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Nilotic. Introverted extrovert. International law practitioner. Views expressed here are personal ✌️.
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So I order an Uber to the airport in Vienna , I write some pick up notes for the driver called Mahmoud, he responds with SAWA NAKUJA. Eish Kenyans are everywhere 😂.
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These two!
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Nairobi Nakuru Highway was an extreme sport today, why that road has never been dualed yet it serves half of the country is a mystery.
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But most Chinese developers in this city are constructing dog kennel size Appartments and Kenyans are seriously buying these nonsense!
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Once you set your sights on a particular car , you will spot it at every turn on the roads .
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I admired Dorcas Oduor act as assisting counsel in the Goldenberg inquiry, I was a young girl in High School then and I wanted to be like her. My dad used to keep newspapers that contained the inquiry transcripts for me and two decades later she is set to be my boss .
Press Release:
President
@WilliamsRuto
has transmitted to the National Assembly two nominees for appointment as Attorney General and Cabinet Secretary for EAC and Regional Development:👇
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First of all, If you fail a unit like communication skills please discontinue school and go try out something else .
Last semester I asked this University of Nairobi dude to do for me a retake exam in communication skills. I paid him Kshs 5,600 and after exam he still had the guts to run after me like a Kalenjin Omanyala asking for sex, smh! 1/2
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From a trade law practitioner’s perspective, Moses Kuria is already exceeding my expectations by far! He understands the trade regimes too well.
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Saw someone say we should be allowed to fight one co-worker every quarter and I absolutely agree.
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Gold Coast Ghana , the famous door of no return where slaves exited into the ships .Experiencing history first hand is a such a wholesome experience.
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As some Kenyans continue to underrate the legendary status of this great man .
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🤔 but why do some of you lawyers record yourselves in court? Is it an esteem issue ama it’s for seeking validation?
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Never considered myself a good mentor until yesterday when a young lawyer scaling the heights in Washington called to express his appreciation for guidance received when he was a pupil. Very gratifying.
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By the way , why is it that they always put this mean looking immigration staff at counters in JKIA , hatuna watu sura soft soft?
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This legendary headbutt.
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Spartacus was here! Third time in Rome but my first visit to the magnificent Colosseum.
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When in Rome, do what all tourists do. Good morning from St. Peter’s square .
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I am starting to think, perhaps being boring is a good thing.
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Balloons 🎈 🎈 day . Closing the September babies chapter . Happy birthday 🎉 to me .
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‘‘ Let’s face our pain so we do not spread it .’’ Lupita Nyongo ,2023.
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Was briefly at the Supreme Court to welcome my cousin to the bar and got reminded of the euphoric moment that was mine 8.5 years ago. Congratulations to all newly admitted advocates.
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@julleberry
Lol Kibe is entertaining to listen to , perhaps he was there for some entertainment. It’s the Amerixstans that I deduct points from .
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Just came across the most accurate representation of the world map.
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I once spent the night in a hotel next to the airport because they had shifted me to a different flight, I sat on the window the whole time watching planes land . Such sights fascinate me ❤️
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In a meeting yesterday they served me this old Keringet bottle , almost hugged it .
@KenyaCocaCola
what you did is atrocious 😞
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Ever proud of my home county of Nakuru, on top of a female Governor and a female senator, we have four elected female MPs ( Chepkwony, Wangari, Kihara and Njoki) . Two thirds gender rule ni wewe!
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Someone will loose this battle, and it’s not the Governor.
Hon Kawira Mwangaza: Tumeona wake wa wakubwa wetu wakiflag off food, mbona hao hawajashtakiwa ama ni huyu tu ndo wanamwonea kwa sababu ni mume wa gavana. Wamemsukuma mpaka saa hii halali nyumbani. It is very wrong.
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Got treated badly during pupilage , immediately after went in-house and the firm was on the panel 🙈. Kiliwaramba. Anyway, I am now born again and they are forgiven.
When you get passed over for partner so you go in house and see your old firm on the law firm panel
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Some write better than they speak , some speak better than they write while some are lucky to have it all . It’s a fact of life.
I expected Gabriel Oguda to speak eloquently as the articles attributed to him. He falls short of adding ‘nini’, ‘ginene’ and ‘ng’ane’ in his sentences.
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Yesterday I bought two pairs of Christmas pyjamas for a Christmas shoot , now to find the ‘ wearer’ of the other pair 🤭.
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@abuga_makori
There is no such thing as National Defence Council , NDC stands for National Defence College, unless you mean Defence Council.
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Showing up consistently every day is a life hack , life must go on .
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I walk very fast .
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@Stephen72132248
None tbh . At the very least , I do not fundraise for people I barely know, let alone a wedding.
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Can I explain? A minute’s phone call will achieve more than incessant back and forth texting.
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Working hard on a document for long hours then loosing it .
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The gym that I go to is 90% women .Its like men have refused to take their patron saint Amerix’s advise to unfat, or perhaps they decided they are the prize 🤔
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The greatest awakening in life is the realization that you are on your own .
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‘Make mistakes, but don’t regret them , learn from them’.
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Someone still has the IEBC indelible ink in their fingers, hamuogi?
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@Terriz_Sam
@OleItumbi
Cheap PR stunts like these are very very shallow. Who is it meant to excite ?
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It’s a wrap of Kenya in Budapest, the female athletes carried the flag on their backs .
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We seriously cannot be legitimizing mediocrity like this , this is shameful and doesn’t deserve photo ops .
P.S. State Department for Immigration & Citizen Services
@juliusbitok
and Director General Directorate of Immigration Services
@EvelynCheluget
this afternoon as they received passport booklets.
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Eeh surely there must be a holiday this week because this weekend wasn’t a weekend. 😫
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Onto getting a ticket for Arsenal vs Porto on Tuesday 😎.
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Was in Jordan early this month, a country with a dominant Sunni Muslim majority . They had Christmas trees and decorations lined up in their streets, malls and hotels . Then there are those who are enraged every year when Mo Salah puts up his Christmas tree, mostly African.
Spotted just now in Malaysia: "Merry Christmas".
Malaysia, a Muslim country that also happens to be one of the most tolerant and multicultural nations in the world.
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Things I will never be found doing for fun;
1. Sleeping in a camping 🏕 tent .
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Never in doubt, Faith Kipyegon always delivers!
Stride of great faith: How the talented and determined Faith Kipyegon crossed the line to win
#TeamKenya
first Gold medal in
#Oregon2022
#WorldAthleticsChampionships
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1. Gossip buddy
2.Dress back - zippers😫
3. Car garage visits 😫
4. So I can my husband you all to death
What’s the pettiest reason why you want to get married?
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I am learning a lot of Luo again ,at the same time preparing my lacrimal glands for supply of tears , just in case 🤭🤭.
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N.T.S.A boss Lee Kinyanjui is my incoming governor,iron lady Susan Kihika my senator & Liza Chelule my women rep.Thank you Nakuru County
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Airport pick ups are my love language but been arriving home like a fugitive lately 😫.
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"I have friends in overalls whose friendships I cannot swap for the favor of the kings of the world." ~Thomas A. Edison
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Reading an article by Lon Fuller ‘ The Case of the Speluncean Explorers’ .
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Air fare, accommodation, meals ? 9 days for London and Paris this is even on the lower side .
A Nairobi School asks parents to pay Ksh. 560,000
For a 9-day trip to London and Paris
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Lol non lawyers having a field day on rumors. Ati won 26 cases and other jokes
@wuodosur
But wakili, people on this app making nonexistent jokes. How can one conclude 26 cases in a recorded one 10Months. Considering he started his sham activities in January this year. And. Mark you, they say even in the Court of Appeal and high Court. 😂
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Wuueh! When did stamp duty on transfer of land move from 2 to 4% 😳
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Bafana Bafana bottled this , they were the better team .
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The bussiness of selling hope is a lucrative one , that’s why pastors and politicians are making it .
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When they tell you ‘ that is an interesting way of looking at this ..’
Just know that you have said a lot of nonsense.
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Once while attending bilateral negotiations in a Middle Eastern country, I stretched out my hand to our male counterparts . They refused to shake my hand but shook hands with my male colleagues . I was upset at first, but they pleasantly explained the norm behind it over lunch.
Muslim lawyers want Nairobi Speaker Ken Ng'ondi charged for forcing woman to shake his hand
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Calling someone who isn’t your person before 7a.m should be outlawed, infact, no word should be spoken before 8 a.m
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We shall miss this man at the office 😭.
Justin Muturi: Some CSs would argue that they think the office of the AG is a mortuary where their proposals die. But they never used to die there; we would return the half-dead and the corpses to them to go and bury in their respective ministries.
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This impeachment was a painful one to watch. I didn’t know this kind of disgusting Chauvinism is this deeply rooted.
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@lowbudgetDRAKE
@Bulumacleo
where’s my commonwealth water bottle? It was a gift from the queen herself, please send any amount that you think is equivalent to buy a new one of such value 😞
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😅Yes Baba 🙌, we are now awaiting a gazette notice from your Government.
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Weta the 5th sorry the 6th 🙊
Namakhele Primary School, Kabuchai, Bungoma. Moses Wetangula's Polling Station.
Raila: 97
Ruto: 494
Mwaure: 3
Wajackoyah: 4
#KenyaDecides2022
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Not to sanitize this but why wasn’t it a bother when children of the poor had their classes disrupted?
Peponi School, one of the most exclusive & expensive school is in Northlands. It has children of the richest families in Kenya, Africa & of Diplomats & Expatriates in Kenya. In allowing Mungiki terrorists to invade, pillage & burn the property, what message is the Police sending?
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Avoiding Nairobi rains to go on holiday, being told to avoid the beach because of cyclone Hidaya 😫.
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5 plus 14 hours flight. I have watched all EPL matches , rugby Wcup and everything else that was available to be watched 🥱
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The lady running 100m for São Tomé and Principe at the Olympics is actually their minister for sports .
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A friend just sent me a video of his compound in South C with his car
95% submerged 💔. Eeh poleni to everyone affected
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