Kevin Patra
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writer. Living in the top quartile of that upper quartile of winners. Rare air.
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Mike Vick, at 40 years old, ran a 4.72 40-yard-dash and blasted himself as slow. Forever Legend.
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The 49ers were down 17-0 in LA with their playoff lives on the line. Now they’re in the NFC Championship Game. Hell of a 10 quarters from Kyle Shanahan’s team.
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The Steelers entered the 4th quarter trailing the Browns by 3. Pittsburgh generated -7 yards of offense in the frame. They won the game.
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Forget the loss, Justin Fields proved everything Bears fans thought he could be.
Learn. Grow. Future is bright for the QB.
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Per
@MikeGarafolo
, teams have reached out to the Patriots inquiring about a possible trade for WR N'Keal Harry
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Lamar Jackson, who just finished his second NFL season, is 28 days younger than Joe Burrow, who should be the No. 1 pick in the 2020 draft.
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Eric Weddle, who was retired for two seasons, led the Rams with 9 tackles, 1 TFL.
Wild.
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Bill Belichick says Julian Edelman’s development came ”further than most any other player that I’ve coached” from college QB to pro WR/PR
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SMH. So many thoughts -- most of which I will keep to myself. The real ones know.
Gregg, Marc, Dan and Wess had a chemistry you can't buy, concoct or artificially imitate. Pure, genuine joy. We all lose in this breakup.
We started the Around the NFL Podcast 11 years and over 1,600 episodes ago. We didn’t take a single break in all the years since, which is part of what made the last six weeks so heartbreaking. I never expected our last show on May 23 to be our *last show,* but here we are.
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Colts drive last two drives:
22 plays, 115 yards, 6 first downs, 11:55 TOP.
0 points.
That one hurts.
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Words can’t express what this man has meant to so many of us. So many.
Heart is in pieces. We lost the best of the best.
Love you,
@LakishaJackson
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Patrick Mahomes has now thrown for more than 1,000 yards in less than 10 quarters of football in 2019.
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Who would have thought Tom Brady left Matthew Stafford too much time?
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Marcus Mariota stats:
22-23 passing, 303 yards, 2 TDs, 0 INTs, 147.7 passer rating
His team lost by 17 points.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Cooper Rush ($920,000): 24-of-40, 325 yards, 2TDs, INT, 92.2 rtg.
Kirk Cousins ($31 million): 23-of-35, 184 yards, TD, 88.3 rtg
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Yearly reminder ahead of NFL free agency:
Re-sign: To sign again.
Resign: To give up an office or position, often formally.
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Romo breaking down Tyrod Taylor not throwing open receivers exemplifies the frustrations coaches have had with the QB
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For the first time in NFL history, the Browns and Lions each won at least 11 games in the same season.
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March: Packers fans getting angrily riled up during free agency.
January: Packers fans filling Lambeau for playoff game
Clockwork.
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Born amid pandemonium, unrest and global anxiety, we’d like you all to meet Ezekiel Bogdan Patra.
We call him Zeke.
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Yesterday I promised my best friend that I’d spend the rest of forever with her. Easiest decision of my life.
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Patriots CB J.C. Jackson to
@MikeGiardi
on contract:
"I didn't get no extension. So what? Who cares? I know it's coming. I just love the game, man. The money going to come. I just love playing football.”
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2017 Draft:
No. 4 Leonard Fournette: Cut.
No. 8 Christian McCaffrey: 4-year, $64 million extension
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Baker Mayfield asked about OBJ's personality fitting in Clevland gives an insightful response that is sure to rile up the crusty old flapjacks who want every athlete to be a nodding drone.
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Brian Daboll confirms Patrick Graham will be Giants DC (if he doesn’t get a head coaching job).
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Why teams don't run the Drew Brees sneak at the 1-inch line remains befuddling.
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Yearly reminder ahead of NFL free agency:
Re-sign: To sign again
Resign: To give up an office or position, often formally
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A.J. Green on Sunday: 5 catches, 112 yards.
His first game with 100+ receiving yards since Week 7, 2018.
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Carr asked what he’ll splurge on with $125 million contract: "Chick-fil-A”
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From
@NFLResearch
: Lamar Jackson (age 23) & Patrick Mahomes (age 25) represent the first head-to-head matchup in NFL history between two former MVPs each age 25 or younger.
The league is in great hands.
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Per
@TomPelissero
, the Chiefs were one of just 3 teams as of Sunday night who had their IDER plan approved by the NFLPA
Chiefs, Texans rookies reporting to team facilities today, taking COVID-19 tests
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I'd give Brees another week or two of looking like this before he comes down with a shoulder or back "injury" that will keep him out "a couple weeks" so Payton can test drive Jameis.
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Lions should be the favorite for the No. 1 pick in 2022.
The
#Lions
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No final decision on whether Detroit may use a tag on someone else, but it appears Golladay is headed to the market.
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Dan Campbell says Michael Brockers is "one of the few who can wield the hammer of Thor.”
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And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.
Here's something: Bill Belichick just opened up his virtual press conference by apologizing to the media "if it seemed like I was a little short with you after the game."
Said there wasn't much to say without seeing the film.
"It's not your fault. It was a frustrating game."
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To NFL teams in the market for a new head coach this offseason:
Ben Johnson sucks. He'd be an unmitigated disaster for your club. Not worth an interview. Unimaginative, lackluster and dull. Leave him where he is.
Respectfully, Lions fan.
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Baker Mayfield on TD to Van Jefferson:
"I was shocked they lined up in press coverage with 15 seconds left."
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Trevor Lawrence: "You can't get desperate.”
Urban Meyer: "Pretty desperate...Desperate for a win.”
Just perfect.
Jaguars become second team in Super Bowl era to lose 20 games in a row: "You can't wrap your head around that"
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Julio Jones on joining Titans offense with AJ Brown and Derrick Henry:
"Defenses are really going to have to pick their poison."
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Hello friends,
I’d like you to meet Mila Ozra Patra. She’s a tiny bundle of joy.
I’ve asked if she’d like to be a Lions fan, but she keeps ignoring me. 🤷🏻♂️
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Tom Brady tearing his ACL lead to a rule eliminating low hits to the QB.
Aaron Rodgers collarbone snapping lead to a confounding body weight rule.
If Drew Brees cracks his ankle while being tackled on a spin move, NFL gonna outlaw tackling whirling QBs.
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75-year-old running back Frank Gore has 96 yards in the first half. 10 rushes, 84 yards; 2 catches, 12 yards.
8 yards per touch.
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Regardless of the review. How do you not sneak your 6-5, 245 pound QB for half a yard?
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Arians’ most telling quote on going from Jameis to Brady:
“We were so close last year. I mean 7-9 doesn’t sound close, but you eliminate 20 turnovers, we’re in there.”
Bruce Arians' reaction to coaching Tom Brady: 'When did I die, and how did I get back?'
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Ja'Marr Chase has 4 catches for 90 yards….93 yards after catch.
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Charles Leno, now with Washington after being cut by Chicago, doing a sideline interview with
@MikeSilver
. Asked about the Bears O-line struggling without him, Leno shrugged apathetically, “Not my problem.”
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Sam Hubbard reached a max speed of 17.43 mph on that 98 yard score, per
@NextGenStats
Mark Andrews almost caught him, reaching 20.72 mph before being knocked down
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The overcorrecting revisionist history on Jim Caldwell’s tenure in Detroit is mind numbing.
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Chase Daniel: 5 career starts, $38M career earnings.
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If Kam Chancellor is the last man standing in the Legion of Boom. Is it still a Legion? Should it be Man of Boom?
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With Saints loss, both 40-year-old QBs were knocked out in Wild Card round.
Ages of remaining QBs:
Lamar Jackson, 22
Patrick Mahomes, 24
Deshaun Watson, 24
Wentz, 27 (TBD late game)
Garoppolo, 28
Tannehill, 31
Cousins, 31
Russell Wilson, 31 (TBD late game)
Aaron Rodgers, 36
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Wow. They overturned Zach Miller’s TD.
Not sure how in the world you overturn that.
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Top 5 longest completions of 2018 by air distance, per Next Gen Stats:
5. Aaron Rodgers: 61.4 air yards
4. Jared Goff: 62.7
3. Kirk Cousins: 62.9
2. Baker Mayfield 63.8
1. Josh Allen 63.9
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8 seconds left in 1st quarter:
Aaron Rodgers has as many completions as DeMarco Murray (1).
Titans: 231 yards, 3 TDs
Packers: 17 yards
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I’ve watched this Amari Cooper vine on loop for the last 10 minutes
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Reminder ahead of NFL free agency:
A player *re-signs* with a team.
*Resign* is to voluntarily leave a job or other position
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Deshaun Watson became the first QB in NFL history to lose a playoff game with 300+ pass yards, 3+ total TDs and 0 giveaways.
Deshaun Watson: 'No doubt' Bill O'Brien is right coach for Texans
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Who had Brian Hoyer seeing the field for the Patriots before Jimmy G gets in for the 49ers?
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Ramsey on what position he wants to play: "corner" ...no hesitation
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Connor Cook’s Oakland Raiders are going to earn the closest loss of the weekend. (13 points)
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Belichick asked if Newton’s vaccination status had anything to do with his release:
“No."
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