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Alpha Romeo

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or Beta Cortina. I get mixed up.

Market Harborough, England
Joined April 2012
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Alpha Romeo
10 years
Is it just me that read this nurses name completely wrong?? http://t.co/cbDfVOWRLG
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@JasonReidUK Being naïve and having not heard of Jean before (thankfully), I initial thought that the woman in the screenshot was the transphobe. Important to note that she is the bar staff refusing service.
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Alpha Romeo
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RT @lillai23: why am I seeing the Inbetweeners dancing in the club 😆😆😆😆
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RT @anna_bobs: “ I shit myself in Lidl”
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RT @Sarge_1889_UTB: Anyone who hasn’t ventured in to non-league football as yet. Please give it a try. The fans, the clubs, the volunteers…
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Alpha Romeo
3 days
I spell way too good to be single.
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Zoe 💗
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😈😏🤤🥵
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Alpha Romeo
3 days
@1AustinMitch Had a mate visiting today. Let's face it, if you could pick a game to introduce anyone to the joys of Mitch's Bees, this was it. Superb game despite the ref.
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Alpha Romeo
6 days
@Look_its_Rhonda Please give us a shout if you discover a portal. I'm curious Rhonda - how did you access this stuff at the time before the wonders of the Internet? I know Ned's etc did US tours but still. Was there a much loved radio show?
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7 days
@BIGSPECIAL_ As long as neither of you do a Morrissey in later life it'll be reet x
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8 days
@JamesHarvey2503 So can any old cunt just spout shite nowadays and claim to be a journalist?
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Alpha Romeo
9 days
@Look_its_Rhonda I have no doubt that without a sense of humour I would have made Steve Carell in 40 yo Virgin look like a pup.
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Alpha Romeo
9 days
@ojos_no_ven A tweet of this quality needs to be seen far and wide..
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Alpha Romeo
9 days
RT @ojos_no_ven: Feels perverse to reward the dog with a biscuit because he's stopped rolling in shit, but then I remember I have a drink a…
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Alpha Romeo
21 days
@MyshkinFool Excellent. I must remember to do it to a partner if I ever fall in love again. No doubt it will go down well and lead to a long happy life together.
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Alpha Romeo
21 days
@Look_its_Rhonda This is beautifully articulated Rhonda ❤️.
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Alpha Romeo
21 days
@bencsmoke 'Kid' Rock is literally the spitting image of an 83-year-old alcoholic that I visit - only thing missing in my man is the misogyny... and you reckon Calvin's funded this with more begging on social media?
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Alpha Romeo
22 days
RT @GusTheFox: Hahahahah @LozzaFox He’s not Jim’ll Fix It you fucking plum
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Alpha Romeo
23 days
@liz_buckley It's not just the lilac though. It's lilac with a touch of Pollystyrene 👌
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Alpha Romeo
25 days
@NeilDotObrien Says a minister in the most successful government in history. Oh wait...
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Alpha Romeo
28 days
@agirlcalledlina Aah wtf? I'm so out of touch. Another depressing Google search beckons.
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