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Philomath. Ambivert. Sports lover. OB/GYN. Aesthete. Neoteric. Movie buff. Audiophile. Researcher. Tech enthusiast.
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Scrubbed in for a triplet pregnancy's C/S.
Delivered quadruplets. The 4th being the only male.
No scan picked up the 4th fetus from 1st trimester.
The surprise shock me Sha
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An Elite Double Pivot for the next decade.
Manuel Ugarte Ribeiro. 22 yrs. 6'0"
Enzo Jeremías Fernández. 22 yrs. 5'10".
@ChelseaFC
don't fuck this up.
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City don't have Fernandinho and you won't even notice.
They went weeks without Sane and Silva and you won't even notice.
Months without Jesus and it's not even evident.
Fam... Such a well oiled machine.
Amazing system.
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This is the same UEFA that created the Nations league... A pointless tournament to make money.
They want to expand the UCL to 36 teams and add 100 games more to make more money.
There's the Uefa conference league coming too... To make more money.
Lmao... The game is the game.
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Ronaldo has 51 hattricks.
Jesus.
Morata hasn't even scored 51 senior goals.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Breast that you wrapped like it's contraband ... Post your pic and go ffs
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Why do you guys refer to Lukaku as £75m striker and not the full £90m but easily tag Morata as £70m and not £58m?
Ashamed?
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@DeadlineDayLive
Football is already very boring over 90 mins.
They should implement stop clocks for when the ball is not in play.
Give teams 20s max to get the ball back in play.
Only untimed break should be for injuries.
Games currently have the ball in play for often less than 65 mins.
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Kept your worddddd
I've been working so hard on the low I can't wait for my fans to experience what I have planned! I've been so quiet watch me flip shit.
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@DeadlineDayLive
Football is being ruined by these guys.
They're so traditional and lack creativity.
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Dropouts and Expelled students never stopped y'all from going to school.
Why let Divorce rate stop y'all from wanting marriage.
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Nicolas Jackson.
Cesare Casadei.
Andrey Santos.
Malo Gusto.
Levi Colwill.
Angelo Gabriel.
The kids are really alright.
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@Marrgarritah
My experience...
A number of the women who I connect with socially and otherwise have been the older ones.
A certain level of experience, self awareness and socioeconomic stability I could work with comes more from the older ones... With respect to my age and level.
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It's really funny to make this about Enzo Fernández.
The entire bus was clearly singing that song. Thr whole team is in the wrong and racist.
They all should be punished.
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Just drop your number... Mr Sabinus.
If people see... They'll refer them to you. One call.
Ọkụ n'ere ere.
Gentlemen, if you ever see a lady in such a helpless situation, please i beg you, pay the UBER guy and stop the recording.
Do more by asking her plans if bf never picks and offer a solution.
No follow all the toxic traits for here.
Do as we dey do. God bless you Kings.
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Mauricio
#Pochettino
really joined
#Chelsea
at the best possible time in this new regime.
The Board is set.
The Sporting Dept is set.
The Medical team is set.
The Internal structure is set.
The senior squad is teeming with young talent ready to be moulded.
I'm rooting for him.
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Drinkwater is a box to box midfielder. Bakayoko the same.
Fabregas a deep lying playmaker.
Kanté is everything.
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No Kompany and Mendy for months...
I didn't even notice... Maigherrrdddd...
My club will play one game without Christensen and it's like hell fire happened.
Without Hazard and it's like God doesn't exist.
I'm done with Chelsea.
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One of my patients I managed for infertility came for an USS yesterday...
She's pregnant with quadruplets.
I'm so going to see her through this.
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@oraeekene
If only you knew how individualistic contraception can get.
If only you knew how severe some side effects can be in some women.
If only you knew that some preexisting conditions can limit one's range of possible methods to use.
If only you could listen to women's experiences.
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JM has taken shots at Conte, the squad, CFC's fixture list, Chelsea's fans and their passion, the style of play this season.
But it's ok?
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These clubs were all hard hit by covid and other things...
It's only right they find more ways to get revenue.
In the end... Uefa seems not to have their interests at heart when expanding their own competitions despite them being the biggest clubs in it.
Money must be made.
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Gallagher being used in a role that doesn't show his strengths.
Enzo being played in a role that limits his influence.
Colwill being asked to play a role that limits the attack.
Chilwell being used in a role where he's largely mediocre.
An unbalanced setup.
Poch. A fool.
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Liverpool get Mac Allister.
Chelsea get Caicedo.
Arsenal get Rice.
Manutd get Mount.
Newcastle get Gallagher.
Milan get Loftus-Cheek.
Bayern get Kovacic.
Madrid get Bellingham.
Barcelona get Zubimendi.
PSG get Ugarte.
Way too early prediction for the midfield merry go round.
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Not Chelsea fans trying to act like they didn't have silly money first before Man City.
And yeah... City executed a better project all round.
There's no shame in admitting that.
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Sometimes I don't believe Memphis Depay is a Christian...
But mahn... He's sure living the Christian life.
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Mount and Havertz showing out.
Hehehe.
Graham Potter will be watching thinking he has something.
Ahhh... Setup.
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What did they expect?
Big clubs to play more games without significant revenue boost?
In this difficult period??
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@Ranjha_waqas
@ukemeukut
@katempatrick
@Sylviagreen007
@PJB956
@tonyschwartz
You need to be clear... Players have confrontations regularly...
So they insult the umpires and go scout free?
You gotta show me that.
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#justiceforjennifer
#JusticeForUwa
#EnoughIsEnough
It's been quite a sad year... We need arrests and convictions
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This is the nonsense you people will plaster over Twitter.
Show her smashing her racquet.
Show her calling the umpire a thief.
Show her coach breaking the rules.
That's what happened ffs.
.
@serenawilliams
instructs crowd to stop booing and celebrate
@Naomi_Osaka_
's moment of winning her first grand slam.
#USOpen
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This season is indeed make or break for Chelsea's youngsters and academy graduates...
Finally a whole season with very good opportunities to prove the critics wrong.
Zouma. Christensen. Tomori. James. Loftus-Cheek. Mount. Pulisic. Abraham all have to show up this season.
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Women on this app make it look like there's a gene for begging in their DNA.
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Expected a Front four of
Di Maria. Kun. Messi. Dybala.
In that 2nd half.
Only to see Meza and Co.
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Kidd is the real celebrity.
Boyyyyy... He's so tailor made for this shit.
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The process of letting go is incredibly arduous.
I really feel for people who have to let go of people they truly loved at a point.
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Sorry FT about my tweets on Morata and Bakayoko.
I messed up... Comparing them to Lukaku and Matic.
I really messed up.
I'm sorry.
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Chelsea fans acting like the club's staff are the only good ones in the world of football...
Acting like people don't come and go and there's only one way to success.
The paranoia with every single change is ridiculous.
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Work life balance and work ethic are not the same.
He really didn't answer the question imo.
Typical of these old people.
Gen Z people were asking a Chief Executive of a large multinational his views on work/life balance. He said: “I didn’t become Chief Executive by work/life balance. I became Chief Executive by work ethic.” The room fell silent. What do Gen Z people think?
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Nkunku has this thing around the box where it feels like him scoring is inevitable.
Crazy aura.
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@Sir_Fin
As per came down to the level of a normal human to interact with a common delivery person.
You get the vibe...
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@brianabraska
Oxygen is a blessing and a curse.
It's a poison that exists to kill living things slowly (at different rates) sadly we're dependent on it.
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Romeo Lavia and Lesley Ugochukwu are stylistically different.
They may play the same position but they go about it differently.
Lavia is more of a playmaker while Lesley excels defensively.
They can coexist.
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Chelsea fans warned y'all about Jose.
Hell ruin your club in 3 years and set you back so much... You'll hate him.
Ah well... He'll win one or two cups to brag with later.
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Got Reece James, Levi Colwill, Thiago Silva and Moises Caicedo for £115m including add-ons.
Respect. Respect. Respect.
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@JajaPhD
The fact that she doesn't want to take what isn't hers isn't the same as her loving poverty.
And your statement is really insensitive.
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If Manutd sign Willian and Cahill.
Chelsea have won this transfer market.
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Chelsea don't need Messi???
Nah fam, you're the one Chelsea doesn't need.
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@Dan_Onas
@larriepeniel
@DoubleEph
Point being... Fergie spent massively to stay competitive.
Pep is doing the same with the added purist mentality.
No one accused Fergie of buying titles. Why accuse Pep?
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Delivered a set of twins today... The 2nd foetus has the amniotic sac intact.
I swear I didn't want to burst it open... Admired nature for a few seconds...
Then did the needful.
Top 5 best theatre moments so far.
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Pogba made the team of the season but neither Hazard nor Salah did.
Fucking disgusting.
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Just in case your Laptop stops recognising your Phone.
Easy Fix. Works.
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£86m for Antony.
£73m for Sancho.
£70m for Casemiro.
£68m for Bruno.
£60m for Mount.
£58m for Martial.
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Honestly, I don't care if the likes of Havertz, Werner, Mount, Pulisic, Gallagher, Loftus-Cheek, Ziyech, Kovacic have been misprofiled or misused or have flopped at Chelsea...
Just Get ALL of Them Away From This Club.
I've seen enough. 3 seasons of disastrous football.
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Lowkey a lot of you are just sad, wicked, devilish and evil...
There's no other explanation for this level of vileness towards a stranger who has done nothing to you.
Nothing. Else. Explains. It.
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Every game I'm more and more grateful we moved away from Kovacic, Mount, Havertz and Ziyech.
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If there's anything I've learnt in this adulthood.
You need to fucking step up and take fucking control of your life.
While you're at it, make informed decisions and fully understand the extent of the consequences.
Responsibility is being an adult.
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Just got off the OnePlus 5T live event.
Now that's a stunning device.
#OnePlus5TLaunch
$559 well spent.
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Your MCM thinks "Android" is a Phone. 😂😂
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Gonzalo Higuain. 31.
Olivier Giroud. 32.
Willian. 30.
Pedro. 31.
Cahill. 33.
David Luiz. 31.
Caballero. 37.
Green. 39.
The funny thing being... They're all at one club at present.
Chelsea FC.
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Lukaku wasn't the finished product at 18 when he joined Chelsea.
He had significant room for improvement and had flaws in his game...
But let's not act like he hasn't consistently improved his all round game over time and across clubs.
He's damn near complete now.
ELITE AF.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Aaron Rodgers see Jordan Love at the Packers facility
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Diego Costa had it good with Fabregas, Hazard, Willian and co.
Lukaku had it good with Lautaro, Alexis, Barella, Hakimi and co.
Tammy Abraham is having it good with Karsdorp, Pellegrini, Mhkitaryan, Zaniolo and co.
Werner balled out with Forsberg, Poulsen, Sabitzer and co.
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@miraACE
It's something they use to rationalise things in their head.
Cos they refuse to believe women are capable of shit they do.
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@Squawka
The most annoying part is that ALL these errors were unforced.
Nothing about tactics or setup played a part.
Just ridiculous mistakes.
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Lucas Hernandez. €80m
Dayot Upamecano. €43m
Benjamin Pavard. €35m
Matthijs De Ligt. €80m
Bruhhhhhh.
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They encourage materialistic behaviour and transactional relationships.
Let them face the monster they created.
Zero pity on Nigerian men. They fit their women.
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Need Caicedo to settle in and start bossing things.
Kid is still in awe of playing for Chelsea.
Childhood dreams coming true can have you in that headspace tbvh.
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You watch these guys play...
Then suddenly you remember Werner. Abraham. Giroud. Pulisic. Havertz. Ziyech. Hudson-Odoi. Mount.
I really don't have the words to express my feelings.
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Like you people don't know Cee-C's behavior is typical of Nigerian women.
She will have votes... She appeals to them.
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I've always said Social media is not even close to reality.
What happens here is often inconsequential out there in reality.
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