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"Capitalism is religion. Banks are churches. Bankers are priests. Wealth is heaven. Poverty is hell. Rich people are saints. Poor people are sinners. Commodities are blessings. Money is God."
- Miguel D. Lewis
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Kenya Defence Forces have issued a RED ALERT to all its bases n formations. They've refused to follow illegal n unconstitutional orders for a state of emergency by Duale. The coming 48 hours will be defining moments for Kenya. 🌨️ 🌨️ have gathered... Parliament has lost legitimacy
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CONFIRMED: The decision to assassinate the Late John Pombe Magufuli was held in Brussels and 8 months 14 days after the meeting he was pronounced DEAD. Reason is that he closed the DEBT register and Protected minerals from foreign exploitation. We know the ENEMY
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CONFIRMED: FAROUK KIBET was personally in charge of the special multi agency security unit that was in charge of abductions, extra judicial killings and looting looting. He was personally named by KOOME. The hamlet is coming down. Incriminating evidence available. RESIGN
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CONFIRMED; Each outgoing Cabinet Secretary was awarded Ksh. 50 MILLIION, one car of their choice and health insurance cover till 2027. The funds were sourced from the famous Confidential Expenditures Account of a state house.
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CONFIRMED: Former Police IG Koome was politely sacked after he differed with the DG NIS on police management of the the protest. Koome believes that most abductions, extra judicial killings and looting were organised and coordinated by political players with close links with Ruto
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Staff working from the statehouse have been advised to pack their personal stuff and leave it by 3 pm. Strict instructions are for no one to issue any statements online or offline. Salimieni Itumbi kidogo he needs your love.
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White house is considering Pentagon recommendation on withdrawal of the non NATO ally status bestowed on Kenya. Official communication is expected in the course of the week. This will be a Greenlight for regime change in kenya. We are almost there. Inject
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CONFIRMED: KDF protested the breach of DoD by one ADEN DUALE. The president has acted to quell the grievance by shifting Tuya with DUALE. Kitaumana tu.
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Confirmed: From the events happening at DoD there it is likely that the presidential standards flag might be lowered by 3 pm. The CDF cannot assume authority of the country if the presidential flag is not lowered. It is a standard practice in a quasi democratic transition.
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The 2nd wave of the public rebellion is going to send the entire hamlet to Siberia.
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CONFIRMED: ADANI group has successfully undertaken the hostile takeover of the JKIA. There was no public participation and parliamentary approval.
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There is a very direct reason why Belio Kipsang is the longest serving PS Education. It has nothing to do with competence
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CONFIRMED: China Roads and Bridges Construction company a fully Kenyan owned company registered in china. All its affiliates and subsidiaries have the same local beneficial OWNER. Chinese loans is a scam.
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CONFIRMED: ADANI is the code name for WILLIAM RUTO.
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CONFIRMED; Presidential tours cost between 50M to 120M depending on distance and the political affiliation of the region. The president EARNS hefty allowances on each event. Could the FAKE projects be zakayo's means of obtaining our taxes through false pretense?. He is a CRIMINAL
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CONFIRMED: Affordable housing was a HEIST to grab vast public lands and deduct civil servants payslips to create a campaign war chest. Money is currently trading in bonds in private accounts.
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CONFIRMED: LSK will not submit a representative to the task force established by Ruto to audit public debt as it violates article 229 (3) (g), which gives this function to the Auditor-General. It is unconstitutional, illegal, null n void
@LawSocietyofKe
@FaithOdhiambo8
@OAG_Kenya
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CONFIRMED: A top dog is running into problems in a foreign country where his account is stashed with approximately kshs. 900billions. The authorities are threatening to freeze the account due to its suspicious transactions. Last week around Kshs 495billion was transferred raising
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Kenya is likely to experience a snap general election late next year.
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CONFIRMED: The appointment of the debt task force was engineered by IMF to
@WilliamsRuto
. Dr. Lilian Asiko Onyango was the immediate director in charge of internal audit at IMF. The appointment was meant to whitewash the image of IMF and deflate pressure from the regime.
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ADVISORY No. 30 KDF STATEHOUSE DECREE
KDF has issued a decree to the service commanders NOT to shoot any unarmed protesters along the statehouse road. The disclaimer is If the situation escalates, they will make further directives. Come we march to the house on the hill.
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CONFIRMED: The directive by zakayo to militarize the NYS was attempted before and was vehemently opposed by the NIS. The second attempt comes in the wake of a Gen Z protest that poses a threat to the besieged regime. The sole purpose is to create a vagabond militia.
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The Defence Council has CANCELLED all presidential functions and programs until further notice.
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CONFIRMED: The infamous new university funding model was deliberately introduced for the following outcomes. 1. collapse HELB 2. Curb social mobility and perpetuate the cycle of poverty 3. Force higher learning institution into bankruptcy in order to privatize them. 4. LOOTING
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CONFIRMED: Anxiety grips the military. Sharp divisions have made diplomats flock statehouse for advisories with the president. The magnitude of
#NaneNaneMatch
is also a grave concern for the diplomats. The broad based government to them is a HOAX.
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Since Independence Kenya has NEVER undertaken a National GEOLOGICAL SURVEY on its existing mineral resources. It is NOT by default but by design. This is more reason we must DRAIN THE SWAMP.
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ADVISORY No. 29. Ruto, NIS disconnect
At a certain NSC meeting in the statehouse, the DG NIS provided a situational status report to the president who was carried by rage because of the FACTS highlighted and assaulted the DG NIS. The late CDF Ogolla immediately evacuated the
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CONFIRMED: Stella Lang'at was rejected because she refused/unable to pay the minimum facilitation fees required by committee.
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Chaotic departure between the President and Deputy is what is delaying the press conference. DP is with CDF on one corner. Otek
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CONFIRMED: The regime has hired several boda boda and other vigilante groups to infiltrate the peaceful demons and cause mayhem for them to weaken the Gen z legitimate movement. They will focus more on the criminal activities of the hired groups as a card to silence protests
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CONFIRMED: Pentagon is scheduled for a meeting to discuss the NON NATO ally status of Kenya. A technical review committee has already been set up. Details shortly
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CONFIRMED: KDF has been deployed to JKIA with instructions, to contain police brutality of peaceful patriotic protesters. Let us march to emancipation.
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CONFIRMED: A briefing meeting on the implications of Ruto's X meeting was held early this morning and the despot is desperate for at least 10 big Gen Z influencers to be persuaded at any cost to join. The brown envelope voucher was pegged at 5M each for the identified individuals
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The eatery belongs to farouk kibet. The magistrate acted under duress to please the BOSS
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CONFIRMED: GOONS have been organized and permitted to offer protection to the besieged despot and his benefactors. Media blackout is part of the strategy to shadow the massacre. High level meetings took place last night in upper hill and karen to firm up the plan.
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Riggy G is speaking the language of the Military. The tone of his statement will guide you where the KDF stands. Be guided
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CONFIRMED: Several PSs have requested to be relieved of their duties. The letters have been received by Head of Civil Service. It is alleged that the besieged leader is contemplating sending off the entire PSs to avoid bad reputation of mass resignations.
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CLASSIFIED: NIS council holds a crucial meeting currently at their ruaraka headquarters. All directors are present. The situation room commonly referred to as "NYATI" is tense. More updates to follow....
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CONFIRMED: UNPRECEDENTED tension grips the security and military formations. The concurrence is a way MUST be found to stop the current quagmire. The silent majority are for RUTO MUST GO bandwagon. The commander of Kenya army is on his beck and call.
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CONFIRMED: After a technical meeting of the US undersecretary for African affairs, Meg Whiteman to be RECALLED. An envoy with past military background to be deployed to Nairobi bureau. This is necessitated to mitigate the image of the US and deal with a potential TNMC setup.
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CONFIRMED: Strategic Communication Team is in limbo. No one knows his fate including Itumbi. Statehouse is very somber and deserted. Even the faith diplomacy team has GONE mute. Ruto is tense and confused. The Raila No show was very hard on the butcher of Sugoi.
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We have thugs in statehouse. They have switched off the diplomatic cable communication channel. Despot needs injection to sleep. Ni sawa the butcher of Kenya.
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CONFIRMED: Secret tunnels are used to smuggle minerals from Kenya to a destination at the Indian ocean.
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It is good to remind you that the ranch in which Felicen Kabuga was hosted in kilgoris is OWNED by nabii
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CONFIRMED: David Ndii alongside his Council of Economic Advisors to be DISMISSED.
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Dear
@ForeignOfficeKE
@SingoeiAKorir
@MusaliaMudavadi
Why pay annual rent on a property OWNED by the REPUBLIC?
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CONFIRMED: NIS has been undertaking a program famously known as " talent spotting" within the social digital infrastructure and "X spaces" and around 210 recruits have been identified for absorption. The final process of clearance ongoing b4 the targets are invited 4 interviews.
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The Gold reserves in NYATIKE alone can REPAY all our alleged national debts in less than 2 years if well utilized
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CBD SHUTDOWN, KITENGELA LOCKED, THIKA ROAD BUILDING UP. KAENDE
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CONFIRMED: Plans were finalized yesterday to ELIMINATE or potentially maim Jimi Wanjigi. He should just remain locked at his bunker.
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How did
@HonAdenDuale
allowed to access his previous office
@kdfinfo
without parliamentary approval?. We must safeguard and protect our valuable institutions from political abuses
@kenyacdf
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General Michael E. Langley, the commander of the US Africa Command (AFRICOM), based at Kelly barracks, Stuttgart, Germany has been instructed to visit Nairobi. The meeting is highly confidential and will meet top millitary commanders ONLY at DOD
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The KILIMA PESA GOLD MINE in Lolgorian, Narok county is worth 4 trillion shilling. The company mines and export the gold yet there is no piped water, roads or any meaningful accountability. It contributed heavily to Ruto's campaigns through ole tunai.
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CONFIRMED: The besieged Kenya kwanza leader has procured the services of 'spiritualists' from Uganda and Tanzania to help him forestall the planned demos on Tuesday. He is currently being cleansed at his Sugoi home. He has released treated money in bulk to be dished out.
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CONFIRMED: The swearing in ceremony of the broad based regime cabinet is slated for tomorrow morning at statehouse.
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The Turkana oil field is valued at Sh23.66 trillion ($215 billion) — equivalent to two times Kenya’s GDP — while the proven commercially viable reserves are valued at Sh4.86 trillion ($44.1 billion). Tullow blamed their inadequate technology. It was a deal to hoodwink Kenyans.
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CONFIRMED: IMF and World Bank recommended all Ruto's appointments at the financial and economic advisors. The delay in dissolving the cabinet is due the imperialists pressure on him to hold until they find replacements. He is held pale chini na the
@USAmbKenya
vinoma.
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During the last cabinet meeting, all CSs were briefed n processed on the dissolution of cabinet . A send off package was agreed on. They took the memorial last photo and proceeded to clear their closet of personal items. The package hit their respective accounts on wed evening.
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NIS budget for today runs into 650M. Mostly to silence the critical voices and subvert the movement. For all those who were abducted just throw away those gadgets and register new lines. I know what I'm saying trust me. Don't Renew, REGISTER.
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The Githurai Massacre is very deep and sad. Credible and confidential sources indicate that the night shooting was done by officers from Army barracks within Ruiru. They were acting on distress call from statehouse. The total number of casualties estimated at 345 including
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CONFIRMED: The famous chebuchietha plumber Jose Carmago is CIA agent based in venezuela. He is still in active service.
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CONFIRMED: The British crown negotiated at independence for around 250,000 Ha to be allocated to the Nyati barracks amongst others under representatives including the Delameres. Most of these are disguised as RANCHES but are serious mining field for highly precious minerals.
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CONFIRMED: Jomo Kenyatta was the GREATEST betrayer of the Kenyan dream. He was an imposter, stooge and a functionary for the colonialists. His arrest and detention were all fraud. He sold the republic and mau mau leaders. Excuse me was he even agikuyu?
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Duale already reported back to his former office at DoD. We don't have a country.
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Credible sources at the police service indicate that they are fatigued and tired of the constant kimbi kimbi tuesdays. They have refused to carry live ammunitions and are wiling to cooperate with GEN Z protestors.
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CONFIRMED: Statehouse has jammed the cipher coded hotline following a heavy call from Washington. Sources have indicated that Blinken opted for direct engagement with Ruto over unverified assertions. The besieged leader organized media Ops with haphazard envoys to buy time.
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Multi National Corporations based in Kenya have received an Advisory to FREEZE and REPATRIATE uncommitted financial resources URGENTLY.
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Gen. Ogolla was the CDF without power and authority at DoD. He was like a stray dog who senior commissioned officers were avoiding at every moment. No wonder he was left to loiter with non commissioned officers in the thickets of Rift valley. Shame on you CiC.
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CONFIRMED: SAROVA PANAFRIC HOTEL IS A PUBLIC UTILITY ILLEGALY OWNED BY A FAMILY.
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The IEBC amendment bill abolished the National Tallying Centre...... Our infamous BOMAS. Presidential election SHALL be declared at the polling station and constituency ONLY.
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CONFIRMED: After a Security Meeting today, the ministry of interior dispatched videos of their paid goons causing mayhem to leading media houses to be given prime coverage at 9 pm. The whole idea is to use that guise to issue a statement tomorrow BANNING all protests.
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A certain military chopper had been malfunctioned to eat up the soul of a senior VVIP up the sky. Kenya sihami mimi
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On 25th JUNE, Ruto fled to Uganda on realizing that parliament security was BREACHED. Museveni called both Raila and Uhuru and provided Ruto with a squadron of Special Forces Command from Uganda to provide tactical close circuit protection. SFC arrived in eldoret and were
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CONFIRMED: NON of the DISMISSED CABINET SECRETARIES will be REINSTATED.
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Prof. Njuguna Ndung'u expose is a damning rapprochement to the entire system:
1. Ghost pensioners
2. Ghost school capitation
3. Wrong university funding model
4. Rampant corruption
5. Ghost workers in payroll.
Our problem is at the very apex of leadership and governance.
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CONFIRMED; Covid 19 vaccine is a global depopulation strategy. It is meant to suppress immunity, incubate cancer and accelerate heart failure.
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capacity of the agency to discharge its mandate. Ruto illegally made her a member of the NSC where she acts as the secretary, a role traditionally reserved for the Attorney General. The whole problem boils to one
The incompetence and impunity of Ruto
#RevolutionNow
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ADVISORY No. 32 MAROON COMMANDOS ORDERED BACK TO BARRACKS
A contingent of the Maroon Commandos have been recalled back to base. They had a temporary holding ground at the nyayo stadium. International pressure is mounting on the president to RESIGN. More details to follow...
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CONFIRMED: NSI group authorized to print unregulated currency with new features to prevent the illegitimate regime from bankruptcy. The CBK announcement was just to prepare the public to accept the NEW currency as LEGAL TENDER.
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International pressure mounts on the besieged Kenyan tyrant to RESIGN. Let's match to statehouse NOW.
WE NEED TO PRESS ON
#ROADTOSTATEHOUSE
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CONFIRMED: ITUMBI has created over 12,000 new X accounts some are catfish accounts bearing names of the big Gen z accounts. According to the source only two of the targets have been duped to join. He has a target for 100,000 audience. This is the fake HNIB that is wasting RUTO
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It is NOW emerging that after failing to comply with recommendations from local and constitutional security and intelligence organs, the president is highly probable engaged foreign mercenaries for his personal protection and security. This under the law is TREASON.
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A confused regime outsmarted today. The brains vs the brawns.
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ADVISORY No. 35. The sudden withdrawal of the KDF.
KDF were suddenly ordered back to base due to the following.
1. The regime was desperate to clear the president's statement about hired goons and criminal elements hijacking the protest
2. Museveni advised Ruto that he would
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KDF CANNOT use their power against the people. They understand that ALL sovereign power belongs to the people. We are going to present our petition for Ruto to RESIGN. No violence, no weapons. It is our REVOLUTIONARY MOMENT
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ADVISORY No. 46. The US delegation shuttle diplomacy to Nairobi. Credible intel is now flowing following the US delegation to statehouse today. Washington believes a massacre took place in Kenya and that the DCI is highly culpable. The use of non uniformed armed officers was
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Kenya is a chosen providential nation. It carries the spiritual mantle of the entire Africa and plays a significant role in global affairs. The hidden untapped wealth in Kenya is able to sustain the economy of Africa. The Gen z revolution is God's means for reclaiming OWNERSHIP.
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HUSSEIN MOHAMED REALLY DOESN'T KNOW RUTO. I have had several occasions when zakayo calls people i am with and talk directly.
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By its own ineptitude, parliament has declared itself suspended and dissolved. Some people don't understand military coded language
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The FORD FOUNDATION slur by the despotic, occultic and besieged kenya kwanza leader has caused serious reactions from WASHINGTON. The state department has requested for a formal diplomatic explanation from Nairobi. The foreign affairs are reading the memo in silent tones.
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president and contained the situation. From that date NIS briefs are often done through a junior NIS officer attached to the statehouse. The president relies more on the briefing from
@AmbMonicaJuma
who is an agent of the CIA. This is what has killed and undermined institutional
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CONFIRMED: An Executive Order by the office of the president expected anytime today. A calculated government shakeup expected. The X space was meant intentionally to spread the gospel of " I have heard the Gen Z". Akili mtu wangu
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Mwai Kibaki is the father of the mess Kenya has become. Unfortunately, he has no heroic legacy.
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The mother of NICK RUTO should assume the office of First Lady according to the African culture and traditions. She is the first wife to zakayo. Mbogi pia imeongezeka. These are irrefutable FACTS.
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