Omg this cat has a fur bikini on 😂😂

@KMal_T8N 100%

@KMal_T8N You don’t ask people that you plan to kidnap :)

One way flights from Calgary to London, England are only ~$200.... Well, peace out, Canada. It's been a slice.

@tiiffyC RIGHT

When did they start calling margarine, “plant butter?”

@PartyWaffle @StuForReal -my housekeeper giving me sass at 7am this morning. 👀

Literally crying my eyes out finishing "It Ends With Us." Especially the Author's note at the end. 😭

bittersweet

@josephruscitti Just don't do any of those things tomorrow and you should be all good. Just skip a day haha.

If anyone is superstitious, you have two hours to get in all your showering, cleaning, sweeping and taking out the garbage before midnight.

I should get out of bed and get dressed if I'm going to be picked up in twenty minutes.... But bed is so comfy..... 🥰

Anybody in #Calgary want any baking bananas? I had planned to bake a ton of banana bread to gift to neighbours and friends this weekend... Apparently my ambitions were grander than my will to follow through. 🙃 #yyc

LOOK AT ALL MY CHEEEEEEZE. So excited for a girl dinner platter tonight. 🥰

Used speech-to-text for the word umami and my phone thought I was saying “ur mommy.” My ramen had a strong ur mommy taste…..? Well that was awkward.

Five years ago! We were such babies. 🥰 Out of all the souvenirs I’ve come across on my travels, this remains one of the most unique, and obviously most personalized. Look at our little faces 😂 #vivalasvegas #vegas #whathappensinvegas #chocolate #mandms #souvenir #travel

@darylcognito Yes :)

@darylcognito Any chance I could get an approximate cost and where on the city you go for their dental visit?

@thewilsonwong How does that go? You just pull their lips back and brush? Any tips?

How often are cat parents getting their cat's teeth cleaned at the vet?

I answered someone's question with a fact. Explain to my rational brain why people are personally attacking for that?