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@spootnik_1
they make them cute on purpose so that nobody expects them to put guns on them later. the fell machina deserves it!
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@shonenknives
its okay to say that people should broaden their catalogues but i feel white people saw that "gun or a ball in it" tweet and ran with it
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@not2muchsaid
@tinyspiderlegs
the dev never said this (he even said that he doesnt like people lying about his game for clicks), and the fight scenes in the movie and in the game are so entirely different that you would have to be braindead to make this comparison
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@PainfullyCheery
@SebastianPiriz
its surpising at first but generally speaking, asexual artists on this website are the ones drawing the freakeist shit imaginable
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@AstriArdenvahl
squizzy actually had a lot of controversies, it took her a long time to fall off
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@GRlFFS
i thought the cool part was supposed to be 'wow this painting mod is really cool' and that was supposed to be the reveal but it turns out we have a gooning problem
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@crevicedwelling
i know the parasite holds no evil and that all it does is try to survive. but my heart breaks for my beloved goop creatures
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@_VioMarks_
yea if this was back in Ye Olden Days you would be a prolific hunter. the animals would have know way of noticing you
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@spootnik_1
i feel the way i do as the machine is a representation of the creators desire. the machine itself is an opinion which changes depending on its purpose. so when i say the machine deserves it, mayhaps i should do as you say and blame the creators for bringing it into this world
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@TehRealMattyG
@Ksubiiis
@Hime_Takamura
@penexperss
@ClydeYouTube
@CSPerfectShot
gimme 4 hours i gotta see what youre fucking talking about
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@RobinPoedev
hyrule historia had like a cool manga thing that showed zelda's predecessor forging the thing herself
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@kinglidavell
just looked it up and it said i cant have pickles fermented in ethanol so im good
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americans discussing innovation: imagine a hamburger
notice how when you stop giving giant corpos money they actually start innovating and changing things
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@powerIinevalley
as a palestinian i think its good to turn israeli society into the butt of every joke in a united effort to delegitimize their identity
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@hookedzest
@Glislock
"omega style trance inflicting galactica footjob" on pornhub made him pull the trigger that day
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@fatherjo_
the police tried to arrest some soldiers because they were raping palestinians that were imprisoned, and a bunch of israelis started rioting on the side of the soldiers because they believe its their right to rape prisoners
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fnaf fans when you tell them that their goat loves and donates money to racist pedophiles
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@Dreya___Zei
@D1SPH4RS1S
@cynoimpact
what do you expect from israelis other than racism and child rape
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@gabriel10415803
@N0ghl
in a just world you would be hung up by the neck with a noose fashioned from your entrails
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@crevicedwelling
iirc the snail can regrow its eyestalks right? if so i hope a bird eats the parasite soon
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@ShayDa_idk
salazzle is a very interesting case because i dont think theres been a more explicitly freaky pokedex entry
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@laserboat999
i could probably eat chicken katsu curry every other day for the rest of my life and id be content
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@Galatheiac
@All_Lee24
theres one where its like "isnt it fucked that someone made gaius a pair of pants that he cant wear because he has no legs" which is really funny
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@flackospalace
the savage white stains on our earth can never even come close to musical endeavours of black america
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@icyballsack
i remember watching him react to a video criticizing kurzgesagt and it was the angriest ive ever seen him
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americans love voting for 99% hitler instead of doing literally anything else
this is the easiest way i can explain to you why you should vote for joe biden.
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@takomerp2
@LookAtMyMeat1
czechoslovakian savage talking about technology is like watching a dog chase its own tail
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whites are savage beasts who must use tricknology in order to grapple a place in this word for themselves
This is why I will always hate people who use and encourage AI even if it’s for a joke. You feed into the algorithm which helps produce shit like this. Stop using AI. Stop giving AI content views.
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@emoblackgirl420
@soulless4kmania
its like impossible for them to even consider that there are bad queer people and just assume that its a psyop to make the gays look bad
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@sapphireisgay
@videah_
yea its a tweet from an actual weirdo with bobs tag pasted on it. probably one of the funniest things ive saved on to my phone
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@guy_withdumbhat
@AshtonMonitor
@EnanoPancracio
@YoteTheElf
@BoneJail
i felt that this version of your tweet got your message across a little better!
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i like how each of you little hitlers post this regularly yet continue to ignore the efforts of groups like
@Pal_action
which regularly break into factories and destroy millions of dollars in materials for weapon manufacturing
@hausofdecline
@LinkofSunshine
Weird thing to say to the creator of one of the most salient political commentaries in recent history
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@purplevap0r
if you keep joking about it, its gonna be reflective eventually. take care, stranger
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first police officer to do his job properly and he gets plastered on every rags front page for ruining the fun of aristoRats. goes to show that there can be no good cops on account of the fact that any "goodness" gets nipped in the bud
Sag Harbor cop who didn't recognize Justin Timberlake during DWI arrest is unmasked as rookie Michael Arkinson... and he's been infuriating the Hamptons elite for months
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@driftingsnake
@twinkdefcon
isnt that just perpetuating slavery by monetarily rewarding slavers? i would personally fight for the freedom of the slaves and shatter the slavers
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@DSiiiiiix
i think for some people it be the point actually like theyve never had a loving father figure before so the idealized version of one in their minds grants them more than just paternal satisfaction
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whats with white queers going "you cant do that controversial thing you'll make us look bad!" not even recognising that america already hates you? what difference does a drop in the lake make? you wont ever convince those red states to love you, its better to spurn them entirely
Ah yes set back trans social acceptance within the eyes of American voting general public for your ego, so cool, so great, absolutely something trans adolescents stuck in red/swing states would need right now, brilliant. 👏
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@CrazyJiggydorf
@THELIFE0FTRIBE
you cannot say something like that in this climate they will screencap your ass and put you on EndWokeness
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@MoonManSamurai
@GRAVEHOPP1877
its not that rent was due its just that they needed funding for their real passion
high budget furry games
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@rnynrnyn9
's children are suffering from chronic illness and need expensive treatment in order to survive during the genocide in gaza, link in next tweet
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cuz you all are annoying and demented
Genuinely why is mockery against Christianity so normalized I thought yall wanted all religions to be respected
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@RobinPoedev
baldurs gate 2 doesnt have bodacious dragonborn babes with meticulously modelled bootycheeks so its automatically worse sadly
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@KyraKupetsky
tha editor reading this back then... i Wanna know what he thought about tezuka's commitment to furry ladies
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"i feel politically homeless" the majority of people in gaza are homeless now because of israel's genocide. speak no more on this matter you filthy privileged piece of shit
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take the flag out your DN and blow your brains out you fucking fagari piece of shit
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