria.
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Meanwhile. Kim K just got a woman out from Jail and saved her from a heavy handed sentence while Beyonce, desperate to keep attention on her is posting nudes of not only her but of her gangsta rapper husband Jay Z. Wow. how the hell did I wake up in The Backwards Place?.
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I had a choice. I had the choice to not give them anything. I also had the choice to give them. I KNEW that if I gave them something? I would be fine and be allowed to go my merry way. I could have chosen not to. But the difference is… I was not sure what would happen EXACTLY.
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If i go to my daughter's grad and she does this I will tear the certificate. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂.
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Twitter is the greatest thing. You can be lowkey melting down and just be here bantering as you find your center. 😂.
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Bruh. if these are your options. Just drink. Don't worry about best. Just drink.😭.
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I KNOW this Kanye drama is just a rollout plan at the heart of it. But i truly hate how this man will hurt anyone. Will abuse anyone’s love or trust or space. Just to be in the light. Just so we all look at him. I can never respect that.
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I was telling some folks about a conversation I had with my fam and a friend over the weekend & we were talking about hobbies & stuff we do when we have time. They were shocked. They couldn’t understand why we would have a garden that wasn’t a fully commercial venture.
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"I don chop am before"."I been dey knack am". Okay. You sef dem chop you. You finish??. Comot for road.😂.
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1st. Where do these women come from? I mean the ones you can tell this nonsense to and even hope they’re still there when you finish talking this shit?. 2nd. You just know that man beats her like a drunken gorilla with bongo drums. Somebody needs to save her.
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Abike Dabiri:
US President-elect Joe Biden appoint 26 year old Nigerian, Osaremen Okolo as Covid Policy Adviser. Nigerian youths are truly Leaders of tomorrow, outside Nigeria.
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Okay Mowgli. Maybe you should go fuck an antelope if that's the kind of wife you want. Dafuq are you talking about??.
@Tomiee_418 @adekunleGOLD has anyone seen a mother antelope leave her child with another antelope to attend to , that's because when the lion comes , its first instinct is to protect it's young ones .
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James Nwafor is a classic case of what is wrong with Nigeria. So 6000 or so "alleged" bodies later and nobody in power or the police asked anything?.River of bodies that is COMMON KNOWLEDGE. and nobody thought "Hm. That's peculiar. Call him in". Nothing. Forget prosecution.
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Christian, Muslim, Jew, atheist, traditionalist. It doesn’t matter. As a human you KNOW what is being done to Rhoda Jatau is very, VERY wrong. Lend her your voice. ESPECIALLY if you are Muslim. Cos this is NOT what Allah asks of us. And your silence only serves to paint you.
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About 74 THOUSAND of you follow Daniel Regha. Everyone complains about the guy but 74k people choose to follow him. I see how y’all vote nonsense in consistently.
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