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29 • In this house we love & support Watcher 🦫• A ❤️ for Steven Lim • Swiftie • Taskmaster • Doccy Who • Video Games • I write about duck soulmates 🦆🪿
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Greg thinks we're good writers :').Anyway. New Taskmaster fic, who this?. 🕑
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Sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot." Sorry again.
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Your dislike button is the X on the top right you entitled c*nt
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@forevrgrl @tyelashe @strayedaway lmao I love how everyone just assumes it's about one person, my first thought it's a warning for humanity which ended up on a random phone.
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I hope nobody finds out about all the toilet paper animals I violated since I was a child 😔😔
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Antis are so funny idk how they live with all this cognitive dissonance in them
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Everyone is focusing on the porn, but the idea that every kid who dislikes a fan creator for this fandom can just report art they deep 'offensive' or interpretation of art they think is 'misinformation' in hopes of the creator to copyright strike or sue them is wild to me.
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If you're gonna believe every adult who declares themselves a safe adult for kids, puts in their bio to attract a large teenage following and shows you pretty pictures of cats, congratulations, you should have a chat with your parents and have your internet usage monitored.
@BUNKlNS This is literally just saying "CHILDREN SHOULD NEVER FIND SAFETY IN ANY ADULT EVER AND HAVE TO BE IN THE GULAG" because why are they saying that trying to show and provide safe spaces for kids is grooming??? What?????.
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anti culture has created a huge fucking monster where people can't dislike a ship and move on, they have to make up random moral reasons for it to make everyone agree with them and try to erase the ship from the face of the Earth and that's the crux of the whole thing.
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@AutisticCallum_ is. is that a thing particularly when I was planning on doing said thing anyway? like, i want to clean my room, dad came and said "clean your room!" and I don't want to do it anymore?.
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My new way of saying "I am too terrified of consuming every new media because I'm scared my brain will attach to it and uproot me from my current fandom violently and without my control or say in the matter" is "I haven't gotten around to it yet" and I think that's beautiful.
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.@Beatrix_vStorch Sie haben das falsche Wort betont. Wie dumm von Ihnen. Muss man Ihnen nun auch noch erklären, wie man richtig Nazi ist?.
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They really have it all.
the five homoerotic love languages:.- intimate stabbing.- outright obsession.- confused pining.- “no one knows me like you do” .- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows.
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just so you know attempted murder is a love language. idk i just think you should be more receptive to how i express myself.
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hetero-only romance options.
Lets mix things up a bit:. What is one thing you DON'T want to see in Persona 6?
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2/2 also known as the day Goro Akechi had to make a choice between being wanted or respected because he couldn't have both.
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We don't talk enough about the fact that Goro Akechi, the proud lil fucker who's done everything on his own all his life, saw himself facing a whole made-up reality and immediately swallowed his pride and asked his biggest rival for help, knowing he couldn't handle it alone.
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you’re crazy if you think i’m gonna hold a pretty, morally grey man with unresolved trauma accountable for anything. do whatever you want beautiful.
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@UEFA "We support the gays in theory, but when it comes to their rights actually being stripped away, we won't even accept rainbow colours and make 34838 useless statemens about how we totally, theoretically support the gays.".
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"sorry für Fehler, thx" ist was 13-jährige unter ihre erste Fanfic schreiben, wenn sie keinen Bock hatten, Korrektur zu lesen.
Guten Morgen Deutschland!.Heute endet meine Mitgliedschaft im Bundestag - nach 27 guten Jahren. Ich habe gekämpft & gerungen, für 🇩🇪& 🇪🇺, für meine Überzeugung & für meine Partei. Mit Respekt für alle Demokraten. Danke für Support & sorry für Fehler. Macht’s gut & besser! Thx!.
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Akechi, every 5 minutes: haha I never did this with anyone before but it was fun with you haha I usually don't talk this much haha I never told anyone this before but we're so similar haha meeting you had to be fate. Akechi: I wonder what this feeling is. Akechi: . Must be hate.
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Probably because of the constant rape threats, death threats, explicit gore videos, CSEM of survivors you spread, the stalking, the doxxing, the racism, the victim blaming, outing of queer people to homophobic parents, driving people into suicide, etc etc, but who knows really.
proshippers be acting like not liking them is a human rights violation, bitch you’re WEIRD!.
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anyway, goro akechi going back to being a celebrity post-canon but promising himself to never pretend again so first ever interview he's like, being asked about his love life and if he found a lovely girl and just replies, "I'm gay, actually.".
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I would recommend people to block these accounts, not only did this person doxx V, they also plan on doxxing more people. Will update y'all once I know the alt account they're planning on setting up. Stay safe. ♥️✌️
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Possible ‘Persona 5 T’ Announcement Imminent, Official Domain Updated -
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Man imagine being new in the city because you got outcast from your old one and your entire new school thinks you're some crazy, unhinged criminal and then the most popular guy in the city is like "WOW YOU'RE SO SPECIAL !! LET'S GO TO SEA WORLD TOGETHER !!" and then he shoots you.
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did we make it? yes, we did
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My advice for #Persona5Royal newbies playing the game for the first time - Get the silver bangle from the Underground Mall for Goro Akechi. Never take to the Jazz club who isn't Goro Akechi. Look at Goro Akechi's ass cheeks during billiard. Be gay. Do crime - and Goro Akechi.
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honestly if you replay Persona 5 often enough, you establish such funny little quirks. You don't romance any of the girls. You don't take anyone to the Jazz Club. You keep neckties. You always fight with a justice persona. You make sure to buy the silver bangle.
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Robbie Daymond keeps giving us the Akechi merch Atlus refuses to give, legendary behavior 😭😭.
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it's crazy that pancakes became the food we all bully Goro with when the hot takoyaki incident was so much more pathetic.
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Goro Akechi game but his health bar is actually a mental health bar and it's always empty.
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UHM THE FIRST TWO OPTION OF DETECTIVE PRINCE GORO WORK BUT WHEN YOU PICK THE GORO-SAN ONE HE IS "OFF HIS GAME" AND MISSES?!?!? 😭😭.
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Goro not being on this list is a goddamn crime against humanity
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sometimes I remember xander and robbie sang a fucking duet in character and it adds years to my life.
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did we make it? no we didn't
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I just think goro akechi should have a twitter account and in his bio would be nothing but "joker dni".
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Another day, another PSA that fanfic writing is a hobby and you're not entitled to writers catering to you unless you pay them, and oh my God, no one needs to 'challenge themselves' to write something they don't want to. Life is too short to write half of the things we DO want to.
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"Harassment is bad but what gets me is that people who are actively anti-harassment over fiction are also saying that harassment over fiction is bad in this thread meant to harass people over fiction.".
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@Gronkh Lieber *guckt nach* verlogener Gronkh,. all die Jahre hast Du uns erzählt, Du wärst fast 12. Aber wir vergeben Dir. Weil wir solche blinden Kiddies sind und Dein Management und bestochen hat. Mit Lollis!. Liebe Grüße,. Deine Kiddyfanbase!.
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Er hat uns bei dem Versuch, ihn zu trollen getrollt. :'D.Aber Twitter ist explodiert & die Community hatte 'nen Lachanfall. :D Schön. xDD.
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We all heard about Goro and Akira meeting again post-canon at Goro's mother's grave but get ready for: Goro and Akira meeting again post-canon because they both came to vandalise Shido's grave.
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Persona 5 Spin-Off game with Goro Akechi as the protagonist, featuring a canon Akeshu kiss.
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goro akechi, detective prince, ace student, honorable member of society, really said "skip school to hang with me" 😌😌.
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the way he walks in, walks past Sae, sits down a chair apart to sit DIRECTLY in front of Akira and starts flirting immediately, I love them your honour.
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3am, thinking about all the Mementos lines I never heard but sure wish I had
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NG++++++++ Akira, exhausted from all his attempts of dating Goro, finally dropping to his knees in front of him going "I'm sorry! I am SORRY! I am TRYING TO DATE YOU BUT FOR SOME REASON I CAN ONLY DATE GIRLS NO MATTER WHAT I TRY!" so next time they hang Goro just wears a skirt.
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Goro going "oh please give me a break" after Sae accuses him of taking data from her laptop is so great because he really a) breaks his role here and b) is an assassin drawing the line at being accused of petty data theft.
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I lied. I don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. I’m going to explain to you in excruciating detail why Goro Akechi deserved to face off Shido and Yaldabaoth alongside the Phantom Thieves.
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"i wouldn’t marry “i’d marry you.me either” w paper rings”
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@NA0Ml_ @bearbrandmilkk Why are you, as a 15 year old, sexually harassing adults? Where's your mother oh my god.
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Man but imagine being Goro Akechi and you're supposed to shoot this guy, so you take him on little dates with the full expectations of having to force yourself into his life and suddenly he hands you a 80.000 yen silver bangle.
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I maintain my stance that he was about to agree and join them before cogoro crashed the party. Goro honey you deserved better. 😭
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@ray_loux I'm so sorry, Ray.♥️ I'm transmasc too and watching all the anti trans bills rise in the name of "protecting kids", while they're completely ignoring your voices and causing you actual harm is so frustrating even from here, I can't imagine how it has to be for you. Stay strong.
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Akechi, the abandoned child/assassin having to fight on his own for his entire life, currently infiltrating a group of kids that hate him & he gets injured in front of them, gritting his teeth & preparing to keep fighting in pain like always, when suddenly one of them heals him.
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People really hate when they have to face that no artist wants their unqualified, unprompted opinion on their creative expression that they provide to them for free lmao.
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warning for akechi hate but this actually made me laugh so hard, I almost choked on my tea, this guy really is terrified of someone liking all the things that make Goro Akechi a complex, good character in the most comedic way 😂😂
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Akira finding out Goro survived the engine room because he updates his featherman fanfic.
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Akechi Goro tweeting "omg I saw akechi make out with that hot shujin student again!!!!" and then quickly deleting because it's on main, not on his undercover Akechi-fan account but what he doesn't know is that Akira has him on notifications.
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@LifeIsStrange The Twin Peaks vibes of the original LIS games were what drew me in back then 🥲 we really lost a big one here.
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yeah. and this is how they flirt idgaf it's hot 🤷♂️.
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I just think it'd be very funny if Akechi, during Sae's palace, got inflicted by a rage ailment and called Loki as a result. I'm just saying.
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Akira and Goro post-canon accidentally ending up in the same group therapy and it's very awkward for everyone involved.
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It's almost as if people have free will and are allowed to have different preferences and what they ship doesn't affect what you don't ship at all, idk idk.
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only in vanilla you can agree to date some girl and then come home to Goro quietly (threateningly) waiting for you. oh Joker's in TROUBLE
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New Game Plus AU but it's Royal Akechi meeting P5 Akira and he's like "Are my esteemed rival, let us once again make out in this backalley and then plot to get rid of my father together" while Akira is like "uh I don't know you like that sir".
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@chromiekins @sunnyCMYK she blocked me jsfkjdsfhn she stole my money and then she blocked me.
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I make fun of Akechi trauma-dumping without warning or being asked a lot, but not enough of Sae going "Aw, you're studying, how diligent! 😌 Your principal died last night.".
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people without hyperfixations will never understand the pain of your brain deciding all on its own that its done with an interest now, whether you're ready to say goodbye to it or not.
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you can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. i love akechi but i acknowledge his flaws (none he’s perfect) & can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) & call him out on his actions (thank u for shooting okumura king).
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third sem is so funny because there wa absolutely no reason to put Goro into that shujin sports suit, he's fucking Goro Akechi, everyone would've immediately recognised and known he's not from there anyway.
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Goro Akechi, entering a café and seeing the daughter of the woman he murdered hide behind a less than enthusiastic guy he's investigating, while the man who was blackmailed by his partner tells him he has nothing else to say to him: Ah, it seems I found my go-to café!.
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Imagine crushing on a boy who instead of greeting you walks up to you and instantly bombards you with three different topics of conversation before you can even get a word in, in the early morning. It really has to be true love.
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@martingommel Akzeptierte Isolation. Mit Sozialphobie war es einfach himmlich, in Ruhe gelassen zu werden.
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Forever mad they took out Akechi's little Leblanc visits for Royal because him being completely lost in thought and seeking comfort in Leblanc a few days after killing Okumura is just. too precious to lose.
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stageplay Goro Akechi really said "choosing a rival is something special", invited all of Akira's friends and turned it into a marriage proposal huh?.
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The saddest part is that everytime I play 2/2, I wish there were more options. To tell Akechi that it's not pity. To make him understand that his wishes are respected, but he'll still be missed dearly. So I can't even imagine how Akira feels, with those unsaid words haunting him.
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tired akira kissing goro while hanging out without even realizing what he's doing and goro just sits there going "huh are we dating? did I miss it? this must be how dating works." so he thinks they're dating now.
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sometimes I do think Goro Akechi being the villain of p5 and an agent of chaos could not have been made more obvious
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No but I imagine Goro in denial after the interrogation room, feeling stressed and tense for "no apparent reason", already halfway on his way to Leblanc to wind down with some coffee and a match of chess, only to remember that he can't.
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God. Sojiro being the only adult saying "I sorry I didn't prevent this from happening to you" instead of celebrating Akira being a Phantom Thief and making him deal with his problems like the others. always heartbreaking.
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I just thing, with how quiet Akira generally is, he must hate it sometimes. His inability to find the right words in the right time, like when he was comforting Ann when they first met. And I think he never hated it more than post-engine room.
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I want to write a fanfic called "5 times goro akechi thought no one was looking and he was free to stare at joker and 5 times everyone around him (including joker) noticed" but I think the title might be too long.
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Joker secretly leaving letters in Mementos for Black Mask. He never expects and answer but he keeps asking questions. Who are you?.Why do this?.Can I meet you?.What's your Persona called?.Do you have the same powers I do?.
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I'm not even talking "problematic" ships, whatever that is, I'm talking completely harmless ship they somehow try to twist into being problematic for made-up reasons just to get rid of it and be allowed to harass the shippers. It's tiring.
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You either allow fanart for your work or you don't but this half-assed, "all the fanart I dislike gets striked, the rest is allowed" flair of this form is insane to me. How long until genuine fans get scared because they don't know where your idea of offensive starts or ends?.
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@xPandorya Es würde mich halt nicht mal überraschen. "Hach ja, wir haben btw letzte Woche geheiratet. So, was spielen wir?".
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Goro walking in on Akira having a panic attack - he sees him flinch when he sees him. Sees him cowering on the floor, staring at the door. He guesses it must be an interrogation room flashback. He turns on the light, opens a window, to show him he's not trapped. He gets him a~.
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I still think Akira arriving in Tokyo *in* his Shujin uniform and then asking Sojiro what Shujin is, is hella funny by the way.
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